Real Life Vs. Internet

[crunchbite22]

Why do you have an ad on this video? It's because of crap like this SOPA started.

[BagoGarde]

I I i "i" the internet is full of it e.g. Facebook

[ThePinkMamaLuigi]

The Internet in a Nutshell

[lovemedead2010]

Red Vs Blue FTW xD

[55kylenator]

who's a girl?! i want girls! ... I LOVE ANGELINA JOLIE

[segaface3]

240p like a boss!

[frenchiebum]

creed sucks! I hate you! And I hate the band that you like!

[CruelObsession1]

Cancel my plans tonight. I have partying to do :p

[AgentWhisk]

Years and years and years and years and years and years from now people will find this after our version of the internet is destroyed, and they will be very confused.

[dornob13]

after 5 years, still funny as hell

[dogmeat301]

hahahaha bills billls bills coupons...great

[FREEZERQC]

instead of killing yourself  go on the INTERNET

[FDRPR09]

YOU DESERVE TO DIE! DIE AND GO TO HELL AND BURN!

[QueenB4Life]

33 people don't know the difference between Real Life vs Internet

[QueenB4Life]

this shit never gets old

[briannaleora]

@QueenB4Life You're right, it doesn't. It's also still true! roflmao!

[coolieo2222]

DO WANT A BIGGER PENIS!!!1

[brainiac554]

By some guys? you mean some internet celebrities??

[SIXCHA]

i remember when it was just the internet that was like that, now its also cable news

[darksaiyajin14]

@SIXCHA Yeah, that happened pretty quickly, too.

[goatman003]

Presidential sluts isn't a real website. That just ruined my day. o~o

[KennyCelican]

@goatman003 Me too...

[WonkaWonkaWoot]

2:46 XD dohnut FTW whoever dose what he says is a dohnut luver *types in link*

[EchoBoomer1987]

The line, "I VOTED FOR NADER! I HATE EVERYONE!" cracks me up everytime XD

[skaterboy379]

LMAO

[kohonaalchemist109]

ive always been tempted to see if presidential sluts .com was a real website

[Multrakiller]

"YOU DESERVE TO DIE!!! DIIIIIIIIEE!!! GO TO HELL N BURN!"

Lol thats true internet politics!

[Mochme]

"I HATE YOU AND THE BANDS YOU LIKE!"

[Dreadnought75136]

Creed SUCKS ! ;)

But really they do.......

[mrlowhe]

@Dreadnought75136 he said Cream.

[Zellig]

I VOTED FOR NADER. I HATE EVERYONE!

[DeltaD36]

"I don't WANT it to be illigal, therefore it isn't! THAT'S THE WAY IT WORKS!"

[xDemonJohn]

Am I a bad person for attempting to go to PresidentialSluts . com?

[WonkaWonkaWoot]

@xDemonJohn Nope it makes u a dohnut lover. I did it to.

[goldenlupe055]

i love angelina jolie!! does anyone else like angelina jolie? she's got enormous lips!!!!

[goldenlupe055]

i love angelina jolie!! does anyone else love angelina jolie? she has enormous lips!!!!

[MrGuydaguy]

give it to me faster bow chika bow wow

[lolo27234]

politics mack's me so horny

[boiledelephant]

"How would you recommend they prepare?"

"I dunno. Try going to your local middle-school chess club. Hand out crystal meth and guns. That might be good practice."

[MrGameMachinima]

BEST GRAVESTONE EVER "Respawn in 3..2...1.."

[Mber7560]

LMAO 1:30

[RochesterSS]

So big bo- you're not a girl!

[pacificbeauty]

LMAO "politics makes me SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HORNY!"

[danieldjr412]

Video description FAIL.

[jamesbonddarthvader]

"Your not giving it to me! Give it to me faster!"

Thats what she said.

[belldanime]

@jamesbonddarthvader That's what your mother said.

[Dragonrose36]

"Try going to your local middle school chess club. Hand out crystal meth and guns. That might be good practice..."

ROFLOL!

[Preteranimus]

@TheShadowKakari LMFAO so true... :\

[anthroguy101]

Over 4 years old and it's still just as true

[johnyRidin]

lol

[hl2og]

real life is for food... the internet is for porn.. the two creates the perfect balance.

[SucksTheJoke]

old skool rosterteeth i love it

[gonzalez99boca]

I'vw heard about the internet you big MORONS from the INTERNET!!!

[Urazaki]

2:26 you deserve to die, die and go to hell and burn!

[shadowpyro08]

@Urazaki oh Yeah?!? Well I hope you get raped! TWICE! Then maybe you'll feel different! JERK!!!

[SandDemon64]

This is one of the best things I've ever seen! xD

The sad thing is, IT'S ALL TRUE!

[blackkil9]

gay

[Holydiver2107]

Roosterteeth rocks!!

[Superhumanattack]

I voted for Nade and I do hate every one.

[freakofavrillavigne]

Politics makes me SOOO Horny!!

[gardinknight]

"Would you like a larger penis? Where would you like it?"

[Wolf3685]

i could suggest a few places

[followfornothing]

I hate you and I hate the bands that you like!!!

Would you like a larger penis??? lol

[parimalajeyapal]

hai

[marky1ist]

2:55, im typ that in and see wat comes up.

i no one thing,theres no sluts.

[TheLoneWonder01]

SOME GUYS!

IT"S RED VS. BLUE!

[james5000000000]

true parts 1:40 2:05(maybe be little different) and 2:25 2:25 and 1:40 that happen to me i was like the guy in red

[Wc3Addict20]

BB guys cya later i am going to masturbate... ROFL!

[mrxxxhahaxxx]

lol its funny yer cus to the eft of the video theirs that local singles thing lol this vid is so true

[343studios]

LMAO.

"You deserve to die. DIE GO TO HELL AND BURN!!!"

[SlaughterTheFrail]

"I HOPE YOU GET RAPED..TWICE!!!"

[sabresrcurcrazy]

made by "some guys" ...wow but yeah i love red vs blue!

[bikerman6577]

Shut Up You!

[jebestus]

this made me wanna go play video games.. so that's what i'm gonna do now

[james5000000000]

lolololol i think every one should watch this

[julian52780]

real life sucks. theres no respawn time. D:

[BoomBoy13]

@julian52780 There's no respawn in the first place.

[julian52780]

@BoomBoy13 not unless your a Hindu.

[lolluspingus]

@julian52780

I know this comment is 6 months old, but I still wanted to say;

real life DOES have respawn. but everybody respects the NRL :DD

[nandabun]

@julian52780

No.. there IS respawn time.. it just takes FUCKING FOREVER. D:

[alexpctpga]

lmao

[NotOrdinaryInGames]

Real live wins!

[StormMetal1]

Creed does suck

[grey1947]

hahahahahahahahha this was so funny

[lastunusedname]

Everything mentioned in this is true. I guess comedy doesn't always need an exaggeration.

Well now I'm all self-conscious about saying I hate Creed.

Downloading music isn't quite like mugging someone. Its more like borrowing it except they still have it too. The original purchaser has to make it available by choice.

I hate Creed. There we go!

[urahara228]

i especially like the "buying music" part of the sketch. that is so true when simmons yells "i hate you and the bands u like!" see enough of that on youtube already.

[Drunkenprophet23]

I HATE ALL OF YOU. YOU ALL CAN DIE. I VOTED FOR NOONE!!! I'm GONNA GO MASTERBATE.

[ItzTimm]

I guess you really ARE drunken. o.o

[Vulttwin]

This teaches a valuable lesson. The moral of the story is to get a life, and get off the internet.

[TheTopHatNinja]

so wait what are you doing now?

[Dax3060]

"Go to your local chess club, hand out crystal meth and guns".

That's the only way you can prepare for the internet's weirdness indeed.

[BoomBoy13]

"WOULD YOU LIKE A BIGGER PENIS?!?"

[MaliceandMagick]

LMMFAO!!!!!!!!!

[7he7ru7h]

VOTE FOR NADER!

[azazel637]

the greatest internet thing

[sporeplayer100]

"are you a girl? yes. send me naked pictures then. ..........ok

[Moshmaschine]

"WOULD YOU LIKE A BIGGER PENIS?" Epic!

[ShadowCrashed81]

FUCK you are the human embodiment of everything wrong with today.

[LrdofArmageddon]

These guys are so right. Especially the Creed part.

Everyone on the internet likes to act like a music elitist.

[SchwarzeWitwe2]

Seriously, Creed sucks.

[MrScrunchman]

We don't need to find any weapons of mass destruction. We just need to want to find them

[xXFallenleaves]

"WOULD YOU LIKE A BIGGER PENIS? WHERE WOULD YOU LIKE IT!? I CAN SUGGEST SOME PLACES~" Sarge was totally ON FIRE in this. <3

[VinceToTheMax]

I hope you get raped......... TWICE! LOLz

[ihaveaxbow]

"give it to me faster" thats what she said

and LOL "guess they are all masterbating''

[lolhacks1]

is presidentialsluts a real site loll

[TerryLeeForever]

hehe.. no.. i've checked it out. :P

[lolhacks1]

dam i think it should be a red vs blue roll

[aauron34]

This is ridicuosly true, especially the meeting people part.

[robocon2]

I voted for Nader, I hate everyone!

[SandBarrelProduction]

Politics make me sooooooo HORNY!

DONUT FTW

[commonsenseforUSA]

NOW LETS ALL GO HOME AND MASTURBATE!

GRIFF! lol

[Kronoze3]

I hope u get raped twice

[willj78]

nice

[manic585]

lol i love agglina joele she has ebormas lips!

[xWhatwouldjesusdox]

CREED SUCKS! I HATE YOU! AND I HATE THE BANDS YOU LIKE!

god bless :]

[xxJoeCrookxx]

@xWhatwouldjesusdox hahahahhahahha

[generalargon]

This video is unbelievably true. Especially the politics part.

[sandwichofshadows]

@generalargon

except the politics part isn't confined to internet. talk to demoncrats, it also applies to real life.

[kerplunkid]

@sandwichofshadows  ..... trolling?

[sandwichofshadows]

@kerplunkid

try it.

they're rabid. like apple fans.

[Krisman2007]

Hahahaha that was funny as hell!

[celibiEX]

one word: LMAO!

[96Luck]

Uhm, that's 4 words, you know. :P hehe, love this vid though still yet.

[bullpupaug]

the funny thing is i voted for nader

[WeTheBeasts]

funny as hell

[ricky1345]

oh yes... everyone want to here a nerd recording recording himself on halo.. ._.

[animefriend101]

WOULD LIKE A BIGGER PENIS?!

Haha sarge ftw

[bulynda]

So...the message here is: EVERYONE be careful with the internet! There are liers and very few honest people here!

[street2fighter]

'LIARs'

learn how to fuckn spell you dumbwit

[killkill999flipside]

no theres 1 thing people really are honest about on the internet

politics

internet is just the opposite of life.

[goluigi10]

true.

Also, I have a breakdown of "politics" for anybody who cares.

Poli- the latin root for "Many"

Tic(k)s- Blood sucking leeches.

Ergo, Politicians are blood sucking leeches.

[Hotshotter3000]

This is so true. BTW, I do get RL junk mail, but it is NEVER about penis enlargement, pyramid schemes, women who want TO FUCK RIGHT NOW!!! Or about cheap ass rolex watches that won't make it past customs. And RL does have better graphics, too. :p

[tommymorales14]

whats 100% true the internet is not the same as reallife or giveing a cheis club guns and drugs is almost the same as the internet ..............................­......... almost

[Randomail34]

partying with friends on the internet, all u do is send a invite in halo and kill eachother

[sandfordmill]

i hate RL, but graffix are better.

[teencomment]

The first time I saw this when Sarge screamed "WOULD YOU LIKE A BIGGER PENIS?!?" I thought WTF?

[RangerD12]

YOU DESERVE TO DIE! xD

[mykalroze]

2:18 -- Discussing politics. That could also be changed to just about discussing (or trying to discuss) anything on the Internet. There are so many trolls, so many juvenile morons out there who unfortunately have access to the Internet. They don't discuss, they don't listen, all they do is bash, attack and insult, all safely behind the anonymity of the Internet. They're all pathetic cowards in want of attention, and they only way they can get it is by trying to make people angry. Pitiful.

[childpuncher89]

i know unlike me all i do is cuss at hem laugh at them and shit on there icons : ) jk lol

[Ledwix]

mykalroze, you did a good job of summarizing much of the internet, including much of Youtube's commenting phenomenon.

[TheSuitGuy01]

I HOPE YOU GET RAPED! TWICE!

[mykalroze]

I VOTED FOR NADER! I HATE EVERYONE!! :P

[Laz0zapp3r]

lol

[01234567895007]

500th rating! woot

[spiceyvideo]

"They're all marturbating.." That sounds like Second Life!!

[SilvaraCleric]

Oh my god. So true! So sad. :( I actually looked up the thing.

[bbsloveme]

hey church, we have all the filthiness sluts on the internet. thryre all hopped on herbal viagra and waiting 4 u!!!!

[SolAurum]

SO true, especially about politics on the internet.

[Ongarukat]

Or religion.  So many Q&A services online have reasonable dialogue everywhere else, then when you get to the politics or religion sections, you have shouting matches, hilarious strawmen, and appeals to authority/novelty/tradition/sl­ippery slope/"My Holy Book Is Better Than Yours."

[XxLususNaturaexX]

LOL god I love rooster teeth. these people are absolute geniuses

[taalii123]

Go to your local middle school chess club, and hand out crystal meth and guns.

[Crazydog7]

I love this one

[goddessa400]

Hehe, that dude's always advertising porn. LOL! So funny!!!

[heeerro]

shit

[leandre021]

"would you like a bigger penis? where would you like it? i can suggest some places!" ROFLMAO! the best line from sarge!

[maulman2]

so big boy..couldnt stop laughing XD

[NEWdumbich123455432]

lol i remeber this was the first RvB i ever saw, man that was so long ago XD

[darkbatghost88]

yep me too

[ambii0721]

lmao wow everything in there r so true tho o.o ppl r really like that sumtimes nd its funny watchin it happen 2 ^-^

[Muzikismyanidrug]

lolol

[Boaal]

Brilliant!

[Sylvex102]

lol "Creed sucks, i hate you. i hate the band you like!!" its every commented place on the internet in a nutshell ^.^

[slayer1204]

damn!!! thats was real lmfao, i havn't laughed so hard in my life thanks people who made this!!

[deathtorap4life]

im gonna go home and masturbate! hilarious! LOL

[brookerREALLYsucks]

It;'s not an animation durr.