Existentialist dog says: what is the meaning of life? what is the meaning of my life? please fuck off with your cultural industry, I do not want your fucking toy. Where is my dog pussy? Why must I obey these fucking people that I want to kick in the teeth?
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...Legitimately terrifying. The filthy house, the complacent, bored dog, the barely-concealed glee of the posibly-mentally-impaired narrator. All contribute to a truly awful experience. I hate this.
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...Legitimately terrifying. The filthy house, the complacent, bored dog, the barely-concealed glee of the narrator. All contribute to a truly awful experience. I hate this.
i am impressed. this could very possibly be the BEST youtube series that there is. i applaud you. also, i enjoy the fact that you favorite some of your own videos...
Chocolate contains theobromine. A naturally occurring stimulant found in the cocoa bean, theobromine increases urination and affects the central nervous system as well as heart muscle. While amounts vary by type of chocolate, it's the theobromine that is poisonous to dogs.
Yes, 'moron', but the difference here is the reality: it LOOKED like one, but IT isn't one :), so don't go crazy, just chill. I know chocolate is dangeroux for them, but he isn't feeding it.
To everyone who says my dog looks sad: You need to stop anthropomorphizing my dog. He looks frowny and his eyes are droopy because he is a labrador/retriever mixture... His ear placement is only forward when he is excited, just because his ears are back doesn't mean he's sad. Get a clue you peoples.
This is why dogs are awesome. Even when you're bored in your room they will be your best friend!
RayZavesky 1 month ago
Please come back Yorick!
LightSpike2010 1 month ago in playlist Favorite videos
He reminds me of my chihuahua ...Idk why not.a single fuck
SugarcubeEcstacy 2 months ago
why do you yell at your dog? he looks so depressed already
Bombyay 4 months ago
PLEASE!!!! WE NEED MORE DOG TIME!!
TheFeralReckoner 5 months ago 4
its like a mix between the genius guy yelling at cats, and the really awkward moments on the office (us version)
larrlbesnon 5 months ago
I wish my dog gave this many fucks,
Cheetoz2112 7 months ago
DOUSHITE?!?!
I3L4NK 7 months ago
Is it just me or does the guy's voice remind anyone else of Cat Face?
Inurdaes 7 months ago 2
whats the song at the start ily
dabritters 8 months ago
HAHAHAH XDDD
LEAVE! LEAVE! ... EXIT! LEAVE!
TheOneSammy 9 months ago
is that a roosterteeth bag on the floor? o.O
fivez1a 9 months ago
The recorder is so racist...he treats Dog like an Animal!! (its a joke, dont QQ)
MrFrostshake15 11 months ago
I LAUGHED SO HARD I SPIT SODA ALL OVER MY SCREEN.
MudgeColeman 1 year ago
His name is ... dog.
Hehehe
ScienceOfStupidity 1 year ago
That dog gives exactly 0 fucks.
anodeforcruelty1 1 year ago 45
Existentialist dog says: what is the meaning of life? what is the meaning of my life? please fuck off with your cultural industry, I do not want your fucking toy. Where is my dog pussy? Why must I obey these fucking people that I want to kick in the teeth?
libertyandjustice 1 year ago
I can't explain why, but this video is fucking great.
dominiccss 1 year ago
"YOU ARE FREE FROM MY DOMAIN" LOL!!! love your videos11
1!!! hahahaa
321beth321 1 year ago
it probably comes from a large sea creature, like a....alligator
GweezerSota 1 year ago
@GweezerSota - xD
321beth321 1 year ago
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...Legitimately terrifying. The filthy house, the complacent, bored dog, the barely-concealed glee of the posibly-mentally-impaired narrator. All contribute to a truly awful experience. I hate this.
VanadiumGalilei 1 year ago
@VanadiumGalilei Filthy house? It's a kid's room right after Christmas what the fuck do you expect?
Unmazen 1 year ago 2
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...Legitimately terrifying. The filthy house, the complacent, bored dog, the barely-concealed glee of the narrator. All contribute to a truly awful experience. I hate this.
VanadiumGalilei 1 year ago
YOUR VIDS MIGHT BE ON KEEFERS ATOU PLAY
homfri111 1 year ago
that was intense.
dubupie 1 year ago
That spy owns a dog!
gosmokesome 1 year ago
dog time ftw!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pokachunk 1 year ago
yomama
tandhdonahoo 1 year ago
dog time
grinick 1 year ago
dowg
getcattonight 2 years ago 4
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Dude, your dog looks sad as fuck. What are you doing to him/her?
LimmBurger 2 years ago
dog time
DUH
FishyOnStick 2 years ago
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damn you're retarded
a99915880528 2 years ago
God damn, :45 to 1:10 is AMAZING. "As you can see, he is enjoying the squeak toy very much."
CrowsTurnOff 2 years ago
is this your real voice, or are you putting on an accent. I can't decide which would be funnier.
ferndavant 2 years ago
i am impressed. this could very possibly be the BEST youtube series that there is. i applaud you. also, i enjoy the fact that you favorite some of your own videos...
Sonicite 2 years ago 3
i have a bone that dog enjoy - IN MY ASS!!!!
weefeatures 2 years ago
hahahahah this is great
YndyeRokr 2 years ago
I LOVE DOG TIME!
PowerRanger87 2 years ago 6
THIS GUYS VOICE IS AMAZING.
FishyOnStick 2 years ago 3
i like goldfish
blueninja101 2 years ago
byob
Serduun 2 years ago 2
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0:22 "he's enjoying very much" dude, HE'S ASLEEP.
pocketlint60 2 years ago
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BTW Worst 3:03 of My LIFE.
(And 1:26 poor doggy....)
pocketlint60 2 years ago
go to hell. dog time is SOOOOOO entertaining.
Poowis 2 years ago 4
HAHAHA xD
Danyeahl 2 years ago
I needed to get the prize for that cereal bawks for my daed
MrNobodysPinealGland 2 years ago
The one with the little kid with the hand grenade, and the children with two hundred dollars?
MisterLettuce 2 years ago
not cereal bars, cereal BAWX!
RyenVanGrol 2 years ago
nicez
arielisayee143 2 years ago
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whoever does this is a huuuuuge fag
Strommunism 2 years ago
LEAVE
1stonep94 2 years ago
EXIT
BASSDADDIE 2 years ago
Clean up your house.
tkchrist 2 years ago
Westley.. is that you? And is that Furious?
nazumis 2 years ago
I LOVE U DOG!
JBsterrett 2 years ago
This guy is a genius! It's like Santino Marella with a dog.
SolarShockX 3 years ago 2
I wonder how Beth Phoenix would react to this.
xD
Dog time is my favorite TV show
BASSDADDIE 2 years ago
Nice Rooster Teeth bag in the background. What did you get?
ChrisThe1337 3 years ago
SQUEAK
SQUEAK
SQUEAK
SQUEAK
eggbaax 3 years ago
Magiclaw!
(Random weapon from the game Shogo MAD)
ethicsg 2 years ago
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Nothing really special to see here.
Mostertman 3 years ago
five
eepberries 3 years ago
Your dog looks so sad...
bitterbadger 3 years ago
All dog's look like that at some point.
That's where the phrase "Puppy dog eyes" comes from.
kklol7 3 years ago 4
pure mccain cola? wtf
breehernandez 3 years ago
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the begining music sucks and a dog named dog? wtf!!!
brandonmorgan222 3 years ago
I seriously laughed so hard I ran out of breath.
armistices 3 years ago 16
you have a copy of A Clockwork Orange on your chair cybershell, awesome
TheKurtMan 3 years ago
I have the same mini fridge
Stevobob 3 years ago
DUDE AT 2:14... dont EVER feed your dog chocolate bro
stupidexample 3 years ago
All they do is get the shit's,they dont die.
robsuckss 3 years ago
it gives them the shits because its fucking poison to them you moron...
its like when mcdonalds gives u the shits..
person who doesnt eat mcds will live longer then a person who does...
and dogs dont even live as long as humans, so keep feeding your dog chocolate rob you fucking tool
stupidexample 3 years ago 2
you watch this video alot I take it.
robsuckss 3 years ago
I watched it once... where did that dumb ass comment come from?
stupidexample 3 years ago
Chocolate contains theobromine. A naturally occurring stimulant found in the cocoa bean, theobromine increases urination and affects the central nervous system as well as heart muscle. While amounts vary by type of chocolate, it's the theobromine that is poisonous to dogs.
stupidexample 3 years ago 3
420 feed chocolate to dogs every day
CesiumJ 3 years ago 3
it's a doggy treat....
lol
gulicious666 3 years ago
It's not chocolate, jesus.
Cuttz08 3 years ago
@Stupidexample
DUDE AT 2:14... it isn't chocolate. Just a dogcookie. Why else does he enjoy it very much?
joetjuhh 3 years ago
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Dogs love chocolate too moron. Doesn't mean its good for them.. it looked like a choco covered pretzel
stupidexample 3 years ago
Yes, 'moron', but the difference here is the reality: it LOOKED like one, but IT isn't one :), so don't go crazy, just chill. I know chocolate is dangeroux for them, but he isn't feeding it.
joetjuhh 3 years ago
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I wasn't even talking to you I was talking to the fuckin idiot who said chocolate isnt bad for dogs... butt out you fucking faggot
stupidexample 3 years ago
stop crying
Wykfo 3 years ago 2
you DON'T have anger problems
a99915880528 3 years ago
look at me when i talking to you!
stupidexample 3 years ago
goddamn dude, you deserve to have like hundred thousand views on these videos they are fucking hilarious man
stupidexample 3 years ago
"large sea creature...like a....alligator..."
LMAO!!!
gulicious666 3 years ago 4
haha I think the dog is like "What the fuck are you on man?!" haha, that's why he makes those "looks" lol
1981z28camaro 3 years ago
This is the best video ever. EVER.
zaraber 3 years ago
he is... enjoying it very much...
jessicaPOWERRANGER 3 years ago
lol labs are the fucking best
iceflame12 3 years ago
FUCK YEAH, DOG
thekakihara 3 years ago 2
awesome dog is awesome. looking forward to first full feature movie -_-
Funkert 3 years ago
EPIC!
dnlmicky 3 years ago
BEST USE OF DOG EVER
dyingsince1988 3 years ago 4
THIS IS CASH MONEY!!!!
metalprodigy 3 years ago
cool clockwork orange dvd
DoctorFeelgreat 3 years ago
He looks very unimpressed
Darkbeatdk 3 years ago
john mccain has it's own cola?
Drarack 3 years ago
dat fukkin dog.
HalsRing 3 years ago 2
Is he sick or something? ._.
kulangotses 3 years ago
..He's just old.
Reaprar 3 years ago
Don't say that. He is the best dog ever. And will never die. NEVER!!! GÚD DÓG!
tierrafarrago 3 years ago 2
Hey, is that A Clockwork Orange sitting on your chair? Good movie
zazamaf 3 years ago
The dog looks so god damn sad
supermot34 3 years ago
It's just his eyebrows that make him look sad. Other than that, he just looks calm.
FadyFTJ 3 years ago
Dog's not sad
He's complicated
Dog does it for the dogladies
EATshitanddrinkbleac 3 years ago 37
WAIT. SEA CREATURE? THE HELL?
GnudgeModerator 3 years ago
That dog looks sad.
Buddles88 3 years ago
lol accent
NaruZap 3 years ago
Genius
poeticthief 3 years ago
That dog isnt very happy
tehparol 3 years ago
i
can't
stop
laughing
stultissimus 3 years ago
I like how you tried to recover from your giggle by pretending to cough and say what you were going to say again.
Namster6k 3 years ago 3
get that bone
get that toy
pet em
TriangularDuck 3 years ago
Dog Time, fuck yeah!!
NoBullet 3 years ago
I'm totally beating off to this.
metaphysik 3 years ago 2
no amount of drugs will make this make sense
akkaraju01 3 years ago
To everyone who says my dog looks sad: You need to stop anthropomorphizing my dog. He looks frowny and his eyes are droopy because he is a labrador/retriever mixture... His ear placement is only forward when he is excited, just because his ears are back doesn't mean he's sad. Get a clue you peoples.
yorick008 3 years ago 5
iwant a dog like that
Yosemited 3 years ago
Best show ever.
DetectiveCharlie 3 years ago
You'll never be as spoiled as I am.
thelittlespoiledbrat 3 years ago
what will happen next? that dog ate that pretzel with such a passion
TehDash 3 years ago
Love the dog. But why does the guy yell at the dog like it is bad? The poor doggie!
HappyComfort 3 years ago
He's not yelling. He's speaking with authority so Dog will know he means business.
conman16x 3 years ago 3
nigga that dog was high
that dog was completely baked
CormanoWild 3 years ago
this owns
Vashasm 3 years ago
that dog is so cute
TentacleSex 3 years ago
i've always wondered if dogs could feel shame
dpimpjedi 3 years ago
That dog, may very well be the greatest dog I've ever seen.
Namster6k 3 years ago
wanna meet that dog
Wakle 3 years ago 2
this is some spielberg shit wtf!!! ownage
chridmeister 3 years ago
That dog don't give two fucks XD
SASprinkles 3 years ago
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Boooooooooooo!!!! We hate you!!! Boooooooooo!!!
tierrafarrago 3 years ago
why is this so funny? Best video on youtube!!!
jynxTKD 3 years ago
sweet man 5 stars goojob man did i mention i gave u 5 start
bobrobob1 3 years ago
brilliant
zimmr77 3 years ago
hay yo i werk for abc we wold like to show dog time all ovr america for you
mummiesinspace 3 years ago 3
Best video on YouTube imo
K1ngTruffle 3 years ago
five out of five
shanko 3 years ago 3