Tom Waits - Step Right Up.

[DialysisClick]

i love rap music, but this guy is genius... my dad and me used to bump this song all day hahaha

[messngretz]

this song is epic...wild.

[PopTheBluePill]

Thumbs up to say fuk you to Google's Youtube about the age restriction.

Have a friend thumbs it UP just to say FUK YOU to Google's Youtube!

[UrinationNation]

why is this age restricted? Seriously, kids should be listening to this to build up immunity to the shit TV wants to assault them with.

[BedlamBridge]

@UrinationNation Probably the cover art. Unfortunate, too. I mean, not that under-18s won't still hear it just as easily with some "clever" tricks, but to restrict something like this over such a... trivial matter? What bullshit.

[SparePartsII]

One size fits all. Tried it and almost failed.

[SuZySueSuzyQ]

****One of my all time "holiday" favorites!!!

[Tubeistdan]

bc the girl? That's bizarre. What's next, need veils?

[thespotteddog]

Fucking genius.

[nadz471]

Why is this video being restricted? It makes no sense.

[genshikashmir]

@nadz471 the girl in the background of the album. topless.

[Eddie757A]

Ladies & Gentlemen, the official theme-song for Black Friday...

[captbeeefheart]

Newt Gingrich Campaign Anthem !

[KBAndrewG]

PUYCHUSE

[bacardi119]

HOW DOES HE DO IT? NIIICE!

[suspectability]

Christ, you don't know the meaning of heartbreak, buddy...

[FastANDBulbous117]

This is sexy as fuck, Mr. Waits. Oh how I love thee.

[nokolib]

Hmmm the US nationial anthem? I thought it was a Christmas season carol

[mstrultan]

@nokolib No, that's this one: watch?v=DtZR3lJobjw

[Wildm0use]

Can't get enough of this.....

[cuttlefishgem]

THIS VIDEO HAS BEEN AGE RESTRICTED.

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Um..

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Why? What? WHO???

[reasonformirrors]

@cuttlefishgem b/c of the girl in the picture?

[cuttlefishgem]

@reasonformirrors Oh. Right. She could do some damage.

[rings4ever]

Best 6 minutes of my life

[donnellobrien]

Tom Waits Step Right Up Lyrics Step right up step right up step right up Everyone's a winner, bargains galore That's right, you too can be the proud owner Of the quality goes in before the name goes on One-tenth of a dollar one-tenth of a dollar we got service at this sale How ‘bout perfume? We got perfume how 'bout an engagement ring? Something for the little lady Something for the little lady Something for the little lady, hmm Three for a dollar

[donnellobrien]

We got a year-end clearance, we got a white sale And-uh smoke-damaged furniture you can drive it away today Act now, act now and receive as our gift, our gift to you They come in all colors, one size fits all No muss, no fuss, no spills you're tired of kitchen drudgery Everything must go going out of business going out of business Going out of business sale Fifty percent off original retail price skip the middle man Don't settle for less How do we do it? how do we do it?

[donnellobrien]

Volume, volume, turn up the volume Now you've heard it advertised, don't hesitate Don't be caught with your drawers down Don't be caught with your drawers down You can step right up, step right up That's right, it fillets, it chops It dices, slices, never stops Lasts a lifetime, mows your lawn And it mows your lawn And it picks up the kids from school It gets rid of unwanted facial hair It gets rid of embarrassing age spots It delivers a pizza

[donnellobrien]

And it lengthens, and it strengthens And it finds that slipper that's been at large Under the chaise longe for several weeks And it plays a mean rhythm master It makes excuses for unwanted lipstick on your collar And it's only a dollar, step right up It's only a dollar, step right up 'Cause it forges your signature If not completely satisfied Mail back unused portion of product For complete refund of price of purchase Step right up

[donnellobrien]

Please allow thirty days for delivery Don't be fooled by cheap imitations You can live in it, live in it Laugh in it, love in it Swim in it, sleep in it Live in it, swim in it Laugh in it, love in it Removes embarrassing stains from contour sheets That's right And it entertains visiting relatives It turns a sandwich into a banquet Tired of being the life of the party? Change your shorts Change your life, change your life Change into a nine-year-old Hindu boy Get rid of your wife

[donnellobrien]

And it walks your dog, and it doubles on sax Doubles on sax, you can jump back jack See you later alligator See you later alligator And it steals your car It gets rid of your gambling debts, it quits smoking It's a friend, and it's a companion And it's the only product you will ever need Follow these easy assembly instructions It never needs ironing Well it takes weights off hips, bust, Thighs, chin, midriff Gives you dandruff, and it finds you a job It is a job

[donnellobrien]

And it strips the phone company free Take ten for five exchange And it gives you denture breath And you know it's a friend, and it's a companion And it gets rid of your traveler's checks It's new, it's improved, it's old-fashioned Well it takes care of business Never needs winding Never needs winding Never needs winding Gets rid of blackheads, the heartbreak of psoriasis Christ, you don't know the meaning of heartbreak, buddy C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon 

[donnellobrien]

'Cause it's effective, it's defective It creates household odors It disinfects, it sanitizes for your protection It gives you an erection It wins the election Why put up with painful corns any longer? It's a redeemable coupon, no obligation No salesman will visit your home We got a jackpot, jackpot, jackpot Prizes, prizes, prizes, all work guaranteed How do we do it How do we do it How do we do it How do we do it

[donnellobrien]

We need your business We're going out of business We'll give you the business Get on the business End of our going-out-of-business sale Receive our free brochure, free brochure Read the easy-to-follow assembly instructions Batteries not included Send before midnight tomorrow, terms available Step right up Step right up Step right up 

[donnellobrien]

You got it buddy, the large print giveth And the small print taketh away Step right up You can step right up You can step right up C'mon step right up Get away from me kid, you bother me Step right up, step right up, step right up C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon Step right up You can step right up C'mon and step right up C'mon and step right up

[nilssonisabella]

"change into a nine year old Hindu boy, get rid of your wife" lol

[SpamNapkin]

and then it was used in a Doritos commercial.

[MDCSWildcats86]

@SpamNapkin Actually, it was a soundalike cover used without TW's knowledge/permission.

Like Neil Young, TW never permits commercialization of his records (although Levi's used a cover of a Waits song in the 1990s---oblivious to his anti-corporate philosophy).

[ivan2teach]

DAMN!!!!

[Tubeistdan]

'...no salesman will ever visit your home...'

Zappa, van Vliet, Waits, Lou Reed... These sorts of people aren't born any more. No word-craft, arranging, composing, musicianship. All gone.

[ninesticks]

tom waits - we called him mr nasty back in the fern bar days in houston

can;t live without him..

[qdwright76]

I believe Snoop refers to this as, "The Shizznit."

[intergalacticmind]

i love this song , actually this whole album was so funny , i love his music.....

[petermcintyre100]

Turn up the Volume! Eminem? don't make me laugh! He's small change compared to Tom.

[shiznaw]

4:48 - "Get away from me kid...ya' bother me"

[chuckiebobphil]

this is freaking awesome

[qdwright76]

The large print giveth and the small print taketh away. Ain't it the truth.

[rachelSabra]

@TheKlipe - well, he was the devil in The Imaginarium of Dr. Parnassus..but i don't think the earlier comment was meant disparagingly :)

[nustada]

This song must be about the internet.

[MrAnthonyadams]

you can go to a party and relentlessly call out-"never needs winding, never needs winding, never needs winding' and people will surely take notice

[pCountymen]

I think I figured out what the character in this song is selling. It is something that everybody has but most might not realize:

Willpower.

[RJRfla]

The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Finally got one right!

the Eagles, Sarah McLaughlin, Bette Midler, Bob Seger, Rod Stewart, Springsteen and even the Ramones know a great song when they hear one.... and Cover One.

[CorvidBlight]

The Devil only tells the truth and his name is Tom Waits

[TheKlipe]

@CorvidBlight - what a complete miss of a comment; Waits as the "devil"? He'll be welcome in Heaven - guaranteed.

[CorvidBlight]

@TheKlipe Step right up.

[captaindaring]

@CorvidBlight Ain't that the truth.

[goldenhopper]

The only reason this doesn't have 10,000,000 views is because almost every American is at the mall ACTING NOW!

[MikuMech]

I'll take 3 of 'em!

[HamGreenandEggs]

Consumerism in 5 minutes and 45 seconds

[TheClassicalSauce]

Great Album

[catman306]

I thought it WAS our national anthem.

[pkalldayy]

im usualy into raap hip hop some rock here and there watever is hot rite now but i love this song !!! good song to smoke to :P

[RingwoodLive]

As a bassist I love the elegant simple hypnotic bass riff. GREAT song for a long highway drive .

[dougkenz]

It's off the classic Small Change album pictured. IMO , one of his best!

[timpipe]

This should be our national anthem.

[jerryg1964]

@timpipe Amen!

[lancecolley]

@timpipe It is our national anthem.

[Mimonne]

iiinFUCKINdeed :DD thanks pal!

[Mimonne]

from which album is this gorgeous tune?!

[ardieThEdisciple]

@Mimonne it's from the small change album:) one of his best tunes:D

[MrHarpom]

Simple he's a genius!

[koldfushen]

How do he do it!!!!