Strip Search At School!

[Masturbov]

Tell me this guy doesn't fuck his dog.

[000AMITY000]

what u on man...

[americanpsycho93]

this guy is worst than Boxxy

[TheAshley11189]

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!! I love your randomness!!! you make me smile even when I feel like crap please don't stop making these!!!

[Aworldofslaves]

Stupid fuckwit.

[rmedrano772]

this guys a fucking retard! is high or something

[XxDyiingBlackRosexX]

GAWD you're crazy, but i like it, i find it quite sexy ;) xD

[SMproductions1100]

these videos suck

[Kingt47]

WHO THE FUCK DECIDED TO GIVE THIS GUY WEED

[rmedrano772]

@Kingt47 nice one

[MeatFruiteCake]

cannibals arnt sick at all compared to you...

[ASHLEY74873]

omg u 2 funny 

[fdplover110]

shut up people your not making this videos your just all stumpis and if your a hater u have no life

[DanielJordan960]

Why are people hating? >:( Fuck off if you don't like it.

[addytude97]

this video sucks like spinach

[453585]

imc canceling my youtube account just because im disgusted from your videos you stupid homo

[Rexem96]

omg ur gay and not funny pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese stop?

[thegaminghamster]

Hmm...This poor thing needs mental care or...A bullet between his eye's we must save his soul and KILL HIM! What do you think?

[ZombieWraith101]

@thegaminghamster Erm.. as rude as this sounds how about an Exorcism? o_o"

[robert802]

he has no life if this his what he thinks aboat all he needs help

[Caroulinas]

It's hilarious how much you and Kaleb are alike. You even edit your vids the same way. hehe ;)

[xyooo67x]

U shout too much

[cutiendrudie01]

Yu rly shuldnt try to act funny.

[vimani011]

that was such a dumb video

[newbiebacon]

ur kool u make me laugh

[scape0zone]

dude ur a failure and i think u like men but wow u suck at videos make one of u thinking of ways to die

[XOrainbow13XO]

Your funny!!! :)) LOLZ

[pseudodotcom]

GREETINGS FROM PSEUDO!!

[BIASpotter]

dude.... you need a slap..

[jadechic101]

ur so f*ckin annoying.at least ur a little .hot

[Moopzoo]

EVERYONE WHO SAYS THIS SUCKS IS A LIVING FAIL.

*Disclaimer-I do not support idiots like this guy in any way.

[JSkelentonKey]

omg y r u bald?

[ComocosonoEWL]

dude. this sucks and its the exact opposite of funny. so if that was your intention you have failed. Do you realize the amount of storage space you waste with your videos?

You should definatly try harder and not be so random with your posts. with your personality you appear to have alot of potential.

[rosso184]

i hope you die in a car accident bellend.

[bobalobs1]

someone cancel this oxygen thiefs youtube account

[lindsaybindsey1]

1.cover your mouth with your hand.

2.make a wish.

3.close your hand(fist)

4.hold your hand to your heart.

5.send this to 3 more videos.

6.tomorrow will be the best day of your life

[astrotheque]

this is stupid.

[dimsumboy22]

If you find a video that has a misleading thumbnail then flag the video!

[Livvybridges1]

Quite possibly the greatest. Video. Ever.

This PWNs Fred eighty times over. You have yourself a new subscriber (and fan)! :D

[schlinker420]

wow ur a fucking goof!!! get a life

[chonie4eva]

urmm.. bit randomm and a lot demeneted cant u jst like not scream when u talk its a bit like arhhh arhhh arhhh but funny :)

[jamesbrownintown]

Dude, change the title you douche!

[mebeRosie]

ok...sorry, but ur not even close t as funny as u think u r :/

[gothica2401]

lool

[SuperAlyssaLynn]

Your glasses are really cute:)

And I love your videos a lot, please don't stop making them:)

[TheAshley11189]

man I love you! please never stop making youtube clips...unless you got your own TV show..but your better then them anyways...

[TheNamineWannabe]

hilarious!!!

[tuffoo89]

That was probably the stupidest shit that I have ever seen. That kid needs Aderol and maybe some friends to replace his webcam.

[vidmasterk]

Ok, ive had enough.

These stupid faggots are litteraly starting to steal YouTube.

All I see all day every day on youtube is ijustine, this faggot that has so much cock up his ass that he strains to talk when he yells.

Anyway, im flaggging all of your videos for any reason I can find, this one has misleading text which is under

Flag > Spam > Misleading text.

[lexieOmead14]

okay nobody really cares wtf u flag. and whether hes funny or not its a free country azzhole and if u dont like it. dont use youtube fatfuck!

[ComocosonoEWL]

@lexieOmead14 thats very vulgar language i hope you realize that vulgar language is the product of an ignorant mind so when ever you use vulgar language in an arguement or statement people just assume that you are a complete idiot and quit listening to you.

[TheCanine2]

Jaden, I'm going to tell you what your parents have probably already told you a million times: "Yes, that's nice...but couldn't you try to sit up a little more straight?!" just kidding. very funny.

[XmcmuffinsX]

You have an angry vein.

[meljel1234]

Omg all i can say is epic :)

[moonbeamscrystal]

and sadly im from iowa......

[toasthasbutter]

SPORKS TRASHINGPAN

rotflol XD

[nightmarechick100]

omg that was fuggin hiloarious!!! dude i wood by that hallmark card tho:-)

[MelanietothePayne]

that was great jaden, you get funnier in every video, lol.

-melanie

[Babess4]

love it, your really funny :P

[badger000111]

I don't eat people... well not a lot of people. But some teachers/ school officials here really do suck!

[MyEdwardisinForks]

omg... you think that hallmark thing is bad? blockbuster has twilight candy. it takes bad

[sambisweetie]

i AM NOT A CANNIBAL

[twiganvilleacademy]

No jaden you're Rong (lol there's no R in wrong ;D )

Pear-people drink vodka

[sarahsmartypants]

i belong in the Kingdom of Happiness!!! pot outta pot!! haha. ur so random and such! like how u put all this togethr in some odd way. glad i subscribed t u!!!

[performing247]

you are so wierd. not funny.

[Twitytwon]

o__o;; that's just wrong, *shakes head*

but O: another awesome video

^^~

[EvanescenceGrrrl]

LMAO!!!!

Omg your just amazing dude! lol!!!!

[fudgie10]

oh Jaden. x)

thats all i can say

[SpunkStalker101]

I have a place in the Kingdom of Happiness. You can sit next to me Jaden =]

[WeeMcHowe]

You wear glasses?

<3

[leilaniweeks]

LMAO! Yay for pirates!!!!

[DuckiMoos]

Lol! You just made my day with this vid =)

[purple31princess]

Hahaha. I think you just got randomer... if thats possible... XD

[ParaMuseAllTime]

You look fabulous bald!

[HideTheMushrooms]

haha I saw one of those cards at the store about a week ago, and I was disgusted. I mean I love Twilight and everything, but really this has gone too far.

[AlexxAsh]

Wow Jaden, Amazing video! Twilight, Pear people, Cannibals, and you wearing awesome glasses! I <3 you, even if you're a pirate!

[BlackandWhiteScarf]

I'm not gonna lie, Jaden, you just might be the love of my life.... lol just kidding. But you're awesome! XP

[MrsJasperHale08]

oh wow

[ImBORED78LOL]

twilight has gone a little to far.....

[Evilsquirrelie]

......odd, dont' worry I know what it means to get overly excited -nodnod-

[person10001]

WHISKEY?!

[ilovenickjonas973]

The whole "Let's put Twilight on everything for more MONEY! MUAHAHAHAHA!" thing is getting old, seriously. But, ha, nice video :) i lol'd. :)

[carliecullenx]

are people in Iowa cannibals?! :)

[Twiiiiilight]

People are just using Twilight as a money maker. There's a Twilight perfume coming out, and Twilight makeup!!! How does make up have anything to do with Twilight????

[Lexyan23]

Actually, the Twilight perfume is already out. I think it's supposed to make you smell like Bella so vampires will want to eat you. XP But I'm lost about the makeup. Maybe soon they'll have colored contacts too... (I can only imagine those ads. "Give your eyes that ravenous vampire sparkle!")

[Twiiiiilight]

That would be soooo funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I would buy them just to trick all my Twilight friends into thinking that I'm a vampire!!!!

=D

[InuSakuraNaruto]

k, some of the related vids to this one... I just don't dare click the links.

BTW, Jaden, you don't look like a pirate, you look like a guy holding half his hoodie off his face. LOL.

[NessieCullen100906]

very funny i love your videos

[MKSFRXD]

Nice, very good. I preffered you with hair though.

[Nataliee1994]

Hahaha. "I look like a pirate!"

[hippiegirl7]

they have twilight baindaids... and twilight conversation hearts. They say things like "you dazzle me" and "lion and the lamb"

[OnceUponALife1014]

Ahaha, days before school I find that Jaden gets the stupids :p But it's a good things, I get them everyday after midnight until about 4 AM o_o

[PurpleKaabii]

Your videos are awesome, Jaden. Faiv starz for joo! :D

And, yes, Iowa are canniballs.

[pennygoo]

youve definitely been having pot in your dorm

[jadennation]

woops....did I give it away? No, really, I don't do chemicals. ;)

[pennygoo]

:D lol

i'm glad! i dont do chemicals either. except for oxygen. totally addicted to that one.

[HoW2cairoGA]

@jadennation seriously? chemicals?....marijuana doesnt use chemicals idiot, you grow it and smoke it i do it all the time....fuckin idiots thinkin marijuana is bad because th epolice said so.....

[jadennation]

@HoW2cairoGA THC is a chemical (albeit an organic one). Plus, if your green is grown hydroponically, it's probably been supplemented with chemical nutrients. So yeah, dro strains in America contain chemicals.  Good thing they're mostly harmless. :P

[jaykay1615]

Sometimes I feel like your videos are just full of inside jokes I no longer get. :( That's kinda sad I don't have time for YT anymore. Hopefully it'll change.

[playmealulluby]

You're the best....thats all i have to say for this one!

[hanbanan051]

i live in iowa and i don't eat people.......well....not anymore....(caugh)

[TwilightGurle]

"Which I find very sexy--I mean sexist..." :P

[crazyovertwilight250]

lmao Jaden your awsomely funny!!!

[shaddow123caroline]

Lol.

They're making anything and everything about Twilight... Even candy... F-A-I-L !

[EmyLovableCullen]

I like cooking, I'm not good at it, but I like to try, and leave big mess... LOL

I have to say not going to any of the places you mention, cos I don't wanna eat babies, or be strip searched.

Oh and now I think I am a pear person, cos I like whiskey.... ;]

XoXo

Emy

[katnaej]

Jaden... I'm lost for words... ;)

[turquoisepenguin]

*is glad Jaden's baldness has returned but the accent has not. :) *

Glasses, ftw! You should wear them more often and do a BTV this week. :D

[beccatheblondething]

that was awesome.

nuff said.

[Torriiee]

"Hallmark apparently assumes that all twilight fans are fans of cooking which i find very sexy.

i mean sexist."

lol!

[babybott330]

I'm just going to comment on the only two parts of this video I understood:

Are there people that hand out Halloween cards? Is there a reason that trick-or-treating in Forks would be better than someone else?

What is it with girls getting strip searched for stolen money? That happened at my high school during sophomore year. The pervy male gym teacher got sued, and fired.

[GreenEyesOfLaughter]

oh jaden, i miss talking to you

hope you are well you seem . . . happy :P

[ohkayylove001]

i'm from iowa and i do not want to live here anymore. crazy iowa teachers FTL. :P

but lol great video.

[blessedbyacurse]

lmao

and why would they LET themeselves to strip searched? :/

[aggierachel]

Jaden Nation is the best at creating randomness..

[Shaggadelic45]

lol "another pot??? what the hell jaden! you cant have pot in your dorm!!"

[thetonkscullen2]

LMAO Jaden you rock.

[sparkle2198]

Rotflmaowtsdmc! Very Funny!

[AliceCullen180]

You're just way too funny.

Watching your videos is way too awesome.

You're the best YouTuber ever! :D

[jadennation]

Picked my day up. ;)

[AliceCullen180]

Omg. And the fact that you responded picked MY day up!

Keep making your super awesome videos!

[MLFeelings]

Nice glasses ;D

Right, note to self: Avoid Iowa.

[darkness2light1995]

i have reading glasses like his....and i'm a girl....that makes me sad

[LaughterIsEvrything]

I soo agree about the Hallmark thing. When I saw the commercial I was like WTF? Who's gonna buy those? You're so freakin random, but that's why I love you. Random people should unite and create a random society. Lol. Love ya Jaden.

[KelleeexAnn]

Jaden you make me wonder if you were high in this video!

Too many peanut butter cups, eh?

[ConnyWonny00]

He is so random.

I love it

[xxSilverBlood13xx]

Are you a canable?

[coolcattyy]

this is my favorite video of yours ever... haha

:D

[mEllenTheFruit]

Haha.

You hit yourself in the face a fair few times in that video. You must have been having an odd day.

[stargatelvr11]

lots of lols,

Out of curiosity, just how bored were you during this one? :-) jk, thanks for the laughs

[TheTwilightCreeper]

Total lols as usual.

[myownkangaroo]

they must be sluts if they let a teacher strip search them.

[KeannaCasey]

PIRATES! Jaaaaaaden!!! EEEE!!! <333

[swimmersgirl]

JADEN YOU ARE HILARIOUS AND AWESOME. Honestly, each new video just makes me love you more. Oh and I live in Iowa and I just wanted to say I'm not a cannibal :P

[soccerslm04]

1. What idiot brings 100 dollars to school.

2. What idiot would actually have taken their clothes off, obviously they cant FORCE you, and they cant take your clothes off themselves so just say no.

or i guess they could, but i would HOPE they wouldnt?

haha, reaally Iowa?

[sherileprada]

You look just like a like 4 year old when you were chanting "Pear People"! lol

[nickie279]

Jaden.....you know, I worry about you daily. XD

[cschaf19]

Iowa is just a bunch of Idiots Out Wandering Around after all.

[fluffstars]

hahaha. :D

[skyegirl112]

you're hilarious

[Monkeygirl9459]

jaden with glasses= hottie

[twiheart96]

you made me laugh from the begining to end you are awsome

[xtonks]

Hahah :)

[RakeyCullen]

Jaden, you're crazy and high and totally psychotic and I love you for it.

And by the way, just like I said on twitter: "Jaden, I want to see you go one day being completely srs bsns. This is a dare. I don't think you can succeed at it."

If you can do that and prove it, I will award you with a picture of a pig wearing cow slippers.

[MoonSpinner44]

You know, often times, you make me wonder if you have recently consume eight dr.peppers and then an insane amount of pop rocks before doing your videos to account for your...uniqueness. but i dont care cause youre one of the few vidders who make me laugh out loud! so whatever you're doing, keep it up, your craziness is entertaining :) lol. great vid, but wooow, Iowa, eww, you DO fail. blegh lol

[elljaybby]

hahaahhaaha.

seriously, if my school wanted to strip search me, i would have punched them in the nose, WHO PUTS UP WITH THAT!? perverts.

[irockyoursockzsobad]

Wow....