Saints Row The Third's Green Boobs, Skyrim's PC Requirements and Battlefield 3 Review - Destructoid

[thebuckskinb19]

translation the vita will butt rape u big time

[smogsh01]

u people suck

[SuperFrancis234]

YOU SHOULD TAKE OF YOUR SHIRT

[SuperFrancis234]

YSE



[assassinator9812]

dat green woman looks exactly like that chick on the left

[assassinator9812]

omg i fuking hate these xboxers bagging on sony i bet they just got an ugly ass girl and made her act like a fuking gamer thats why she the only one looking at a paper

[assassinator9812]

jim sterling suks hairy little monkey balls for giving bf3 a 7.5 u num nut cock suking hore

[assassinator9812]

@assassinator9812 im not subscribing to u fuking hores

[revanoke]

umad brah

[AppleJam105]

Lol I got 16.0ghz

[XxDeathsTimexX]

Wow no longer watching these videos after a 7.5 rating

[Ray666Magini]

Boo hooo, the Jets and Choppers are to hard, I wish i didnt have to fly it myself and just shot people from the sky after I got 10 kills in a row... fuck that shit.

[Liberator130]

Great episode, Tara and Max!

[Liberator130]

GRR! I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE REVIEW A GAME I LIKE AND GIVE IT A LOWER SCORE THAN WHAT I WOULD GIVE! GRR!

For the love of God, people, grow up and understand that people have different opinions from you.

[Menuca1]

WAT Battlefield deserves better than a 7.5! Thats What GameInformer Gave to That Dancing Game!

[ryfiguy98]

omg its the music from trail blazing

[cumsonyourmom4000o00]

A RIM JOB IS WHEN YOU LICK THE OUTER OR INNER RIM OF A PERSONS BUTT HOLE

[thegamerguy150]

im sure a sixteen year old is going to drink fresko

[thegamerguy150]

COD GAME XBOX 360 GETS THE MAP PACKS 1ST AND UR TALKING ABOUT 1 GAME IDEOT

[gamefreak1238]

these dont know shit about games but read paper noobs

[skaterslife1236]

WTF!!!! 7.5/10!?!?!, WHO EVER THE F#%* RATED THIS CLEARLY DOSNT KNOW HOW TO PLAY BATTLEFEILD. ITS NO MW3 IT TAKES SKILL AND STRATEGIC GAMEPLAY UNLIKE MW3 -:(

[halo4life090]

I see mad Battlefield 3 fans.

Its just a video game, Chill the fuck out.

Its not like your life is based around video games... Or is it?

[EgagLatsev]

i could take the penitrator seriously all the way to the handle

[SneakyCube]

i got it on pc BITCHES

[theiceberg1999]

I got both

[hitmanboss23]

@1Nachodude burn in hell

[MessedUpLOBSTER]

i'm gonna wait a year for the vita

[1Nachodude]

Battlefield 3 sucks it should be rated 0.1

[Adrianas777]

@1Nachodude Shut up and stick to Modded Warfail 2.5 then.

[ThePwnageDude56]

@1Nachodude

Get.

The.

Fuck.

OUT.

[thebigdickman69]

is that kenzie from the saints row

[GnarlyHD]

All this games are a solid 10 fuck you i hope you die in hell

[themambo18]

battlefield 3, saints row 3 and skyrim games of the year

[10InchSnow]

My first time watching the show! It sucks!

[NATHANinGAME]

Yay, my new computer for Christmas can play Skyrim on high settings! :D

[KINGKARMA21]

Ugh i was enjoying the show until the go daddy .com ad fuck that not subscribing

[SadisticReviews]

this is what happens when you give a call of duty fanboy a copy of battlefield 3. "wahh I hated it after 5 minutes of gameplay"

sorry, but the first 5 minutes are cutscenes. Voided.

[SocialGamingGuy]

@SadisticReviews Do you have a review of it? I hate guys who don't know shit about the game like that "Jim" . Battlefield 3 is a great game..

[SadisticReviews]

@SocialGamingGuy I have a review written online, but not on youtube. I was going to do youtube reviews, hence the name, but I decided to just stick to written reviews.

If you're looking for a legitimate review I can send you a link or are you just seeing if I have any credibility to judge Jim's review?

[SocialGamingGuy]

@SadisticReviews I would be pleased by that :)

[Fr3doSh4nk]

2:25 I lol'd

[nool678]

battlefield desrves an 4 i hz thinkzz

[GTAIVFan17]

49 Er, yes please.

[DeBomb321]

Only a fucking 7.5?!?!?

[HeavyVideoz]

@DeBomb321 It would have got 10/10 if it was the only first-person shooter in the world.

[DeBomb321]

@HeavyVideoz

yea but still come on ign gave it a 9.5

[HeavyVideoz]

@DeBomb321 ...

I don't know how to reply to this.

Except maybe you should know that IGN gets paid to make good reviews.

[thatguy7331]

@DeBomb321 i think it deserves that rating.

[jman19mwi]

you can do that on the PC 2 get xbox 360 Wirless controler reviser

[bluemethod05]

Zombie Taunt; "RAAGHH AARGHH THRAAAAGH UUGHHH!"

[PoopyPantyPoop]

GIVING AWAY RIM JOBS!?!?!?!?!!!

Do I get to chose whether or not I want my Rim job performed by a lady or on my car?

I never had a rimjob before

[iharu4]

シュレックｗ

[Jesse12926]

Thumbs up if you pre ordered Saints Row The Third.

[obyone878]

Ya skyrim looks better on 360 though.

[TheDeathnoteEps]

fuck you sony

[KingCraftServer]

BF3: Dont like it LEAVE

[MorgasmicMofo]

thumbs up if u clicked this movie cause u saw a chicks ass and the word boobs

[DrLynch2009]

O:47 YESSSSSSSS!!!!!!

[jwalker65ify]

saints row the third 2 days

[Teeheehee093]

I like the boob physics :D

[32darkness]

wow 7.5 thats fucked up

[Omanjack]

Noo Ad blocker doesnt work on this you clever wankers

[StealthNull]

i want the shirt >_>

[111111111111111117]

saints row the third starts at 8:17

[jordantdwp]

Dildos really?

[IAMSHUGO]

Fire that guy.

[CrY4oR4AlL]

BEST charcus EVER!lol

[dablackmankhamani]

... selfish guy is selfish

[Will19058220]

Fresca is great!

[NationGamers]

I Laugh my ass off when they looked at the lower body and the girl was like " THAT WAS DISQUSTING "

[youk33]

cod fanbio

[ihatesnoop]

He anit even letting the girl create her on character -__-

[bubblt]

its princess fiona

[NapkinBloodySucks]

@bubblt haha

[TheDarkHadoken]

if someone gives me a working psn redeem code i will give my initiation station code away

[TheDarkHadoken]

Holy Shit,Fionna

[escavabunny]

how do u get initiation station

[harryb12993]

i have sr3 initiation station =)

[MartinoSabo]

I want a saints row: the third price, but can I get it if I live in Europe?

[Outspoken9]

tara long is so fit

[mrcow94]

Oh hell yeah, Mega Man music in the background.

[steelfoe]

*sigh* can you guys buy a used ps3 please. I have an Xbox and ps3 and I need to know what console to get skyrim for. Just saying

[steelfoe]

I *heart* skyrim jobs

[hoodedfiend1]

The Saints Row part of this vid...CANNOT UNSEE.

[MrPdxgalt]

Can anyone confirm that the xbox wireless reciever and xbox controller will work with PC?

[Heroes19991]

@MrPdxgalt Bethesda Q:A Said that Controllers won't work with the PC version of the game.

[dmeskouris]

Thanks guys, you just convinced me NOT to get BF3.. hey guys, check out my >>SKETCH COMEDY CHANNEL<< or I will shoot myself in the face! Tara Long is HOT..

[Borinater3]

10:38 reminds me of schrek 2

[monpekokero]

Somebody should let tara know me and her are going to get married

[dogydog01]

Tara's RIG can handle anything ayyyy ;)

[008abdullah]

i came here for the boobs, but i found myself rofling instead

[relilimex1]

@Mog087 i have also tride BF 3 and i agree with him to be honest. sure the game looks amazing without no doubt. but it still feels like any other FPS games out there, look at COD the same old shit, BF games is changing from good to bad.

and about the gameplay sure it feels really good when you play but it is still not crazy. i was not imprest to be honest with it. but people has there own option.

[SuperMunkeh]

Her tits don't look that big and Max definitely has some giant blood me thinks.

[relilimex1]

@Mog087 BF 3 is nothing then COD wannabi game. dont get me wrong i dislike COD more then BF but i think that the game is just boring. a good game should be like uncharted. combind with an epic single player campaign and a good multiplayer. well mabey Halo is better to talk about. you most respect others opinion. i respect that you like it. but not everyone will enjoy BF 3.

[kittyman06]

very thin white shirt

[Dr0nion]

@Mog087 Jim was being generous, considering his complaints.

Durp'd.

[MegaLadysman1234]

@Dr0nion Considering he only played the multiplayer for less than 2 hours it's more like he's just a fat fuck who can't even do his job properly. Most of his complaints were idiotic and all his multiplayer complaints were retarded since they originated from the fact that he didn't play enough. Sterling is a joke and nothing but a hit generator for Destructoid.

[RagdollRalph]

EA can suck my dick, i love DICE thought:)

[jaggerrai]

I'm haven't ever played elder scrolls or saints, but which should I get?

[zZCOXYZz]

@jaggerrai skyrim alot more gameplay and a bigger denser world

[kelly2000398]

@jaggerrai buy a hooker

[itsMapleTV]

Can't wait for your coverage of Skyward Sword. (P.S. Birds crap on your head.)

[DarkInnerEssence]

Well i don't blame them for the 7.5. If Jim Sterling thought it deserved the 7.5, then he must have had a good reason. Just because its a Battlefield game doesn't mean its gonna be awesome. If its a good game, then its a good game. If not, well too bad. Same goes for MW3. I highly doubt it will get a 10/10. Maybe around the same score.

[SkyrimRules838]

laphed my ars on wen he created zonbie woman! lol XD

[jouruji]

I love how specially chipper Tara was in this episode

[jouruji]

"Welcome to Curvy's Dreamland"

[smexyvids999999]

I dont get it

[end1234567]

7.5........go fuck yourself

[killerv135]

@end1234567 LOL i agree they don't know shit. BUt i bet COD got a 10/10

[InfinityTimesLarger]

so they give kirby a 10 but battlefield a 7.5......... wow

[plymkerburke]

@InfinityTimesLarger Maybe Kirby is a better game? Now I unleash fanboy RAGE!

[justwantwawmapsforbo]

Playstation controller on an Xbox game?

[artthurmenezes]

@justwantwawmapsforbo its a xbox controller

[justwantwawmapsforbo]

The problem with Jim Sterling is that he rates the game on how much he himself enjoyed it and not like gives a good POV for all of us, but still he is awesome!

[owenator1111]

sorry i dont speak nerd

[ShadowGunner82]

Playing it on Xbox...I wonder how much Microsoft payed you to say that.

[Chocomunchie]

Play it xbox?! You two are dead to me.. xD

[blazejpietraskondrad]

or if u found the code on gamespot

[OptimusPrime5OOO]

He gave Battlefield 3 a 7.5...WOW he sure knows what a good game is -______-

[DDKNV]

@OptimusPrime5OOO Expect a 10/10 MW3 review, because apparently using armored vehicles in a war game is just too cumbersome.

[celticpredator97]

8:20 your welcome

[mightycol]

I had to Google Fresca.

[MrNood1e]

I like when Max doesn't smack his lips every 2 seconds...

[mightycol]

That tee is legendary.

[ottocorley]

shirt + liquid = <3

[Rosco0284]

I had to clean the cum out of my pants after Tara said "Oh, my rig can handle anything"

[zetsu69z]

5:23 for max ejaculate face



[Yuguzzz]

5:43 - 05:53

I'll kick back and play Skyrim on PC on a TV through just a HDMI cable. I don't get why people are always making "playing on the sofa" or whatever a pro for console gaming.

[TheLuciusLaw]

jim sterling is a douche... bf3 is awesome. I will never even break out the single player disc... and its still awesome. He is complaining about the authentic controls and feel of the tanks and jets? .... he prefers ace combat??

[AnonymousTamponThief]

@TheLuciusLaw ah so i take it you read the review as well?. He does come across as a douche on his review. I rather read a different one lol

[shawne79]

I love you. you are si fuckin hot.

[MitchDaGamer]

That's why CODMW3 is going to kick ass!! It has a campaign AND solid multiplayer...

[IEXxILEDI]

@MitchDaGamer ...You are joking right?

[MitchDaGamer]

@IEXxILEDI Nope! Bet it'll get better reviews and out-sell BF3...

[IEXxILEDI]

@MitchDaGamer Umm sure ti will you keep lying to yourself

[SlashingCobra]

thats what happens when you play a shit load of games. you get bored like the fatass jim

[TheAidz64]

Damn i was halfway through sending my martian picture in and then realized the contest was for US and Canada only

Please thumbs this up so nobody else makes the same silly mistake :)

[MadForGaming]

I gotta admit I thought you was fake drinking xD Its the way you take a sip lol love DTIOD

[jigsaw814]

o love fresca to

[jigsaw814]

yes u do tera

[DrPracticleHat]

YEAH! AQUA TEEEEEEN!

[SquadellaMan]

"Do I have to wear a white t-shirt on the next show and splash myself of water to prove it to you people?"

Yeah. Preferably a lot of water. And it better be cold too.

[piecrust666]

@SquadellaMan NO BRA!!!

[killersaint987]

Tara : i already have alot of dilfos lmfao ahahahah

[maximumwangchung]

also that truth is out there line...

I want to see Max and Tara as Mulder and Skully in a skit now.

[maximumwangchung]

Max you look like you had WAY to much fun rushing through that character creator. I was actually laughing as you completely ignored Tara's input on the character. Good stuff.

[virel360]

yes Tara, i think you do.

[holditnow]

No one got Max's reference to Carl from ATHF. =/

[Axelmadhob]

0:50 YES!! YOU MUST DO!!

[AwayToSlay]

i want a dildo...but it has to be really big..and purple :p

[thegamingwarhero]

I want new consoles, cuz it's just shit now how all games are so much better on pc.

[tres311]

Did you know fesca contains vegtable oil? Stick with 7up way more refreshin

[xsinvurt]

hahaha 15:31 Anus and Copper lol

[PurpleHoneyBear]

"You're gonna drink Fresca while playing Skyrim?!"

Not sure if I'll play it on my PC or not, but I'll decide after I've seen it run on systems that are approximately in my spec range.

[WSwan]

I feel great about this episode. Everything about it.

[alesodaroz]

i love you tara..... i love dtoid

[sharinganbyakugan]

White t-shirt/wet t-shirt to be worn soon. I consider her declaration binding.

[johanroberts]

wet t shirt contest next episode, it is official (not really)

[cherubicwindigo]

I masturbate to Skyrim.

[ReaverTSA]

I think that's DEFINITELY what should be done to prove that there is liquid in the cups!! :P

[VonSeux]

It's funny how 300 dollars makes Vita loses appeal, while in Brazil it will cost over R$1,000, not only 3 to 4 times as much dollars, but in Brazil the medium wage is so much lower than US's - and people will buy it

[AzikuraProductions]

I like the internet

[HeavyWeaponsCore]

"My Rig Can Handle Anything"

"Good Lord"

[Magikarp4TW]

I love this show. You two are great! You've convinced me to pre-order Saints Row the Third, and also Skyrim! :D

[Mindroach]

jw ne1 know how much a pc to run skyrim would cost?

[Mindroach]

EA pulled a Epic on us, promising something and not bringing it... oh dedicated servers...

[relo999]

I go over the specs of skyrim easily.

[FamilyGAMEGuy88]

12:55 Cover it with pixels...

THEY'RE AREN'T ENOUGH PIXELS IN THE WORLD!