MASTERCHEF

[DillingerEscapeMan]

Great music 6:45

[IsrealFloresto]

this may sound weird but u remind me of daffy duck

[AmericanReject2012]

@IsrealFloresto ... that is classic. Never heard that before

[pazomblez]

did marcus say something about not eating this before?

[AmericanReject2012]

@pazomblez This is his regular lunch choice.. he ate every mouthful.

[MrVeryforward]

you are so takin the piss when you make these videos haha

[christianclarke]

Ray.. Your vids are great. I watch them on my iPad whilst taking a dump

[AmericanReject2012]

@christianclarke good styles.. Careful you dont drop your ipad in the toilet. try explaining that to the apple guys.. they may think you are into shitting on stuff for pleasure.

[christianclarke]

@AmericanReject2012 Good tip. Steve Jobs has already started!

[jbryon]

I haven't been on your channel for a while and I think I've commented to you, in the past, on how you need to fix your glasses, man! You keep pushing those SOBs up all the time! Better yet I have some advice... if you can afford it, just get a new pair. I think you'd have better luck with the women if you got rid of those way too oversized frames and lenses, plus, I'm sorry to say this but those glasses makes you look like a big dork. Your videos are awesome, Ray!

[AmericanReject2012]

@jbryon I should of gone to specsavers right?

[mratomix]

You need to write a book, this is witty and interesting, real life shite that people can relate to. A lot of the internet is trash and this is a new oasis I have stumbled upon, thanks for posting :)

[AmericanReject2012]

@mratomix I wrote a kids book once but it ended up being a little bit saucy so i put it away.

[mratomix]

@AmericanReject2012 radddd. Is weed any good in England? It sucked and was super expensive in Denmark when I was living there but hash and crazy danish people made it a very enjoyable part of my life for a while :P

[MrVeryforward]

@AmericanReject2012 pedo

[AmericanReject2012]

@MrVeryforward lol.. I meant that the characters names were saucy.. 

[slicknify]

Get some more videos up, do one a fortnight.

[AmericanReject2012]

@slicknify Must try harder

[drbilly100]

you should go on a ghost hunt and explore the supernatral....great shows keep them comming :)

[AmericanReject2012]

@drbilly100 good call.. maybe some alleged London based poltergeist.

[MissHuggyface]

I nearly fell off my chair laughing when you said how much you like to watch fat people eat. Briefly thought about sending you a video of me eating dinner, but as I'm having salad that may not be too satisfying. LOL

[AmericanReject2012]

@MissHuggyface send the video as a response.. I make friends with salads.

[pazomblez]

@AmericanReject2012

not according to the simpsons you don't!

you don't make friends with salad! you don't make friends with salad! etc....

lol

[klotsert]

Markus is a true bro.

[AmericanReject2012]

@klotsert yes he is..

[acousticmenace]

Hey Ray. I'm glad you may be on board! I've got like a 3 week window around christmas/new year coming up that I'm wanting to do something like this, Plenty of time to feel things out there and put a plan together...talk to you soon...David

[Cuntfinger]

Masterchit

[myztic123]

you have no wife

[squabos]

you're such a legend



[nakedwomenarecool]

and thats such stoner food.

[nakedwomenarecool]

"eat candy" made me LOL so hard.

[pazomblez]

aww man...good stuff as usual.

did you guys hang out after?

chin up.

[GDemon]

Yo Ray, I know that feel. Just keep your chin up, as long as we're here everything is alright.

[satan666tj666]

ray wanna smoke some pot?

[AmericanReject2012]

@satan666tj666 maybe.. what kind of pot? and where?

[satan666tj666]

@AmericanReject2012 normal guy bud. canada!!!!

[AmericanReject2012]

@satan666tj666 if only.. Some day maybe.

[acousticmenace]

Great stuff Ray! I'm just down river from your old haunts. Got an idea for you. check out the acoustic scene around where you are and give some thought to acting as a booking agent/Manager...let's do this!

[AmericanReject2012]

@acousticmenace good call.. i could actually make a few pounds maybe

[drbilly100]

great video man :) I always look forward to your new shows you should go to an orgy and report from the front line .

[AmericanReject2012]

@drbilly100 If only i could get an invite to a sex party... know any?

[synerjizzm]

Your wasting your life, bro. You're a beautiful flower waiting to bloom but nobody around you is prepared to water it (!). Get your ass in to gear and get the fuck out of there. You can't runaway from your problems forever. Sorry for the lecture but it's true.

[GOWJaredGH3]

Marcus better watch his eating habbits. He might suffer a stroke from clogged arteries. Stay rockin Ray \m/

[iamweapon]

I think it might be the weather getting to you Ray, you should try sunnier pastures like Russia, or Siberia...

[AmericanReject2012]

@iamweapon or Ibiza

[iamweapon]

@AmericanReject2012 nah too gloomy. also way more populated, meaning more chances for possible templars to be all around you.

[ClydesRevenge]

ray you are the man

[JohnWinthrop]

don't off yourself yet ray

just wait until one of your videos gets on tosh.0

[AmericanReject2012]

@JohnWinthrop make it happen?

[Ian54885]

weird...

[JedskoPoz]

nasty food ! they got the worst junk fat food in the world. Come visit Poland we got all the good staff here :)

[TheForgottenPanzer]

Food...that's why I'm proud to be French.

[OriginalSHare]

Oh god! Mayo on egg and beans? Heinous stuff!

[Edd360]

living the high life

[smiexx]

master chef AHAH! excellent!

technical question Ray, maybe they asked you already, but youtube hasn't a tool to search for the comments, what video camera do you use for your videos?

looking forward for the next show ;)

[zerofitz]

I know how you feel Ray. Thanks for being out there.

[Azoicum]

Tags:almost sexual some rice take a walk pretty low today video camera somebody else talk to behave yourself nuclear meltdown an empty stomach before surgery the simple truth

[link2randle]

What are you doing for cash now?

[AmericanReject2012]

@link2randle jesus man.. you always ask me that.. are you from the tax office?

[TheNewReign5]

@AmericanReject2012 is Marcus always extremely stoned?

[AmericanReject2012]

@TheNewReign5 pretty much.. all day everyday

[TheNewReign5]

@AmericanReject2012 nice

[petersedin]

hahah.. thats food for a hard working man.. not for Marcus :P

[himself000]

I love you Ray.