Bionic Ninja (1986) Ninjers & Their Ninjutsu!

[LTBL88]

ninjers DO have souls!

[DrewdogG8]

maybe he's from new york- ya know, like when they say soder instead of soda

[sparkicus]

Master wrong guess this time...  midimaster WHERE ARE YOU?

[punipunipunisher]

Only a ninjer can defeat a ninjer.

[kila11]

Bionic Ninjer is one of my favorite Godfrey Ho/Tomas Tang movies. it even has the best non-sensical tagline on the box:

"Thought, word, deed, and art of killing of the bionic warrior in the ways of the ninja"

you can't make this stuff up ladies and gentlemen.

[ChevalierAguila]

Ninjer please...

[Loomr]

@ChevalierAguila Ahahahahahhaahhaaah omg

[Aaron3158047630]

he looks like matthew mcconaughey

[WorstClips]

That's weird. I just uploaded the exact same scene from this movie, but I bought it at a dollar store as a double feature, and the title was "Ninja Assassins", and the year was 1985.

[midimaster]

Yeah Godfrey Ho's movies had about 5+ titles each. Each time he released a film in a different country, he'd change the name of it.

[Laughtraxx]

@midimaster He made 2 Bionic Ninja's, but they changed this one to Ninja Assasins for its Theater release in the US. The DVD restored the original title, but it is now more confusing as there are 2 Bionic Ninja movies on the DVD market!

[drvector]

@Laughtraxx They also cut the slimy sex scenes out of Bionic Ninja, but they're intact in Ninja Assassins.

[kirkey99]

Let me fix that for you, WorstClips

"That's weird. I just stole your clip and now I'm here to drive viewers to my channel."

What a ninjer..

[sausaage123]

omgwtfbarbacueh3x!!!!!11!!!!on­e!

[theFFVIguy]

Arnold?

[NMbarrassment]

Godfrey Ho, he's like that guy who made blood rayn.

[yusopkeretasexkuat]

"what do you say?"

"ninja and their ninjutsu"

[thafeet]

this is hilarious

[grilledsamurai]

DAMN! it doesnt work!

[PheonixOrion]

Longestest time my purpose of coming here is to learn about ninjers and their ninjitsu

[cleartrampoline]

So funny!

[ioriyagami]

that is most likely the whitest white guy i have seen. and he wants to know all about ninjers? 1st thing he should know is how to pronounce it.

[DarkShader01]

NICE VIDEO

[letsplaytwister]

this video should be huge man! this is fucking hilarious.

[snakes3425]

ninjers and thei ninjutsu: behold Godfrey Ho's other great talent, butchering the english language

[punipunipunisher]

@snakes3425 I think it was rather an actor's fault (or maybe the guy's who did the overdub on him).

[sparkicus]

Seek out "The Stunning Ninjers"

[ghirignogno]

"Ninjers" is the greatest thing I've ever heard!! Thanks, Sensei!

:'D

[SuperNinja8000]

ninja? what did you say?

[iambettiebondage]

This makes so little sense. Lovely!

[kenshin715]

lol

[stephen182006]

Ninjers and their Ninjutsu! LOL! what style of ninjutsu did the Ninjers came from?! LOL!

[AoikageYozakura]

ninjer .. what did you say Ninja? yeah ninjer lol funny how would he spell kunoichi? ^_^

[hoganator999]

lol hilarious

[grofter555]

lol ninjers???

[airsoftsniperNYC]

i think its british slang for "ninja" hahaha

[grofter555]

oh hahaha LOL

[tigerstyles]

love it

[snakes3425]

the title fits this movie, that guy sounds like a robot.