GOD OF WAR 3 | Kratos VS Cronos

[vitinhoaps]

0:08 I Tried to press Circle

[LenardVP]

tht was the only mistake i found in the game: Cronos's intestines disappear x)

[TheCappiix]

how does he cut him so fast if it takes like 20 secounds to cross his hand

[SleekTheatreHD]

@TheCappiix

its a game bro not real life lol

[arthmyx]

That wasnt really a versus...more of a watch Kratos own Cronos like a lil...

[anaklusmos1995]

lesson Nº 1 for fighting kratos : DON'T EAT HIM, YOU IDIOT !

[trumsu915]

where is Cronos' penis?

[08jminke]

cronus must be powerful, since his sun is the god of all gods a.k.a zeus, unless it came from his mother, any way i wouldnt dream of killing my grandad like that, kratos is a sick man lol, love the game though.

[rommeldude1]

damn, kratos is killing everyone in his family tree..

[danielkill1000]

hay hpta derroto un titan

[GranTener]

Natural, most people die from virus and bacterials organisms invisible to naked eye. Or some insect venom.

[rezerpent]

And THAT's why I don't want grandchildren.

[allehoboys]

DAMN Kronos must be some kind of big-ass pussy

[martre2000]

dhats his grand daddy he killed

[Sphereal]

That´s what I call some epic time killing!

[johnyAppleseedy]

kidney stone yah

[superfiremario641]

remember that stone from god of war 2 cronos was supposed to eat baby zuez ensted he ate a stone

[megaviper333]

cooooooooooooolllll

this is awesome

[mindsoulbody]

That's why they say, "chew before you swallow your food."

[shadowsam0]

@mindsoulbody This , if he is able to close his mouth cuz i dont think that kratos is chewable :P

[seljeks]

Pepito bismol doesn't cure a case of Kratos.

[xmenfan07]

if that is kratos' grandfather....... then who is kratos' father and mother?

[effectkiller]

@xmenfan07 kratos father is zeus and his mother i think it is hera ^_^

[058875915]

@xmenfan07 zews and some human chick...........basically kratos is the spartan ripoff of herculese

[Gunzers6]

@xmenfan07 His father is Zeus and Callisto. Play Ghost of Sparta to know what I mean by Callisto.

[battlehero13]

Screw Percy Jackson. :D 

[thehunterhanger]

0:33  :'( my tummy hurts

[ID0W0nderz]

thats dumb cronos is zeus' father and zeus beat him with his brothers but the game makes seem like cronos sucks and hes ugly lol

[Darusdei]

@ID0W0nderz you do understand that god of war is only very very loosely based on greek mythology.

[worldistrouble]

Ok, watch Kratos slice through Cronos' belly. Now watch closely 1:51

Cronos must've been collecting green orbs while the player was busy beatin the shit outta him.

[sipulipihvi1]

cronos have no balls :p

[m0therchi3f]

@sipulipihvi1 The goddes Aphrodite was born from the foam of the sea after Cronos's balls were cut off

. He is castrated.

[EldarioNTheKinG]

Poor Cronos, fucked by his own son Zeus and now killed by his own grandson Kratos

[iluvhollister1922]

chuck norris would kick both of their asses at once with one hand tied behind his back!

[ScarsandRevenge]

@iluvhollister1922

Chuck Norris isnt doing much ass kicking seeing that hes 71 years old.

Hes doing personal fitness videos for a living because he cant move around like he used to be able to like in 1968 when he was is Way of the dragon and even then Bruce Lee Kicked his ass.

But other than that Yeah he probably would kick both there asses. :D

[mariuchatop]

se le sano la pansa



[AlvoTV]

cronos should be thankful, kratos just took out his kidney stone!!!

[1piecemage]

kratos should kill jesus, and the christian gods, and wipe his ass with the devil text

[boneboy100]

@1piecemage FUCK U BITCCH! ILLUMINATI ASSHOLE

[1piecemage]

@boneboy100

lmao :D

[boneboy100]

@1piecemage ITS TRUE XD

[kjun13]

The second amendment, your doing it right!

[almostthethird15]

Goddess of War 2 is a silly and comical video series me and my cousin made. its inspired from GOW, but the story is completely original. Watch as Kratosett, the mighty goddess saves her land once again! check it out at my youtube channel "almostthethird15" but ignore chapt. 1 thats still a work in progress. it is wierd, but if ya have my sense of humor, youll find kratosett to be hilarious.

[ineeda50cal96]

 0:15 did cronos say fuck ?

[KratosUltraFan]

@ineeda50cal96 no

[Vonemanarmy]

Thats one way to get rid of a kidney stone

[Sneffy87]

Too many people don't know enough Greek Mythology

[fgt73]

I dont get it, arent gods supposed to be immortal? Or can Kratos actually kill immortals, kinda confusing.

[Fullmetalminos]

@fgt73 in the God of War franchise they are immensely strong, but not invincible.

[fgt73]

@Fullmetalminos  k

[klopezusc]

@fgt73 cronos aint a god maynee he's a titann

[dorukcobain]

i did not realise, cronos is already dead because of the great war so he is in the tartarus..after that kratos kills him in the tartarus..? what now ?

[StickCreator66]

@DaltonandTravisTV thats kratos

[kumii99]

i've always hated the dickless titans!!!!!

[Sayain50]

so cronos is kratos grandfather and cronos is zeuses dad?

[juanpedroooo95]

@Sayain50  yes

[logan2233]

FUCK! Imagine being killed by something smaller than your finger nail LOL.

[qudratzazai]

@logan2233 ex: bee

[nuclearwardwsj]

@logan2233 it's called aids my friend, don't partake in gay buttsex.

[Abillydebob]

@logan2233 a bacteria.

[grinsification]

@logan2233 beware of the ants! they´re gonna get you!

[alyctus]

@logan2233 hahahahahahha fail

[DarknessXER]

@logan2233 I think that is quite easy to imagine in modern society.

[Nicro327]

@logan2233 parasites

[NaRaKiK]

@logan2233 virus?

[GarIicjr]

@logan2233 so like imagine aids?

[UdallIn72]

@logan2233

Viruses kill tons of people!

[k04lyfe]

@logan2233 yes its possible. AIDS. CANCER. Anymore? West Nile Diease. Spyder bite? lol theres a bunch and it happens everyday

[robocopftw1]

@logan2233 lol an ant warroir XD

[allanps1979]

Cronos sucks if he cant beat someone the size of a grain of sand

[TheEathenShow]

@DaltonandTravisTV cronos is zeus's father

[Veiados]

Scale much? If Kratos was that big compared to the Temple of Pandora in GoW 1...we could have to the top with a few jumps.

[goldieboylover986]

EPIC BOSS BATTLE EVER

[zickzack179]

que sangriento XD

[Yooki97]

if Zeus's mom was a human,lol...,how did she take the big cock of this titan :O

[ToxicPolishBoy]

0:15 Indigestion! >.<

[alazka1305]

o no!!! kratos no tiene pene

a no? si no me cren miren 1:42

jaja pendejo

[pablojavier99]

@alazka1305 ese es cronos el giganton

[alazka1305]

@pablojavier99 o si perdon

jeje esk me ekivok jeje

[THESUPERCAT64]

Titans, Gods, theyre all fucked

[robotboi7]

1:21 Kratos( i need to save...Well this looks like a good spot) HUAAAAAAAH( ah now i can finally get back to killing cronos

Cronos WHY MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[NeoBion10]

poor bruce willis... A titanic actor

[ArswawWorldofWarcraf]

You know Kratos is a badass when a titan is asking for mercy

[naga1236]

Well this guy lost his dick because kratos sliced it.

[ChrisTheBest1992]

actually,cronos was krato's grandpa...in familiar terms...

[jimmypetelol]

cronos is waaaay bigger in gow1! I remember the narrator said kratos had to climb cronos for 4 days before reaching pandora's castle

[Coolman5112]

Wasn't Kronos cut up into pieces?

[ChrisLikesAppleJuice]

incredible graphics!

[simsfreak555]

That 'll theach the old grmupy bastard a lesson for cutting of his own dad's dick!

[Jammersis]

And that's why you should always chew your food

[akinn97]

Aww you killed the old man :(

[SporeGladiator]

@akinn97 He cut of his dads dick lol

[cmekill64]

cronos insides are bigger than a new york city subway train

[0123bar]

Weak Ahtiahat loser

[JunkyardCrap]

Cronos: This really, really huuuuurts. Can i get.. some ice-cream?... (Hot Fuzz reference there)

[Ryan082580]

this battle brings out the graphics!

[blackstais]

viu isso e que da ter a mania se sair engolindo todo mundo

[Killzoneguy117]

Jesus Christ. I thought the Titans were immortal yet Kratos kills them in a violent manner anyway. I am suddenly really really scared of Kratos. My God. If this guy can kill immortal beings for pissing him off, then for the love of god, do not as much as get him a coffee thats too hot otherwise... It makes me scared just thinking about it.

[indianbadass4568]

@Killzoneguy117

:D hahahahaha \m/ \m/

[freax03lc]

Epic.

[cryssiss]

Before GOW III I was like: Im teaming up with the titans damn it would be cool to fight against them and then when cronos was there I was likeYAY !!!!

[Giocrypt]

I think it would have been nice go in to Pandora's temple again.

[reaper2811]

is that the guy in gow2 where u just got those wings and then u go inside that cyclops body

[AzNCuPC4kE]

that's not cronos is it? it looks like atlas?

[Ninjaheiro]

god of time?

[Mladost4ever]

epic faceplant

[sonicpichu]

i thought his estensise (idk) was falling after riped from that sword.... WHERE IS IT!?!?!?!

[powerfulnun]

KRATOS IS THEE OLD TESTAMENT GOD

[indianbadass4568]

@powerfulnun

you mean, THE GOD? cant be bro- if he was kratos i would be a priest by now.

[JTtheLAR]

@indianbadass4568 Haha, your comment is funny. But the thought of Kratos being "the god" has cropped into my head as well. He killed out greek mythology completely and that would make him the one and only god. A bad ass, unforgiving, violent god.

[indianbadass4568]

@JTtheLAR yeah that would be so fucking nice for sensible and strong people, but fucking bad for all the douchebags... =) \m/ \m/

[3000fermin]

wow none of kratos' family realy likes him but thats what you get for marring a jew lol jk no offence to any jewish ppl that like this game itz just a joke

[miguelloquendo999]

He dosnt haz dick lol

[Apul549]

Best Death scene in the game.....

[TYRELLIFE]

i think cronos is bruce willis he lukz like him

[Wollmilchsau1337]

Kratos must be chuck norris' brother °O°

[Shoarma2]

@Wollmilchsau1337 nah i think that he would be hes great-great-great-great-great-­great-great-great-great-great-­great-great-great-great-great-­great-great-great-great-great-­great-great-great-great-great-­great-great-great-grandfather or something like that:D

[indianbadass4568]

@Wollmilchsau1337

ancestor. lol

[ClubPenguinProVideos]

i get this game in sept. but why did he kill him?

[bovinemarauder]

@ClubPenguinProVideos Looks like you gonna have to play it to find out! Heh

[Madin312]

ronos looks much bigger in the first game :\ the Pandora Temple looks much smaller in this game

[CrysisTheFlow]

damn he just killed his grampa.... sweet

[SporeExclusive]

0:29 Kratos hold shit xDDD

[worldsmostfunrocker]

Kratos is bad-motherfucking-ass

[VonHendrixTV]

damn.....thats gonna need a lot of bleach to clean up!!!!!

[fjyhy]

no matter how big the enemy , he does not even fucking get a shiver , thats attitude.....

[thumper69]

you know cronos would think to stop eating people (or at least members of his fam)

[minows1]

se carga a su mujer,a su hija, a sus hermanos a sus tios a su padre ,a su abuelo.......¿le kedara algun familiar a este tipo?

[ps3rocks15]

they should of made him bigger he dosent match up to gow1 size

[guitarheromast123]

i mean start at 1:50 and look closely wen he falls to the ground, his stomach is now closed..... wat the fucking shit???

[bovinemarauder]

@guitarheromast123 A valid point, Good observation my friend! I never actually noticed that.

[guitarheromast123]

@bovinemarauder haha thnx!!! :D

[cristoferjames]

@guitarheromast123 ,men tha´s beacause cronos has hiper healin powers!!!!!!!!!

[phasergun]

@guitarheromast123 nice i didnt catch that



[Legolas25079]

@guitarheromast123 its super special awesome titan white blood cells

[Mrkisrl24]

@Legolas25079 more like platel cells cuz it creates scabs

[startgam]

@guitarheromast123 that scar is not on cronos' stomach it's on right side of small instentine

[guitarheromast123]

look at 1:53 ...... i thought he ripped his stomach open, how the fuck did it jus close up by itself????

[darel244]

Holy shit... Kratos The Brutal bastard is the son Of Zues the Fckin Gay?

[lelouchzero14548]

If kratos was in his intestines wouldn't he be covered in shit

[operationmeh]

lol i love how easily kratos kills someone larger than the whole screen

[boy10113x]

i bet that kratos is going to start killing moms now since he killed his grandfather and going to kill his own father

[ThePS3RULES360]

@boy10113x he did

[SkBlack0]

Esse ai ñ é Cronos

e sim Atlas

[G8NPH]

When i first saw cronos in gow1 he seemed untouchable seeing as he was carrying the entire second half of the game on his back. Look at him now.

[cubelover1995]

that clown has no penis

[ShaddyTheRapper]

Isn't that the stone that Rhea gave Cronos to eat instead of Zeus?And that is what happens when grandpa doesn't take his nephew to play in the park...

[marcianoUFO1]

slowpoke

[southpark095]

wtf happen to kronos intestines !!!1:42 O_O!

[allenisthegame123]

that guy was so slow

[Josue12hbk]

0:27

omg that was digusting....

[TuanNafiz]

wtf?! kronos is kratos's grandfather!!?

[ProtonJimmy]

@TuanNafiz Yes Cronos is Zeus', Poseidon's and Hades' father which makes him Kratos grandfather...

[W4st3l4nd3r]

Continuity Error: At the begining Kratos cuts Cronos left side open, allow his guts to hanf from his side. At 1:53 as Cronos falls. The cut and guts have vanished. Explantion: Its quite obivous Zeus banished David Copperfield into Crono's belly as punishment for witchcraft by human.

[stupidmonkey121]

pwnd

[austinqwert]

um, cronus was chopped to thousands of pieces by zeus with his scythe and banished to the darkest pis of tarturus...so um...yeah...this games a bit off...kratos is a tard hatch with an extra y cromosome giving him too much testosterone...cool idea...but he didnt have any real good reason...what a baby

[yabalaba]

kratos just killedhis grandfather

[rangerpride1]

the only god i'm glad Kratos killed Cronos tried to eat his babys ( Hades Hera Posiden Athena ...etc) but Zeus saved em so... Nice job Kratos ^_^

[austinqwert]

@rangerpride1 cronus had 6 children...athena wasn't one of them...poseiden, hades, zues, demeter, hera and hestia. athena was a child of zues alone...created from his thoughts...cronus ate his children because he feared the prophecy of one of his children overthrowing him...fyi

[BlayneYudis]

its kronos not cronos

[austinqwert]

@BlayneYudis its spelled differently in roman vs greek

[sainthalberdz]

at the middle, when Kratos punching the Crystal, look in the intestines of Chronos, it dissappear, what the hell happened to the wound Kratos made? it just healed and it looks like nothing just happened down there?

wew,,, i just want to see Chronos's intestines fall down as he falls at the end... but seems to be they remove it and just closed his wound.... hmmm....

XD

..

[DarkEman245]

"someone said you won't fight. no balls." he had no balls

[upmanza111]

Kratis is so Badass really...they beg for their life but what? yeah whatever Kratos Rulez!!

[2000huggs]

Well that was easy

LOL

[TrueEspadaUlquiorra]

geez

a human is killing giants and gods

goes to show if you aply yourself to sumthing long enough

u can succeed :)

[indianbadass4568]

@TrueEspadaUlquiorra

truer words havnt been spoken before. \m/ \m/