MST3K Short: Alphabet Antics - 307 Daddy O

[edpor68]

"C" is for cats- torture cats...."Is evil!"---way too funny....

[rem2267]

"EVIL!!!!"

[IzzyBoy2012]

Was this video created to test the psychological limits along the same lines drive each child to the edge of insanity?

[perplacymp]

3:48 is the sight of an unsuspecting fool, easily erasing the personal memory of horrors from the kindergarden pool.

1:15 harbours the core of all educational goof, displaying the reason why Penrod fell off the roof.

[CormacCamus]

1:30 "You vill dance vit me, EVA!!!" hahaha

[Ciberya]

I is for Idiocracy?

[bishiewuvr]

That kid in "D" looks like Hitler!

[InvisiblerApple]

The only thing better than MST riffing...is RHYMING riffing.

[SinnFein4ever]

"A" is for Alice, who fell down the stairs.

"B" is for Bobby, who was mauled by bears.

"C" is for Cate, recently late.

"D" is for David, impaled on a gate, while trying his skates.

"E" is for Erik, who hung himself in a closet.

"F" is for Fran, who finally lost it.

"G" is for George, who swallowed a pendent.

"J" is for Jean, who decided to end it...

(See kids, isn't learning fun? )

[tag7100]

@SinnFein4ever Awesome! I used to have a poster that had 26 different scenes of kids who died in weird ways. The kid's names and how they died were set up just like that. I think it was called "The Gashlycrumb Tinies".

[SinnFein4ever]

@tag7100

Where do you think that I got my inspiration from?

;)

[rem2267]

@SinnFein4ever I like it!!

[LeoFan93]

I is for Ike, he hides inside!

[TomMSTie1138]

I may be alone here, but if you blow into a baby elephant's trunk, you deserve to get trampled by it's mother.

[darksilverdreams]

The one person that disliked this either doesn't know the alphabet...or learned it from this short.

"J is for Jump, but B is for Bump..." hey, you already DID the letter B! So, is B for "boat" or "bump"??

[Vortigern99]

That kid is HUGE!

[dilemma08]

Joel: I never had that much fun when I was a kid.

Servo: NOBODY did.

[BlueEyes7452]

D is for Damned, as in Village of.

[TheFatestPat]

holy crap that zebra went postal

[takerfan333]

And no child labor laws! XD <3

[dixonite]

E: "Hey, it's the Republican National Convention"!

[TheISProductions]

Narrator: C is for cat. Cute little cat!

Servo: Tortured cat!

Narrator:...cutest little kittens ever seen.

Crow: Kitty!

Narrator: A cat can wear a funny hat. A cat can dress up like a little queen.

Mike: If you're into that sort of thing.

Narrator:...sally cats, pussy cats, alley cats. With silky tails and nice soft paws...

Crow: IT'S EVIL!!

Narrator:...and cats dressed up like Santa Claus.

Servo: Oh do go on!

[ChikaraGuy]

@TheISProductions That's Joel my friend

[TheISProductions]

@ChikaraGuy Oh right. Sorry I had been watching MST3K all day and had Mike the last few movies.

[ladycplum]

I have to pea!

[nicky2coats]

S is for Stock footage

That we had to use.

[SamTheMightyMan]

@nicky2coats

T is for definitely trying hard to write this short out with the amount of stock footage they

Seriosly a few of these they really swing for the fences

[12Zwolf]

; Thank You! for posting!

[boiledcrap]

"K is for kite"

HEY! Oh I see...

[stoneyzachary]

I almost sprayed water at 3:48. ha ha, guess what he's doing.

[VTPPGLVR]

1) I like when they rhyme their jokes.

2) If LOLcats was around during MST3K, they would have had a field day with C!

3) Tom: "S is for float. ... Huh??"

[RichardX1]

"... just to show that they note what a pleasure it is to be on a boat."

I'M ON A BOAT!!!

[Tareltonlives]

I love how dark they are in this one.

[trvcic]

i was so busy laughing i missed jokes...argh!

[Razzlewolfflight]

The "bottomus"....wow...

[davincent98]

YS4U

[GoGojiraGo]

Anyone else notice the hippos had their tusks cut?

[bumyambum]

"With Big Scary Faces and Scrawny Kids" XD

[xXxbagOfun93xXx]

"They say the Dutch make cheese that is good. And it's true."

Tom-"It'll plug you up for an hour or two."

Couldn't stop laughing.

[Cazz814]

"Goodbye everybody enjoy the buffet!"

[MsTwinkle101]

Anybody else freaked out as I was 0.0

[TheQuilanvos]

"D is for damned as in 'village of'."

[cavalierfan1995]

N is for float wha hu?

[cavalierfan1995]

it will plug you up for an hour or two!

[dnewhope777]

"I hope we touched you with a little bit of our evilness". Classic line of extreme epicness. No wonder i love this show!

[Tendoking]

"...And you break your back, neck, pelvis and all!"  Great line from Joel.

[Casey5693]

"O is for the obscene treatment of animals!" I love you, Tom Servo.

Children, hooking up a buffalo to a plow is quite a silly thing to do because that buffalo is quite capable of killing you. He will ram you, gore you, trample you into goo, and squash you with a plow before he is through! So if you value your life, heed my word, hooking up a buffalo to a plow is absolutely absurd.

[Tareltonlives]

@Casey5693 Not to mention trying to tame a zebra is a quick way to getting your arm ripped off.

[Casey5693]

@Tareltonlives I know right.

[DudeSinger]

I saw hitler!

[CptNameless]

3:53 Vault Boy!

[mistacramer]

The queer, queer pelican? What the heck?!

[Adamguy2003]

LOL @ 2:53- 2:58!

7:16- 7:21 seemed like a bit of a missed opportunity, they probably could have thought up a funny retort for that (i.e. "like how to torture and enslave animals!").

[MrUsername5678888]

"The Zebra makes a useful pet..." XD

[MrUsername5678888]

C is for Chuck Norris

[MrDuncanBelfast]

E is for pants.

[JeremiahRocker]

@MrDuncanBelfast

C is for Clamhats. ...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!

[SICK2210]

I IS FOR IN???

[wickedfeylady]

N IS FOR FLOAT- what?

[DorianCairne]

N's for narrator, a creepy old ho

Who sounds like a squeaky-voiced Jonathan Doe

(sorry, couldn't resist)

[Neogeneticgrowth]

The latter part reminds me of North Korea and how they force children to do all kinds of rituals and whatnot

[InvaderPet]

Who's narrating this?

[IvanSegal]

J is for Horse, L is for ice cream, N is for float, O is for Bison, P is for hippo, Q is for pelican, T is for bear, U is for balloon, X is for Christmas and Y is for U. Man, after J the writer of these thing got seriously drunk, man!! geez!

[roetheboat1]

This was sooooooo creepy!

[TimelordR]

It's this kind of elementary school indoctrination back in the 50's that led to the near collapse of civilization in the 60's.

[antgav79]

TY for uploding this ... kitty lmao

[scooterkid37]

Looks like the vegetables ate THEM!

[deepcdivingsuit]

It's a child farm!

[cavalierfan1995]

n is for float huh?!!!!!

[TheLateDarkWobbuffet]

"S" is for stock footage to save on the cost, leaving all the viewers hopelessly lost.

[evilegg288]

@TheLateDarkWobbuffet "M" is for MSTie with a wit most wry, to let loose a riff to make Sandy Frank cry.

[Pennywisea]

Why do all alphabet videos end with Z for Zebra?

[TackyRackyComixNEO]

@Pennywisea My guess is one of the following:

* Nobody owns a dictionary, or nobody could be bothered to open one to find something more original.

* The Legend of Zelda wasn't yet created.

** Nor were video games invented.

* Zimbabwe would've led to perpetuating all those old stereotypes about Africa.

* They couldn't decide between Zechariah or Zephaniah.

* Xenophobia starts with an X.

[AutobotLover]

@Pennywisea

maybe zoo is too hard

[Pennywisea]

1:10

[ahshorn]

I've seen this 10+ times and I still don't understand how "once" has anything to do with plowing.

[TackyRackyComixNEO]

Q is for Pelican and X is for Christmas! Duh!

(Yes, I realize some people say "X-mas", which I never really understood the reasoning behind.)

[SuperChibz]

@TackyRackyComixNEO

It's based off the Greek letter chi, or X. And it means Christ. I don't know if that makes any sense or not. -.-' It's kinda hard to explain.

[TackyRackyComixNEO]

@SuperChibz No, that does make sense. I understand what you're trying to say perfectly.

[tomservo56954]

@SuperChibz "Xristos" is the Greek word for "Christ"...ultimately the "X-mas" abbreviation was understood to mean "Christ's mass" by the populace for centuries--long before Fox News came along to insist it's the plot of evil secularists trying to remove the holiness from the holiday.

[KlaudiaNomi]

That woman sounds high off her arse.

"The Queer, Queer Pelican." Hmm... Sounds like a gay bar on the docks.

(I know "queer" meant strange back then)

[rjakobi]

N is for float. Wha...?

[ahshorn]

I love how Joel moves when he makes rhymes.

[txfnero]

N is for Float

[chrisz71]

@ 1:03 when the cat looks at the camera, you can just see it in its eyes "I am going to viciously murder every one of you!"

[GusF]

I'm not sure which is worse: "I" is for in or "o" is for once.

[8x13Wolf]

I actually think the "Y" one is cute.

[LSUTigers712]

LOL at 3:48

[ZehnWaters]

"Fun on the hot slide when you burn your bums!"

"Home to the windmills tulips and such."

"And no child labour laws."

"Once? O is for once there was a writers strike?"

"The camel showed him how!"

(Sarcasm)"That's a normal plow animal."

[96ZB]

P is for PETA, who's boycotting this!

[GhostRiderBaby88]

"D, is for 'damned' as in village of."

"you vill dance with me eva!"

"they say the dutch make cheese that is very good and it's true." tom-"it'll plug you up for an hour or two."

"that kid is HUGE!"

"N, is float...huh?"

"P, is for PETA who's boycotting this...& this, & this, & this..."

"T, is for tormented, tortured and teased."

[Metripleone]

'N is for float - huh?'

[jeffmnaz]

D is for dutch - All Dutch women are Dykes

[thepunisher2]

Did they make a Jeff Dunham reference during the N scene ?

[2222554]

"Hey it's David Duke atop that Goose"...

[psychopomp88]

The N one was sort of questionable, although given the other N words the people in this video would love to use, I guess it'll do

[HaileyVerge]

"And unsafe toys for everyone!"

When I first saw that air plane swing I thought to myself "is that even safe?"

[tomservo56954]

@HaileyVerge How did the kid even get into it?

[HaileyVerge]

@tomservo56954 No idea. Perhaps an unsafe ladder :P

[LunaEclipsed]

O is for once? is there a writer's strike?

Crow: Kitty!

[ChazFoxMCR]

YOU VILL DANCE VITH ME, EVA!

[gamefreak13666]

uhh, they got the alphabet wrong...its Q-R-S not S-T-Q, some educational video

[hoofer1]

"N is for Float --What?!?"

Hee, calling out Ogden Nash plagarism.

[txfnero]

N is for float

[LongnameisLOOOOOOOOO]

is she speaking in iambic pentameter?

[Politcalamity]

Elvis has ordered an ice cream cone.

[ilikethecoke]

I feel sorry for those cats. Having to wear those outfits.

None of them look comfortable.

[TackyRackyComixNEO]

Those were the world's first LOLcats. Unfortunately, they weren't as funny back then.

Tortured cats seems pretty accurate.

[DANATANLOVER]

Look out, there's a huge, shapely woman lounging next to the boat...!

[samsullithegenius]

"I never had that much fun as a kid..."

"Nobody did."

[Donteatacowman]

What a... disturbingly serene, numbing voice. O_o

[DrGregoryHouseIT]

YOU WILL DANCE MIT ME, EVA!!!

And how happy that makes me!

[UberMan5000]

That Patton quote always cracks me up.

[Stereolabdream]

O is for the obscene treatment of animals...lol

[royaljuice]

"Hey, there's a woozle and his name is Peanut."

Nice, a Jeff Dunham reference :-)

[seanThree16]

This makes me want to do an Iceland style dance. Eva!

[kiajuphile]

wait... "Q" is for pelican?

[evilmick66]

A QUEER pelican .......... yeah..... >_>

[EltonvonCthulhu]

Just like I is for White House, L is for parade balloon, J is for horse racing, N is for float, O is for beasts of burden, and T is for bears.

[tomservo56954]

@EltonvonCthulhu Reminds me of an episode of the 1980's version of THE TWILIGHT ZONE...Robert Klein found himself in a world where words had completely different meanings. Ex. The very pale shade of red was called "lunch", as in the Bruce Springsteen song "Lunch Cadillac".

[Compan1onCube]

"they say the dutch make cheese, and it's true"

"it will plug you up for an hour or two"

I cant stop laughing when I hear that

[EltonvonCthulhu]

This short is the definition of the word "random".

[blugreen123]

my gawd! those poor cats

"they say they make cheese and that is true. It'll plug you up for an hour or two." HAHAHA

not only will PETA boycott this short, but GLAAD will too. "Q" is for queer?! I'm sure someone could be offended by children dressing up as vegetables ;)

"I have to pee!"

[mrneccos]

SCARY KITE !!!  D=

[xxxxLarxenexxxx]

"But B is for the bump you get for when you fall.."

"And you break your back, neck, pelvis an all!"

[BlasphemousApples]

Wow, they're certainly glorifying the Dutch.

HEIL DEUSCHTLAND

[Mattteus]

wouldn't that be 'Nederland'?

[ISeeDeadPixels]

Nice torgo avatar.

[typomanbros]

"E is for elephants....

Bigger than anything else that can grow."

Unless you count whales and just about any species of tree.

[fkovacs1]

X is for X-Mas? That's a cop out. What about Xylophone or X-Ray or Xenogeneic?

[shroudie]

I vote for Xenophobia.

[Gomess]

Sure, we all do!

Except those damn FOREIGNERS.

[Rocinante144]

-"I didn't have that much fun as a kid"

-"No one did"

So true!

[c3section]

You know, sometimes these guys surpass my expectations. They are the only group that can turn a piece for little children into Youtube's featured video.

Also, their take on that film "Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders" should have given them the Emmy of TV immunity.

[knightclawer]

E is for Elephants

Joel: There is the Republican National Convention." LOL

O is for Once

Tom: "O is for Once?" Is there a writers' Strike?" lol

[miketheman876]

"N" is for float. Wait, huh?

Lmao

[Spudskie]

"When he's in, he's in...he's out when he's not."

Servo: "Ooooh, deep"

[lizziebabes90]

What's that at 3:14? A mic?

[yaywhewclips242]

"Bootzy" collins- that cracked me up!!

That voiceover actress sounds insane!!

Good short!

[purpleshamrock17]

H is for....Holland?? Seriously?? What about hat, horse, house...why use a country?

P is for PETA who is boycotting this...and this...and this

they're wroing with the boo radley joke too, it's scout finish that dresses up in a food costume (she's a ham)

[purpleshamrock17]

*wrong and not that i mind about the name mix up i was just pointing it out!

[kenoftroy]

"D is for dammed" as in village of..." - LOL!!!

[guilmon182]

I hope we've touched you with a little of our evilness.

[DrGregoryHouseIT]

Yes, the modern aircraft, unsurpassed in its service to livestock!

D is for Damned, as in Village Of.

"They say they make some cheese that is very good, and it's true!"

It'll plug you up for an hour or two!

T is for Tormented, Tortured and Teased!

[monkmellon]

O is for one? you dont have a letter for a wu-wu sound in one? but in two you have a letter that makes a wu-wu sound you dont even need!

[dsriggs]

N is for "Float"

[jettvixen]

Tortured cats. "It's evil!!!"

[badluckshadow13]

They're wrong, the pelican bit wasn't by Ogden Nash.

[uruseiranma]

"X is for X-mas."

Boy, what a cop-out! What about 'X is for Xylophone?' or 'X is for X-ray?'