Ex-Mas Tree

[Idontgiveashit189]

There was no 0:07 .

[EntrailSaunders]

WHAT THE HELL DID HE SAY?

"i'm gonna run a preshient?"

somebody explain, FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUU

[ThailIPU]

@EntrailSaunders I'm gonna go where I'm appreciated.

[hyper277]

strange.

[FetidToecheese]

can't tell what the fuck the tree is saying..

[ralpherious]

@FetidToecheese "im gonna go where im appreciated

[fluffyshaaaame]

there's no 0:07 in this. it goes from 0:06 to 0:08

[someone6878]

@fluffyshaaaame all youtube videos do that



[metalyoutubification]

@HyperLizard yeah they are pretty awesome

[MySuperStupidLife]

poop

[HypeLizard]

Suicidal Tendencies is pretty fucking awesome!

[theaviatorpeter]

I REGRET NOTHING!!!!

[Chaomeister25]

This feels so much longer than 5 seconds, but it isn't. What manner of sorcery is this?

[xXLuminariaXx]

@Chaomeister25 replay button

[xW31RD0x]

@Chaomeister25 that's because it's 8 seconds

[KingNetherdrake]

@xW31RD0x The clip itself is 5 seconds, the youtube video is 9 but you can hardly call the title and closing text to be of interest.

[Brandonsaurusrexadon]

5sf=best thing ever to watch high

[QKlilx]

SEARCHING DID NOT FIND NOTATUBESURFER'S COMMENT

[Layzerfly99]

@Jessgmann errr... we're happy for you?

[Simonhakken]

the first thing he says?

[Lofgon]

@BlueRushAlt /watch?v=mSDfxde8fSg

[XombieLejon66]

ST for life.

[TdotSoul]

What is the first thing he says??

[amevilee]

I need to marry the person who writes the descriptions, if only because they mentioned suicidal tendencies :')

[jackmann522]

@Jessdmann Your the reason your mother cries at night

[ItzbecauseIcan]

@Jessdmann and then the knee

[evo98custom]

You know its a 5 second film when there's more likes than actual views

[ramonsterns]

He's going to be in a lot of pine later.

[HiRMONDOE]

What is he sayin at the beginning.I can't understand him!

[XXXEnthusiast]

@HiRMONDOE "I'm going to go where I am appreciated"

[EntrailSaunders]

I USED TO RIDE IN GARBAGE TRUCKS

THEN I TOOK AN ARROW TO THE KNEE

[itsaCODthiing]

@EntrailSaunders type in on youtube, arrow to the knee. just watch it

[nyce2meetu]

8 seconds to watch the video

8 minutes to read the comments

[Dasyati]

I PROBABLY LIFTED THIS LINE FROM THAT ONE EPISODE OF THE SIMPSOOOOOOOOOONS

[grandlordzero]

wow the top comment sucks

[amazemeplz]

@grandlordzero Everyone was asking what that guy said.

I found what he said and typed it in as a response to someone who was asking.

I was trying to do a favor to a fellow YouTube user.

But I agree, it wasn't too great of a comment.

[NickFelony]

What does the tree say at the beginning?

[Terrafuror]

Guys. Click on "See all comments", then ctrl + F, then search for the person's name. Now stop complaining about having to search for people's comments...

[8thgradecuadorian]

@theseamusexperience yeah, fucking for real

[Ahksmar]

@theseamusexperience Ha! Whatcha ganna douwa bout it!!!!!!!

[tgdrader]

@theseamusexperience I agree entirely with you. Top rated comments should never be replies...though it seems it happens quite a bit. Even sucks when one tuber gets both top comments

[darkcloudrepeat]

@theseamusexperience

What's wrong with thumbing up comments that are a reply?

Commenting is just a text response to a video. It is technically the same thing as a reply.

[XagonogaX]

@theseamusexperience

Dear angry YouTube commenter,

Click "see all comments" and use Ctrl + F. Sincerely, people who know this.

[StackCityEntOfficial]

@theseamusexperience Wouldn't it be ironic if this comment was thumbsed up so hard that it replaced yours as the top?

[Ayevee39]

@theseamusexperience Dead youtube noob. Learn how to find comments. Sincerely, Ayevee.

[YahsSreyas]

i gotta piss

[VampirateYuki]

@YahsSreyas I'm horny.

[LBPCraftsman]

@VampirateYuki lol

[DisrespecfulSyrup]

@NotATubeSurfer why do you like butt sex?

[dudesons441]

Ctrl+f

Type in NotATubeSurfer

I'm surprised very few people know how to do that

[TheloniousKeys781]

@dudesons441 I'm pretty sure I'm the first person who ever posted this advice on youtube.

[dudesons441]

@TheloniousKeys781 Hotkeys are so nice to know :D

[TheloniousKeys781]

@dudesons441 Well, I'm not saying I'm the first to be aware of the hotkeys, but I almost know I'm the first one to have written the advice ages ago. I'm a little proud if I started any internet trend of any kind.

[jzstyles]

@TheloniousKeys781 i doubt it ive seen it years ago

[TheloniousKeys781]

@jzstyles yea, and i wrote it around the time when the top comments thing was just put up on the site. I posted it with no knowledge of any similar previous posts and yet all of these new ones are similarly written in the way mine was. Also, I got mad happy replies from it. It was as if I said something new and unheard of. lol, idk, jus sayin.

[11ty62]

holy hell why do people go through the trouble to find comments

[TRISTANizaZOMBIE]

Suicidal tendencies ?...... Doesn't matter I'm probly gonna get hit by a car anyway.......

[ptyko]

@notatubesurger Not sure why im replying to you but i am

[harrylane4]

Yes i can... You wont see it, because this technically ISNT a reply! Yay for loopholes! Didnt even do this to be a jerk, actually commented before i knew it (im on an ipad)

[franks1no]

i am also responding to @NotATubeSurfer 's comment

[peachkey]

@NotATubeSurfer You like it where?

[grantiestick]

@NotATubeSurfer helping the mass replying :P

[pottermaniac4292]

Also, I liked the video :)

[pottermaniac4292]

@NotATubeSurfer I'm not usually a troll, but this was too good to miss out on, so...

Trololololol!!!

[tgdrader]

@NotATubeSurfer Hate when both top comments are directed towards one person, and gotta find them in the chat screen.

[mcjohnalds45]

@tgdrader when you need to find a comment like that just press the youtube icon in the top-left corner of the page and click on another video, problem solved!

[ChayaKnight]

@tgdrader I Hate You -.-

[theamazingempiricist]

Whoa it had arms and things

It was more like a deus ex-mas tree

[bgibbz1]

They have to make a video with something along the lines of XXX-mas tree.

[dudeson53]

40 sec add for a five second vid, f you youtube

[luv4drums1]

@dudeson53 lol whats an ad?

[SRStrollisSRS]

@NotATubeSurfer

[NotschitzoSubscriber]

Now i really want to see what NotATubeSurfer said, but all these freakin comments about it made it so i cant find it. wow.

[amazemeplz]

@NotschitzoSubscriber He said something along the lines of

'Time to make like a tree

*Puts on sun glasses*

And leave

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH

True story.

[TheNoobRapter]

@amazemeplz but evergreen trees have no leaves.

[amazemeplz]

@TheNoobRapter It's what the guy said, I don't know what he was thinking at the time.

Ask him if you get the chance, thanks.

[gourmander]

@amazemeplz He is a fir, how in the fuck does that joke apply?!

[FlyingWhaleHarooooo]

@NotschitzoSubscriber he said we should reply to the 2 top comments pretty much... then he got alot of likes.

[NotATubeSurfer]

lol the way I see it I still win cuz you're all still doing what I told you to do xD

this is pretty funny tho, i totally deserve it

[Grapesoflol]

@NotATubeSurfer my painis, eeurrrr anus is mine!

[rockindrop]

@NotATubeSurfer knee to the arrow?

[KidDexxx]

ahhhh.. not funny guys :(

[Warzulg]

One word to Suicidal Tendencies: SUCKS

[TheSabzii]

My Comments Were Spammed By Replies To @NotATubeSurfer

[MrPointless]

@tyguy0256 ... and now, to mark your comment as spam.

[harrylane4]

Im gonna go against the flow and not reply to notatubesurfer

[NotATubeSurfer]

@harrylane4 well then I'm gonna fuckin reply to you!! HAHA you can't weasel out of this one fucker.

[DarkShockblast1994]

@NotATubeSurfer I love fucking pinneaples.

[CrackerOfGraham]

@NotATubeSurfer Nigger

[YSKite]

@NotATubeSurfer Arrow... Knee

[NoNoobStyle]

i clicked this cos the picture looked like a weed plant...

[infrafan]

Fir is murder.

[warinpants]

@warinpants

WUT

[warinpants]

@warinpants Inception

[warinpants]

@warinpants Oh GOD

[jobriq5]

nxsx

[jobriq5]

@jobriq5 xsxsx

[RokasBum]

Nice biceps on that tree.

[NotATubeSurfer]

Oh shit....

[pinkelf6669]

@NotATubeSurfer kawks

[Longiieee]

@NotATubeSurfer This is also a reply.

[Grapesoflol]

@NotATubeSurfer my anus, your painis is mine

[snubl]

I was at 0:01 and then it had to buffer for like 3 minutes on 360p.. Dafuq?!

[NotATubeSurfer]

Lets all start replying to the top 2 comments, just to annoy the shit out of that guy. Get him an overload of replys!

[MuffinPuffin01]

@NotATubeSurfer OVERLOAD OF REPLIES HUH!?

[piepicles]

@NotATubeSurfer why

[CtritheRunecrafter]

@NotATubeSurfer I don't think you thought this through

[TheLazyGamer314]

@NotATubeSurfer fucking lol!

[wonderwall135]

@TheLazyGamer314 Your plan backfired.

[inuyashalovesme213]

@NotATubeSurfer

YEA WE SHOULD! :D

[YungMarley713]

@NotATubeSurfer Smart guy.

[TacoFade]

@NotATubeSurfer I used to reply to the top two comments, then I took an arrow to the knee

[Gchord86]

@NotATubeSurfer URGENT!! : THIS IS A REPLY AS A PART TO OVERLOAD YOU WITH REPLIES

[Noahblondheim2]

@NotATubeSurfer I agree! I believe by the power of something or another we should all come together for the betterment of mankind itself and comment on one random dudes comment and succeed in destroying the internet! For the basic curiosity of humanity is like that! So therefore I have successfully controlled your brain for the length of this comment. Good day sir.

[BigDawgRey95]

@NotATubeSurfer I see what you did there, good game o.O

[YouTommmy]

@NotATubeSurfer .

[lordstormageddon]

@NotATubeSurfer GOOD IDEA!

[MrAlexofMetal]

@NotATubeSurfer Yes, you are right, we should do that :)

[nickname1412]

@NotATubeSurfer blah blah blubber fasel blah blubber fasel blah ! You've won the second top comment price :D are you annoyed ? not ? BLAH Spam

[MikeyTheGuitarist]

@NotATubeSurfer am i doing it right

[peytonmanning1288]

@NotATubeSurfer ok

[iFreezer]

@NotATubeSurfer Good idea

[keyanamarquise]

@NotATubeSurfer LOL, the fact that everyone went along with it.

[basalisk335]

@NotATubeSurfer im with you bro :P

[uneducatedboy]

@NotATubeSurfer now you are the top comment. any regrets?

[MicK22ICE]

@NotATubeSurfer Yeah! Fuck that guy!

Oh wait...

[91419]

@NotATubeSurfer

anuses 

[tyco7474]

@NotATubeSurfer trolololololololololololo

[moonmouse21]

@NotATubeSurfer ok... top comment!

[Kylesmithy96]

@NotATubeSurfer Great plan

[noelsoong777]

@NotATubeSurfer wobowqowobwobo

[Hellgrinder0]

@NotATubeSurfer Oh the irony

[Natalthpie]

@NotATubeSurfer Hokay.

[wyv3rn1]

@NotATubeSurfer You asked for it

[Sarssol]

@NotATubeSurfer

Plan a troll.

Get trolled.

???

Profit.

[delevdos]

@NotATubeSurfer I'm sorry.. but someone told me I had to do this.

[kyuubikid213]

@NotATubeSurfer Now, why did I do this??

[kyuubikid213]

@NotATubeSurfer SPAMMIN' UR INBOX LIEK U SED!!

[Struturinn]

@NotATubeSurfer Trololololo

[RScomplexify]

@NotATubeSurfer good idea

[bornaify]

@RScomplexify yea

[bornaify]

@NotATubeSurfer ok! aha

[fireyblackdragon]

@NotATubeSurfer THAT'S A GREAT IDEA

[jaystyles007]

@NotATubeSurfer Its 'replies'.

[iornman123456789]

@NotATubeSurfer i'm sorry sir but I will not reply!

[SafariNiklas]

@NotATubeSurfer lol



[sippaCup]

@NotATubeSurfer So, what counts as a reply?

[GemmaTheDemon]

@NotATubeSurfer good idea.

[TheRealWess]

@NotATubeSurfer sounds good

[chrisprinskou]

@NotATubeSurfer

Say whut?

[ChuckMcChip]

@NotATubeSurfer I think you're on to something here...

[zuziako]

@NotATubeSurfer Sir, yes sir!

[royzenthins]

@NotATubeSurfer fag

[Weeveers]

@NotATubeSurfer ok

[mylifesucksabit]

@NotATubeSurfer okay 

[AwesomeHeavy]

@NotATubeSurfer Your comment was funny, the fact that everyone actually replied back to you made my week so much better. Thanks for the lols bro

[duncanrskinner]

@NotATubeSurfer HERP DERP

[ArtificialGoats]

@NotATubeSurfer giggity

[zbignevshabutski211]

@NotATubeSurfer fuck face or face fuck