Man Eats Beard

[Sherpaful]

did they cut their beards with the lawn mower?

[pandywyeth]

I like this guy. He doesn't try to dramatise the whole thing but just explains what happens. FYI all people with this accent are not dumb - I hate the people that say just because he has a "redneck" accent then he's a dumb in-bred. Respect to you my white brother (who's not actually my brother)

[blong654]

Eat it you fucking slob

[Psycho420x]

I bet he thought the beard was cotton candy.

[jpbroder]

Aww hell. He shops at the same hat shop as Early Cuyer.

[EducateTroll]

DEY TOOK OUR JAWBS

[crazycarnivor]

THEY TOOK YOUR JOB

[Thefastlane425]

This is america people, this...is...america

[kayneforward]

I love it how the reporter says, "they just want to put this episode behind them."...so we put it on national TV !!

[9zBrandon]

Glad to see you stayed strong about it man.

[TheCullousus]

lol stupid people make me laugh.

[tgrfan42069]

this is a travesty no man should be forced to eat their beard.the beard did nothing wrong

[huckingfipsters]

"Big Story" I see what they did there.

[MarkiiGaming]

im on the wierd side of youtube again.. O.O

[GabinRevolution]

Eat your racist hat, too.

[MrGunman11]

Oh that is gonna be one hairy turd, LMAO I wonder if it'll tickle coming out.

[TheGoldenWingLOL]

I feel sorry for him :[

[SaturnEternity]

Goddamn rednecks.

[mammaentillasse]

Stupid Americans, make a sad story all about his beard

[xDratz]

lol

[purpledrank4]

Wait how is this guy's beard being cut off more permanent than a knife scar on his brother's neck?

[Nxsmo]

im at that part of yotube again o.o

[heyyougooutside]

What the fuck is this?

[wookiedestroyer101]

@heyyougooutside american news.

[sivazh]

"They cut ma burd, and forced me to eat it..." Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

[screwattackg1]

OH THE HUMANITY D:

[xXZachCrazyXx]

Before I knowed it! There was GUNS and KNIVES and STUFF!

[hauntinggtumblr]

they cut my beard and forced me to eat it.

story of my life.

[PabloBristly]

I ate the beard off a clam one time

[PabloBristly]

I don't see thebig deal - it looks like he eats often

[andrewmartinshields]

Well he made me eat my beard... Dude sounds like a bitch. Your " friends" would have gotten fucked up.

[feastonmyload]

This man's brother is also his father.

[GichigamiSongs]

"big story."

[thisorthat50]

your body cant digest hair so that is a permant change

[poisonmycottoncandy]

9gag is for faggots.

[theend1245]

@poisonmycottoncandy well said.

[DavidX7V]

9gag brought me here

[BlackBoxOfCereal]

LOL @ HIS CAP.

[BloodyOctopi]

Say, tell me how good you're sister is in bed.

[neodorkiss]

Oh how funny!

[tordval]

Only in America.

[solarphantom]

"Before I knowed it"... LOL

[butteryfistful]

Why look so stereotypically southern?

[parasynaxis]

Stay classy, America

[MrSupify]

"tonight's big story" and they were sure this was the most important news they could tell people wtf America?

[DrPepper42yes]

I read that as "Man Eats Bread".

[Stackware1]

That man has a silly face.

[Hateocracy]

Mockery aside, I kind of feel bad for the poor guy and his brother.

[vonfrizzell]

I am ashamed to live in Kentucky.

[CaliforniaTD]

@vonfrizzell

Same here. Fairly glad I live in a metropolitan area, but there's still plenty of hicks to go around.

[brid57]

yeee hawwww kentrucky!!!!!



[intheshitter]

how small is this guys mouth. Its like woll smoth

[grundo1561]

Only in America.

[MrSweetTeaTime]

I think they made him eat his brother too.

[JBoY2214]

Damn I'm glad I don't live in the south!

[rebuiltful]

classy

[AdultManBaby]

His head looks like an upside down balloon.

[DaWaff1eman]

Fucking southerners

[heinzie5]

TUK UR JUUUUUUUUUBS!

[JTeede]

Cleveland Brown Jr.???



[locc2daBrain420]

git er done!

[sbulax211]

i came for the face hahaha its so funny=D

[PurePessimism]

Reminds me of Boogie! LOL

[TheDogondone]

"Before I knowd it..."

[saintsrow2gamer17]

I look at his face and wounder... is there a skull in there?

[nappiral]

He's like a fat hillbilly bubbles - anybody?

[voltex12345]

i think even beard was more healthy than what ever he's eating on a daily diet

[AreYouGuay]

fuck, this is like something you'd see on the onion

[CrazyWoWGamer]

America never ceases to amuse me

[suffi44]

haha stupid rednecks

[wingsofmajesty]

I'm so glad I'm not from the south.

[Raceboyx12]

At first I thought the title was "Man Eats Bread" and was unimpressed.

[YourFavoriteTroll]

@Raceboyx12 that comment made me lmao irl

[trollingtrolo]

james hill: cut your beard off derp

troy holt: eat itttttttt

derp: but everyone knows you cannot eat a beard, although, i'm a little hungry, can i haz cutlery and dinner plate plz? kthx

[GreenDay3213]

"EatChurr BUrrdd!'

"no.."

"Eat da Burrddd!"

"no"

(fight begins)

[racheloveck]

Slow beard day?

[Bezi230286]

Co ja pacze ?

[FlinckShinesOn]

West needs More Land on his face.

[Eljaso5293]

I love this guy.

[NoMoSex]

i love this man(:

[SuperJakethesnake22]

He's gotta a small mouth but a nice beard

[TheBadPercussionist]

it's not as long as it was!

^perfect

[tomoyeboy]

i would have loved to be there that night

[lullernab]

His hat says it all.

[420dopethrone]

what the fuck! is this real?

[DJFrancais1]

It weel bey aftur TOOSDY

[drakexcharmer]

WOLL SMOTH!

[degunboy]

SOUTHERN STYLE! 

[TheSchnitzelkiller]

stupid rednecks...

[vikkeTHEfilmer]

1:31 for dey cut ma beerd.

[chrisgsauce]

Can you imagine if an audio clip had surfaced of the fight? "Doo take'r mawer, didn' even ass her faaww it!" "Sertle down Jim, this here mawwer belong to meh just 'bout over a year ago, ain't you gone take it." "Well you some bitch i'll taker mowerr if you done shut yer face i get meh gun and den well you better cawwl the cawwps dem gonne right up in her. ain't you gone run back you hear, back gonna get mawwerr done you summbitch."

[24Rorschach]

@chrisgsauce lol, reminded me of Huckfinn

[Nxsmo]

@chrisgsauce hahahahah

[kevinISaSEXYbeast1]

thats a classy hat

[omgPepper]

They took our jooooobs

[LynxenX]

Before I knowed it

[19400az]

FAT ASS HAHAA

[squish48]

this all happened over a lawnmower...

[monsterjam1227]

do you live in lex

[volnutt333]

SOUTHERN STYLE god my sides!

[volnutt333]

>james hill, troy holt

>lawn mower

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA REDNECK AS FUCK

[RedDaVincy]

How the fuck did I get here from a cleaning infomercial?

[Dzongka]

@RedDaVincy You clicked something.

[quidproquo2004]

Better his beard than something else. Glad he's okay.

[xudnoxaj]

Quentin Tarantino should make a movie about hillbillies

[ModernNorseman]

This man deserves a fucking medal just for looking like he does :)

[theboogerparty]

That man has such a small face for the size of his head.

[HoopStrikesAgain]

@theboogerparty Like me :(

[Smael64]

Justice will be served after Tuesday beginning from 12:00 am to 8 am

[KernelGaddafi]

is that michael moore?



[SonicobbsessedR2]

@KernelGaddafi yes that is gabe newell.

[GrayBoombox]

Southern Style!

[thunderchundering]

Hahahhaa dam this was funny

[HeavyMetalCherokee]

OMG, I knew this boy. Went to school with him. lol.

[JustRawFootage]

He's reppin' "Southern style!"

[Vnix]

"troy offered to buy it form me, for 250 dollars, i paid 20 bucks for it."

wtf?

[Symbiote88]

rednecks

[slightlyoutofreach01]

The South: Making America look that much dumber, every single day.

[Lunarvx22]

America.avi

[misjif2341]

That is one awesome lawn mower. I mean, it gives the wolf shirt a run for it's money.

[thejuggernautbitch7]

bet he'd look like jabba with that beard cut off

[joedsavage]

I thought this was a vid on bigfoot--and from what I just saw it is.

[Milez88]

Now folks, that is one hell of an American!

[fitzpantsenson]

"before i knowed it", omg you gotta be shitting me lol

[fitzpantsenson]

this is what the guy wears when he knows he's going to be on TV?

[rhionna]

DEEEY TUK R BEARDTS

[goatsarse]

fat bitch probably liked eating it....

[appleman1324]

lol at his hatXD

[HappyFamilyPlan]

someone please make an edit with the theme from Deliverance

[jesuslovesmebetter]

EAT THAT BEARD FAT BOY!

[AdventEdge]

'MURRICAAA, FUCK YEAR

[scottybowl2010]

DEY TERK MA BEEERD

[eatmyshorts2007]

omfg this is what a lot of people see typical americans as...

[ibid]

...or it will be, after Thursday.

[PATR1CKBATEMAN]

he could win an award for the worlds smallest face on the worlds largest head...

[quinnhk]

SWEET HAT.

[jakedavidkissTV]

southern style

[HLGxMiner]

Mans phone number: 734-497-8026

[TheArmoredFetus]

@HLGxMiner ann arbor number?

[HLGxMiner]

@TheArmoredFetus IDK, some douche bag. got my number then started spaming me nudes. so i was hoping for revenge but my comment got to many downvotes. sigh. =/

[Nickolai78]

Anyone that does an interview on the news wearing a hat that says "southern style" and has confederate flags on it and says things like "before I knowed it" deserves whatever happens to him. lol

[saintangerinc]

tourettes guy?

[Genis85]

i was raised on the dairy BITCH!!!

[HLGxMiner]

i find this easy to masturbate to.

[gunfan50bmg]

@HLGxMiner

Indeed.

[acunited03]

only in lawrenceburg

[Ch3wyTadpol3]

What if they made him chew his brothers ass hair?

[Ch3wyTadpol3]

What a HAIRY situation he got himself into

[1000maplers]

his hat says it all..

[GreeZy0121]

Before I know'd it!

[BorealNeal]

he got forced to eat his own beard? wowowowowow

[whackedfromcrack]

Russell howard ftw :D

[TheOtakuMusician]

Must have been a beard lover.

[CidVerdin]

Southern Style Hat... Classy...

[CidVerdin]

Southern Style Hat... Classy...

[rodeocowboy]

These guys are from Kentucky and Kentucky belongs to the north, NOT THE SOUTH! Read Civil War history and you'll see that they kicked out the CSA and immediately joined the union in the fight against states rights.

[thndrftjones]

@rodeocowboy you a dummy

[lllllllRobot]

Tues-dee - justice will be served.

[ItzR3zR4pt0r]

its like someone IRL shopped his mouth and made it smaller than it should be

[rathjohn]

He looks like Arn Anderson! lol

[ezodragon]

Dafuq! :|

[treehugger22368]

way to go l-burg :) waaaaay toooo gooooo. REPRESENT! aww yeah! and guess who lives there?

[DTC54]

this is why i live in New York

[MischievousIQ]

Now THATS a slack-jawed yokel!

[lockpicker2k]

Wasn't this a Squidbillies episode? Btw, Early would love that hat!

[Cardboardx777]

Sounds....like a .....Hairy Situation...

[TheDemonofamerica]

@Cardboardx777 YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!

[liquidfreak]

SOUTHERN STYLE!!!

[Xetrez]

He looks like he doesn't need to be forced to eat anything.

[CheetoSantana]

this video would be so much better if they had dueling banjos goin in the background