John Pinette "service please"

[cypresscoach]

Ever since watching this man, when I'm trying to decide, I step out of the line.

[TheErvinjackson]

You're funny my friend...

[BearStar1]

At most of the Scholotzsky's Sandwich Delis, they give you a '' vibrating flashing red light buzzer device '' that goes OFF when your order is ready to be picked up at the service counter! Neato, I'll just stick this device in my pocket and get a thrill from it when my order is ready! What is Up with that! I'd prefer the number system that most places use. LOL

[blackboy923]

you know what they dont have turnips click that next for the love of whatever god you have

[JAyala7293]

"I have to stop and get coffee to stand in line to GET coffee!" hahaha

such a great comedian :)

[nnaatteeks]

Love this guy



[TheLegendarySam]

Remember when stuff was on sale, or not on sale?!

Now we gotta have this card. #IHateIt

XD

[zavnnah]

no zipcode

[Tuskers43]

i love this guys butthole 

[writertrump]

"people at KFC they stare....they have CHICKEN, would you like CHICKEN WITH YOUR CHICKEN"

lmao

[caleb204195]

i hate the card!!!!



[janfan11]

get utta the line

[skuller8]

7 people worked by Starbucks and they dun't liked the show

[mynameispurplezebra]

REMEMBER WHEN STUFF WAS ON SALE, OR NOT ON SALE.

NOW WE HAVE THIS CARD >.< IHATEIT.

[cochranexyz]

Starbucks kills me. Drink better coffee.

[AnimeGirl623]

Everything he says is 100% true!!!

[writertrump]

@AnimeGirl623 k-mart, ugh card insanity lol

[mangobird75]

Dude I hate that card!!!

[MrMartinbpjr816]

SCREW THE CARD!

[AllTimeLove63]

i ;ove his" Get ota the line" voice:P

[kensan9000]

john has his own zip code

[ogrenaught]

7 people's heads exploded

[fbourg95]

ahah Hes awesome

[fbourg95]

ahahhes awesome

[fbourg95]

AHA hes so amazing

[Ministryoflove45]

I'm gonna put an application in for your card...NOO!!! I don't want that CAHRDD!!

[1997juicygirl]

HE IS HISTERICAL. my parents think im crazy im cracking up listening to him

[pentacalhellfire]

LOL

[bubblefishy97]

FUNNIEST MAN ALIVE ! ! !

[theboredredneck]

1:02  open a coffee stand in the lineup for starbucks coffee lol

[zyclonb6]

7/11 has great coffee,its cheap its strong and its fast

[JoshuaDG2111]

he actually swore! no big deal...just never heard him let one slip in any other clips

[steffono3]

"I'll write you a letter and tell you how good the food was."

[thesonicd98]

Funniest comedian EVERRRRRRRRRRR!

[jakebusch]

@mercurymonterey that is so true...  i couldn't do it...

[Cmocuinn1989]

@mercurymonterey You eventually learn to let your contempt for mankind fuel you on

[Fauvist001]

how we do it? its called beer and joints. dont believe me? ask your server where you can buy weed(make sure you say that youre not a cop, cuz they do handle your food. lol).

[LaurenWozzie2]

This is twice as funny to me. I worked in a grocery store and everything he is talking about has happened multiple times. On another note his facial expressions are priceless.

[jqdsilva]

i have to do this next time i'm at startbucks...

"you got coffee back there??? well, drink some of that s****t, let's move it!!! you're givin' me a headache!!!"

lolololol

[koffeekage]

yeah, it is funny how theres always a line at starbucks. there might only be 10 people in the mall but they were all before you in the line.

[julez381]

i lluuvv this guy its awsome family humor that he makes hilarious X)

[odmcarp]

ya piss ya pants, this guy is a riot

[beautiful2006u]

@odmcarp at least 3 times on 2 different videos ahha

[EchoxBreaker]

Foamy and John have one thing in common- They don't like starbucks service!

[mmeweb3411]

One of the funniest comedians ever

[grantbrooks]

This guy is hilarious!

[astrophysics1997]

Every place you go to now they ask for a card. I DON'T HAVE A CARD!!! I HAVE MONEY!

[bladebomb]

I got to see him live omg it was so funny! my stomach hurt so bad from laughing tee hee.

[BeetleBerlin]

When they ask for a ZIP code, tell them you're homeless. That should get some laughs.

[LeCanadienerrant]

It's so true to life that it is scary !

[SuperRatfink]

OK.. This guy ROCKS!

[artfreak57]

go home, get somthing to eat! we'll write you a letter =)

[KirkMouse]

"I don't have a ZIP code" - I'm going to use that the next time I'm asked for one. Ha!

[magicman6181]

HA HA HA HILLAROUS HA HA HA

[crosseyed55]

"WHY!?!"

[Beja87]

"I HATE IT!!!!"

i love it

[Bunnyboo67]

I absolutely love him. Saw him and met him in person in Sacramento. He is awesome. Go John. This is my favorite part of his routine.

[marbledragon]

LOL, I see hundreds of people like this every day at my work, Starbucks. And I can see each one of them seething with the same thoughts this guy is saying. HAwhaw

[lawsturner]

what bugs me is that whenever i order a burger, i overephasize that i dont want cheese on it (to me, hot cheese is the same as sour milk), so il tell these kids 4 or 5 times not to put cheese on the burger, and they dont, they put mustard, pickles and onions on the burger, now if i wanted those things wouldent i have asked for them? a hamburger means bread,meat,ketchup,bread, a cheeseburger means bread,meat,cheese,ketchup,brea­d, when did all that other crap become standard on a burger?

[UProvokeMe]

Hehe.. I too didnt like any additions on my bruger back in the day. These days I like it all! But when I order for my kids i simply say: Hamburger 'plain'

That should do it!

[xInwex]

lol I always say "plain" and it still comes fully loaded. I question them and they say "Oh, its plain, it doesn't have the 'house sause'" THATS NOT PLAIN. *grimace* I know always have to saw "PLAIN as in JUST the meat and the bun. Nothing else"

[thekillerman696]

at the restaurant i work at thats when we purposely fuck up your orders because you say something a milion times like you think were stupid

[SMITTYALMIGHTY]

one time i orderd a bigmac with no pickles so they gave me a bigmac with just pickles..... are they that retarded or just pissed off

[cooltct33]

What dose that mean? a beeper, Go home get something to eat. We will write you a letter tell you how good the food was

[gallaghervideos15]

no i have money lol

[spichick007]

he is hilario

i ♥ his jokes

o nay nay

[Noodles556938]

I worked at wendys for 3 years when a was a teen, it was very difficult work and people assume you are an idiot because you work there, it is terrible...

[Dreamstrangely]

I can sympathise with that.. I didnt work for 3 years but long enough to experience that! Oy..

[C87andT88]

getoutoftheline lol

[ijaylene]

I love JP, he's hilarious!

[cafeledavid]

they should be nice i take great offense when someone is rude when i am a customer, if it wasnt for customers, they wouldnt have a job

[oxymoron2727]

i see your point but i worked fast food (taco bell) for 4 YEARS lol and after a while its like a prison in there dude. u never get to move ur legs and its like high school all over again (gossip)

[chapmanmerchant]

Good on you man for losing the weight that you have. Love the comdiy man keep it comon your one of my favorites.

[Violet1974]

LOL He's so funny!

[breakingbenjaman12]

give me a sit up! jhon: oh nay nay!

[SukiTien]

He is amazing live. I got to see him in Birmingham at the Comedy Club.  Awesome! :)

[0takuN64]

lol so great!!! i gotta get his new dvd!!!

[ptreiber16]

i give you money you give me my stuff!!!

[darthvater13]

Sweet 13 out of 10.

[callofktulu68]

get outta the line!

[17HellBlazer17]

lol he needs coffee to get coffee thats an epic win;P

[penman192837465]

I love this guy, he is so f***ing funny. I want to see him live where is he going to be next?

[ninjastefano]

at an all-you-can-eat buffet near you ;)

[roboyurch88]

hah nice one

[daddysboicub]

john is hilarious, can't wait to see him in october. a lot of what he talks about is so true..."do you have our card?" LOL

[xxxxMemphisxxxx]

"you got coffe up there well drink some of the shit and lets get moving" LOL

[popers25]

The no zip-code part was funny as hell

[JessieLynn5577]

He's specifically talking about Safeway.

[mercman8888]

No zip code, no zip code, no zip code! LOL

[joe4stuff]

lol

[sliverazuria]

He's hillarious. =P

And he's lost alot of weight.

[lewaondrugs]

im going to see him soon.. live

[sthom9461]

where???? please tell me i have to know

[incubus427]

what happened to the full 'get outta line' bit?

[theshermancrossing]

Thats part of a different show. Shouldn't be too hard to find on here though.

[DeadBreed08]

they have i as like (full length)

[BlueGolem10384]

The cards from hell

[blkbltkyle]

u got coffee back there?! then drink sum of that shit and lets move it!! i got a headache!! ahahhah

[greyranger12]

I hate that card.

I HATE IT!!!

[sweetsoccerstar]

Would you like chicken or chicken?

[MetsRangers1987]

GET OFF THE LINEEE!!!!

[bmjake]

this is the funniest man ever alive.

100/10

i love this vid!!!

[chocolategirls1996]

ik me too he is the funniest man alive

[Nostalgiahatesme]

Wow, he's lost weight.

[ghttlax]

no! i got money!! lol

[DonLeonheart]

He was in Florida in October. I saw him there, and he was amazing, as usual. I took a friend with me, and we've been counting the weeks every Friday since we saw him. Last Friday was the 7 week anniversery

[wylderck]

John is coming to Cleveland this weekend and I plan on seeing him. Maybe twice. This guy is great !

[palexchick226]

he was in cleveland? as in ohio???? wow.

[1980rules]

he is great! i didn't see him but i live in cleveland

[wildforgod]

hes lost alot of pounds

[palexchick226]

wow. maybe he quits telling people to get outta the line at kfc too.

lol jk jk. where did you see this at? that sounds great!

[palexchick226]

never mind-i see what you mean now.

[DonLionheart]

i love the part about the zipcode

[hannahfan0075]

OMG thats soooooo FUNNY at 0:48 seconds IS HILAROUS!!!!

[sooperiorme]

4 sure

[DKballs]

hes the best