Tobias Funke on American Idol?

[kirerae]

analrapist

[Punk1984Rock]

He should have done the timocil song  that would have been hilarious

[mojangles28]

and secondavly you're too old for us to vote

[DonnerParty1000]

I can just taste those meaty leading man parts in my mouth!

[jamchew1982]

i was hoping he would sing Amazing Grace

[DrearierSpider]

Bet he's a nevernude

[jenova6669]

There's a new daddy in town . A discipline daddy

[XoXoGossipGiRL12]

he wants to be a man's man

[surfingbananas]

Mister gay is bleeding! Mister gay!

[Rawr5649]

he was one year away from being a 40 year old virgin

[newbslice]

it appears i just blue myself

[CrackThoseClaws]

I fucking miss that awesome series. The ending was not much of an ending. Things were still a whole mess. In short, the series should never stop until all humanity dies.

[00korzika]

The one and only analrapist.

[2680Tariq]

WHERE THE F*** ARE HIS HARD BOILED EGGS!

[eLBaRTokon]

boy that Funke is some kind of something.

[poulxeriotatos]

there are dozens of us. DOZENS!

[jessejitahidi]

He was so close, he could just taste those meaty leading man parts in his mouth.

[fuckamericanidiot]

@jessejitahidi hahaha i fucking love arrested development

[TheMeatloaflover]

christians's finest...

[jwicklun]

Should spread the name from the water cooler. SO TIRED ABOUT HEARING ABOUT THAT FUNKE.

[mahjongdanno]

DOUCHE CHIILLLLL

[kagebushinuplate]

Did you want to hear the second verse? There is a third verse!

[tylerprime1]

Really wish he would have worn cutoffs and sang the song from Dr. Funke's 100 Percent Natural Good-Time Family Band Solution!

[macdrizzle051]

I think it would have been better if he blue himself before. He prematurely shot his wad on what was supposed to be a dry run and now he has a mess in his hands. 

[gd1f]

He seemed really committed to the song. Even if it meant him taking a chubby, he would suck it up.

[davemike2112]

2:05

[davemike2112]

2:05

[DangerCoughlin101]

Oh Tobias you blowheart!!!!

[avidnle]

@DangerCoughlin101

^^Blow-hard^^

[darksheep666BR]

@DangerCoughlin101

Fail

[schugs99]

whenever i get a wee bit scared i hum a little tune, hum deedle deedle dee hum deedle doo

[Adamclayton5]

This man ought to check himself into a men's penal colony.

[goerickago]

Amazing

[Treblaine]

Dooooooouche Chill.

[AGDIRGIA]

It is!

[MissAndDie96]

And here I thought it was going to be, "I've been a bad bad man" from Annie Get Your Gun.

[Joe22c]

I want to be... a singer!

.

"Oh I know you're the big singing expert, mr. Simon. Oh wait; I'm sorry, your wife is dead!"

[SirMikeyB]

It's so much like Tobias it's unreal.....

Tobias Fünke: I booked a wonderful spot for the party - the Queen Mary. Perhaps I should call the hot cops and tell them to come up with a more nautical theme. Hot sailors. Better yet... Hot sea...

Michael: [quickly interrupting] I like hot sailors.

Tobias Fünke: Me too.

[dontbelikejake]

lolol im "buy" curious

[Shaunpants]

I love how his outfit matches Paula's. I'd say it effectively hides his thunder.

[autumnspell]

it's good to be back in a queen.

[SuperiorSwagon1]

......Douche Chill......

[WILLOW5033]

Anyone want a banger in the mouth?

[MarideGallagher]

douche chilllllllll

[Spermagram]

....in the most delisioouuus waaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy!

[UWBADGER13]

he's an analrapist lol

[dark2200]

WTF Tobias?

[Maaike2356]

He should have slowly walked out with his head held down, that would have made it complete

[Ipredictariot9]

He'd love to kiss Simon between the cheeks.

[imdbstar]

douche chill :D

[KABLAMMO4567]

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand... scene."

[davesantiagallery]

Douche chill!

[ctastrophe]

He blue himself

[TheresPooOnMyShoe]

You blowhard.

[ctastrophe]

I'll be your wingman...even if it means taking a chubby, I'll suck it up

[TheresPooOnMyShoe]

I was the first Analyst and Therapist, yes it did not look good on paper.

[Tigerhawk1978]

ROFLMAO!!!

[julesf03]

lol nice

[TimboTimTom]

oh this is joyous news

[r6uocs]

Hhaahahahahahahahahahaa

That is TOTALLY TOBIAS!!!

[Propolandante]

I guess you could say I'm "buy-curious"...

[pieguy141]

wow hes such a nevernude, analrapist

[LuZR89]

Totally something an analrapist would say!

[Convoicev2]

Oh...

My....

God...

How is that NOT Tobias?

[darcymann]

how are you?

[harlynsopinion]

LMFAO oh my god! i didn't even think of him as tobias. hahahahaha.

[libiroxmysox]

tobias, i feel like using my body...

well, lindsey, can you please use it somewhere else?

tobias, YOU BLOWHARD!!!!

[UncleMcCrustyPoo]

there are dozens of us! DOZENS!

[yatithebeast]

It's the never nude!

[ieroXrocks]

BUTTERSCOTCH! wanna lick?

[curlyjbebe]

i didnt know he was trying to be tobias funke the first time i saw this. this is sssoooo funny. i love tobias.

[mizziisawesome]

professional analrapist

[theusernamedleah]

lmfaoooo i actually remember seeing this guy on american idol however long ago it was, and he really is tobias hahaha nice catch

[iloveazamat]

hahaha

thatis like tobias twin

is this real or a joke?

[spreadingthecure]

Wow, any AD fan has to give it up to that guy.

[epsilonspacecake]

douche chill

[olson4556]

Douche Chill

[kidhalo]

he was ready to "those meaty, leading man parts"

[hoborebellion]

Tobias lives! BWAHAHAHAHAHA

[mccohn47]

OMG THIS IS TOBIAS HAHAHAHAHA

[stephenie27]

oh my god this is totally tobias its crazy.

[ess60620]

OMG TOBIAS LIVES!!!!!! lol nice catch

[sourfin]

it looks like he 'blue' himself...ad joke

[wearsredsox21]

I remember seeing this and being like WTF? Now I get it hahahahahahhahaha!

[brutusGERMAN]

the perfect Tobias XD

[korovamilkbar123]

He pre-maturely "shot his wad" all over them

[xBriYeon]

Ahahahahaha I totally see the Tobias in him. ;D

[peaceloveandliz]

hahah yeah he sort of reminds me of tobias

[2525cris2525]

okay does simon have an appointment?

Simon:No?

Then simon can get the hell out of here!

(kicks chair) THE HELL OUT!

[msbd555]

He's some poor bastards uncle. The type you feel sorry for but would be happy to see succeed just as long as you don't ever have to see his face or hear his voice for the rest of your life.

[tmua23]

He looks like a man who almost made love to his wife last night.

[en520]

I wonder if he's an analyst AND a therapist

[SoraSol7]

WHAT A BLOWHARD!

[dlane777]

on this song he prematurely shot his wad so to speak... on what was supposed to be a dry run and now hes got a mess on his hands

[DunderMifflin4Life]

HAHA I just watched that episode. probably the best line Tobias has ever said

[youtubaholic]

@dlane777 LMAO

[funeralsummer]

@dlane777 he definitely blue himself with this one.

[Tomasuin]

what a loser! XDDD

I wonder if he is a no-nude too...

[darklord2414]

Teamocil

Even if it means taking a chubby, I will suck it up!

[patto2k]

there's no i in temocil.. at least not where you'd think!

[cthulhu84]

Douche Chill !!!!!

[ccon99]

"I blue myself."

[GrungeIsDead13]

what a analrapist

[ThePurpleMage]

Holy crap. He's exactly like Tobias...

[notamage]

He actually looks more like Dave Attell playing Tobias... LOL

[djordan22]

u use that word alot. like back in the hot tub? im sorry michael, i thought it was a pool toy!

[Frozen121]

omg thats so tobias.

[DickyB79]

Tobias...you blow-hard

[thisemptyjar]

rofl hilarious! even if it means taking a chubby, i will suck it up!

[civil15]

That's enough family stuff for today, lol

[Kirst314]

he's probably wearing cut-offs under those pants...

[itssunnyineden]

he should have had his family to sing about medicinal side effects

[explodingplant]

ahahahahahahahaha

[TheNilvarg]

Even if it means him taking a chubby, he'll suck it up!

[lovemeorh8tme]

Well, Michael you are quite the cupid. And, you can stick your arrow into my buttocks anyday.

[poprocks889]

Lindsay, you;re forgetting that I was a professional twice over. An analyst AND a therapist. The world's first analrapist!

[lovemeorh8tme]

We shant be telling your mother this shant we.

[jerm9023]

I'm afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so I'm afriad I have something of a mess on my hands...

[herbitchiness]

you sir, are a mouthful!

[intenselikecamping1]

I'd like to kiss that man in between the cheeks, so to speak

[munkyboywndr]

Tobias, you blowhard. <3

[jonnyfingers]

Nevernude - There are DOZENS of us!

[thortful]

DOUCHE CHILL!

[dereklearnslow]

Wait, so is that dude...serious? Is he not an actor being paid to act like a dumbass? If he's not, that's the best joke.

[mifbif]

its not tobias

[tk87239]

I wonder if this guy is a never-nude also. He's definitely wearing jorts under those pants.

[trunkszetto]

And second-of-ly, I know you're the big marriage expert. Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot. Your wife is dead!

...

I'm sorry. That was 100% inappropriate, and I do apologize profusely.

[ilikestruffles]

looking for that clip is how i found this

[noahc93]

Best Tobias quote ever.

[Hitchenstein]

do these effectively hide my thunder?

[KABLAMMO4567]

Holy shit it's Tobias Funke!

[NatalieSamazing]

Hahaha very Tobias

[TheVicht]

Even if that mean's taking a chubbie, I will suck it up!

[amontmexicano]

not tobias. retard.

[theGrummster]

... did you even read the description? Do you understand the concept of a "JOKE" ?

I was freaking making a reference. This dude is so much like Tobias I nearly died of laughter.

I never actually questioned whether it WAS ACTUALLY TOBIAS.

/retard/

[gopdiva33]

Tobias: I just need to prove to my wife that I can act like a man. And it's not about sex. I don't just lie there, if that's what you're thinking.

Michael: That's not what I was thinking.

IT'S NOT ABOUT SEX!!!!

I love Tobias, he is the best analrapist ever. lol

[MissusFingerBottom]

THERE'S A FIRE! ..SALE.

[lilhello106]

lol.. that's a good one

[pcbluepunk]

Paula truly enjoyed this one. And she's NOT on alcohol? She's not kidding folks.

[tajarimus44]

His name is also hilarious

[toejam55]

there are literally dozens of us!

[thePWNranger]

Tobias FTW!

[SuperMegaLoser]

hahaha

[barnskiano]

he not only looks like tobias he has the same perfect awkwardness aswell

[nancysparkplug]

Too bad he didn't have on the ass-less leather chaps....

[lynnkitt]

and the unintended gay connotations!!

"oh Tobias, u blowhard!!"

[bajd13]

"even if it means me taking a chubby, i will suck it up"

[morgantown1]

Im afraid I just blue myself

[ChappyDee]

Did anyone notice that Seacrest narrating actually sounded a lot like Ron Howard narrating AD? I can't tell if that was intentional or not.

[BGreenspan]

if he sung "i'm a bad bad man" from annie get your gun, i would have died of laughter

[vidzme]

THERES A FIRE *sale*

[lanakid1]

STEVE HOLT

[FCnewyorkESC]

would you like a banger in the mouth

[Ttran778]

You tried putting one in my mouth this morning mrs featherbottom...

[eternalwabasi]

lol, when he said "and if you don't like it you can get out of town!" i seriously saw tobias in my head. xD

[idioteque59]

HAHA nice find, this is spot on.

Dr. Fünkes 100% Natural Good-Time Family-Band Solution

[EdwardWasAVampire]

never nudes x)

[Propolandante]

He seems to have prematurely shot his wad, on what was SUPPOSED to be a dry run, and he now seems to have something of a mess on his hands...

[ZolRing]

YES! I could totally picture Tobias doing this, awesome.

[dagfunk76]

there's dozens of us.

[Mtheory420]

these damn never nudes with their jean shorts

[ibhotsauce]

AMAZINGGG GRACE ... lol, gotta love him.

[GirlxxInterrupted]

tobais fünke, MD

analrapist

[mat14x16]

He's totally like Tobias! Dr. Funke's 100% natural....

"Why don't you just hop on your cousin's lap there."

[dougsusername]

im sure he wouldn't mind taking a chubby

[DerBademantel]

He'll just suck it all up!

[P5YKO6789]

Allow me to take off my actor's hat, and put on my barbara streisand, ass-masking therapist pants-suit.

[simpletistic]

I bet he is a never NUDE too.

[ToddTondera]

The Man Inside Me, haha.

"If you don't like it, get outta town.."

[alohaprincess]

I bet he's read The Man Inside Me.

[ChooChooTrain190]

Lol its just like him

[wecollide23]

OH MY GOD WE'RE HAVING A FIRE....... sale

[powchug]

i want to hear the 2nd and 3rd verses

[korovamilkbar123]

Tobias, you Blowhard

[serenom]

lol he's exactly like tobias.

It's sad and pathetic, but still funny.

[heroinpatrick]

how arrreee you?

[inbetweendreams92]

ROFL!

[Dexter8445]

Thats not Tobias.

[BGreenspan]

he should have gave them a resume with glitter and a note saying "i know where you live, ha ha."

Tobias ALWAYS has a resume

BOOYAH