NC Neighbors -- VOTE '08

[ThriceP86]

"Hail whites!" lol

[hunyspointcoster]

i love my home town n.c.........but i moved cuz i thought n.y.c would be better but i was wrong n.c is perfect and fuck you if you think other wise

[jbearden]

i vote because i intend to perpetuate the FRAUD OF FREEDOM!

[paulvick2002]

OMG I laughrd my ass off!! Nice use of the media.

But sadley in reality this is just another use of the "Redneck card" by people who want to pressure people with opposing views to theirs.

Nice try.

If we don't agree you sir are a racist that lives in a trailer park and sniffs glue....

Sniff my ass.

[MountAiryNCarolina]

I love it

[ShadrachWTF]

"It's the only legal way to cancel out your neighbors."

How true!

[dustinl420]

:huff: i voted

[NCHaze]

I resent that at least four of my relatives appear in this video. Yay, North Carolina.

NC

[lisamc1617]

hahaha "you know what i'm talking about"

[ImSoConstipated03]

hail whites forever? share cocaine with? GENIUS!

[pataphysician66]

THey look like some of my neighbors.

[disarmedemergency]

yup here from william too

hilarious

[fishiemae]

I saw this on William Becketts blog xD

This is hilarious!

[kellyselena]

Haha me too :D

[yourstrulyjen]

Me too!!! :D

[kupkakeluvr1727]

saaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmme

after coming across it about twenty times, i had to come and favorite it

[jennalovee]

i vote for the future... and for the glory of satan. haha.

[greybeard55]

I'm Mr Grey and I approve this message.

[twangismythang]

Hey, I have a big on Egyptian Mau named Mr. Grey. He bites...lol

[xTheOxx]

That freebaser is awesome.

[guywholikesthings]

Wow. You know an argument is really going somewhere when you start arguing semantics instead of issues. (See below--you can't miss it.)

Funny video. I give it a 5.

[GALEONESPA1492]

as the song says the freaks come aut at night ,the freaks como aut at night ,very true

[Thefameprince]

HILARIOUS!

[TattoodDood]

Get a hobby, guys.

[sovietmonobrow]

I wish I could vote - and just by the way, why is the English National Anthem playing in the background?

[pellinoregentldragon]

because we yanks ripped off the tune for"my country 'tis of thee"

[NorthPlum]

Bicarb69 is right... it's the British National Anthem. Though this particular peice is 'Tis of thee', like Pelli pointed out!

[ellenxsw]

PIECE

[NorthPlum]

pie

[hahayouarefunny]

delicious.

[natelett]

I enjoyed myself. Those were sure some great actors.

[ShadrachWTF]

Looking at the commentary, it seems quite possible that I might be the only person capable of seeing this video as satire. At least, that's how it seems. It's nearly a crying matter that none of you clueless idiots are able to just enjoy yourselves.

[Zeuszgrl]

who was it that said, it doesn't matter who votes, it matters who's COUNTING the votes... ? *sigh* it's ALL rigged, the candidates are "selected" not elected... and we the people are placated with the illusion that our voting really makes a difference, while the Controllers continue to initiate wars of aggression, spending trillions,TRILLIONS,of our tax dollars to do so, and then have the utter nerve to say the economy's busted. what a sad sick joke :-(

[grandmastatus]

Boring, boring, boring, then Gravel reared his glorious head, and from there on out it was great.

[qwilman]

every single one of you is a giant idiot take this retarded 9/11 crap somewhere it's relevant

[voisine]

WTF? Don't listen to this crap. If you don't care about policy then I don't want you voting. Every other person who votes just dilutes my vote by one more. I wish I were the only person in the country who voted.

[johndods21]

you are a moron.  you ... the only person that votes? find some fast traffic and play in it

[JamminJames01]

Hey elkgunner, I've got another one for you. Person A works hard and barely gets by, Person B becomes president and takes person A's money and gives it to the rich. Call it socialism for the rich, which we've had since Reagan, just accentuated during Republican administrations. So, person C wants to become president so he can make it more fair again for person A. That's why I'm voting for C. Go ahead, vote for D, the guy who wants to take even more of your money and give it to the rich. Not me.

[ChurchHatesTucker]

See, this is why I don't encourage people to vote. If you don't feel the need, we don't need your input. But a well done vid. Five stars.

[blobshine]

why is god save the queen in the background?

[pellinoregentldragon]

because the melody for "god save the queen" was used for "my country 'tis of thee"....'cause we yanks were too lazy to come up with our own music....

[officialusa]

excellent video!!

ǝןdoǝd ʎzɐɹɔ ɟo sǝʇoʌ ǝɥʇ ʇno ןǝɔuɐɔ oʇ ǝʇoʌ

[hobbitofny]

Do a write in vote for "none of the above". They all caused our banking crisis by their actions. Party A and Party B both need to be fired. Reject the Presidental race and much BS from the same Congress which created this mess!

[9850lmn]

Google :

"An examination of Obama's use of hidden HYPNOSIS techniques in his speeches "

It's a compelling 67 page report.

Some people are more susceptible....may explain the 'Obama Zombie' syndrome.

[T8R]

lmao

[9850lmn]

Instead of LYAO, you may consider availing yourself the information.

But sounds like you may have been 'had' already, so no sense at this point.

[JeffKosty]

"compelling" to complete f***ing morons, 9/11 truthers, young-earth creationists, and others born sadly bereft of gray matter, perhaps. if not, not. next time you masturbate please do it in your room, keep it there, don't post it on the 'net. yeah thanks bye.

[JeffKosty]

fwiw that was in response to "9850lmn," who clearly ought to be in the ad in this video.

[pellinoregentldragon]

oh yeah....because people who think the government is telling the truth about 9/11 are SOOOOOOOOOO intelligent....

sorry, anyone with half a brain KNOWS they at least had advance knowledge (as they did with pearl harbour) if not planned and executed it themselves (like they did with the USS Maine to start the

Spanish-American War)

[lorezapocalypse]

Its important to look at the facts then form a conclusions, not form a conclusion then look for facts to back it up. If you look for a conspiracy i'm sure you'll find one, but if you look to see what actually happened a government conspiracy seems very unlikely.

[pellinoregentldragon]

then lets look at the facts:

1) jet fuel does not burn hot enough to melt steel supports by over 1000 degrees F.

2) similar skyscrapers struck by planes have not collapsed

3) the collapse occurred in a manner consistent in all respects only with a CONTROLLED DEMOLITION.

4) that a fire capable of melting steel girders could leave a paper passport completely unharmed defies belief

[JeffKosty]

anyone with a whole brain,would base their opinions facts and evidence, not just what they want to believe. hope you find your other half some day.

[pellinoregentldragon]

oh, i've got both my halves, and apparently both halves of yours as well, because i am the one arguing facts, you are merely spouting what you've blindly accepted from the corporate controlled media.

all the physical evidence is completely inconsistent with the scenario the bush-cheney clique would have you believe

all the physical evidence is COMPLETELY consistent with CONTROLLED DEMOLITION.

[lorezapocalypse]

The jet fuel didn't have to melt the steel. Mind you, this was structural steel necessary for holding up the building, the fire just had to weaken it. Its like how hot copper wire is easier to break apart then cold wire...

I mean do you really think that the Bush administration is capable of pulling off a intricite conspiracy against the American people? They can't even run the Forestry Service competently. Are they just fucking up 90% of the time to cover up that they are really competent?

[pellinoregentldragon]

when you understand their true agenda, you realize that they're NOT fucking up ONE IOTA. it's ALL according to plan

[lorezapocalypse]

Um, how about you read that out loud to yourself, and see how it sounds.

Even if you believe what you're saying, are you at least self aware enough to see how other people might find the things you are saying to be completely fucking insane?

[pellinoregentldragon]

it only sounds insane to those too ignorant to stady history.

those who study history readily perceive that this shit has gone on for centuries.

[lorezapocalypse]

Look it, I consider myself rational and reasonably intelligent, and certainly nobody has told me anything through out my life to call those assumptions into question. I am a student of history, from Herodotus to the Hapsburgs, to even a bit of Chinese.

Your response was to call me ignorant. My question is if you are self aware enough to see how somebody who isn't ignorant or stupid could see what you're talking about and think its completely nuts?

[pellinoregentldragon]

only to those who refuse to look at the facts objectively and rationally.

it's hard to be honest with oneself about what the evidence actually says.

yes, to confront the truth involves cognitive dissonance--we have to break through the illusion that our government is made up of kind happy wonderful people who love us and don't want to turn us all into their slaves and cattle.

[lorezapocalypse]

Another non-answer to my question. You're starting to sound down right Republican in defense of your position.

I'm going to have to assume your answer is that you're not self aware enough to entertain other view points besides your own. You can only disparage those who think differently from you, which doesn't speak well for the validity of your view point. Objectivity derives from the word object, meaning something objective has an empirical basis in reality, speculation is not objective.

[EarthboundSpiral]

Wow, Loreza. I think you just defined modern Republicanism!

REPUBLICANS - A collection of non self-aware persons who disparage those who think differently from themselves and who consistently deny reality.

[lorezapocalypse]

I was talking to a truther, but there are parallels to how all dogmatic people think, left and right.

Most people, i've found, tend to challenge what they think to scrutiny and alternative view points, because how will they know what they believe is true if it can't stand up to their own scrutiny? When people lose the ability to comprehend and formulate other points of view it usually means they have their ego tied up in their position being right. narrow focus, dogmatic intent.

[pellinoregentldragon]

i can UNDERSTAND a point of view without subscribing to it.

i

UNDERSTAND that the truth about 9/11 is inconceivable to the average person because they simply don't want to believe that elements within our government could have orchestrated such an atrocity.

unfortunately it is those who believe the government's account of those attacks whose beliefs do not stand up to scrutiny.

google "architects and engineers for 9/11 truth"

[pellinoregentldragon]

actually, that's the description of the bulk of americans.

[pellinoregentldragon]

complete double-speak. you're arguing that black is white. i'm arguing physical evidence.

i am self-aware enough to know that the truth appears to be nuts to those who believe the lie.

you are not self-aware enough to realize that you believe to be the truth may in fact not be,l nor are you willing to compare those beliefs to see if they are consistent with the facts.

the idea that we have been told the truth about 9/11 simply does not fit the known facts. the evidence doesn't lie.

[lorezapocalypse]

"I am self-aware enough to know that the truth appears to be nuts to those who believe the lie"

Do you have any idea what I believe besides that I'm not a truther? You keep attributing ideas to me that I don't believe like "our government is made up of kind happy wonderful people who love us". I am merely saying that you have an inability to entertain other points of view starting with my point of view.

As for "this shit that's gone on for centuries", got lots of physical evidence for that?

[pellinoregentldragon]

well, you apparently believe that whatever the government and corporate controlled media say is necessarily true.

you apparently believe that men in caves penetrated the most effective intelligence and security network in the world to attack the headquarters of the most powerful military in the world

you apparently believe that the world trade center defied the laws of physics

and the historical record is RIFE with incidents of the elite manipulating the masses into believing falsehoods

[lorezapocalypse]

"you apparently believe that the world trade center defied the laws of physics"

This entire conversation you have been jumping to assumptions, without any evidence, about me like the three you just listed above. As i said in the begining "Its important to look at the facts then form a conclusions, not form a conclusion then look for facts to back it up." You have done nothing so far then form conclusions about me based on very little. That says a lot about you're general thinking...

[pellinoregentldragon]

um, no i haven't. i have been drawing conclusions from evidence, and you have been falsely claiming that i am making assumptions.

my conclusions about you i have been drawing from the evidence of your own words.

you refuse to examine evidence that contradicts your beliefs.

you turn definitions on their heads.

you refuse to acknowledge the inconsistencies in the official story.

in short, you are guilty of intellectual dishonesty on every level.

[lorezapocalypse]

lol, I must have misunderstood "You apparently believe" which speaks to me directly of an assumption.

Let me fill you in on whats been happening, you seem confused.

1. I ask if you are aware enough to entertain other perspectives 2. You say "Of course i can, I know what the ignorant masses think, you think this..." 3. It turns out that I don't believe the things you say i do thus showing that you can't see perspectives.

I hope thats not too mangled in double-speak for you to understand.

[pellinoregentldragon]

no, it's shrouded in outright lies and distortions.

because that's completely NOT what's been happening.

since you clearly don't know what the fuck i'm talking about, why don't you stick your head back up your ass and shut the fuck up?

[lorezapocalypse]

Ah insults, the old stand by when somebody's arguement runs up against the brick wall of consistent, rational thought. Is it any wonder that most Socratic discourses end this way?

However, consistent and rational would not be your words. We've talked a lot about your way of thinking, now let's talk about mine. Shrouded in lies and distortions? I'll entertain that. Show me, and I promise I'll do the intellectually honest thing and admit when you are right without telling you to fuck yourself.

[daverts]

Of course the GOP appeals solely to reason using logic and evidence: "terrorism! socialism! atheism! be afraid, be very afraid! (whisper whisper 'muslim!)"

[lshiple2]

1:22.. possibly the funniest part

[plurp7]

i will vote to give Obama one less vote

[LaughingLefty]

I want a president I can huff toluene with.

[lorezapocalypse]

Palin man i see.

[atwitsend]

FIRE CONGRESS vote them ALL OUT!

[JPPT1974]

I wouldn't want my President to drink beer. That is just me.

[sarniatownreggae]

The first people in the video were genuine. Then came the insanely funny, without a clue, that made me laugh. And finally, the guy that started the video brought us back down to earth to remind us the real reason for voting. An excellent piece all around.

[m8e13]

C'mon - this is pretty funny. It could be targeted to any of our 50 states. Stupidity transcends class, race, political affiliation and most especially geography.

[Kibblesmith]

Trefuckinmendous.

[TomRyanFilms]

McCain voter fraud! It's happening right now! Check my channel for more info!

[melmovielover09]

cool i live in north carolina thank god i love this place i'd never leave

Melissa mulchi Nc usa

[BenjaminBarak]

Love this. Great job

[zeusthecow]

Yeah, that hog farmer guy was my attorney. I wondered where he went.

[unclelaffo]

No I'm not yer Attorney.

[petenice666]

A little strange to mix the wonky with the serious at the end. I would gone wonky earlier and stayed there.

[RalphReagan]

First, we mark our ballots, we don't punch them.

Second, this video is incredibly offensive to those of us from North Carolina.

[milowent]

glad you speak for all the registered voters in N.C., Ralph, including the 50 odd % who support obama.

[rubyji]

What makes you think disliking the video makes one dislike Obama?

I voted for Obama yesterday (in NC), but I found this video to be kind of mean to North Carolinians. Maybe if it wasn't supposed to be targeted to NC...

[milowent]

rubyji- ok, i guess i see your point. i took the characters as being people you could find in most any state.

[trudytrudytrudytrudy]

Lighten up, Ralph. We have voters like that in RI too.

[JoeMyGod]

As a native Tarhell, I approve this message.

[USPatriot4life]

Make the BUSH TAX CUTS PERMANENT!!

Why should the rich pay more for social programs like education, healthcare, medicare and housing?!?!

The middle class are the ones using these services!!!

McCain 08!!!!

[PGMAMustDie]

Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha.

Die, then.

[pfat0]

Because the rich can afford it. The poor can't. And it's not the middle class using social services, it's the poor that make less than 30k a year. People that make tens of millions of dollars a year can throw an extra 100k into the hat, and still have money left over to a buy a brand new Ferrari and a mansion every 6 months.

[elkgunner]

Funny, person A works hard and gets rich, person B doesn't work hard gets poor, and person C decides the only fair thing to do is take money from person A and give it to person B. The fact that Person A has money in surplus does not mean that he or she should be compelled to pay more taxes. That type of thinking started the communist movement and we all know that communism is a failure. Taxing the rich unfairly is just another form of government oppression.

[sacheson]

yeah.  because it's just that black and white.

[Terry5135]

"Funny, person A works hard and gets rich, person B doesn't work hard gets poor..."

Oh, you mean like, uh, GW Bush, who got rich without even working at all, but showing up to board meetings and cracking jokes until he was fired?

Or maybe you mean that the guy who pulls 100 million a year works 250,000 times harder than the guy who works two jobs, 60-70 hour weeks, who earns 40K. Hmmmm... or maybe you reckon the first guy has an IQ of 90 and the other guy is 250,000 times smarter. Right.

[ANewDayForAll]

Elkgunner, Person A works two jobs and barely gets by. Person B becomes president and takes person A's money and gives it to the rich, indirectly, by getting in bed with Wall Street and allowing ILLEGAL gambling with Person A's already dwindling retirement money. I'm voting for Person C, who seeks to right these wrongs and prevent it from happening again.

[ForgotMyGingko]

uhm, please tell me this was satire... this is satire, right?

humor... ar-ar

[milowent]

no, that white power guy is all over the youtube comments, i've seen him.

[ForgotMyGingko]

that's just scary. I was hopin' that was a joke..... oh man... yeah, the message of this ad are spot-on

[zomgbean]

It was written by a writer from the Daily Show and a writer from Aqua Teen Hunger Force. I think it's pretty safe to assume it was satire, and it's a little disturbing that anyone might honestly be questioning whether it is. Unless that was a satirical comment, in which case, well done!

[milowent]

auqa teen hunger force is also real.

[VideoGuyNC]

I live in Eastern NC (Jacksonville to be exact), and we use scantron sheets to vote. I'm voting Obama. I know this ad is to be comical - but I actually (sadly) know some people like those freaky ones in the ad. I hope NC will turn out the vote. I hope that the racially biased (mostly older) portion on NC can look beyond the hate, and vote for change. Obama 08!

[gugululutoo]

What's hilarious is that the music in the background is the music for "God Save Our Queen", the anthem of the United Kingdom. LOL.

[pommeemmop]

Try "My Country Tis of Thee".. the patriotic hymn.

[maunaowakea777]

you must be a brit, during the revolution, to win the song from the torries the revolutionaries rewrote the words.

"My country, tis of thee.

Sweet land of liberty.

for "B" I sing. . ."

[Ronsonic]

Sorry, we stole that tune a long, long time ago. We also ripped the melody for our national anthem from you.

Sorta like the "British Invasion" bands ripping off American bluesmen.

I Guess we're even.

[iolanthela]

Yo, Limey!

We know it's the tune to "God Save the Queen". But you apparently don't know it's also the tune of our old patriotic song, "My Country, 'Tis of Thee".

"My country, 'tis of thee

Sweet land of liberty

Of thee I sing.

Land where my fathers died.

Land of the pilgrims' pride.

From every mountainside,

Let freedom ring."

Now. There. You're smarter already.

[Vulcanscienceacademy]

know it's trying to be funny, but I'm a little insulted by this ad that was obviously not made by North Carolinians.

We don't "punch little holes" in our ballots here in NC, we mark them with crayons and little glittery stickers and tobacco juice.

I mean, how else can you explain how we elected the racist Jesse Helms to office.

Duh.

[ilovestevienixx]

It depends on where you vote rubyji, here in Winston-Salem we use punch cards still in certain areas. You must live in the fancier parts of the state.

[tinykneeslookatthese]

Genius

[rubyji]

I know it's trying to be funny, but I'm a little insulted by this ad that was obviously not made by North Carolinians.

We don't "punch little holes" in our ballots here in NC, we mark them with a black pen. Duh.

[straintest]

Hi Ruby. I'm from North Carolina (Fayetteville and Chapel Hill) and Dave's from Georgia. We're not carpetbaggers!  Thanks for watching...

[rubyji]

Cool. So have *you* voted in North Carolina? Did I misunderstand the "punching holes" line?

[tbetz]

This video is a sure cure for Electile Dysfunction Syndrome!

[Wisegeorge]

Hahaha every Democrat will assume the morons are Republicans and every Republican labels them as Liberals. The message is VOTE. Now, having your vote counted properly, that's a different story.

[pseudoanon]

Idiocy is bipartisan.

[IowaEye]

Amen, bro! Between the paint-huffing guy and the white supremacist couple, I thought there was something for everyone!

[PGMAMustDie]

Don't forget the Satanist !

[coffeecat73]

whats happening to this country, the wackiness never ends, even when things should be serious. its sad cuz this isnt' a joke

[FrankDelfino]

Great video with a surprisingly powerful ending. Well played!

[TimsFlicks]

I vote because the libs in this video are likely to vote this year, early and often.

[MidnightCardinal]

they are libs? how do you know? I missed the sign on their head that said they were

[Applemask]

You are genuinely insane.

[wilee39]

cant we just laugh without labeling shit? That was funny and pretty ambiguous.....

[nerdmajeure]

We "libs" realize you're just upset because you'd have preferred your version of the "pig on pig" reference. Think about it there "Napoleon" (obscure literary reference likely lost on most GED-challenged Busheep/McCaniacs).

ps

You girls have already lost. Now, stand aside.

[jtgamm]

I'm a liberal, I thought it was pretty funny, but I also am lost on your Napoleon reference.  What were you referencing?

[nerdmajeure]

Animal Farm

[jtgamm]

Thank you, sir. I'm on my way to the library now.

[bwranik]

jtgamm.....You have got to read the classics!

Napolean, from "Animal Farm" by Orwell

[wildwilly1111]

TimsFlicks: "I vote because the libs in this video are likely to vote this year, early and often."

Oh, can the crap and enjoy the moment!

Very good video. The last guy really brought it home.

[domitype]

Brill! Yant!

[snowpants73]

Awesome video. Hilarious!

[rickcr1205]

Ha nice work. I thought the chick with the kids was hawt ;)

[dsfisher64]

There's a bunch of same sex hog coupling going on! HA HA HA!!!!

[RubyStevens]

I'm a native of North Carolina going to school in Raleigh and by god do I ever approve this message.

[djruinerdotcom]

rofl

[susie1895]

I voted because I love those little ovals. Blank empty white ovals SUCK.

[thegoaheadand]

Halibut!

[moistenmanapkin]

very very nice!