Skyrim's Amazingly Realistic Physics

[MonkeyTani]

@Kaveperson230

Ohhh....lol



[CinnamonToastPAWNCH]

oh... so it's sarcasm in the title. Hahaha, if only physics trolled us like Bethesda does.

[DualYel]

so you'd know what happened if hit by a giant? lol

[stylus96]

skyrim is so BORIING !!!!!

[kitfox70]

Best game ever Bethesda great job

[Electricheskii]

At least your heavy armor skill increased.

[spcwarmachine]

MOONBASE!!!

[MrBurkdawg]

It's alright to Fly, Fly, Just fly, Just fly Don't be afraid, Don't let your spirit die

[zhangetsu1999]

Dude, how can u be so sure thei arent realistic? i mean, have you ever been hit by a giant?

[TheSmackerlacker]

@zhangetsu1999 For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction. Things struck downward with incredible force do not fly upward unless they are elastic. Armor plated humans are not elastic.

THAT is the reality of physics, which few people understand. Odd, given that this is taught in most third grade classrooms.

Another thing that few people understand is the rather huge amount of energy required to affect a fully grown human at all.

[TannerWeinberg]

@TheSmackerlacker I wasn't taught physics in third grade...I learned "every action has an equal and opposite reaction" from TV. I didn't learn how to apply it to anything until middle school or so. I must not of had the same life growing up as most people in American society.

[TheSmackerlacker]

@TannerWeinberg Maybe it was fourth grade, but I distinctly recall a classroom session where we were taught about magnetism, and batteries, and all that.

I'm sure they taught physics in your school too. You probably just weren't paying attention. That can happen when you have a boring teacher.

[TannerWeinberg]

@TheSmackerlacker Haha xD very true. I do agree that Skyrim's physics are abit off, but maybe physics just aren't the same in a different dimension/universe? I mean..they have two moons.

[TheSmackerlacker]

@TannerWeinberg Mars has two moons also. It follows the same laws of physics that Earth does.

[TannerWeinberg]

@TheSmackerlacker I was just making an observation xD. If we didn't fly up into the air when weak enough to be killed by a Giant like that, would we simply be launched backwards abit, or hit up into the air less of a distance then fall to the ground..?

[TheSmackerlacker]

@TannerWeinberg If struck with the amount of force apparently displayed here, a human would be imbedded in the ground below, several feet deep at least.

Things that are pushed down, generally go down.

[zhangetsu1999]

@TheSmackerlacker Dude, it was a joke. And i know all of those things :P

[4131025]

I believe I can fly

[Thefishforthedish]

I had an arrow that looked like knee.

it hurt alot when I shot it at someone.

[MrMacbomb1]

Dragonborn...Bullshit thats Airborn!

[magnalucian8]

ROCKETMAN! and it's gonna be a long long time

[Mackay878]

Maybe he died and that is his soul fleeing his body.

[Metalhead12389]

Skyrim won Goty, nuff said.

[TuiDawg]

that was kept in the game on purpose it's meant to be there

[SPARTANx1341]

team rockets blasting off agaiiiiiiiin! *ding*

[Kikarok]

Try it with an extended death cam so you can see yourself come back down.

[TheThoughtVacuum]

He actually died of altitude asphyxiation.

[TaskrHD]

thats what would happen. everyone knows that

[Facewizard13]

"heavy armor increased" too bad you died

[007Theknight]

Insert 2001: A Space Odyssey theme at 0:13

[Nadel350]

@007Theknight xD

[firesoulpwn]

Whiterun. We have lift off. The skyrim space program is a success

[IAmTheStig320]

To be honest, I'd expect a giant to send you flying thousands of feet into the air when he hits you.

[NikoutrBonked]

Ready for the launch!!! 10-9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1 Hmrgprh!!

[misgarbled]

0:12 The statue looks like he wants to say, "Jeez, Dovahkiin... what in blazes are you doing?"

[hunthell]

PIIIIIIIIIGS IIIIIIIIIN SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE

[mandude846]

WERE BLASTING OFF AGAINN

[GoldenDZN]

when nobody's home i like to get hit by an ogre and pretend im a spaceship

[CClaymore29]

i used to be a rocket-propelled adventurer, but then i took an arrow to the knee

[SonicBlueSky]

@CClaymore29 get out.

[InsaneAwesomeTony]

a great way to scout the area

[stinkiaapje]

His nuts are completely crushed

[misiek8912]

Fire in the hole !!!!!!!!!!

[supercrimefighter13]

at least now you know where the giant lives...

[MrSeptigo]

Tamriel space program.

[darrenshan76]

Every time I read the words 'arrow' and 'knee' in the same sentence, I want to choke something too. The irony is we used both in typing that statement. Arrows and knees in a sentence. Arrows and knees in a sentence. Arrows and knees in a sentence. Arrows and knees in a sentence. Arrows and knees in a sentence. Arrows and knees in a sentence. I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee. I used to be a troll with this joke like you, then I took an arrow in the knee.

[Puchinbola]

Dude, great, you improved your heavy armor!!

[codybuck0]

lol description says i want to choke something.... -.- like his penis.

[TOF45TFORU]

So that's how they went to the moon

[XxEpicSaucexX]

0:04- Your acrobatics skill increased.

[XxEpicSaucexX]

I am here to discuss about arrows but somehow i hurt my knee.

[MegaCoolVid]

I used to believe in Physics, then i took an arrow to the knee.

[NLASTAMPCOD]

WHAT IS THIS!...DO YO THINK THIS IS FUNNY!!!YOUR LIKE THE 26 MILLIONTH PERSON TO TYPE THIS FUCKING JOKE INTO THE INTERNET! DO YOU THINK PEOPLE CARE! NO YOU DUMB ASS!!!! AND WHY WOULD YOU WANT THEM TO! YOU WANT TO BE FRIENDS WITH THE SHIT SMEARED MONGOLOIDS THAT LIKE THIS STUPID FUCKING KNEE GARBAGE. let me warn you something...if you ever type the fucking sentence in again i'll know and next time i will FUCKING EAT YOUR LIMBS DO YOU UNDERSTAND YOU PUTRID FUCKING PEACE OF SHIT CUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Roofix86]

@NLASTAMPCOD I was going to say 'he mad', but then I took an arrow in the knee.

[UsirAccessDenied]

every time. every effing time.

[WorldWarS2]

The title is sarcastic!!!!!!,the physics are not very good! Captain Obvious saves the day dun dun dun dan dan dun dun

[freakdudebob]

@WorldWarS2 where's your sidekick, Duh?

[DecoratedEvil]

i used to say arrow to the knee jokes then i actually took on to the knee and idk it just wasnt as funny anymore

[Snowraichu]

Bethesda totally accidentally the physics in this game owo;;; That, or you just ascended to Got Tiger.

[TheTrollerz]

Start fight with giant.....First Nord in space...

[interestingobjects]

Meanwhile, in Africa...

[Thomaspegful]

Level 14 noobie :)

[DecoratedEvil]

@Thomaspegful look at the date... 1 day after the game came out 

[0mbri]

I believe i can fly !!!

[asdfness123]

Giant is made of dark matter.

Club is made of dark matter.

Problem solved.

[Coolguyuno1]

Dude, that's what happens when a giant hits you with hammer IRL, DURR.

[PaaKitow]

next time aim to the knee.

[Raffael900me]

@PaaKitow or ur head with a fuckin deagle

[Deathseeker215]

Flying Skill increased...

[codydog45]

seen legit...

[ShadowTerry99]

I wish it would wait until you hit the ground to respawn. :P

[MrGoatPolice]

Let me guess - this video stole 60 sweetrolls?

[NoTrueFace1]

@MrGoatPolice

lex luthor stole 60 sweetrolls, and that's terrible

[kopykopykopy]

Swampy AWAAAAAAAAAAY

[ismashudie]

team rockets blasting of agaaain "ding"

[Ir0nF1st924]

i once hit a horker with the sword Windshear and it went flying back to Cyrodiil.......oh and i took an arrow in the knee

[fatbeaver22]

@asdfergerful Touche!

[SuperCratoss]

Space men: I use to be an adventurer like you... then i got hit by a Giant

[abram730]

It's called flubber physics.. It so simple it can be run on vacuum tubes.

Z * something large.

[Wildy333]

Did he land?

[HellFoxTV]

I used to make such jokes

but then I took giant's bat into the face

[Shadowking640]

I used to be an adventurer like you...

But then i retired.

[MrFraserFilms2009]

I had a giant chase me to Dawnstar.

Guess all the villagers were eager to sign up for Skyrim's space program because quite a few of them went sky high!

[DemonHakz]

Skyrim Guy-Bring it on giant, ohhhh craaaap

[DoomPhoenix13]

Your light armor has leveled up!

[lasrosblack]

houston we have a problem.

[daniel4lif]

Bethesda should have called the giants "trolls" so then you will get trolled.

Trololololololololol

[Dr3wspr4y]

It appears he flew away in order to escape the giant.

[gaddes01]

@Dr3wspr4y lol best comment ever.

[massivechicken01]

i believe i can fly, i believe i can touch the sky

[ImHeadshotSniper]

Nice air

[knight4linux]

@SkyrimLegoPortal1106 I can't tell if you're really thick on getting sarcasm or trolling...

[dianehater]

FUS RO DAH!!!

[THESUPERDOCH]

SPPPPPPPAAACCCCEE

[lilcasper753]

cool look at 0:3 its a awsome flip shitty majigar

[glupsamja]

You were in space, problem?

[ParadoxIcon]

At level 25, wearing ebony armor, giants still one hit KO me to the moon. Is it just me, or are they simply way over-powered?

[bodfe34]

@ParadoxIcon If you're playing as a squishy mage and haven't put any perks in increasing heavy armor I'm not surprised.

[Mack488]

I can see the Imperial city from here.

[THERAGNAROK777VII]

red faction guerrilla glitch all over again...

[FireHeartSyndrome]

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee hey its a peanut that fell out of my pocket xxxxxxx wooops i swallowed it whole when i hit the ground s***

[HeroAngel89]

i can see my house from here

[Falllingmoon]

0:04 You: Pssh Screw Gravity!

Giant: :D

[l99Kyuu]

@Falllingmoon ASDFmovie xD

[mumuserabi]

When I said the Aviation club, I never meant to the face!

[zafdragon]

Team rocket's blasting off agaaaiiiiinnnn....~

[AZthunderlight]

Never liked gravity anyway.

[marvzster]

Those physics are as realistic as giants.

[iiR3C0Nz]

that happened to me i was I BELIEVE I CAN FLY

[Kozahk]

Well, have YOU ever been crushed by a giant?

Thought not...

[ak121deadlock]

We come here for the dragons not the physics

[asdfergerful]

I used to choke things when reading 'arrow' and 'knee' in the same sentence.

But then I took a projectile in the patella.

[12togo34]

@asdfergerful an ARROW projectile

hey anyone see my KNEE cap?

[awzomeminecraft]

@asdfergerful *chokes*

[Sacrificialist]

@asdfergerful Many Internets for you Sir!

[ShadowSoldior]

It's a bird! It's a plain! No, it's...DOCAHKIIN!

[DKdekes]

lady: is that a shooting star?

man: bitch please, someone got killed by a giant

[TheAirSushi]

You havent seen a person in real life get hit by a giant huh?

[RelativesDistant]

Does anyone kno, why it actually does this ?

[Nifilym]

@RelativesDistant Yes it's a little bug but the creators of Skyrim thought it was funny so they didnt fixed it.

[DalekBen]

COME AT ME BRO

[dinazuar]

Arrow, Knee.

[MrDonarion]

Trollestia sent you to the mooon ^^

[MrDonarion]

i lol'd so hard when i saw this the first time =D

[HuskateerZ]

0:10 i can see my house from here!!!

[maxidpimp]

now you should know what jessy and james felt when they were send flying by pikachu

[TimmotyToma]

When i wanna grow up i wanna go up to the moon! :D

Troll: Why wait!? *HIT*

Me: WUDAFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUU

[Twista1910]

It used to have really realistic physics...

... BUT DEN IT TOOK AN ARROW TO DA KNEE!

[TheBucherwurm]

That's the finishing move of the giant. It has to bee like this and is no bug

[LLocka]

I belive I can flyyy! :D

[asdfergerful]

@LLocka I believe I can touch the sky

[Zeruckiven]

Oddly enough, I'm reminded of super smash brothers. .. I wonder why.

[DragonTrainerAlex]

Downward Strike + Fail Physics = WIN

[SkyrimLegoPortal1106]

No offense, but you call getting smashed into the ground by a giant and flying 100 ft into the air realistic?

[NMHAJA]

@SkyrimLegoPortal1106 ITS A JOKE OMG

[Glarium1]

@NMHAJA tr0ll3d

[WeIsDaTyrantz]

THATS THE JOKE, christ in hell..

[johnjohnnyman]

THATS A GLITCH/MOD/CHEAT U FUCKING HOE.

[solano67]

@johnjohnnyman no glitch i have it on xbox and in my version this happens sometimes

[TheTrueMiner]

Yap, the same happened to me xDDDD

[TheAtomicusBomb]

Hey soon you'll fly high enough to meet the vault dweller.

[TheCrankyCow]

@96Luck they wont

they dont pactch funny bugs

as this is not gamebreaking in the slightist(you whould have died anyway) this whould be low priorty even if they were paching bugs like this

[fatfail666]

I used to fight giants, then I joined the Skyrim Space Satellite System.

[UBIincorporated]

@fatfail666 :D:D and continued fighting from there huh? :D

[89Sylver]

@fatfail666 You're a fucking fag. stfu

[lefoureurdesbois]

@fatfail666 joint The SSSS XDDDD

[reclusivenigma]

everytime someone makes the arrow to the knee joke, a dragonborn gets send to the sky

[brenagwynn]

hey, look ma, I'm flying

[SSJEYMAN]

i have an arrow.i have a knee. (insert troll face.png)

[zexionisawsome]

@SSJEYMAN That rhymes :)

[SSJEYMAN]

@zexionisawsome yesh. yesh it does. was.

[lilblake90]

well....at least he'll learn what it means to be in a helicopter. oh wait....that wood elf guy with the hat did it too.

[dono234]

thats what happens when you miss his knee

[eddieffs]

keep pressing 4



[TheSpangBang]

0:10 totally spread eagle pose

[TheGrolgoth221]

@TheSpangBang HOW DARE YOU INSULT LADY MERIDIA :D lol

[RussellClank]

Skyrim for PC: Where the twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington might just save your life...

[edwinn0705]

everybody knows you're supposed to shoot the arrow to the knee to prevent anybody from doing anything in Skyrim

[johnie1992]

PC bugs...

[MrMagicalmelon]

@johnie1992 Same thing on Ps3 and Xbox360 :)

[MATIAS2HEIKKILA]

@johnie1992 i have same bug on xbox

[MrMarvLP]

@johnie1992 same bug here on ps3

[FloppyCat1990]

I adventurer used like to be, then an took I knee the to arrow

[Saishuteki]

Hulk Smash!

[jecoharman]

i used to be an adventurer like you then i took a penis to my butt

[kdawg3485]

if you wanted realism go outside

[n00bProd101]

0:11 FALCON PUNCH!!!!!