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  • I have a MacBook in front of me, that makes me a professional designer..

  • These people are experts? She couldn't speak correctly, I heard "Umm" more than learning anything. I think I heard her say umm like 20 times.

  • thanks mam

  • um

    

  • Ummmm that's a ummm nice ummm 10 umm year old ummm monitor there...

  • To umm summarize everything, umm umm... Expert Village is a total umm FAIL !!!

  • 23 uumm's and loud bubbles from the screensaver. What I've learnt is 'uumm' you need to improve your 'uumm' talking skills to that or an adults

  • I didn't pay attention, the fish sceensaver was more interesting.

  • Its a ewirdo video ..old pc .. mac.. body builder lady.. wth??

  • click on video about tech. see 1986 computer. thumbs down go away

  • is it me, or she's a body builder...?

    the facial features plus she has huge shoulders...

    if not, then sorry...

  • @impalor1979 Actually yeah. In some other video she showed a logo for a gym she was a part of... no kidding

  • Man, I thought she was hot,umm.

  • uhm uhm, uh, uhm, and this did this uhm, to help um soften, uhm uh...couldn't een watch the video she was uhming so much

  • UMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • those ummm logos were abit ummm crapy

  • She had implanted titties, it would be great

  • DepenTding on?

  • Is that screen saver making bubbling sounds?

  • Dear expert village.... teach me how to shit.

  • hey! i have the same macbook!!!

  • I only see these to troll and look at the comments lol.

  • That's quite the tight blouse.

  • I counted 22 times.

  • she said um 19 times, whata dumb bitch

  • Why didn't she stop the Screensaver ?

  • And that's how to make the *ummm* worst logos I've ever saw.

    I think I've burned my *ummm* retine.

  • Is that a apple powerbook?

  • Thumbs up if you think this channel should be deleted. I'm sick of all this inaccurate information! Bullshit

  • lmao FAIL!!! stupid women with an ancient computer talking about a company that chose blue :/ crappy logos anyway what she showed to be honest :P

  • She looks like she's good at sucking cock, but she really needs to lose the boy-chest and buy herself a bigger set of titties.

  • Gaah, horrible screensaver with noise... Real professional presentation. ~

  • Very typical american way of logodesign 80's style. Lots of gradients en clipart. Depressing really!

  • Those logos are horrible

  • Well that doesn't give any real decent information at all.

    U CAN USE COLORZ IN LOGOS OR U CAN NOT USE COLORS IT DEPENDS

    Yeah, real insightful lady. I thought I'd fill all my graphics with numbers and hieroglyphics.

  • This gave me absolutely nothing...

  • Is she a man?

  • Poor thing, I thought the comments were just being harsh. Ok, watching it all the way through those really aren't good logos. They need to scale small and not be about the graphics - none of those could be acceptable at 50*50px Gradients should be rare on a logo unless they are extremely simple because it's going to dither when scaled. A logo should be usable on a t-shirt(small), print design(med or large), the web (tiny to med.). Logos are very hard to get just right etc out of chars to cont...

  • ....HULK SMASH!!!

  • why is expert village so full of not experts..

  • @andr3w000 hey its just an expertVILAAGE, not an expertCITY! you gotta work with the facts.

  • what an old school screen saver display :(

  • I like your videos!

  • Obviously she's nervous, or has no idea what the hell she's talking about.

    Lmfao says UMM 22 times in 106 seconds...Nice presentation >.>

  • count how many times she says um...

  • Truly appalling. How she can claim to be Designer is anyones guess. No skill whatsoever - How to devalue a profession in under two minutes... Go back to school!

  • Glad to see some one sharing this kind of info. Sorry all those retards have to leave lame comments.

  • Ummmmmm Kool Ummmmmm Lol Ummmmmm Bye!!!!!!

  • lol

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

  • stuttering stanley stuttering stanley

  • yesss! steven king

  • I whoud like to fuck you

  • @Domperoid you know thats a male, right?

  • Tips, Trips and no Tits lol

  • shes so STONED lol

  • her jaw and her bicep!!!

    Does she do steroids?????

  • thank u so much

  • She need to take a course in video design: Tips & Tricks

  • How long ago was this video made? Look at the screensaver!!! Thanks for making graphic designers everywhere look less like an official and degree holding career.

  • does anybody else see how jacked she is....

  • word.

  • really weak, there are clear rules in logodesign an what a logo has to deliver, how it has to function and work, how it can be used in the media and through all different types of printmedia and so on... It's a keyfeature of the corporate design!

    the video I saw here, was talking around without substance...no help for people searching for knowledge...

  • To me, this video is horrible. There is nothing challenging in her descriptions of design and really, her tips and tricks aren't helpful at all. Stop making videos.

  • i'm studying graphic design right now

    to me just sounds like shes rambling

    nothing much to gather from here that one couldn't probably just guess at in the first place.

  • not a very informative video. most of her tips and tricks are pretty common knowledge, some pretty obvious logic type stuff. catch the eye, etc. I feel like i'm in high school ad/graph again.

  • OMG, in time of 106 seconds she said "Umm" 22 times!

    Like I said in previous video, it's so... ummm... professional!

  • these logos are appalling - a strong corporate identity has to be simple and easily reproduced at very small sizes - these are illustrations not logos - there is far too much detail. scale these down to a width of 30mm and everything disappears! style wise they are also very old fashioned - 1970s and 80s. An identity has to be symbolic and suggestive. whatever brief she is given she interprets literally - a good designer thinks laterally.

  • 1:02 Typical: This logo was good until the client messed it up

  • Damn I'd like to tap that!!!

  • that woman lifts weights and takes steroids you can tell by the lines on her face around her mouth Jada Pinkett had the same thing until she stopped taking steroids

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  • Let's see if you can do better...

  • I'd give this trick my tip!!

  • I don't get it.. If you guys were so knowledgeable in this area, why would you be looking for help online? You guys should work on getting a life and getting rid of your personal insecurities so you don't have to go around trying to impregnate others with your low self esteem.. As far as the video goes, she's correct. Color does play a big part in logo design and the process would be incomplete without this information. Thanks for the videos! :D

  • Um, um, um, um, um. YOU SUCK!

  • To show a red leaf and call it 'red leaf' is terribly amateurish. Double comparative?

  • best screensaver

  • ok- 4 things:

    turn down the volume on your annoying screen saver

    learn to speak clearly

    lay off the male hormones

    go away

  • She is fucking bad at speech.

  • Slow down when you talk! It is ok to pause rather than ramble on-and-on with full of ums and ahs.

  • is there anyone who can design a web profile banner with disney artist pictures.

  • I think she needs a teleprompter...

    The biggest logo trick is to design in black and white first (since the client will need a fax version anyway). Simplify detail to maximize usefulness. It has to continue to work at smaller scales ( like a business card).

  • Worst video ever.

  • um Did anyone else um notice that um she said um about i duno um about 20 times um if not more !

  • lol i no :L

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  • I um think that umm if you wanna um make um your own logo you should ummmmm yeh go with what you um think and dont watch um videos of woman um saying UM lol

  • I thought this was filmed in the late 90's (that screen saver shows it) but there is a MacBook sitting in front of her...so it's not actually that old...

  • lame

    .............. she's hot thou

  • what is wrong with people on youtube! geez

  • Holy shit UM.

  • wow that was terrible, and those logos are very beginner and ugly

  • this is THE UMM LADY!

  • Hahaha. This is the kind of person who always gets the job over me because she has a "formal design education." Hahaha.

  • totaly agree

  • I seriously hope no more companies are hiring designers only based on formal education. If those companies had any common sense, they would ask for your portfolio first and go from there.

  • she sounds like a um idiot .wtf is her problem ?

  • um 19 times lol

  • hahaha um an um um um hahha not propesional tobe speeker um um

  • Are you KIDDING me? She couldn't decide if using stars & strips on the "All American" theme was a tip or a trick. It was a FAIL.

  • what a fucking bitch.

  • I have a dingleberry the size of a small plum.

  • um, i guess she's like um nervous?

  • Are any people on these videos actually, um, experts, um?

  • um she needs a gag.

    um she learned how to say um and nothing els.

    um her parents were um to lazy to teach um her english. 8-) LOL

  • "um (cough) im a man um"

  • UUUUUUUMMMMMHHHHHH

  • 21 "um's"

  • That means she says um on average every 5 seconds!

  • um I um counted um 23 um times she went um. LMumAO

  • I lost count lol. LMumAO? funny...

  • lol 8-) Im funny, but she is STUPID! l8 8D

  • uhmmmm......20 years of experience? :)) funny

  • bitch needs a facelift

  • This bitch could use a dick

  • this is the kind of um way that uhh you may um speak uh um um when you're in um graphic um design uhhhhhhmmmhhmuhuhh

  • "um this incorporating a color with black..."

    advice: practice speaking in front of a camera please...or speaking out loud or something

  • listen ho, stop saying UHM. jesus...

  • 21 times she said UMM....

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  • Uhm...

  • Um that was um quite funny um because she kept um sayin this woid um lol

  • uumm, please ummm stop saying.. uuummm.. um, UM!

  • um yh um

  • what the um?

  • um mum um mum um um um... you um to much, you could remix um for this chick...

  • um...

  • 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 damn 21 uhmm's

  • Wow... she is like obama.....

    I umm can ummm be uhh the ummm President of ummm the ehh United umm... um.. States.

  • um you gotta um feel kinda um sorry for um her.

    that was fukin hillarious,

  • oh boy!

  • but what um color is your underwear?

  • I want to lift weights with her and get a sweat and pump going.

  • She has a Job! I assure you. She is all female. So go do it better, then compeat...

  • what kind of employee is this! She needs a penis in her mouth!

  • she is soo hot

  • what the fuck?

  • WTF is up with you and umm ? ! ? !

  • the UMm designs. lols

  • your fuckin dick is showing.

  • wtf is this i dony care this is stupid

  • her body is kinda manly and buff.....id be scared to see her down a ally

  • and um!

  • It`s the Um Um Girl!

  • lol i counted 17 Ums, and im sure i missed some lol

  • She´s got good points in this one so give it a rest. She is designin corporate logos and that means youre not gonna be able to do your flashy/artsy "Look mom i made this!"-type of stuff. Clients often are a bunch of people with no insight what so ever graphicly or stylewise so one has to mostly come up with a consept thats conservative and simple enough.

  • Definitely better as a fitness model

  • Haha yeah I can actually see that!

  • lmao this is crap, thx god i didn't watch this stuff when i started XD

  • How about a video on Tips N Tricks on Video Presentation , like Story Board , WRITE A SCRIPT main points, ans switch of the sound of the glugging fish tank screen designer ,, ,

  • These are the types of logos you would find at a local store or business.

  • I like her better than Paula Abdul, who stutters, smiles, cries and blinks one eye every 3 words.

  • BAD

  • When "YOU" make the next video, think about writing a script so that you don't say um so much...

  • very interesting, but the "tricks" anyone can do it, to enhance the work, as well the tips. but one thing you didn't detailed...BE UPDATED IN GRAPHIC DESIGN SOFTWARES PLUS IF THEY ARE COMPATIBLE WITH YOUR COMPUTER.

  • People: DON'T take these logos as an example. They are bad.

    Good logo / CD designers WHICH are an example:

    Anton Stankowski, Lance Whyman.

    Just google.

  • logos are wack

  • can she speak 1 sentence without stuttering?

  • Pretty obvious she doesn't know what she is talking about.

  • nice milf that i would fuk lmao :p

  • ya id cum in her.....

  • look at those arms...

  • you have to remember that a logo will be reduced in size, photocopied. these logos would be hard to see when made small and all the fine detail would be lost and useless

  • true, these arent good logo's...

  • Yes, the white paper is effective in allowing the image to stand out !

    Bla bla.. Shut up.

  • Stinky logo designs....that lip smackin mug is hard to take. lotta nonsense here