How Do You Masturbate?

[BzkillzXBL]

floor

[ALwayzREaLFOLyfe]

I catch my cum and also use tissue

[skaterobban]

holy fuck ive never caught my cum... my dicks bent upwards like a banana so it always lands on my belly.

[Chris6134]

Take a damned soft planket, while looking at a bunch of sweet nude stripper girl pics with beautiful legs and pussies on the wall, and imagine they're real. Imagine they're slapping you and hitting you while you try to crawl under their ass and kiss it.

[Mingebagz1]

I eat it.

[MaddogRJ]

ugh i decided to watch this video with a few of my friends and my name is ryan and now will be made fun of for the rest of my life thank you billyblack

[billyblackattacks]

@MaddogRJ thats how I roll, so stop catching your cum!

[ThiagoAlvesFan]

I catch my cum as well.. haha! I feel weird now.

[JadeInBlack777]

aw man what an awesome question XD toy in one hand and the other hand on the clit ;)

[DorkyMcLame]

I laughed my ass off when you said the name of your friend and described his masturbation technique--my name's also Ryan :~/

[HedgehogOutdoors]

I can't stand over the toilet, or else it would get all over the wall... And look at you, Mr. Black! You're the only one I know that can get a bunch of girls to tell us how they whack off. Make a video to instruct the losers such as myself XD

[MixxyLeigh]

I'm a girl and I jack off to your channel Billy. you're a hot man

[billyblackattacks]

@MixxyLeigh after reading this and watching your videos...Ive decided to ask you if you want to marry me

[taiomoneer]

lol i just cum in my pants it's fucking annoying u know how slipy it is but i love to do it with my pants on it's more heat for me lol

[ccofmight]

lol sometime I do catch it XD

[DobermansRock]

The best way I know to masterbate I learned in Iraq (we did a lot of masterbating over there). In the shower you want to squat. Use soap to lather up your hand and junk. Using you weak arm reach around behind your leg then go for it. To bad the female soldier would only hook with one guy. That was a long time jerking off.

[kaneMANonFIRE]

sometimes i cum on the floor and mop later. But usally i just cum on my desk chair and wipe it off dry with my sock....

[DgraymanKicksAss]

into the kleenex, i shiver at the thought of "catching my cum" eww man.

[themanwiththepan]

I wipe it on my chair. My chair looks terrible now. It has like 3 gallons of cum.

[Rorschach1212]

I masturbate into a towel usually which is a bad idea because it gets disgusting. I usually rotate from left to right because my right arm is slightly more muscular then my left and that bothers me because I have some sort of disorder.I got a question for you Billy. What kind of porn do you watch?

[WizdredKhalifa]

this is my way/the most efficient way:

1. watch porn, get worked up

2. go to the washroom, but instead of jacking off on/in the toilet, stand next to your shower and jack it into there.

4. turn on the shower, wash it. takes 5 seconds.

5. wash your hands

end

[midaviru]

i catch my cum with wither toilet papre or napkins.

[mikey69xD]

I watch vintage granny clusterfucks, and as im about to cum i do a 360 and shoot it in a container.

[saladfingers123243]

I'm sad enough to own a Fleshlight, but it's better then dry rubbing!

[bangbangbizaro]

i beat off upside down trying to catch the load in my mouth

[QUAAAZ1]

I just shoot into the garbage under my desk, i don't think i could ever catch it lol

[DevanDriftwood]

i fuck myself with a cross.

[billyblackattacks]

@DevanDriftwood ... I love you

[Viktir666]

@DevanDriftwood That's sexy.

[micktrice46]

i jerk off while listenin to "A Little Piece Of Heaven" by Avenged Sevenfold. A7x 4l

[popeyethenailer]

Then wipe Dick off on your mothers curtains.

[popeyethenailer]

Sit on hands until numb then go to town on it

[DylanKiley27]

>Take penis

>Stroke

>Cum into garbage can

>Shower

[GalwayChick]

wow what big eyes you have :P

[TehSatanicPedophile]

I never fap.

[THEFLYINGREDNECK]

honestly...i just let it go on my belly...then place a blenket on it till it drys. the only down side is it gets in your bellybutton

[JTJV2]

I have designated socks that I wear on my cock when I jerkoff. The cum goes into the sock and there is no mess.

[FunLovingCriminals77]

I drive my good times van with blacked windows up to the college campus and ya get the picture

[buddha112]

Hey billy im a tattoo artist moving to ur area if u still need a roommate email me at allen_parker_norris@yahoo.com

[israbiu]

I lay down and watch porn on my mobile phone and bust all over the papers I got bad marks on

[123mrball]

i sit in the chair and wipe all the shit up with my shirt

[123mrball]

i sit in the chair and wipe all the shit up with my shirt

[GrrlyGore]

Dry humping.

[pedro911212]

i masturebate very well thank you

[Raintitane]

I feel wierd now... Technicly i could say i can masturbate anywhere but i think its more of a feeling kinda thing and not a technicality of if you can or will you its all about if you want to masturbate at that time and place.

Cause sex isnt a question its a answer and the answer is yes..

Like my ex asked me if i would have sex in the snow with her and i said yes but we ended up having it in abit everywhere actualy, even in the cold shower. So its all about the mood and how fired up you can get.

[UnnamedAssaliant]

rag or underwear

[xxxGreaseMonkeyxxx]

I just use a pocket pussy pussy fuck that hand shit.

[xxxGreaseMonkeyxxx]

@HEELGARRYZIGGLER

lol.

[TheBorderlineShadow]

I catch my cum, then swallow.

[generosos87]

I just cum in the garbage can. Very simple, concise, and thats were the cum will end up anyway, either that or in the toilet. Wow its so weird I don't feel gay telling you that.

[proent]

imean i usually just jerk off daily so i usually dont ejac that much or far so just goes on my hand then whip it off with tissie .. then wash my hands easy clean up..but if i save it up for few days it goes wherever it goes i aint "catching" that shit in my open hand haha

[deatXbyXchocolate335]

@proent

What's with guys and catching their cum in their hands? s: Girls have to catch in their mouths.

[MGoudatalks]

I usually do the same thing your friend does :D

[6BobVSBob9]

kleenex, thank you.

i never actually touch the cum.

alltough, thinking of all the wierd shit you do with a chick when she pretends to swallow everything, then kisses you, just for a quick payback... it doesn t really matter :) - it really depends on who s doing that, though.

[sinbysin666]

I used to do it Ryan-style. But now I go to the bathroom to finish off.

[Zilo1111]

I'm wearing a motorhead t-shirt right now! Also I'm drunk at 11:00 a.m. so I'm probably not the best spokesperson for the movement of wearing heavy metal t-shirts. But hey, I'm on vacation and who are you to judge, so that's that.

[P00perd00pers]

I have my laptop next to me with my legs spread open and use different types of vibrators. Sometimes I pretend on top of a someone and rub against a pillow XD I try to do different things to keep it interesting.

[piratesavvy07]

I use objects. But since I'm a girl I can't really relate to answering this without getting extremely graphic.

[ihatenegativity101]

i just jerk off normally and wipe off the cum with a white sock or maybe on my girls panties :)

[ElegeantFencer]

I don't do anything uniquely different from everyone else, but I do spread my legs a bit, as I feel it creates the illusion that some girl is getting really aggressive on me. Then I cum on a kleenex. I agree with you that cumming on your hand is YUCK!

*sigh* Talking about this makes me wish that I could have sex already, but I'm saving my virginity for a girl I'll really fall in love with. Most of the girls in my area are too slutty. Yeah I guess I'm a pussy. Heh heh.

[pumphouse00]

@ElegeantFencer pshhh hahaha pusssssy ur afraid!!!!!!! bwahahahaha lol

[ElegeantFencer]

@pumphouse00 Stop- stop laughing at me! D:

[pumphouse00]

@ElegeantFencer hahahahah omg dude seriously stop embarassing urselfffff

[TheVodkaChugger]

@pumphouse00 I hear that you've been fucking with RIMOOREZ, well, FUCK YOU!

[magnacore11]

I pretty much whack off the same method I always do. For years. Lotion. Gotta have lotion. I forget what brand I ran out of earlier but the lubrication lasts forever. I use the net. So sick of mags. Still sick of the collection I got. I usually go to sights that end in tgp. I cum on the floor, but I wipe it up. That's it.

[elwoodamie2007]

Lol, my ex did that like what your friend does. xD

[6BURG9]

i just jizz it on the belly/chest, grab some tp and off to bed

[RMilvae]

I'm a guy. I've never jacked off. I just hump a pillow.

[ChrisGonz831]

@RMilvae lmao nice

[CryptonicNova]

Same as you only i lay back a little.

[ripping76]

LOL.When i was a bit younger.. I would put a hole in the middle of a paper towel and lay on my back..Then after i shot off i would just clean up with my Cock Cape!

[ghostyman666]

I cum on my belly area and use the inside of my underwear to wipe it off as I put my underwear back on. It usually gets dry and stuck in my pubic hair later.

[Bllackguard666]

Hand, lotion. K.I.S.S. = Keep it simple, stupid. Yah, jizz in my hand and go wash my hands. Not like my jizz is toxic or an environmental hazard, lol. For me, it's all visual, so I have to finish with my eyes on the screen.

[shockofhyperbole]

Watch some porn, put on a condom (that way I don't give myself any STD's), and just go to town on my dick.

[XxwhoaitsmoexX]

Okay so I know I'll feel awkward writing this haha but I'll do it anyways. I'm a girl and what I do first is like watch porn...then turn it off and turn on either dethklok or megadeth...or metallica haha. Then I...ya know...rub my...okay now it gets too awkward haha..you get the idea.

[ALECSF15]

i only catch it in my hand when i have sex without a condom

[millerhighlife2112]

Toilet paper

[Dcosw666]

Im a girl. And i masturbate to you Billy Black. Jk. ;)

[FALL4TIMESGETUP5]

i catch my cum

[jclp81]

hahahahahahahahahahahaha

[frightsummers99]

this is some sick shit why did i read this O.O

[pelopota]

I cum on my hand and then rub it all over my belly.

[ghostyman666]

@pelopota I do that sometimes. I sometimes jerk off in to my blankets but I try not to because I don't want people to see my cum stains.

[xxpoisenandkissesxx]

Im a woman, and i masterbate kinda weirdly tbh, i mean every other girl ive seen says shit like "i use the shower head in the shower" but ive tried that and it was bullshit. haha I usually rub on a pillow but i dont do it naked haha dry humping's my thing. LOL wow only on the a billy black video will i actually answer a question like this!

[billyblackattacks]

@xxpoisenandkissesxx and god bless you for it, after seeing you in your videos...why dont you just rub up against me?

[xxpoisenandkissesxx]

@billyblackattacks HAHAH! oh billy black :D dont mind if i do!

[Bllackguard666]

@xxpoisenandkissesxx ROFL, how true that is. Funny thing is, I didn't even hesitate, because it's Billy's channel. Anyone else posting this vid, I wouldn't say shit. Billy just has that way with me...strange.

[billyblackattacks]

@Bllackguard666 thats how I roll...magic lips

[Bllackguard666]

@billyblackattacks haha, fuck yeah man. I get to tonight, GF is off on business...Beer and boobs! Heeellll yeah. Sorta.

[Jezsar12]

@xxpoisenandkissesxx Oh wow, I actually thought I was the only girl who did that.

[undergroundamericana]

@xxpoisenandkissesxx thats awesome

[taiomoneer]

@xxpoisenandkissesxx

lucky pillow

[alleycatttl]

THIS ALLEY CATT .. GREAT VID

[TheMango121]

I find this difficult to masturbate to...

[randomviewer896]

for me, it just lands wherever it lands. I dont even bother wiping it off if it lands on my shirt, or something.

[MrSpaghetti12]

Also yes i cum in my hand

[MrSpaghetti12]

with a cold chicken

[hulloghost]

Usually on the phone with my boyfriend because I can't get off to regular porn anymore. :'(

[Meatsparkle]

I USE SANDPAPER.

[Wes561]

I catch my cum sometimes and other times I cum into the sink.

[allwalledup]

i stand over the toilet :P

[TheVodkaChugger]

No lube, I grab the skin and move my hand and the skin and move it up and down on the muscle, my cum just lands wherever and then I clean it up.

[noblegas90]

I bound and gagged myself , then I rub myself against carpet , and my clit gets hard.

[HangMeThenLoveMe]

I am lazy with mine. Sometimes I jerk it slowly, sometimes i do it very fast till the point where I'm a little raw. My jizz tends to go everywhere, so no matter how careful I am, or whatever, I then have to search for all of it and clean it up.

[Reaper818dn]

Personally..I masturbate with my own spit as lube after sticking a banana in my ass. .Preferred porn : Thoughts of every single Facebook fan/user being burned alive always works for me.

[4ourOne6ix]

i catch the flying jizz with my mouth

[DTPsadus]

well i'm not a woman, but i have lots of ways, i've perfected it as if it was an art

[runemaster123654]

Usually with my hand on my dick.

[DrRandomFactor]

All onto the rug.