RiffTrax w/ Mike Nelson - The Fifth Element

[damnitabelincoln]

these guys were making comedy gold before you fucks could sniff your own fingers. i'd like to see you make a show for ten years AND a feature length film that's funnier

[CASEYMFCOPPOLA]

lmfao the very moment he saw her, papa smurf called lawsuit smurf, and they sued the shit out of her.

that was the only funny part though.

[dignankumar]

The Papa Smurf line did make me laugh.

[MrTomSpencer]

Poor Mike. Sadly, it's not as funny without Crow and Servo.

[eddiejc1]

@MrTomSpencer

Many Rifftrax DO have Crow and Servo riffing along with Mike---but for some reason they insist on calling themselves "Kevin" and "Bill."

[egdeltur666]

this is... really sad and awkward.

and not funny at all.

[CertifiedGooner729]

@egdeltur666 Then why comment? Cause you're a douchebag, right?

[ColonelHoraldo]

It's just odd with one person...

[MSTmike3k]

after watching this I bought the rifftrax,along with Jaws rifftrax,both a great! I can't wait to see the live show of Reefer Madness in the theaters next month

[SnjperWulf]

@MSTmike3k I laughed to tears at that one...and those shorts. Especially when they did the one about grass. When they showed what that kid made out of mud and grass..."WHAT AM I..!?" In Reefer Madness, when that guy was cleaning his glasses, I immediately thought of "Riding With Death".

[harmonyXsuzukaze]

Bill and Kevin should've been with him one this one!

Would be a riot!!

[magog1138]

"Did you know she dated Alien, broke up with him and then dated Predator?" OMFG!!! LMFAO! XD

[PrincipessaDellOpera]

My God!!!!!! Her voice is beautiful!!!!!!!! Wait, it sounds like mine...ERGO IT'S BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!

[nightofhalo]

broke up with alien hooked up with predator lol

[Edgemaster000]

Oh hey....I REMEMBER THIS MOVIE!!!!! Haven't seen it in years. That blue thing still disgusts me to this day.

And that red head girl, can't forget her either.

[JQXJQ]

And they sued the living shit out of her.

[RhiannonLorelei]

I'd like to hear you comment on more of the movie, it was amusing:P

[makydsdaddy]

It's always good to hear the MST-alumni commenting on a movie, but it's just not the same when only one of them is riffing away at it. I love Mike, but it's like Moe without the other stooges.

[typacsk]

I preferred to look at it this way: Earth's very existence is in the hands of Milla Jovovich.

[myronfalwell]

The best riff actually was in the MST3K 1997 summer movie preview:

Crow: Oh, the Fifth Element! Is it maybe a movie about boron?

Servo: I don't know. I only look at that chart "periodically."

[aklev77]

This is Anna Netrebko - great soprano -singing Lucia Di Lamermoor

[PoorDeadBat]

This is my favorite part of the movie and I still find it hilarious!!! XD

[Yabbablabba]

Cinematic Titanic

[Jlee777Numa]

I agree fully.

[i8246i]

Then go WATCH THE MOVIE WITH THE RIFFTRAX OFF

Morons....

[hollyhuffstutler]

I intend to

[brotherjustincrowe]

Yeah, well...I'm a filmmaker, and I don't get annoyed that they're talking over the movie...sorta their job...

[DeadRisingGal]

eat a dick, marina6y.

[Innapropriate782]

You know my brain was always water logged until I installed my skull drainage system. ROFL

[DarkWobbuffet]

This is what the Zoras from Legend of Zelda did before Nintendo employeed them.

[Kemonokami]

Darkwobbuffet: WHY IS THAT NOT IN THE RIFFTRAX COMMENTARY?! Sorry, but...your comment is nothing short of, and possibly even more than epic win.

[oriolemlb]

lol

[b17ek]

damn dude! it sounds like you been holding in a lot of racsist thoghts....cause i must say that was totally unessesary. it always have to be some jackass that tries to ruien a good time!!!!!!!! it 2009 dude get out of your sister twat and join the rest of the world

[BekurahToshin]

Heh, not that Mike isn't awesome, but I gotta admit it's not the same without the whole gang. ^^ Still good though. XD lol

[ChaoticYak]

I agree. It's still hilarious, but I think it flows better when there's someone for him to bounce off...figuratively-speaking, of course.

[daveday2108]

@BekurahToshin ive noticed that, it feels like its missing the "banter" between em

[LegionAnon]

@BekurahToshin They've got Kevin (Tom) and Bill (Crow) in most of the other ones. For some reason, this one is just Mike.

[Nanorobotic]

@BekurahToshin I know, I keep at least expecting Bill to laugh in the background like he usually does. It just seems so lonely. This is why I'm not making any iRiffs until I can get my brother and uncle or another friend to help me, one or two people never seems to be able to sustain the comedy as much as a three person team.

[hamsaini]

omg, lmao, papa smurf called lawsuit smurf, too funny, Mike rules.

[andrewjackson111]

the baseball thing was funny

[LadySpoCoy]

Even alone Mike is hilarious! ^_^

so...

Mike Nelson = AWESOME

anyone second that?

[alexvlk]

I second,

But I still like Joel better, he had that "I don't care I'm high" about him, and even though Mike is VERY funny and was head writer, I just prefer Joel. Maybe he could jump on sometime.

[LadySpoCoy]

I think Mike and Joel together would be too much Awesome in one room ;p

I have to say that I am more of a Mike fan, but I do love Joel and that...high quality ;p ^_^ Can't go wrong with either of them ^_^

[b0ssh0gg]

hahahaha yea he did look REALLY baked all the time, and most of the time looked like he wasnt even trying for the show. at first i thought mike was funnier, but after years of experience, that attitude you talk of makes Joel the winner

[prajadhipok]

Mike and Joel together will be like De Niro and Pacino together

[Blueninja33]

I second, third and-what the hell-fourth that.

[WinnieThePooh54321]

she only sing if you throw her a fish. LOL

[psychoticmortacarn]

Lol I feel bad for mike in this. This just proves that Rifftrax is a lot like sex: It's a lot better with two people.

[EHH246]

I know what you mean. He sounded more like a film historian (which he sort of is) when he was doing the riffing alone. I'm glad he is nowdoing it with his mst3k buddies (and the occasional guest star).

[abridgedfanboy]

Yeah, for some reason Rifftrax works best with two or three people involved in the riffing, cuz the back and forth is a lot funnier than just one man acting like a humorous director's commentary.

[satudor]

i wish i had a blue, trombony balloon head...

[darthzach]

It's kind of pathetic when he is all by himself riffing. Still funny though.

[nickstarks]

papa smurf called law suit smurf and sued the shit out of her. haha

[onomiyaki]

Jim Carrey? The hell?

[7783DEATH]

lol she broke up with alien and then went out with predator

[missprecocious]

ain't the same without the bots :)

[d983394]

It's really not as funny when it's just mike.

the jokes are good but now I know why they needed the bots

[DragonStella]

thank you for refraining from doing so.

[GormanToons]

The character Zorg in this movie is based on Mao Zedong.

[PenisWurst030]

i think he is based on Adolf Hilter ...

[Nessylove]

Hint to the morons commenting on this video: The UPLOADER is not the one talking, Mike Nelson is. Haven't you ever heard of MST3K?

9_9

[dangorig]

Why are you talking over the singing?

[TRIPOLAR16]

great movie!!!!!

Shut up

[InmortalTristan]

Yo!, quite b'°tch!!

[Lananee]

Shut the hell up

[seto007]

This movie kicks ass!!!

[shining46]

again one of the best film of the world with "leon" and both directed by luc besson ...lucky to have him in france...so proud

[luclafor]

What a big looser you are. That's one of the best if not The Best science-fi movie of all time! French-bashing again...

[mst3k92]

what r u guys talking about? That was awesome. 5th element is like an acid trip without the acid

[PumaPumaPride]

lol, "Papa Smurf called Lawsuit smurf and they sued the living shit out of her." LMAO!

[pepitinaa]

voiced by Albanian soprano Inva Mula-Tchako and played onscreen by French actress Maïwenn Le Besco).

[zouliss]

pls..... whot´s song? (name) =D

[skiantozza]

Inva Mula is ALBANIAN !!!!!!

[Danzemuzer]

It's not Sarah brightman! Inva Mula she's a korean singer

[bryabryamy]

I heard... that there were two singers... who were mixed in one... plus come progs XD

[PrinceHusband]

She is albanian, brightman! ^_^

[oo0oo]

lame. these guys lost "it." still love mst3k though.

[evilminagrey]

um I apreciate what your trying to do keep it up maybe try and do some voices

[sexwax01]

noooooooooooooooooooooooo 1:39 minutes of my life wasted!!!

this guy need to understand what is fun from what is stupid

[bezerker4828]

^ this guy needs to understand what spelling/grammar is.

[gamenick923]

the very moment i saw this video.. i thought about suing you for wasting my time D:

[mipeycito]

great sarah brightman!^^

[gamenick923]

i think its.. Inva Mula or Mulu somehting like that.. yeah thats not sarah :)

[baobanshee]

she's not sarah brightman.. sarah brightman has a horrible voice..

[123hubmonster]

You need a new hobby man.....

[GreekDragon1]

She left ALIEN for PREDATOR? I think ALIEN is WAY sexier then PREDATOR X3))

[Raulbikcube]

Isn't "Alien" female? I guess the joke still works though....

[Geezorbee]

If alien only where female, how the hell did it multiply n00b?

There is both male and female aliens

[Raulbikcube]

I'm aware of that. I just assumed Mike was referring specifically to the alien queen from Aliens.

[bunnydesiree]

1/5...cause u cant pick zero

[steviewalkers]

Bloody American Gobshite!

[vtaank]

i a sorry guys I meant to reply to this MD guy

[vtaank]

why the f**k u guys are spoiling youtube now...get a freaking life

[quizno1992]

y r u bleeping urself

no one cares if u curse on the internet

[wesley1125]

Where are Crow and Tom?

[Calistro]

Kevin and Bill aren't in some of them; this is kind of Mike's thing, if you know what I mean. They're both in the Daredevil rifftrack though and that's hilarious.

[hazonku]

Now this one is just as good as the old MS3k days. Way funny, loved the smurf part!

[sweetrockchick]

"She'll only sing if you throw her a fish!"

I love The Fifth Element but this cracks me up!

[Drowzor]

Lol. She'll only sing if you throw her a fish.

[gonzalote]

shut up please..

[PhoebsI]

Great song!...to bad there was an annoying voice interfering...

[Wolfsblood999]

i hate u to the botome of my empty cold soul. the fackt that u exsist efends me, alo the facked that u think ur funny.

[Calistro]

Huh? In English first.

[ianjamesroberts]

Wow, what freak kind of language is this?

[RossiniSoprano]

Italian...this is the Mad Scene from Donizetti's opera "Lucia di Lammermoor".

[Arrowdodger]

"and he sued the living SHIT out of her."

[Hakkai87]

brilliance!  sheer brilliance!

[brunnette16]

shutup your weirdo i luv dis film!

[kufrfangirl]

OMG!!!

[flyacow]

The 1st time I saw that show was (MST3000) 1990:)

[MrCerebellum]

Did Kevin sit this one out? It's kind of weird with just Mike.

[Kth77]

Servo (or at least his voic actor is)

[UrzaPlaneswalker]

Mystery Science Theater 3000, such a good show! I miss the awesome riffing.

[natnonics]

MST rules, I have my life back now!