Crufts - "Lesbians" Dog Routine

[linkfreak210]

its a joke people. take it. the vid is about dogs. not your sexuality.

[webandlife]

Stupid thing. Low level humour

[sweetcatatoniauk]

@webandlife I'm sorry. I suppose a video involving dancing dogs would be improved vastly with a few witty Oscar Wilde quotes inserted instead.

[webandlife]

Stupid thing

[ponthir]

don't the dogs dancing but found the music offensive for the the work that Mary does to her dogs

[sweetcatatoniauk]

@ponthir What's so offensive about it exactly? I'd like you to explain...

[Megacherv]

That's ace that

[jimbobc75]

Oh for god's sake, in what way is this a sport?!

"My dogs can dance" - brilliant, fantastic entertainment, good for you, but it's not a sport!

[JayEey]

In a right thinking world it should maybe get you on You've Been Framed or Animal's do the Darndest Things. But to have a whole show about it? and for people to take it seriously? Its obviously not a right thinking world!

[nickermaker87]

K well, dressage horses "dancing" is a big deal that gets plenty of attention, so.. do away with the Lippizzaner Stallion performances as well then?

[jimbobc75]

You can do if you like, I wouldn't miss them.

On the other hand, give the dogs jockeys and I'd definitely be up for watching.

[mrmushiyi]

and tbh - its pretty shitty that you put the routine to this song...because its fantastic routine. Mary Ray would laugh her ass off though - I know what she's like. I'm not having a go at the vid, its a bit immature, i just wish people would understand HTM as being a very complex sport.

[JayEey]

GET A LIFE and for god's sake have a laugh once in your life! By your logic nothing 'complex' can ever feature in comedy?!

[mrmushiyi]

There are competitions up and down the country to get people to crufts. Mary Ray was the one who first began this sport and it has now blossomed into a fantastic fun activity for all ages, the dogs love learning new things.

[JayEey]

Oh they do I agree. And they hate the beatings and the starvation if they do wrong so they quickly learn.

[nickermaker87]

What the hell are you talking about?

[VictorianLyddie]

What are you talking about?

The dogs aren't beat or starved if they get it wrong.

[JayEey]

No they do it of their own accord. If anything they make Mary Wray do the dancing! She gets beaten black and blue and they dont feed her if she refuses to wear men's clothes.

[mrmushiyi]

Actually, heelwork to music IS a very popular sport that requires a hell of a lot of training as well as a good relationship with your dog. Mary Ray is a leading dog trainer, her dogs adore this sport as an extra thing to do (she competes in obedience mainly) this is actually heelwork to music - not freestyle HTM. This means that this routine had to be 70% heelwork, demonstrating close work, backwards work. very complex.

[Matthewtracey2004]

ummm calm down,,, its only a laugh hahaha

[JayEey]

Mrmushiyi, how much training, pray tell, does Mary Ray receive in order to one day have a life?

[0dw5720]

L-O-L funny

[ryanthelion85]

Flippin funny. I don't know what was funnier, the song or the massive round of applause that woman got for making her dogs dance around her.

I didn't know who Mary Ray was until I saw this. Do people actually take dog dancing seriously? It's not a sport I can see catching on anytime soon (if it can be called a sport)

[Waxthumper]

It's a triunph, this video is fuckin triumph. Anyone who doesn't so little as smile during it has something wrong with them. IE FiredanceBecca, the piece of shit. FiredanceBecca you piece of shit, you absolute piece of shit, I hate you.. I want nothing to do with you ever. Don't reply. Please do not reply, you'll only make my day. You piece of shit, I'm infuriated by you. Your a piece of shit. You piece of shit.

[FiredanceBecca]

I don't understand why you're getting so angry about my comment on a video that isn't even yours. You're obviously a very interesting person.

[gunshinobi]

I find it interesting that you seemingly overloaded upon reading a different opinion. Perhaps your undersized brain short circuited upon reading something disagreeable. Perhaps you should consider therapy...if there ever was a cure for blunt stupidity, anyways.

[Waxthumper]

Sarcasim, christ.. relax stop freaking out at me. Gettin absolutely infuriated by someone only having a laugh. Furious you are, you've lost it! Saying I seemingly overloaded? You need to stop taking people so seriously mate. I liked your term "undersized brain" though.. if ever there was one, anyways.

[FiredanceBecca]

I agree, this is an insult to Mary Ray. I didn't find it funny at all.

[Waxthumper]

Your a fucking arsehole with no even thought concept as to what a sense of humour is. I didn't find it funny at all.. ha ha, made me laugh even more when I scrolled down to find this piece of shit. You piece of shit. You absolute piece of shit. You piece of shit.

[FiredanceBecca]

And you have just proved yourself to be even more of an imbecile who has nothing but a string of expletives to defend themselves with. Well done.

[Waxthumper]

Defend myself against what? I went on the offensive against you, because I'm bored and not being serious at all. Not in the slightest sense of the word.

[AshPalaceMusic]

I think you must be about 60 years old and like caravaning if you found it offensive to Mary Ray...

[manondeklerk]

@AshPalaceMusic Bullshit. This is offensive. and im 18

[AshPalaceMusic]

@manondeklerk Then you must be offended rather easily and live a rather angry life.

[mummyfunster]

Nice combo!

[lamancha2]

So what was the original song?

[roundthetwist001]

The original song was sung by Matt Lucas (AKA George Dawes)on the television show Shooting Stars.

[villarule]

thats class mate

[greigwithani]

This is hilarious and has brightened up everyone in the office's Friday afternoon. Thank you Sweet Catatonia

[jennyandaaron]

THat is bloody stupid putting that song up on there! You basterd!!!!

[sweetcatatoniauk]

Learn to spell bastard and I'll take your criticism seriously

[ColdNova75]

LOL

[venomtwist]

Awesomeness!

[thameej]

Brilliant!! Just brilliant.

[jennyl61]

this is an insult to mary

[ColdNova75]

LOL

[kinkyjon]

Same here. I've got people who won't believe how freaky it is seeing a dog move its head from side to side in time to the bond theme. Please upload the original.

[rosamundsarah]

aw come on pleeeease? much as i like this version, i promised my friend i'd find the bond one!

[kinkyjon]

yes please. Watching dogs dance to a Bond Medley is the stuff of sexy nightmares.

[rosamundsarah]

does anybody have this clip with the original music?

[sweetcatatoniauk]

I do have the version with the original music... but I won't be uploading that

[lovabletigger]

wow i love it.. good job mr;)