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  • HAHAHA

    "Come on guys, that tickles!"

  • Toxic waste hurts Captain "Planet"?.... I thought toxic substances existed in the PLANET naturally....

  • they covered his globe and blocked out the earths energy

  • I like this show :D.

  • I have a friend who is called Kwamme and a friend called Linka. I wonder what they would say if they knew a TV show used their names??

  • Wow. I can't believe I never noticed how flamingly gay he is.

  • who cares?

  • i personally do...but so do agree

  • sorry that was personally dont

  • where the fuck did he get super strength from?

  • Gaia is hot as hell, I would totally fuck her, but she would have to keep her mouth shut, cause at the moment I heard Whoopi Goldberg's voice I would go limp.

  • Gaia is Whoopis goldberg's voice? makes so much more sense now!

    i had a crush on Captain planet!! lol!

  • Where are CP's red boots?He looks better/cooler with them.

  • God I miss Captain planet. Damn I miss my childhood days

  • "THE POWER IS YOURS"...classic shit

  • how thw hell do these kids who live in totally different countries understand eachother? what, they all happen to no english?

  • yeah and they probably had better use of grammar than you.

  • it sounds very stupid: South America, North America, Africa, Asia and Soviet Union :))) Creators of Captain Planet have very rich imagination!:) I live in Russia and I'm learning english for 13 years... I've never heard such strange accent as Linka's, moreover, there is no such name in Russia or in Ukraine or in Belarus or in other ex-soviet countries:)))

  • This series is trying t be epic and international. It royaly fails.

  • ....Dic. hahahahaha. This show is super awesome.

  • Good times, for sure. I remember liking Linka's accent as a kid. :)

  • That is so funny.

    I remember this show back in the 90's. It was my favourite show of all time.

    I made my mum go and buy me rings too.

    I still love it. Such a simple show - with a simple message and a mullet - but hey, it was the 80's!

    I just don't ever remember Captain Planet having blue skin and green hair though...?

  • 90's rather!*

  • the ones who made the show are clearly communists.

    the soviet union is not a continent but a policital union ruled by one dictator more or less.

    it's like having a "hero" from the G8 countries

    retarded

  • To be fair, I think it's more of a case of simplifying it for young people, for whom "Soviet Union" would have been nothing more than "the enemy" at this time.

  • Why is that soviet girl so mean to wheeler all the time. I bet she just wanna suck his cock...

  • nah, i think she'd rather suck kwame's cock...

  • I remember this ok when I was young I wacthed Captin planet at 3:00 TO 3:30 Then Godzilla at 3:30 to 4:00 then at 4:00 to 4:30 Sailor Moon !!!!!! and that was the best time ever during the day all three shows!!!!!!!!!!

  • OHH MY GOSH!!!! ME TOO!! I loved sailormoon the absikute best though!!! Wish they still came on and in the same order!!

  • OH really !!! WOW!!!! that's so cool me too I want Sailor Moon back !!!!! Wow that's cool !!!

  • Loved it! <3

  • it's interesting that in the present day, when the damage to the earth is at its worst, i'm not seeing this show being aired all that much (if at all?)..

  • don't care what anyone says, captain planet is totally awesome.

  • this show is retarded

  • wow

    after not seeing this for years

    i immediatly thought that any minute wheeler was just gonna be like "ayyyyye!" *Fonz*

    haha lolol XD

  • What if they missed him with the watter... XD. Yeah theres so much political shit in here...

  • the theme music brings back memories

  • when i was young i Love this caartoon, Well, watching it as an adult, it's kind of wierd, lol. But it's a Good cartoon, unlike nowadays ones

  • hmm does anyone think that this can be brought back (as it is) and kids will watch it these days??

    i think it can...

  • listen at 5:16 Linka says to Wheeler..."because we care my sweet imperialist DOG!" wtf? lol...this show is so old school cause throughout the whole episode there this american/soviet union tension going on. CAPTAIN PLANET ROCKS!

  • not to just mention SOVIET god thats old when the last time u heard someone say i live in the Soviet union... lol

  • thought I heard that part wrong, but obviously I didn't :D

    well, at least the two nations were unite in something useful for a change!

    also love the advice after each episode... if at least one person started following those tips the cartoon achieved its goal

  • Hehe been crying for 20 minutes now :P ... damn the nostalgia :P. I was like 5 when I last saw this and it was my favorite show.

  • LOL

    Linka ' because we care my sweet imperialist dog'

    SOO political for a kids show!

  • Rather obvious though. As kids we were too stupid to recognize it though

  • haha! crankin the mullet!!

  • captain planet yay!!!!!

    THis cartoon kicks ass, it has a lot too say and good to learn from too, they should make cartoons like this one more often, instead of freaking dumb violent ones!!!

  • Thank you I could watch that again :)

  • the power of heart....id prolly chop my dick off if i had that

  • this is the BEST show ever!! i love it.... and the title track is ssssssssssoooooooooo groovy!!:P

  • best show EVAR

  • did you know that in the FIRST episode, TOM CRUISE voiced captain planet? And Whoopi Goldberg voiced gaia in the first 46 episodes? freaky huh?

  • why does captain planet have a mullet why does he look like tom cruise mixed with kevin bacon how do the planeteers understand each other

  • with the power of heart silly

  • i want to suck captain planets big blue cock.

  • haha ok at 4:37... "the power is yours!" it should add "except when its mine" lol like seriously they are totally useless when he's around... but whatever this show is hilarious and it teaches a good lesson... don't litter and shit

  • Observations ~

    Yes, the kid from Brooklyn sounds like Joey because they're both supposed to be from Brooklyn.. however, Joey actually sounded something less than retarded with his voice. The same can not be said for Wheeler or whatever his name is.

    If Capt. Planet has all the powers enhanced, why do they even need the kids?

    The Earth kid doesn't sound like the typical African-AMERICAN stereotypical voice because he's AFRICAN. Since when can toxic waste and oil be removed by water?

  • the reason they use the kids is to demonstrate that anyone can help. wen they realise they dont hav special powers anymor they find different ways of making a difference and contributing to good... thats the main message of the show directed at the kids watchin the show.. personally i think i did learn somethin from it as a kid

  • Doesnt that brooklyn guy sound like Joey from Yugioh?

  • Is it just me or does the Negro really pronounce the word "earth" weirdly?

  • ha she called him an imperialist dog

  • 1:03 SPARKLE SPARKLE

  • The Adventures of Mullet Man...

  • they should totaly make mulletman a super hero!! that would be awesome!

  • So epic love how the soviet girl says it's not about money, when the american objects to not getting payed.

  • this is the weirdest show ever...... i like teen titans better.

  • Ted Turner? Isn't he the Antichrist?

  • Whoopi Golberg as Gaia makes this show completely more epic than it already would be without her.

    Most awesome show in evarness. XD

  • Well, industry comercials brainwash kids into eating a lot of junk and buying a lot of useless things.

    What is better, a fat spoiled consumist or a person conscious of the Earth and the ecosystem?

  • A fat spoiled kid doesn't go around blowing up oil rigs and industrial equipment. They don't try to push their agenda on other people. They just like cookies and ice cream.

  • fat spoiled kids allow for the system that creates industrial equipment and other things that destroy the planet to exist. do you like living in a world with breathable air, and safe drinking water, or is having a few cookies better than the survival of the human species.

  • Lol. I remember Captain Planet when I was a child. I really enjoyed it, and it played a great part in influencing me to not litter, and things like that. I'm so glad I refound it.

  • ya, this is one of the cartoons that children enjoy, as well as teach them lessons.

    it taught me not to litter. this is the best show from back then.

    rofl, i love the end theme.

  • They really should reinvent the show... animated movie would be cool. It really is possible to make this into live action film too, just needs a good story for it.

  • Man i seen dis show a hunred billion times an dat black guy nevah once said "werd"

  • lmao

  • Of course he's not going to say "werd". He's awesome black from Africa. Not ghetto black from America.

  • I wonder what's he say if he was long Johnson black who's gettin it in with ur mom...

  • Not all Black people from America are Ghetto. Ass hole

  • lol DIC

  • haha i was gonna say the same exact thing and i saw your comment LOL

  • go captain planet!

    solve pollution with violence!

  • LOL AT 3:38! That's what Obama is going to do to the Bush Administration!

  • wind! fire! water! earth! heart!...DEATH!!!...oh you didnt get the memo. im the new guy

  • I wonder if an episode exist of Captain Plannet Vs. Global warming...

    "ahhh I'm the dreaded... CO2 dude" ... yeah maybe not a great idea

  • lol ''imperialist dog'' powned

  • gosh, I used to watch this and other hannah-barbera sorta stuff after kindy at this old lady's house - so many memories. And now we need to listen. Every world leader should waatch this show.

  • Sorry, but the 'facts' in this show are pretty one-sided. Take the dolphin 'training' episode, where the trainers torture the dolphins. I'm an animal trainer, and we use tools (collars, normal, slip, and yes, electric). However, the tools don't cause pain, they're communication devices.

    What I'm saying is, while good intentioned, this show isn't exactly a beacon of truths.

  • i loved this show so much back in the day!

    boooo, we need to go green now more than ever.

  • Imperialist dog i love the sterotypes

  • they should really reinvent this show, or better yet make an animated movie.

  • rofl captain planet is probably made of marble

    lYkE eDwArD cUlLeN xD

    "captain planet whats wrong?!" rofl did you not see him gt pelted with oil and fall out of a plane? xD

  • lmao! Seriously.

    ... I love this show. x]

  • Don't be greedily says Ted Turner The Liberal billionaire who is greedy and most likely pollutes just as much as the rest of us and most likely even more! Ironic don't you think! Gosh I used to love this cartoon! But now looking back gosh this is so Pagan! Gaia? Pagan! And is so liberal!

  • One of them should have gotten the power of...

    Grease fighting power of Dawn Dish soap.

  • LOL! That would hilarious!

  • When I was little I use to watch it all the time until it went off tv.

    I really forgot what it was like the only thing I could remember of it was the theme song! :)

  • he is a bad man 4 life

  • the way greedly laughs, like a pig lol

  • O_o My mind changed the way Captain Planet looked. I always thought he was green...not blue...

  • dat music is so 80's!!!

  • why is captain planet in a spedo!? lol

  • Omg, Captain Planet has a mullet!

  • Yayyy! The Power is MINE!! Captain Planet rules!! Lol, they shud have this show back on. It actually taught me to respect the environmetn when I was a kid, and the rate the world is going, we really need it...

  • If only the leading world powers could work together like the Planeteers...

  • yea. thats so tru

  • we have Greenpeace :P

  • (After seeing Captain Planet be engulfed in toxic chemicals, and fall harshly to the ground) "Captain Planet, what's wrong?", lol!

  • I don't care what anyone says, but I just watch "swagga like us" a while ago and it has nothing on the captain planet theme song!!

  • why does he have a hose in the cockpit that spits out toxic waste? lol

  • LOL, he's a superhero whose whole schtick is protecting the environment and his main weakness is... pollution?

  • how did the bad guy afford that thing, i mean he robably got a big bank loan.

  • Damn bad guy so he's the one that took out the big loan that has bankrupted america! I knew it lol

  • i think if the show was redone for todays generation it would be pretty good. My favorite was the one that they did on AIDS that was really effective back in the 90s.

    Maybe if they redid it they could get better dialog though.

  • good ol' 'DIC' still laugh wen dat cOms on. Lol

  • LOL nothin better then lookin at the word DIC and gettin a laugh out of it lol

  • Lol me too haha. X]

  • Where's his red boots?

  • lol they forgot to put them on though it did seem like he had no toes either or was that just me lol

  • If this cartoon were done nowadays, it would've been effective for the modern generation. I'm not say it's not effective but the cartoon itself is too old for today's kids to fully get it. This show is needed now more than ever with updated design and terms.

  • Whenever they re-do old shows to be more modern they just mess them up and make them corny and awful. Just coz this show doesn't have spooty 3D CGI doesn't make it any less awesome and effective!

  • I understand but it seems that every cartoon nowadays MUST have 3D CGI because that seems to be the norm. I believe that all animation should be effective regardless of format whether its 3D CGI or simple 2D animation.

  • "Sweet imperialist dog"....LOL and the Soviet Union wasn't imperialist either? Though I do agree the United States was still imperialist.

    I like the premise of this show. But like many other American-based action cartoons it's a bit too kiddy and lacking in character. This type of cartoon would be a lot better as a Japanese anime series. Still, I guess it's ok for its time. And yeah it can teach kids a lot about caring for the planet...though in a very gay corny way.....lol.

  • MULLETT!!! :)

    i remember watching this when i was really young with my sister (which is probably why we're really 'green')

    thing is, i dont remember the accents being, so...so repulsive?

    'sweet imperialist dog' ha! thats why i had a crush on lenka ^_^

  • If only people started listening when this came out

  • I cry every time I watch this show.

  • ay he hasnt got his red boots on

  • they should definately have this show on tv now! it would teach kids so much! i love captain planet... "THE POWER IS YOURS!"

  • It's on Boomerang at 5:00 AM, Central Standard Time.

  • Lol @ you.

    It's a cartoon.

    And seriously, in a fight what is he going to do? Tell people he understands nature?

    It has no use. If he had a power that could help nature better than 'understanding' it, that would be so much more useful.

  • Greedly reminds me of Mccain

  • yeah right... like you can find trash cans in the middle of nowhere

  • well i think finding trash cans in the middle of nowhere isnt as far fetched as 5 kids who summon some blue dude with green hair in red undies who flys and likes to clean :P

  • hahaha you forgot to mention the mullet :D

  • and has a mullet :P :) lol

  • yeah the guy with the power of heart deffinately got ripped off lol

    damn this show brings back memories!

  • I've always shared that thought. But he's too much of a wuss to say anything about it.

  • they ought to make a movie for this.

  • "Besides, there are greater rewards than money"

    Says the girl from the Soviet Union.

    Ever hear of CAPITALISM?

    HUH? WELL, HAVE YOU? HAVE YOU?!?

  • :)) I'm sure she did, but hey, at least they (the russians) don't have to get poisoned with all that junk-food from mcdonalds and co., as they have no such simbols of "the growth of humanity". Your comment is funny though

  • go captin planet. i love this show!! they need to play it on t.v.

    im saving the world (:

  • Awesomest show in the world. They should bring it back.

  • hey. whoopi goldberg is gaia. i didnt know that.

  • Captain Planet has the most feminine legs i have ever seen.

    I feel sorry for the guy with the power heart, we all know he got stuck with the worst one.

    This is the BEST themesong in the history of themesongs.

    P.S HI HELEN!

  • BEST SHOW EVER lol - heart is such a crappy power - and the blonde chick calls the ranger an 'imperialist dog' -> bit racist?

  • "heart is such a crappy power"

    Not if it'll get you hot chicks.

  • What... DID LINKA CALL WHEELER AN IMPERIALIST DOG?

    Holy hell. That's the sort of shit that can get a cartoon series pulled entirely nowadays.

  • holly hell?? no chance lol :)))) :P

  • omg ur sooooo funny.

    Seriously. That was a really pointless and stupid thing to say.

  • That's the Cold War for you.

  • I LOVE CAPTAIN PLANET.

  • awesomest show EVER

  • can you really take off the oil on animals with just a splash of water?

  • "Yes, my sweet imperialist dog."

    OK seriously, what the fuck is up with Greedly? Is he some sort of mutant or something?

  • hehe, good times. I remeder waching this whan I was a little kid. it's a bit more cheeser then I remeder but it's still fun to go back to the first shows we watch whan we where little. thanks!

  • Greedley's sidekick is the only in the entire episode constantly going:

    "What the fuck?!"

  • THAT DIC Ad is so annoying. DICK!!!

  • HE ROCKED THE MULLET!!!!!! LOLOLOL

  • hehe hell yeah! if he had his own song (apart from the ending theme ofcourse) it would be Hurricane by Scorpians, you know it makes sense!

  • This show is amazing!

    I grew up with this. haha.

    The end theme is the greatest!

  • Captain Planet has a green mullet!

  • wow... this plot was written in 5 minutes why doesnt the spirit of the earth just fix it herself? 0.o

  • becouse then there would be no story moron.

  • This was already answered earlier. It's because humans are destroying the earth so they should be fixing it...

  • spirit isnt a physical being

  • The most violent environmentalist I've EVER seen... hahaha... Captain Planet kicks ASS!!

  • how strong is that rock? lol i remember singin along to this gay arse song wen i was younger lmao

  • The end credits made me smile when the girl started singing cause it reminded me of when i used to sing it when i was a kid and i still have the captain planet bed sheets somewhere in my house.(I could never bring my self to throw them away.)