This inspired me to write a Christmas song, goes like this:
On the First Day of Christmas my true love gave to me - 1 intersection blocker, 1 stupid bitch, 1 no head turner, 1 motherfucker, 1 no white line seer, 1 jay walker, 1 stop sign blower, 1 yapping driver, 1 bicycling bicycler, 1 fucking idiot, 1 no green goer, 1 no sign roadwork, 1 no turn signaller, 1 creeping crawler, another stupid bitch, and a partridge in a pear tree!
Looks like my daily drive to work. I miss my 74 Dart with the big steel bumpers. Now my bumpers are painted and it would be too costly to tap people into 2nd gear.
lmao! ( I laugh because people don't know how to drive and also they need to redo the driving exams and process) I understand your frustration what is it about driving that gets you so upset?
G, my stomach hurts. This is one of the funniest videos I've seen in a while. Now I know I have criticized you behavior behind the wheel in the past, but under the context you are posting this, it is hilarious.
@The40ounceBMX LOL. Glad yo u are able to view it through that lens. It is getting a little better. Took tie to get this aggressive and , obviously, it's gonna take some time to change it.
@gfreakj G, don't change your level of aggressiveness, just apply it where it produces a positive outcome. Aggression behind the wheel will not produce a positive outcome unless you are in a NASCAR race or something. Aggression behind the wheel will never get rid of stupid drivers or stupid pedestrians, they will always be there, so it is wasted aggression that could be used elsewhere.
@kueefs It can be scary as a passenger.
gfreakj 1 month ago
man this was a good laugh haha
Glideize 2 months ago
@Glideize Glad you enjoyed it. I will have another one coming soon.
gfreakj 1 month ago
LOLOLOL I can't.
BeckyIsWanted 2 months ago
@BeckyIsWanted ;). Glad it made you laugh.
gfreakj 1 month ago
I'm still laughing! "unconditional love" hahahaha!!! It was like it was meant to be!
Carrie3570 2 months ago
@Carrie3570 I thought the same thing when I was making the unconditional love video.
gfreakj 1 month ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
"STUPID FUCKING BITCH"
777kingpen 2 months ago
@777kingpen Such uplifting language I use sometimes. ;)
gfreakj 1 month ago
How about those stupid texting fools who don't pay attention when crossing the street. Just watching them is annoying and i don't even drive.
368Lefty 2 months ago
@368Lefty They are among the many irritants while driving. And then when they get hit it;'s the drivers fault.
gfreakj 1 month ago
Sounds like me here in Dallas. Glad to see that I'm not the only one that can lose it while driving. Great outtakes man!
rvermill47 2 months ago
@rvermill47 Thanks. Glad you enjoyed them.
gfreakj 1 month ago
Sounds like me here in Dallas. Glad to see that I'm not the only one that can lose it while driving. Great outtakes man!
rvermill47 2 months ago
Thank you so much for posting this! U told me u wud and u didnt fail to make me laugh my ass off!
SHIFThoustonTX 2 months ago
@SHIFThoustonTX Glad you got a good laugh from it.
gfreakj 1 month ago
iT JUST WOULD NOT END WELL IF YOU MEET UP WITH ME..LOL.
zookeeper220 2 months ago
@zookeeper220 LOL. I completely understand what you mean by this. ;)
gfreakj 1 month ago
This is gold I cracked up.
manakurei 2 months ago in playlist More videos from gfreakj
@manakurei Glad you were entertained.
gfreakj 1 month ago
LMAO G...
ph70red 2 months ago
@ph70red ;)
gfreakj 1 month ago
Praying for you brother. And I LOVE the title... Wanna Ride?/Road Rage Bloopers.
Got nothin' but love for you!
ChrisHCollier 2 months ago
@ChrisHCollier Please do pray for me. Love you too.
gfreakj 1 month ago
hahahahaha I like how you roll the window down and yell "FUCKING IDIOT!!!"
"DO THEY HAVE GREEN IN YOUR COUNTRY?" FUNNY MOFO BROTHER-MADE MY DAY
iluv2rant 2 months ago
@iluv2rant Glad you liked it. Thanks for putting it up on your channel. Got me quite a few new subs.
gfreakj 1 month ago
"Bitch turn your fuckin head before you turn your wheel mother fucker" LOL Im so gonna make a ringtone outta that!!!
iluv2rant 2 months ago
@iluv2rant LOL. If you do please send me a video of it.
gfreakj 1 month ago
This inspired me to write a Christmas song, goes like this:
On the First Day of Christmas my true love gave to me - 1 intersection blocker, 1 stupid bitch, 1 no head turner, 1 motherfucker, 1 no white line seer, 1 jay walker, 1 stop sign blower, 1 yapping driver, 1 bicycling bicycler, 1 fucking idiot, 1 no green goer, 1 no sign roadwork, 1 no turn signaller, 1 creeping crawler, another stupid bitch, and a partridge in a pear tree!
hunkatiel 2 months ago
@hunkatiel LOL. Very well done. It'll be at the top of the charts as soon as you lay down the track. ;)
gfreakj 1 month ago
Mad funny i never laughed so much when someone gets mad i love this LOL
HotspotOfficial 2 months ago
@HotspotOfficial Glad you laughed. I like entertaining and venting at thesame time.
gfreakj 1 month ago
Sorry should be 2 stupid bitches, 2 bitches, you are a good road rager. You remind me of a Sydney taxi driver
ncstu 2 months ago
@ncstu LOL. Thanks. It's a kill I've honed over many years driving in DC.
gfreakj 1 month ago
I counted 2 STUPID!
ncstu 2 months ago
So I see you have the same kind of drivers in DC as we do down here in San Antonio.
IamTheAntiMartyr 2 months ago
@IamTheAntiMartyr Seems to be world wide from the comments I got here. ;)
gfreakj 1 month ago
Im gonna re-upload this-fucking loved it- i was fkn pissed till i watched this
iluv2rant 2 months ago
@iluv2rant Glad I helped with your mood.
gfreakj 1 month ago
Lmao!!!!!!! Oh my stomach !!
supajenny 2 months ago
@supajenny I'm glad you enjoyed it.
gfreakj 1 month ago
I couldn't stop laughing in some parts of this vid...
Hellhound30x 2 months ago
@Hellhound30x Good. Glad you got a good l;augh out of it.
gfreakj 1 month ago
There are a lot of stupid bitches out there,LOL
blacksncommercials 2 months ago
@blacksncommercials Indeed there are . Especially in our city.
gfreakj 1 month ago
Go back home and start over! :-)
CjDaddyX 2 months ago
@CjDaddyX I would never get anywhere if I did that. ;)
gfreakj 1 month ago
Looks like my daily drive to work. I miss my 74 Dart with the big steel bumpers. Now my bumpers are painted and it would be too costly to tap people into 2nd gear.
hunkatiel 2 months ago
@hunkatiel Bwahahahahahaha! It's people like you that when I see ya'll coming, I get the F outta the way.
AveIvy 2 months ago
@hunkatiel I definitely feel like doing that sometimes.
gfreakj 1 month ago
Nothing a little classical music can't help :)
Great vid, thanks for the chuckles!!
organicheed 2 months ago
@organicheed You're welcome. Glad you chuckled. ;)
gfreakj 1 month ago
I'm glad I don't live in DC. Visited one time and almost busted an aneurysm due to the ridiculousness of the other drivers.
Mauhadeeb28 2 months ago 4
@Mauhadeeb28 Imagine that...DAILY!
gfreakj 1 month ago
love it ...epic 5 stars
70short 2 months ago
@70short Thanks.
gfreakj 1 month ago
"do they have green in your country?" lol Hope you have better day :)
MWJEFF1 2 months ago
@MWJEFF1 I have had many better since this. thanks. Happy new year to ya.
gfreakj 1 month ago
Good shit
lordfredplus 2 months ago
@lordfredplus Thanks.
gfreakj 1 month ago
lmao
Dvicto1 2 months ago
This too funny bro!
gonecyco 2 months ago
@gonecyco Glad you were entertained. Got another one coming in the next couple of weeks.
gfreakj 1 month ago
I love your expressions...hilarious. Who would know that you have such a sweet and caring disposition :)
sdaryab 2 months ago
@sdaryab I know. It's like Jeckyll and Hyde.
gfreakj 1 month ago
lmao! ( I laugh because people don't know how to drive and also they need to redo the driving exams and process) I understand your frustration what is it about driving that gets you so upset?
XmnMetal 2 months ago
@XmnMetal In simple terms the lack of consideration for othe r people on the road.
gfreakj 1 month ago
G, my stomach hurts. This is one of the funniest videos I've seen in a while. Now I know I have criticized you behavior behind the wheel in the past, but under the context you are posting this, it is hilarious.
The40ounceBMX 2 months ago
@The40ounceBMX LOL. Glad yo u are able to view it through that lens. It is getting a little better. Took tie to get this aggressive and , obviously, it's gonna take some time to change it.
gfreakj 1 month ago
@gfreakj G, don't change your level of aggressiveness, just apply it where it produces a positive outcome. Aggression behind the wheel will not produce a positive outcome unless you are in a NASCAR race or something. Aggression behind the wheel will never get rid of stupid drivers or stupid pedestrians, they will always be there, so it is wasted aggression that could be used elsewhere.
The40ounceBMX 1 month ago
@The40ounceBMX Very well said. Use aggression in a productive manner. I need something hanging from my ear view mirro to remind me.
gfreakj 1 month ago
LOL, there must be a lot of crazy drivers in your city.
MsChopperdog 2 months ago
@MsChopperdog Indeed.
gfreakj 1 month ago