Best of Two and A Half Men

[MARTINADBA1980]

ow Mia......Aw my balls.lol

[MultiNTFS]

should've kept the phone and tossed the kid hahahaha omfg xD

[FaiiYaZ]

FIND THE DAMN BOOK! 

[YoukonFlux]

The highest paid writer must be the laugh track.

[bigpoppaverosgeorge]

njbn

[FCKWILLIAM]

CHARLIE WAFFLES ROCKS!!!

[naveensharmanaveen]

awsm,,,,,,,,,,, 

[naveensharmanaveen]

awsm,,,,,,,,,,,

[ducicabg]

474747

[Randomizer903]

I still watch the show. Why? because of Jon Cryer. Charlie may be the focus of the show. But Jon was the glue that held everything together. i ALWAYS thought he was the better actor.

Fuck Charlie, he's over-rated.

[kom72]

@Randomizer903 Agreed! Nice to find someone who has the same opinion.

[d0min0danc1ng]

bring back CHARLIE HARPER!!!

[itsmegp46]

@d0min0danc1ng Thank God, but the show can't bring back the Harper character. He was run over by a train. The only way he might come back is on a platter of Charlie tartar.

[TheChicken86]

charlie waffles :D :D He`s the best...

[magoulianitissa]

Charlie and Jake are all the money!!!

[StarTrekGirl1]

that's not a best of, it's a little part of the best of xD

[TheSuper10rooney]

playing anne frank in the bathtub lol

[JBraggA7X]

"$500? The last time..." "The last time?" "Thank you Your Honor!"

[motocicleta9]

legenda faz bem!

[BillyF1Rocks]

2:20 EPICCCCC

[EDGE123RKO]

i'll be your pimp if you be my biatch xD LOL

[nieves571]

coooool i igree xXXLAz3rXXx

[nieves571]

love u charlie waldon is a clown and u r a great comic actor and a great actor of 2010 i,m sure 2013 u will winner again golden glove emmy where ever u r tigger mary ann

[000Emm000]

oh my god guys what about first looking how the new series will be? I wont make a descision yet -.-

[DuSh4n]

FIND THE BOOOOOOK

[dannidude3]

my penis hole is so big right now

[tori7180]

wow wow wow wait he said alexis lol thats my best friends name

[MARTINADBA1980]

Charlie:oh,Mia.....Aw,my balls.LMAO

[Hartcs]

reruns>new

[MrWillboy91]

6:52 onwards was the funniest especially with Allen on the toilet i couldn't stop laughing thumbs up if you agree

[otamanlvhs]

I never thought of this-Alge-bra

[Jocjabes]

Making alan as the main character is not a good idea in new episodes. Dont the writers know that alan only worked as a sidekick and ppl only laughed cuz they pitied him. No one wants to be like Alan but he's pretty much in every scene. No one likes to identify with a mooch and a miser.

Its like eating a meal without salt but you try to make it better by adding more and more pepper!

[BaffyBackstrom]

i love watching two and a half men.. but two and a half men is nothing without charlie sheen.. i wont watch ne new series..

[axtra92]

why would i subscribe if you stoping the video at the best clip with a fucking sub sign!!! ???

[russelady]

I also am a very big fan of two and a half men but I will not watch this without Charlie. Kutcher and John 2 weak men this really sucks, I did watch the first one and as I said it sucked. And other people that did watch the second said they would not waste their time watching the following ones if there are any more. This will not work without Charlie Sheen.WE WANT HIM BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Waltaro91]

Two and half men without Charlie is dead, he made the show into what is was.

[impalado]

@Waltaro91

I totally agree with you my friend! He might be arrogant, a crack head or whatever but he has that right as he is genius. He is Two and a half men.

[Waltaro91]

@impalado He is genius, his humor totally cracks me up, no matter how often I've seen a episode.

It's a shame they used somebody else to replace him wich is impossible, nobody can. They should've just stopped the show all together

[001TheGuy]

Charlie is the real thing. There is no suitable substitute. If your having a Bar-B-Q and your out of stake. you don't throw a turd on the grill.

BRING CHARLIE BACK !!! Rose faked his death.

[rune199414]

I'm posting this here, cause i don't wanna give a season 9 video more views... but seriously, Ashton Kutcher is even a worse actor than i imagined... Jake was better actor when he was 10 omg -.-

[tazntpa]

"You hear that Alan, if you fling your seed around it gets wasted" - LMFAO!

[0251ochoa7]

What episode was that last blooper?

[chelilandia]

HER FRIKIN MIND!!! hahaaha

[videktolly]

charlie:500?Last time...

Judge:last time???

charlie:thank u your honour:D

[RobStealz]

They're just trying to milk the show for its name, even though the star of it has been sacked. Will be interesting to see how it does this season. And I'm not going to 'refuse' to watch it just because charlie's gone. However BIG MISTAKE! shoulda kept him. Society wants to see fucked up people on tv and he was a perfect example. Wouldn't surprise me if some other new show snapped him up n started taking over the new two and a half men

[neer774]

@dodo8339able

well said buddy

[masterrock1997]

@1939PlymouthRatRod2 good for you :(

[dimsio1993]

omfg u fucking QQ babies stop whining about Charlie Sheen!!! he was a fucking drug addict and he had a drinking problem! on casts he would either be too high or too drunk to make an episode!! or at least thats why i heard. either way now he is gone stop you bitchcries!!

[dodo8339able]

@dimsio1993 "on casts he would either be too high or too drunk to make an episode!! or at least thats why i heard." Just because you read it in the magazine or see it on the TV screen, don't make it factual - by Michael Jackson. All I gotta say. Two and a half men will slowly die won't Charlie is not in it.

[milance2111]

this is the season 6

[xXXLAz3rXXx]

I am a big fan of two and a half men and I will NOT be watching any more new episodes because two and a half men with out Charlie Sheen will be like watching a batman film without batman. I hope that the next series is a flop, I have no problem with Kutcher but come on guys it will suck!!!

[ncisfan1011]

@xXXLAz3rXXx I agree.

[Youngnigga1120]

@xXXLAz3rXXx true true and...TRUE!!

[IamSorryDude1]

@xXXLAz3rXXx Dude u should watch it :) its not that bad .. the scenes are still funny , its not the same without charlie but it doesnt suck :) 

[xXamuto8059Xx]

@xXXLAz3rXXx Okay I agree 100% with you! I LOVE the show but the funniest parts of the series are with Charlie and without him...well the show sucks. I tried watching the first episode of season 9 but stopped watching halfway through because it was too boring. Charlie Sheen MADE THE SHOW!

[MegaKillerclowns]

@xXXLAz3rXXx i like it with kutcher i hate to say but its better now they actually show nudity

[zezimahunter1]

ryan stiles is still funny to this day

[The171Master]

pumcin had XD



[27kaptein]

this is season 5

[guitarluver1000]

This is season 6

[carylgatapia08]

If Charlie's not in it, it's not Two and a Half Men.

[101MrFucker]

ok ill be your pimp if you be my biotch!

[FreekiinStylezz]

FIND THE BOOOOOOOOK!

[sofiespecial]

that aint season 8 ?! ... jake is much older in season 8 and 9 ... !

[adamdmasi]

@therealgoodwin He's the director of the show.

[shrekfan92]

7:12 - 7:59 ♥★ Love how Charlie does it :) 

[hpanagos]

I want Charlie back on the show!!!!!!!!!

[thesuferboy01]

alan would say to me

hey, you live in the boo

[emfilamusicsk]

500 dollars? but last time......last time? ......oooh thank u

[Jade7843498]

jake is so cute XD

[Harvin87]

How do you feel about bushes Herb?

[ptwick123]

what episode is 7:20 from

[deadlyninjabananas]

this may be season 5 and not season 8 or 9 but this was charlie sheen at his greatest!! he will be greatly missed and ashton cant even compare to charlie!!

[mrcamera83]

I freggel like a banana.:)

[bdonbdsful]

what can i say dad? its a big house and a little book...XD

[Megankxx]

HERB<3

[Cornampoo]

Heads up, he's losing it!

[koolmatt2011]

Season 5

[ThePhoxie]

WIch season is this?

[ikilledjesus2]

ashton kutcher is just gonna ruin the show

no one can replace charlie sheen

[atkef2]

this isnt season 8 u motherfuck

[WasserKaiser]

Charlie Harper dies in the new season. Charlie was a brilliant actor but he has overdone it. Let's hope the series continues to bring a lot of fun.

[therealgoodwin]

i totally agree 've just seen a cover of season 8 with kutcher on it kinda makes me sick already

[therealgoodwin]

A SHAME that Chuck Lorre even allows to continue the show without Charlie. Also very disappointed by Jon Cryer and the rest of the actors for being that disloyal to Sheen. Be that as it may, Two and a half Men will turn into one and a half - with half of the wit. Not gonna watch it. I miss you, Charlie.

[jc11regnier]

@therealgoodwin the worst part of it is that Ashton Kutcher will be in it. The show is officially dead

[555vipgirl]

i actually cant wait to see the show wit ashton kutcher. i will miss charlie sheen but that shouldnt make someone stop watchin it its still a pretty good show.

[Franny5879]

Hi! I have a question for the men who watch this sitcom: Are you happy with the way men are depicted on this show?

I know it's only a comedy, but I'm curious to know your replies. Thank you!

[RRingo123]

@Franny5879 Lol, no offense, but men dont get offended by this stuff like women do to shows that depict women badly. Personaly, I think it's hilarious.

[Franny5879]

@RRingo123 You don't have to write "no offence'. I'm not offended at all. Thanks for taking the time to reply actaully! Just wanted to know how you guys feel about it. Thanks again for answering my question!

[RRingo123]

@Franny5879 Haha okay. Just making sure, because some people might be offended by that.

[karankhanna1984]

you guys damn write charlie sheen was the show without him i am not gonna watch it...

[XxveryemoxX15]

season 5

[wownoobsahoy1]

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[koolmatt2011]

I totally agreed with Charlie the Rose chick is nuts and I also agreed on Charlie's statement about getting him sick and getting her way with him? And it's also digesting for one brother to walk in on your other brother taking a shit that's completely 100% disgusting? And why would she check his eye to even see if he was even awake? Thank god he used the thing to blocked the door? And I was surprised about the other door

[bizaythegreat1]

shut the fuck up n bring the charlie back stupid fuckers......

[kingsbrothers11]

charlie sheen cosumed enough cocaine to kill to and a half men

[kgracielu2005]

i love this show

[kgracielu2005]

yeah i love charlie, he's my drinking buddy lol

[kgracielu2005]

i agree charlie is great, but i also love everyone else on the show

[basslovak]

thats season 5 ...

[SueBurg22]

I used to have to deal with this when my Son was a Teenager too.

Raising a boy is harder than one might think.

[erdna841]

Guys dont worry Charly Sheen is gonna make a own TV show!!!

[mcmlxvi]

@erdna841 "a own TV show"?? Boy! I hope it's about grammar and I hope you don't miss an episode.

[erdna841]

@mcmlxvi and i give a shit on "grammar"

[kamyou70]

CBS u fucked urself big ttime bitch!!!

[aanthony47]

3:39

[JesterofRejection]

will sum1 plz tell me what episode of season 8 was judd nelson on?

[sr016ify]

Yeah, their making an episode where Charlie drives his car off a cliff and dies. Fucking chuck Lorre is going to make Charlie harpers death gruesome to get back at charlie sheen. . Chuck Lorre is an idiot.

It's so sad that he's going to die in the episode :,(

[frankthetank789]

@sr016ify where did u hear that? i heard they were gonna kill charlie off in an episode, but i didnt know how

[sr016ify]

@frankthetank789 I read it Off websites. It's on a few websites. Just search it on google.

Chuck Lorre is finding a way to get back at sheen. The death thing is not really set yet. But we will see what happens



[abbteli]

fking mongo

[BTIXist]

Uummmmm sorry to break the worst news possible but since charlie got fired they are going to make an episode where charlie dies.......

[jiggashady]

This is Season 4,5 and bits of 6, not 8. Is there even a 9th season?

[hakan1997g]

that is seson 5

[Hunajatonttu]

totaly cool that jake looks younger here in the 8th season than in the 6th

[6CTG6]

idk how Ashton Kutcher is gonna fill Charlie Sheens shoes on this show.

[kamyou70]

2 and 1/2 men R.I.P

[ibrahimd7]

Hahah should have kept the phone and tossed the kid:)

[tsenguun93]

which episode is the playing piano?? at the stage?!

[SSHector88]

LMAO @ 4:29 - 5:23

[SSHector88]

Isnt that Judge on George Lopez as the College Professor? lol

[blinkiebaby03]

@SSHector88 Yes it is.

[thebenajminxd]

what episode is it were charlie and jake r going on a double date

[JaromaBeats]

that was just a sheen show

[wesvdl1995]

@TheBecki96 +1

[TheBecki96]

27 people have no sense of humor!

[IMFDB]

@TheBecki96 Nah 27 people realized it wasn't Seasons 8-9 so they hit the dislike button!

[Chonkata1]

Bertha is annoying man...

[TheRoxiiee]

can't stop wondering HOW it's supposed that Ashton Kutcher is goin to be Charlie, isn't Charlie the elder brother?... can't figure that yet... :/

[caitlinskywalker]

@TheRoxiiee He isn't going to be Charlie Harper I think they are making a new character.

[emilisse]

Yeah the show will not be the same I want to see how Ashton will do in the show.

[1livingdeadgrl]

ok I know that ashton is gonna be on the show, but is he gonna actually be the "charlie harper" on the show? or some different character ?

[mohitmegotia1]

personally i like jon cryer acting much more then charlie...

jon is awesome as in allan harper

[boxing4life1000]

two and half men was the greatest show ever made

[boxing4life1000]

omg sheen was the best biggest mistake puting a new person to play as him omg what a fail

[UnknownGenius01]

@boxing4life1000

"what a fail"? Do you know English? Do you even know what the word "fail" means?

[boxing4life1000]

@UnknownGenius01 it is a fail without charlie ho wtf you talkin about

[UnknownGenius01]

@boxing4life1000

Get a fucking dictionary and look up the meaning of the word "fail", you fucking idiot.

[NearDark87]

@UnknownGenius01 Who are you, the grammar police? You fucking pretentious asshole. What a failure you are. Is that good enough for you?

[evan3452]

@UnknownGenius01 Using fail in that context is widely accepted on the internet asshole. Learn your memes.

[UnknownGenius01]

@evan3452

Yes, for internet idiots who think it's "cool" to talk incorrectly and sounding stupid.

[evan3452]

@UnknownGenius01 You forget, this isn't English class. Nobody gives a shit of what you think.

[UnknownGenius01]

@evan3452

You're right, it's not English class. It's about idiots talking garbage because they think they sound cool. Like sheep, they follow what every other idiot on the internet is saying.

[evan3452]

@UnknownGenius01 No, that's not what it is. A lot of people just pick it up in the vocabulary because they see it a lot. If you spent a lot of time with a friend who said "What the hell" a lot, you would end up saying it too. Hell, State Farm uses the word fail. Look it up on their Facebook page named "State Farm Nation." There's a little something called "Fail Fighters". So no, it's not to make us sound "cool".

You're just rebelling for some unknown reason.

[MrBaseballplayer06]

@UnknownGenius01 look fail up on the fuckin internet you fuckin asshole

[UnknownGenius01]

@MrBaseballplayer06

It's the idiots on the internet (like you) that go around using the word "fail" without knowing it's actual meaning.

[TheNumber2l2]

@UnknownGenius01 what the fuck is your problem?

[ibrahimd7]

@TheNumber2l2 u guys wanna fight? GET A ROOM no one wants to see your B.S. on comments for a video thats supposed to be funny! hey, "UNKNOWNGENIUS01" has anyone ever told you you're like a KNOWN arrogant jackass?? im taking "TheNumber2l2's" side. Now ever one Dont say ANYTHING unless you have something nice to say. STOP!!

[HappymanFIN]

(Charlie 1.5 man) + (alan 0.5 man) + (jake 0.5 man ) = Two and half men

[pwettyangel123]

FIND THE BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK!!!!!­!

[horror4ever1997]

FIND THA BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OK!!!! lol :P

[gangster1891]

so u cant tell the diferences from the videos that you have because they are from season 4-5 not 8-9 and the 9th is not gonna be done anyway soo

[Str4t0sPh3rE]

Herb is doing the same kind of skit like Whose Line is it Anyway in a 'Scenes from a hat' game; "Things that sound dirty, but aren't" XD

[McSchleifspur123]

first: it isnt season 8-9 ! it is season 5 !

second: i think, i have heard, there wont be a season 9... and when there will be a new season, then without charlie and that would totally suck !

[MisterMarcos5]

lol I like very very Two and half a men . ;D

[47CutieGirl]

is there's going to be a season 9?

[ibrahimd7]

@47CutieGirl i think so, just without Charlie Sheen. too badd. he played a damn good character on this show:)

[TheBecki96]

HAHHAHAHA

[svengangster]

lol? it isnt seasion 8 and 9...

[getyourexback66]

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[msJessyFrance]

i Love this show!!

Too bad Charlie Sheen was fired!

Without him it's the end of this show!

[darknestboy100]

Charlie Sheen is my favorite "comedy" actor and i really dont like that those son of a bitches fired him as i really liked Two Man and a Half

[LielaisShovs]

This is season 5