The FanFiction Critic, episode 11, "If I Was Your Nazi," part 1

[LMTR14]

I think I said that already, but YOU STUPID BITCH light and dark the adventures of dark yagami is fucking awesome!

[kutlessrocker23]

Welcome to the Kingdom Hearts fandom. A crazy world of spiraling insanity.

[MsFoxtrot6]

This story...pisses me off. Some people can write about this time period. Such as John Boyne, or others. I happen to like writing about this time period, since my watch history channel/military channel shows on it so much. But this story makes me want to crawl in a corner and cry. This is just fucking offensive, and I hope this author dies a painful death.

[KittyfantasticoFTW]

So... are you SURPRISED that Disney characters don't mind being in an army of racists and homophobics?

[KillerGothChick]

Ugh thats so so wrong I cant put into words how sick a feel.

[blackcatfilms100]

Oh this made me feel too sick to finish.

[kurox67]

i have seen this fic and i was like what the fucks!

[InsaneRaine]

....am I the only who noticed there was no coin for "dammit" in the beginning....? Does it not count as profanity?

[PTp1ranha]

@InsaneRaine I guess she doesn't count it?

[InsaneRaine]

@PTp1ranha guess not...

[dawkterderp]

I'm beyond pissed off with this fanfic. There is so much wrong with it, beginning with adding fucking Disney characters

[creatorofevil]

Okay, so Axel is a gay man with spiky fire red hair. Am I the only one that thinks he would be IN a death camp.

[shortymaker2]

...the only kinda thing i want kingdom hearts characters to fight are heartless zombie things not jews

[123FishCrazy]

Just because someone likes learning/doing things about two things, doesn't mean you put them together...why would someone even mix WWII with a disney video game? Honestly, I don't know how some people come up with things like this, it's plain sad.

[SuperFlameRing]

Harry X Draco, Yuri X Thash, now Axel X Roxas?

All this homo stuff is starting to feel like eating too much of the same food.

[HyrAyl]

Just to point out yet another historical mistake, the death camps were managed by the Totenkompf section of the SS, so if Axel worked in one he'd have to be a SS officer already.

[EmoYaoiFangirl]

Good lord, why are my fellow bretherin so damned stupid?

This is certainly the most vile peice of Fanfiction I have ever read. Not only does this disgrace Hollocaust victims, but it ought to sicken everyone who went into the making of Kingdom Hearts.

Hell, this is enough to make me ashamed to even be in the same category of fangirl as this author.

[DimensionalSlice]

The only homosexual archetype the nazi's respected was that of the masculine homosexual and when you look at the kingdom hearts characters you know if any of them were gay would be executed however considering that nobodies lack a morality meter they'd love to be nazi's if it meant they could get a heart.

[Abridgedfan134]

@DimensionalSlice the Nazi's didn't respect any homosexuals, thats why they were put in the camps

[rptheory]

FSGDFSUTAFUTSDFUYDFUT AXEL CANNOT HAVE SIBLINGS BECAUSE HE IS A NOBODY!! A SHELL OF LEA, HIS ORIGINAL BEING!! THIS WRITER IS AN IDIOT!! WHY PUT CHARACTERS OF A KIDS GAME IN NAZI GERMANY?!?! WHY MAKE THEM NAZIS?!?! DON'T YOU KNOW YOU'RE PISSING ON THE BODIES OF HOLOCAUST VICTIMS WITH THIS TASTELESS DRIBBLE?!?! WHY ARE KH FANGIRLS SO STUPID?!?! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHGAQSIYGFD­AIYWGUYUEWYGEUYW

[dracotheferret]

@rptheory Yes...yes they are. There are reasons why a lot of fans of the game choose to stay out of the soup of confusion, horror, and stupidity that is the fandom.

[RRVCrinale]

I remember I read the Snakes On A Sora riffing of this in its entirety.

I think the riffs and gags were the only thing that made everything readable, never mind hilarious.

[TheElectricDreamer93]

Looks like the author forgot to be Aryan, you didn't have to be blonde haired and blue eyed; as long as you were christian,white and german, then you were good to go. Regardless, this is probably the most offensive fanfiction I've ever heard.

[lessergnome]

Thankfully I have a bottle of scotch here, as I believe it is the only way I will be able to listen to the clips of this fan-fiction being read.

[serafine666]

I know that this entire fanfic is drivel history but the extremely depressing (and disturbing) fact was that the people running the death camps actually DID act like the author has Axel acting. One of the things people found most astonishing about Adolf Eichmann, who ran the entire affair, was that he was an extremely boring cog-in-the-machine person who might as well have been running a master plan to distribute adorable kittens to the entire world for all the thinking he did about his job.

[MoonIMover]

That's not even what an Aryan is, even by warped Nazi logic.

I would ask why Kingdom Hearts characters are on Earth now, but these aren't so much Kingdom Hearts characters as they are random wierdoes who happen to have the same names.

Why does the narrator keep reffering to characters by their hair colors ("the blonde," "the redhead."

[ChrisLang101]

@MoonIMover Correct. These are NOT the Kingdom Hearts characters. They have the same names, but that's just about it.

This fic really baffles me. Why in the world would ANYONE think setting a Kingdom Hearts slashfic at the Nazi death camps was a good idea? This is definately high on my list of fics that make me wonder what the hell were the authors thinking.

[WhiteWings930]

Couldn't they just read Goethe or something? And what reason is there for a couple of SS officers to read classics or foreign literature? Is the clunky phrase 'looked down upon by Nazis' going to crop up more? Oh god.

[8x13Wolf]

"When did Axel become a complete sociopath?"

Well, he did light one of his co-workers on fire.

[DarknessOfSorrow]

I wish I could read it, just to see how bad it is. (Un)fortunately, the author finally remove for unknown reasons. I'm guessing it was so bad it destroyed his/her dignity .

[aeroprime]

hey AFanFictionCritic? How did you stomach reading this to give it a review? You have stronger intestinal fortitude then I. Got to give you props for that. Reading bad FanFic so we don't have to. :)

[DivisionOtaku]

I hope to get any kind of answer from you over youtube because what I am going to say is a long rant about this story. First at all, let me tell you I am glad someone finally brought up this story to other authors/people on the internet. I found "If I was your nazi" one year ago... and I hate it. I am german and I am offended by this piece of crap that triviliazes the holocaust for Highschool yaoi love. You can be sure I hope the author dies.

[MarieAngelina100]

You are absolutely amazing. I loved watching your vids and I subscribed. I'm just upset that the fanfic was taken down before I, too, could read it and cry a little inside.

Keep up the great work!

[ZephyrinSkies]

Being interested in Nazis doesn't automatically make someone a Nazi. In that case, historians who studied it would technically be Nazis too.

It would be interesting to note that in a documentary I saw, they said that the Nazis working these camps, these people, they mostly functioned like how most people do, it's like they have numbed themselves to the human suffering. Being Nazis, they din even think of Jews as fellow humans, they thought it was all justified.

Course this fic is just retarded.

[Thegoodolddaysoffun]

LOL no it won't.

[minespatch]

I'm torn between someone actually kicking the series by making the characters worse than they actually were(unintentionally mind you), and she's actually doing Kingdom hearts fan fiction at all.

Uh... Usually Axel is treated in a good light, but attaching him with one of the Nazi's as a son. Where did that come from?! Oy... Already like the start to this episode, but not with the subject matter being handled by the author.

[cutecookiecat]

I've read a lot of really bad fan fiction so far, but this is surely one of the worst.

Is this author serious???

Also (as being a person with German roots and therefore being taught a lot about that country's dark past at school), I couldn't realize even more mistakes.

"Gays were looked down upon by Nazis"? Actually, they were sent straight to the death camps and often killed (like the Jews)! A person would never ever have dared to admit they were homosexual, especially not to a fellow Nazi.

[cutecookiecat]

And they read Shakespeare plays? I really doubt Nazis would do that, as anything 'foreign' wasn't really tolerated or considered 'suitable'... This author should have done research about classical German writers.

But then again, if they use 'what's up' in Nazi Germany, I guess they probably don't even know what 'research' means...

[FanFicCritic]

This fanfic is an abomination.

[Gamegirl22]

Sigh... I just don't get fanfiction writers sometimes. Maybe that's for the best.

[triplequeen]

If I WERE your Nazi, no?

[karleksvenska]

I AM DISAPPOINT. O-oh well...at least it wasn't.........Sonic characters.......

[TheElectricDreamer93]

Axel's a nazi... oh lawdy.