Sarah Silverman - 4. You're Gonna Die Soon

[LucidEyes17]

I'm going to learn these chords and play this for my stupid bitch grandma lol

[mindinsolitude]

or trousers as they said in the day LOL

[thomasdnyhuus]

It's not cold in here, you're just dyiiinnngggg.

[sprucetree49]

In general I like her humor but humor hurts when it hits too close to home on a painful subject. Her technique is to say out loud what an average, mindless person would think privately. Offensive is fine since so many things are deemed offensive nowadays, but SOME offensive topics really hurt people whereas with others people just get mad. Mad=ok, hurt=not ok.

[LucidEyes17]

@sprucetree49 u mad bro?

[aeram87]

I just saw this whole thing yesterday and I fucking love it!

[abercrombie12358]

we all gotta love her

[macintard]

hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

[mindinsolitude]

It's not cold in here, your just dying.......LMFAO

[callmemich]

Not that funny. Just saying. Just a weird thing to mock :p

[milestailsprower320]

BTW,she makes dying fun

[milestailsprower320]

YES..

YES XD

[GeistFright]

LOL @ that hardcore part...

[iuliusivanus]

omg.... haahhaahahah u r so hillarious ahahhaahhaha



[Upsiditus7]

Absolutely horrible video.

[aluddite1]

@enlighten09 - wtf does that mean! that's weird and imo, a little like really 'sick.' humor is humor. Silverman's humor always hits the bull's eye. sarcasm is cruel and sadistic. and, why are you so angry? is there some 'issue' you've been allowing to fester and make you a mean-spirited? handle it, Roy! amd, oh -- jesuschristalready, shut up.

[enlighten09]

@aluddite1 Im not mean or angry just being ironic , shed find it funny surely ? With her humor ? You say mines a little sick , well that was point .

[enlighten09]

@aluddite1 I removed the comment anyway , could be seen as wrong by people who dont have silvermans humor .

[cmw198302]

you in the back you are dy-ing sooooooooon

[takeadayofff]

I think this is my new favorite death metal song /../,

[Gabe1794]

im not your candyman you bag of bones!!!

[SonicGeneration]

:)

[TheLOLCritic]

Why is there a weird star sign above Sarah's grandmother when she's in the castkit? 

[Roelmaestro]

@TheLOLCritic

It is the Star of David, it is a generally recognized symbol of Jewish identity.

Does that answer your question?

[TheLOLCritic]

@Roelmaestro I know that, but I sensed it's aura. It's kind of...negative. No offense.

[aluddite1]

@Roelmaestro, fyi, the sod hasn't been a (recognized) 'symbol of Jewish identity' for any significant period of time (especially considering the 4,500 yr Jewish history.) plse query star of david and read. iconography is NOT an aspect of Jewish faith. you see, one of our commandments is, 'Thou shall not have false gods...' and, I've NEVER seen a sod in/on a casket of a Jew. our death rites mandates - bury b4 sunset of the day following the death. xtains <3 saints' toe nails!

[pletchoe]

this is precious.

[ddd11236]

 kike

[aluddite1]

@ddd11236 - a 'kike' is a SYMBOL (sort of a circle) used instead of an 'x' b/c the 'x' - to them - was a symbol of xtainity. b4 some ignorant comment on being able to read/write know that a very small % of the world's people are literate. literacy has NO BEARING on intelligence. - shalom

[dooovde]

@aluddite1 what's xtainity? What's b/c? Your answer just brought more questions...how do you feel now?

[aluddite1]

@dooovde it's all laid out w/ kike comparison/contrast. b/c is accepted as a shortcut for typing because. a w/ signifies with. and grasshopper, only the best answer elicits a deeper question. and, given my recent dx of angina I am constantly mindful of how close I am to dying soon from a massive coronary already. but, I suffer in silence. always in silence. feel now? well, let's just say I'm no younger and my physiology is becoming accustomed to drug tolerance. it sucks. - shalomy

[decastrofilms]

okay okay, so what i'm getting from this song is i'm gonna die soon? okay thanks. just checking

[FilipePhoenix]

That almost 30 seconds of black screen made you feel like you're dying?

[zico739]

@FilipePhoenix More like what the corpse was feeling through her crazy raging. And yes, that means it felt nothing. Lol, Sarah.

[ymatheys]

ha ha! 425 people are gonna die soon!

[galigal2]

She's the best :P

[Aurorified]

You in the back you are dying SOON!

[michelleckling]

OMGGGG GIRLLLL NOW U SOUD JUST LIKE TAYLORRR SWIFTTTTTTTTTTTT

[lot24]

We're all gonna die but not as soon as yooou guuys

[PaulGrahamify]

This woman is at her usual offensivebest.



[arkonastriborg123]

the ending punk part sounds like suicidal tendencies subliminal

[purplepassion267]

@benderc1 i think your mean

[icecold99]

itd be HELLA FUNNY if sarah got hit by a car on her way out!!

[GodsFavoriteBassPlyr]

Silverman = Brilliant

[m4a41]

she is hot ☆ <3 ☆

[AlienBeliever897]

0:54

lmao I love the look on their faces :D

[ppppppppppqwer]

"it'a not cold in here u're just dying" hahahahah

[Curas1]

Come on, don't you wish or even would hate your self for chuckleing just a little bit if Jimmy Kimmel slapped her around for just a minute...

"Yeah are ya fuckin Matt Damon now ya psycho little flusie tramp, well are ya" ?

"Oh, this is a real roman catholic wife beating, you do love me jimmy"!

Hahahaha - what, it's just comedy ...

[LooneyM3]

i love her.. and her comedy.... fuck who ever dont like her

[rolltidefn2000]

ilove it!!!!!!!!! ps roll tide

[rolltidefn2000]

LOVE IT



[gogomusichunter]

so funny

[oterrivelivan]

hehehehehehe

[GenoClown]

1:11 Acoustic to Punk. Fuck yeah.

[jiveturkeyusa]

I think Moses was Magic! He parted the Red Sea and turned a staff into a snake.  That is REAL MAGIC!

[14AnimeQueen]

I want to sing this at a nursing home XD

[creamylolo12]

haha i had this as a ringtone and people would stare and laugh whenn they heard it XXD

[bubblepeppermints]

or trousers as they said in the day are you mad because your grandson is gay is it a bummer that your pubes are all gray

[aluddite1]

hahahahahaha... we're all gonna die but not as soon as you guys! <3 Sarah. oh, DEAL w/ it!

[jszil0306]

i'm not your candyman vagabond!

[YouCanCallMeCharlz]

That's my kind of woman

[Giratina53]

those old people are so ugly

[VentVideos]

I'm one of the few people of my friends who actually love her kind of humor

Idk it's just fucking great!

[aluddite1]

@VentVideos - hey. good for you (us!) 'nothing is funnier than the truth.' - unknown. 'I never explain (my) jokes. if you don't 'get it' that's just too fucking bad, girl.' Chelsea Handler.  'fuck 'em if they can't take a joke!' - the Divine Miss M.

[lucylied100]

ok... I'M OFFICALY SCARED!

[firemachima]

♬ youre gonna die soon

♬ youre gonna die soon

[TheJaniczek]

it's so fuckin stupid



[poppyuin]

wow...

[phoen99rising]

Wow I can't believe she had the balls to put real senior citizens in this video. 

[jochoa333]

@phoen99rising she didnt. she recorded the singing and posturing after the seniors were video taped. its called video editing brotha.

[heatherama]

it's not cold in here you're just dying...

[greenstarcraft]

she's awesome!

[shotguntothefaceouch]

i would kill to have a wife like that. a crazy sexy bitch, that would be awesome.

[shrappnells]

i guess jews don`t show respect to their elders or if they are guests in another country acting as parasites, sucking the life out of a country, and hoping that the people they rob die soon. No wonder in all religions the so called `jew` is always the enemy. What is the origin of the jew anyway? think their followers of mozes??? There is no mention of `jews` in the old testament only israelites, there where 12 tribes.... what the fuck is a jew? Pleas , anyone?

[teoem9083]

@shrappnells Can't tell if trolling, or just very stupid.

[aluddite1]

@shrappnells please stop prattling on. watch ://youtube/S58ivjU9PeE. anti-semitism is so uncool.

[dooovde]

@aluddite1 actually I bet anti-semitism is about to florish...just the way I see things happening. Nothing to do with me personally. BTW I love Sarah Silverman and would lie to the death to any Jew Nazi looking to kill her but...from what I understand they're not too popular in the middle east.

[firemachima]

wow

[JewishDefender]

I don't normally say mean things about fellow Jews, but Sarah Silverman is a no talent disgusting cunt.

[MegaKobby2]

@JewishDefender chill out..

[teoem9083]

@JewishDefender Chill out and learn to take a joke.

[JewishDefender]

@teoem9083

Piss off.

[teoem9083]

@JewishDefender No.

[JewishDefender]

@teoem9083

Then how about go fuck yourself. Thick cunt.

[GenoClown]

1:12 Punk Rock<3

[TheRain316]

you on youtub you are dieing soon

[kasemase0522]

I saw this on TV and died when she said "you're gonna die soon". My mom gave me the weirdest look, as if to say "what the fuck?!"

[nepstercar02]

she's adorable while being fucked up xD

[4EverDyingInMyDreams]

Sarah silverman can come enterrtain the old people at the Nursing homeI work at, cause the Piano guy died. And there grandsons are also gay :)

[MelissaClairC]

This song really lifts my spirits. I'm not saying that for shock value or anything. Some old people are just so fucking bitter...

[NinjaGurlPower]

I love this song. (LoL her grandsons gay?!)

[Sion6]

The best part is the ending. I want a wife just like that. She'll end up beating me to death with a vodka bottle.

[mdstalla]

Ah, the creative quips of a Jew Liberal.

[nabis28]

I died a little inside watching this video... well... a small part of me is going to die soon, anyway.

[XaBo0m]

That awful!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!! :(

[brettplum]

I hope this bitch dies sooner than later. What the f..., is this supposed to be humor.

[teoem9083]

@brettplum I SENSE BUTTHURT.

[firestrings272]

I am shocked and appalled.

[Atomicflash500]

i believe Sarah has a slight mental disorder.....

[Sion6]

@Atomicflash500 She'll be the first to admit it. :)

[MelissaClairC]

@iamaladycanyousaveme Tactless trolls will always be tactless trolls.

[katurakogoro]

@ShiroJolou

haha but she may die sooner, because she has major depression.

[katurakogoro]

@RenaRyuuga

hi! bitch :)

I hope your family will listen this song when they are dying :)

[katurakogoro]

@frazerhainsworth08

yap! you are right.

[katurakogoro]

@john17972

You are an idiot.

[acidmaniac]

did she die

[MelissaClairC]

Man, I love this song. Sarah is one of my favorite comedians. Haters are always gonna hate on Sarah.

[TheSpeedy149]

2, 856 people are gonna die soon and so are the 403 who disliked this video.

[5jerry1]

...wow...

[sunkadam]

sad though

[tristadark911]

wooooooooow so werd

[123kats]

I feel like I can relate to this song :p

I love Sarah Silverman 0_0 It's a shame I don't have any DVDs or anything T_T

[07751434]

ಠ_ಠ

[Shadowreco737]

O_0

[john17972]

If everybody had her sense of humor and smarts, the world would be a much better place.

[insanityofnormality]

Woo Hoo for the Obamacare song!

[PhoenixAlice]

:| wtf??

[TapasBarAmsterdam]

How's this different from singing in front of terminal aids patients ''you're gonna die soon'' ...how's that funny??

where's the premise, the process of originality, the well thought sarcasm??

they're nowhere to be found, this is so easy, it's hard to be considered comedy

if you laugh at this, you have no comedic filter

[MGSMOBSCENE]

@TapasBarAmsterdam alas, good man, those days are long gone.

[Akaito0]

@TapasBarAmsterdam ...she used to actually sing this for her grandmother...

[KatZebraness]

@TapasBarAmsterdam

Well... it's funny 'cause it's true.

[TapasBarAmsterdam]

@KatZebraness

I thought comedy was something more than stating the obvious

[KatZebraness]

@TapasBarAmsterdam

Comedy isn't one thing, there is no recipe. But yes, sometimes stating the obvious is funny. I firmly believe that this is one of those cases, but you know, humour is a very individual thing.

[TapasBarAmsterdam]

@KatZebraness

Yeah, you're right there is good comedy and bad comedy, and somebody will laugh with the banana peel routine, and some others will with Jar Jar Binks, well personally I think some forms of comedy should go under a different name,

Call it entertainment , maybe, or playful use of language, but definetely don't call it Comedy...

[GrimmsterINC]

@TapasBarAmsterdam Thats weird. Because shes one of the most popular comedians and runs SNL..SNL happens to be very popular, wow sorry we cant all live to your standard of comedic filter. Dont like it? Don watch it .

[TapasBarAmsterdam]

@GrimmsterINC

Oh, I thought that Lorne Michaels was in charge of SNL and that Sarah Silverman was there only FOR ONE YEAR and was kicked out because she couldn't go pass the naughty girl act, yeah , that's quite a long run, oh, and most popular comedian to who??? her sitcom was cancelled after 3 Seasons!!!!!!!!

Please get your lies double-checked before embarrasing yourself any further.....

[teoem9083]

@TapasBarAmsterdam Hold your breath, ignorant chil'ren, because that's some high horse you're putting yourself on.

[TapasBarAmsterdam]

@teoem9083 it's so cool to be replied by a poet,

I'm sure your brain capacity allows you to enjoy Silverman in ways

we mere mortals only dream......

in other words , how high is the horse YOU are on????

[russxl]

what's with the weird blue screen cutout effect?

[applebug]

People seem to LOVE Sarah or don't get / like her comedic style, no inbetween. I personally think she's hilarious!

[OZ2YOU]

wtf is wrong with this jew bitch ?

[yuliavolk85]

she is so fuckin funny hahaha lmao:D

[myjanuary151987]

She would be great material to serve for a car seat or something. Hitler was damn right.

[Operion2000]

oh so great! : )

[TwilightBreaking]

340 people are mad because their grandson is gay LMAO

[TonyMarkov]

she should hear this song in about 40 years, give or take

[DruoxTheShredder]

eighterect is a prime example of the demographic SS caters to.

It's why I hate her.

[eighterect]

looooooooosssssssssssseeeeeeee­eeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[civlyzed]

@eighterect wow, 5 responses...you must not be as retarded as everyone thinks. So you want me to eat your asshole, suck your dick, suck your dick again, and then suck my mommas hairy tit? That's gonna take awhile. Where and when do you want to meet? I'll request time off which shouldn't be a problem since Boeing treats us well. You ask for some time off from Taco Bell and let me know...

[eighterect]

@civlyzed anytime pal im in ny

[coolio1794]

@civlyzed Nicely dealt with. God, What an ass. :P

[eighterect]

suck my dick civlyzed go suck your mommas hairy tit

[eighterect]

eat my asshole you faggot suck my dick

[eighterect]

she sucks

[civlyzed]

@eighterect not as much as you! you lousy cunt!

[eighterect]

this chick sucks

[civlyzed]

@eighterect Drop dead you twat!

[eighterect]

@civlyzed 

[eighterect]

@civlyzed Fuck YOU FAggot

[THExoxostephxoxo]

The 385 people who disliked this video are too close-minded to understand the comic genius that is Sarah Silverman.

[bonermetal666]

383 people relize shes not funny thank you guys!

[14AnimeQueen]

My friend just saw this & was like WTF o_0

[knyppeldyna]

Sarah Silverman has the boldness to joke about death and takes those jokes to the limit. Sarah uses comedy to get inside serious questions and pops them out to us to seem them in full perspective. Very intelligent, and I may say, Jewish:-)

[metyuewb]

@knyppeldyna there's nothing intelligent about this it's a recipe of spite, that's all her gig. She knows what kind of humor sells and that's all she does she doesn't have any principles. Yes she's smart cause she knows she can't be any less shocking or controversial or whatever and be as successful.

[standupsteph]

Learning how to play this on guitar :)

[ImNotAlone100]

I'd pull out a gun, point it at her and say YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE OLD TO DIE, SWEETIE!!!

[Upsiditus]

This video is crude and tasteless beyond belief. Silverman lacks anything even remotely resembling "humor." As a Jew, I am appalled by this comedienne and although she is Jewish she in know way represents Jewish values.

[TheFunkadelicFan]

@Upsiditus You're retarded - even by You Tube standards!

[puritain1]

death is just a new adventure - meditation is your proof there is far more outside the physical realm!

[MyNameIsMITSURUGI]

@tvadikt why not just laugh

[tvadikt]

I'M TRYING NOT TO LAUGH

[dmartinezguitarart]

boy does she push the envelope. what balls. freakin' hilarious!

[rebel123hate]

Lmao people take things to literally, its just a song. I found it hilarious, especially the ending xD. Plus if you dont like it, then why are you watching in the first place?

[Jeorney]

Is Sarah Silverman Pro-Zionist or Anti-Zionist