That's not a spider. This is a spider.

[SharpieMarkerMan41]

a tarantula is ALSO a spider.

[LovingMoJo]

so this is what people in the UK do when they find a spider on their window?

[Dixx2009]

Kill it you stupid retarded foreign pussy fucking dick sucking cock ass bitch

[PeggleJesus]

@Dixx2009 pussy fucking? nice compliment

[Dixx2009]

@PeggleJesus Shutup, your name is PeggleJesus.

[PeggleJesus]

@Dixx2009 yeah, you feel dumb lmao

[nezumiko4]

That is most likely an orb weaving spider, they are very poisonous, be very careful with it. Do not disturb it's web, leave it alone.

[Spiderveins80]

Thanks for not killing it with a Red Laser. : )

[TheExperimendation]

I try to look at the comments, but i see loads of spiders in the other videos, AHH

[CodGirl4Life1]

Ah im in the weird part of youtube... we meet again

[TheAwsomeKilaShow]

Why is romantic music playing? O>O

[cleaner667]

fuck shit ass faggot cunt disk

[AlexandrusMegus]

i didnt watch it 'til the end... did he touch it? :S:S:S:S:S

[7777777fresh]

@AlexandrusMegus he ate it at the end

[AlexandrusMegus]

@7777777fresh shuttup troll, i already asked a friend. XD

[CrazyLoverDoll95]

What if it was poisonous and bit your son????? you'd be sad. I cant say anything. we found a big window spider and decided we'd mess with it until it got inside then we killed it o_o

[meandmyputer]

some spiders can jump...why teaching children to get so close?

[BloodOnThefuckingDF]

Fuck shit cunt slut whore bitch.

[punkaintdeadfuckoff]

@BloodOnThefuckingDF

poetic

[MinathePikachu]

Kid:yum yum munch munch Xd

Spider:swear to god when i grow bigger ill kick u in the balls >:{o

[TheGreensexy]

I like the romantic music.

[ethanthesubscriber]

theres a spider in front of my house... its abdomen is the size of a canadian toonia and im in freakin canada i think its a mutant spider -_-

[KURAT0V]

бля,до последнего ждал,что этот паук в рот ему залезет...

[FusionCicada]

Fail video is fail... At least your information is. Not all arachnids are carnivorous. Second of all there is no singular family for Daddy Long-Legs. Daddy Long-Legs or Harvest men are a type of spider.

[MuchTooCoffeeman]

keep on going like this and you wont need to remove it the next time, it will just leave after beeing annoyed to hell :D

[Yoshiboy0112]

HOLY F*CK! ITS SPIDER-MAN'S SON!

[IQ136]

I was thinking the same thing as Krintok.

I think you have a great video; it's a good family video. Yah, it's probably an orb weaver just like you thought. I am not sure where my spider book is...

[cowlufoo2]

How did I get from watching videos about waterpark rides to fighting bugs and this? e.e

[thatguru877]

FUCK SUCK TIT DICK ANAL INCEST

[Krintok]

the poor spider's probably like "what in the hell are you people doing?"

thanks for sharing, good vid

[MinecraftSean1]

How did I get here!!!!!!!!!!

[TheDarkAngelDani]

When i was young i had a wolf spider a bit bigger than that living under my window, I used to buy it flies XD

[Chenzhong101]

o god i got from family guy to this crap i dont even know how ..

[35ThatOneKid35]

this isnt a guy this a faggot

[gothmaniow]

its a zebra spider!!!  we get them in england too :P

[ServiteJack]

@gothmaniow you know I actually smiled when I read your comment.. I heard this sweet accent with a jollyness to it it made me smile!

thank you for that!

by the way that also means i pictured you as a cute bouncy lil blond.

sorry sir.

[sativadivinorum]

Such a pretty little thing. <333

[Jabbaz007]

How the hell did i get here?! ...

[dorgrim]

thats just a bigass barn spider, we get them to grow pretty fat here in montana

[ilovejustinbieber710]

@dorgrim i agree, im from montana also!

[remember0reach]

I'd shit my pants if I found that.

[Pinkster40K]

yeah, its a spider big deal now leave it alone

[beznickuful]

who want to be a spiderman?

[amygoturcookie]

:[ So we meet again Mr. weird part of youtube. So we meet again...

[TheStarface101]

im a watching porn...?

[JeffroTV]

lmao, the top comments have offensive language. What happened to the delete button? lmao!

[Saturi]

was actually a heart warming video, what the name of the song?

[Lolagramful]

@Saturi

Ben Lee

" Chills "

[Saturi]

@Lolagramful Thanks.

[VanessaMarieDewsbury]

I just spent 37 minutes of my life watching gross spider videos when i could have been watching Redtube for 10 minutes and had better results....how the F did i get here anyway i goggled how to get a coffee stain off a white blouse what the H

[alfielowe0101]

uh oh im in the wierd part of youtube again

[TrickerAndy]

@alfielowe0101 Well the certainly made me chuckle

[sonicrulez111]

FUCK SHIT DICK ASS CUNT BITCH also known as trolling

[111rocklee2]

tht tells u tht the son has more balls then the dad sad really :{

[sonicrulez111]

@111rocklee2 what are you saying? did you even learn spelling in school

[111rocklee2]

@sonicrulez111 if u could understand internet talk tht translates to that & u means you as in a person

[TheSporevid]

how the f did i get here from watching a minecraft video

[totaldramafan915]

shit i'm in the weird part of youtube again FUCK

[smeethers]

@totaldramafan915 thankyou for warning me! I'm getting the fuck out of here!

[totaldramafan915]

@smeethers Welcome.

[UkyoVsShampoo]

@totaldramafan915 I know, right? I was just watching how to make a bouncy egg like 10 minutes ago.

[EliteGamer001]

@totaldramafan915 You swore and your comment didn't get deleted LOL

[MysticalMannequin]

shoot it with a bb-gun :D

[v0708628]

Why does this guy and his family film a FUCKING SPIDER for 4 minutes?

[antonmb24]

damn i was watching battlefield 3 how in the hell did I end up here?

[bionicangel1098]

how the fuck do i go from epic meal time to this

[W4PPYxKILLZ]

bjm850s right it should have

[BJM850]

It should have jumped in his mouth (2:05)

[crackerstolemybike]

4:20

[alexgrottesco]

I went to live in an apartment cos I don't like Australian bugs, they are too big for an European guy! Since I live here without a backyard I feel relaxed and I didn't see an huntsman in my house yet. No way I will go back to have a backyard again!

[billymayer1000]

fitting music..... pffft!

[kmoneylove13]

i dont care what you say, the spider HAS TO DIEEEEEEEEE

[MsLeOn1441]

Did it ever move??

[narutofan1305]

i would piss my self if it just jumped into his mouth

[MrSuperMarek]

ohh, i thought its a spider : /

[TheTylertron]

also another aracnid is the solifuged also known as the wind scorpion

[macdude1013]

just leave the thing alone

[TheFunnyonion123]

:\ wht the hell?

[JJ01310]

You want me to watch my mouth? Shit, fuck, bitch stupid mufucker skippitdy doooo da WOOO HOO!

[TheMake52]

QUE DE LA MERDE !!!

[MissWooHoo1]

leave it the hell alone.

[Leonardoisgay]

@bobicemj lol!

[wampaAWESOMEsauce]

i found about 50 of those at my house different color tho

[bobicemj]

fucking asshole in my pussy cunt fucking niggers shit in my dick bitch fucker

[RedHaxorz]

Why is there so much hate for this video

[beechface1]

@RedHaxorz read the description

[RedHaxorz]

@beechface1

I still don't understand :(

[Jonasluverch]

spiders are soo disgusting!!

[666shade]

fuck cunt shit dick niggers

[Matuggertug]

@666shade you coppied the most liked comments

[pleaseeatmybutthole]

Why does this have over 2million views?

[ineedepic]

its all funny till that spider jumps in ur fucking mouth.

[TheSundayScoop]

i would never do that



[Belindaaa27]

Ben Lee! <3

[luis58185]

poe a mao cusao

[wayasey]

throuh up

[TheGarfieldxx30000]

"That's not a spider. This is a spider." WTF?

[danjuas]

freaks

[rite4lyf]

I just hate all of them.

[WeepingWillow2414]

@ChloeNicole LOL obv not deleted..

[WeepingWillow2414]

I hope you didn't kill it.. did you put it somewhere else?

[beechface1]

@ChloeNicole lol

[XxslitwristsxX]

@ChloeNicole Agreed.

[TheDancingKetchup]

@ChloeNicole Bless this great community..

[luizfcsilveira]

This is SO friggin' lame...

[ROFLthatsme]

HOLY FUCK! THIS WAS CREEPING ME OUT SO MUCH!

[TonberryNeko]

1000th dislike. :3

[Zombieclayman]

imagine if the nuclear is full of tarantula

[BLONKism]

something tells me this is a spider.

[beardeddragon51]

you are dumb.

[beardedswine]

@beardeddragon51 haha nice name

[socomt5]

so when ur kid gets to close and gets biten or worse has a serious infectionfrom the bite, are you going to kill the spider or ur kid for messing with a dangerous creature. my bet is u will kill the spider for defending itself and tech ur child nothing of respecting nature. dumb either way

[demonjack123]

@socomt5 How is this dangerous again?

[lourke123]

We play with these size spiders in the Philippines. But now im living in the US and now im scared to these things :(

[Haeleon]

"hey son, why don't you move your hand a bit closer to the spider?"

"hey dad, why don't you go FUCK yourself?"

[TheGameStrike]

@Haeleon LOL

[killerman2001]

fuck u

[Kurlzable]

What's with the song??



[LugosiOnly]

fuckitty fuck fuck.

[LugosiOnly]

fuck, no swearing allowed, looks like we're back in elementary school where the mindless are taught what's right and wrong.

[LugosiOnly]

fuck

[LugosiOnly]

fuck

[odelay34]

anybody else come here because it looked like he ate it?

[metaempiricist]

fuck

[DuDrummaBoy]

Dayum spida! you SCARY!

[HayateUsagi]

That's not a spider...you should see some of the ones in Japan. As big as birds I swear!

[Stavroulina24]

title of the video = doesn't make any sense

[05891460]

@Stavroulina24 it's a play on a line from a movie in the "Crococile Dundee" series. Someone tries to mug him with a knife. He says "That's not a knife.", pulls out a machete-like knife and says "Now, that's a knife." Awful movie, good line.

[Stavroulina24]

@05891460 lol, I'm sorry..I didn't want to insult you anyway :P

[TheyCallMeMrHappy]

@Stavroulina24 It is an Australia reference, or more aptly, a reference to Paul Hogan's "That's not a knife, this is a knife" bit in Crocodile Dundee...sorry but I don't do accents well. "I see you've played knifey spoony before"... same thing off the Simpsons /watch?v=Xqghpm4gXf4

[4evaBai]

I love him!!

~~Spider Lover

[EpicTrollSpam]

TROLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

4:20

[burnedburrito]

focus dammit!!

[reckneya]

@burnedburrito

Yes, thank you.

Also loose the shitty music like it's some incredible scene out of your life, right?

[AylenAlive]

low boy...

[Lavenderrose73]

Dang, that looks like a spider I don't want to tick off. Shoot, I thought it was going to jump on the boy's hand or something!

[photon72]

Imagine this badass with wings now.

[tactlessdragon]

FUCK! LOL!



[mrsnickjonas12]

I went from watching a Kim Kardashian interview to this? Wtf?

[6WildThing6]

@mrsnickjonas12 iknowthatfeelbro

[iZallen]

This is why I have a can of Liquid nitrogen.

[kinker001]

Spider shoulda jamp in his mouth.

[boyvip9844]

burn that friggin thing

[anonymous133711]

garden spiders small shits

[DanBrino]

That is one HEALTHY Spider!!!! You must have a lot of bugs where you live!

[lazang1212]

Dude you're FUCKEN RETARDED GO GET A LIFE!!!!

[MrRiddick225]

spiders thoughts: wth is this kid doing?

[MelissaBorges2001]

I dont understand why people search for videos just to dislike them.

@VIDEO : This spider is beautiful ! I think its better that you dont touch it :S

[RadarGuidedVermin]

That's nothing. A spider walked off with my garden gnome.

[TH3SH4]

holy shit thats the scariest motherfucker ive ever seen in my fuckin life. FUCK. u mad bro?

[DanBrino]

@TH3SH4 This is exactly the kind of language that the poster is referring to. I actually like the song, who is it?

[TH3SH4]

@DanBrino it was a sarcastic remark.

[DanBrino]

@TH3SH4 Likewise.

[CombatArmsAssualt]

where is my fucking microwave



[Dedokai32]

looks like a bloody garden spider, you know those chubby little sods you usually find in bushes and sheds, get them in England more so in the summer

[badsugarterrors]

At 1:32 giving spidey high five...

[BlueSta1n]

the spider on my video blows this one away ... why does this stupid spider has 1000x more views?

[TheMetalGoat]

fuck shit cunt bitch ass cock hell shit fuck

[XWHITEoKNIGHTX19]

i hope my grandma dies.... is that a bad thing? lol

[AdamsMusic11]

i would've been laughing if it jumped in his mouth lol

[fidendu2]

@AdamsMusic11 that what i want to say XD

[MsPonygirl12]

THATS A BIG SPIDER!!!! lol spiders scare me

[IlxIntensityxlI]

That is one brave kid......

[zachthomas666]

i had a pet spider once. it was awsome... untill he killed my parents.... now im a homeless bastard....

[brunoranger100]

@MrBlackmotherfucker yeah

[JinxTheGod]

Dont put it any closer it's a big spider!

[irishrocker82]

i hope he bites your eyes you fuck.

[xrelationx]

No offensive language? no Swearing? okay......

FUCK SHIT COCK PISS VAGINAL SPLURGING DIC JOCKY MOTHER FUCKING SHIT MONKEY ASS STUPID CUNT WHORE SLUT ANAL SEX ALLAH IS GAY GODDAMNIT SHIT GOD JESUS FUCKING RAPE CHRIST NIGGER TITS PEDOPHILIAC RABIES DONKEY PENIS HOLY MOUNTAIN DICKS UNHOLY MOUNTAIN ASS HAIRY ANAL PROBATION NIBBLES COCK LITER MOLTEN SHIT CHEESE BEEFY TESTICULAR CANCER LOST STORY OF THE VAGINAL AIDS NIPPLE SHIT COCK FUCK SPRINKLES OF PONY DICKS ON MOUNTAIN SEMEN! 8====D

[djphilmore]

TITTY BALL FUCK!

[FreeSpiritAnime]

I live in California, and I've seen baby tarantulas bigger than that... lol

[C4lm4]

I found a spider as big as the little cunt's face in Italy.

[sticko234]

U r a fucking prick cunt face penis licker man

[kawaiifreak860]

Allah oh so great

ASA ASA NA NI PO

LA LI RO TO KAI TO OH

LI LI LI KAWKI RAI

LASO NO TO

ANAL SECKS

AWI WICKI LASI REI

ANAL SECKS NO MO TO RI

ALLAH PARE LI LI WO

(Allah is gone rape you tonight)

[kawaiifreak860]

No offensive language? no Swearing? okay......

FUCK SHIT COCK PISS VAGINAL SPLURGING DIC JOCKY MOTHER FUCKING SHIT MONKEY ASS STUPID CUNT WHORE SLUT ANAL SEX ALLAH IS GAY GODDAMNIT SHIT GOD JESUS FUCKING RAPE CHRIST NIGGER TITS PEDOPHILIAC RABIES DONKEY PENIS HOLY MOUNTAIN DICKS UNHOLY MOUNTAIN ASS HAIRY ANAL PROBATION NIBBLES COCK LITER MOLTEN SHIT CHEESE BEEFY TESTICULAR CANCER LOST STORY OF THE VAGINAL AIDS NIPPLE SHIT COCK FUCK SPRINKLES OF PONY DICKS ON MOUNTAIN SEMEN! SUCK MY SHORT DICK!

[s8630704]

EHEMM WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU KILL THAT FAT FUCKING PEICE OF SHIT DICK KILLING BITCHY SPIDER WHORE. ;)