Jesus says he would never hurt a Bishop or even spank a monkey.He says had help from a person that he would only refer to as MM. Cheeky fellow, says she had nothing to do with the candy or it's crunchy goodness. He asked me to do this as he is just a bad typist. In conclusion he says WTF? What's The Fuss? No masturbation in bible, it makes the pretty pages stick together. The operation part is a no no and, "OW!". Bless You! Ciao! Sianara! Hasta Manana!
Also, there is no Virginia State University! I guess my acting was so superb it wasn't evident I was joking. Jesus still loves me despite my acting abilities or lack thereof.
If you spend years looking for bits of cloth and wood from the cross then you've taken your eye off the ball. You are wasting your time on earthly objects rather than spreading the good news as instructed.
What about the whole "thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image..." commandment...was there a footnote? Did it say thou shalt not (unless it's made of cloth, or it's a statue in a Church, or a painting, or unless you really want to)?
Even if it were really from a man who died at the time of Christ (and somehow died with a perfectly flat face) so what? 1) it doesn't prove it was Jesus 2) even if it did that isn't the point of the religion.
If the shroud were real the face image would be distorted as the cloth would have been placed over the coutours of a face not a flat surface.
The shroud has been dated to around the 13th century I believe. You can make up nonsense about snails but carbon dating is accurate because it's based on the fixed decay rate of a carbon isotope not someone wishing they found a piece of pointless cloth.
i thought he was banging Mary Magdalene. The shroud has been proved a painting from the 4th century. You guys are really talented. i like your stuff alot.
omg lol you talk like a brillantly educated person but what you talked about seemed like a joke and coming from that well mannered tone it was so funny roflmao
I tend to agree with the missionaries position rather than the traditional dogma position ! :)
johnnymoondog 4 years ago
hahahahaha!
Sicknose 3 years ago
LOL ! Gasp !
Did It really take 8 MONTHS for someone to read that and laugh ? ! LOL
johnnymoondog 3 years ago
this is so funny!!!! LOL LOL LOL
hypatience 4 years ago
When they stop circumcizing babies there will be worldpeace.
w0rldpeace 4 years ago 2
It is cruel and unusual for men as well. Thank you wOrldpeace.
memechannel 4 years ago
Haha. Wow, I'm embarrassed- you had me going there
WittyPsuedonym 4 years ago
Jesus says he would never hurt a Bishop or even spank a monkey.He says had help from a person that he would only refer to as MM. Cheeky fellow, says she had nothing to do with the candy or it's crunchy goodness. He asked me to do this as he is just a bad typist. In conclusion he says WTF? What's The Fuss? No masturbation in bible, it makes the pretty pages stick together. The operation part is a no no and, "OW!". Bless You! Ciao! Sianara! Hasta Manana!
GothMovieMan 4 years ago
I turn the other cheek to the pejorative comments, even if it is not the one on my face ;-)
BadTvDotCom 5 years ago
But the thing about the Egyptian Doctors is real!
BadTvDotCom 5 years ago
Also, there is no Virginia State University! I guess my acting was so superb it wasn't evident I was joking. Jesus still loves me despite my acting abilities or lack thereof.
BadTvDotCom 5 years ago
If you spend years looking for bits of cloth and wood from the cross then you've taken your eye off the ball. You are wasting your time on earthly objects rather than spreading the good news as instructed.
What about the whole "thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image..." commandment...was there a footnote? Did it say thou shalt not (unless it's made of cloth, or it's a statue in a Church, or a painting, or unless you really want to)?
What other get out clauses am I missing out on?
fooboo0 5 years ago
Even if it were really from a man who died at the time of Christ (and somehow died with a perfectly flat face) so what? 1) it doesn't prove it was Jesus 2) even if it did that isn't the point of the religion.
fooboo0 5 years ago
If the shroud were real the face image would be distorted as the cloth would have been placed over the coutours of a face not a flat surface.
The shroud has been dated to around the 13th century I believe. You can make up nonsense about snails but carbon dating is accurate because it's based on the fixed decay rate of a carbon isotope not someone wishing they found a piece of pointless cloth.
fooboo0 5 years ago
The lord buried in a four-year old cum rag. No wonder he pushed the stone from his tomb and fled. Imagine the, shall we say, bouquet?
Nebrepmek 5 years ago
I love Jesus and Jesus loves me.
BadTvDotCom 5 years ago
I think everyone can, or should, agree by now that organized religion is full of shit. Yes, it's full of shit, whatever, let's move on.
blaynestaley 5 years ago
i thought he was banging Mary Magdalene. The shroud has been proved a painting from the 4th century. You guys are really talented. i like your stuff alot.
desheik 5 years ago
Shakira?
ooh sorry .
i'm blablablastoise sorry
little jesus loves me and you tatatambien
he loves you!!!!
and
arg arg arg
dib dub dib dub
blu bli bla
bi bo bay bay (bye bye)
leitongo1313 5 years ago
It's OK.
I forgive you
nonboong 5 years ago
Love the coke-bottle glasses...
zlguocius 5 years ago
Jesus did not exist, a bullshit story like a rolling snowball created this crap today, called religion.
ferrariModenas 5 years ago
omg lol you talk like a brillantly educated person but what you talked about seemed like a joke and coming from that well mannered tone it was so funny roflmao
izawhtthng 5 years ago
Keep 'em coming !!!
hdatontodo 5 years ago
They still do this procedure in Egypt because it is such a big income stream for the Doctors.
BadTvDotCom 5 years ago
funniest one since KfedEx...'how you doing jesus, you sly dog...' fucking hilarious
klunky 5 years ago
Jesus loves me too.
Sandie
BadTvDotCom 5 years ago