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  • why am I only coming across this song now?! love it love it love it!!

  • I'm going to hell for liking this song...

  • Draco jerks off to this song every day...

  • You're dad is hot

  • is this on itunes?

  • I'm going to hell for loving this song...

  • I must be a horrible person for loving this song... LOL

  • i laughed so hard at this XD

  • I love this song, and I LOVE Draco Malfoy!

  • My dad is rich!

  • @thehalfblodprincess

    and your dad is dead

  • I was singing this song at school the other day. Then I walked by a girl whose dad actually WAS dead. o-o

    I shut up immediately.

  • Who else pictures Draco getting Crabbe and Goyle to play instruments in the Great Hall as he sings this? Just me? Thumbs up if you do too!

  • what a bitchhhhh.... i love him....

  • bitchin'!

  • LOL This Song! ♥

  • "your parot got toasted"

    I am such a horrible person for thinking this song is hillarious

  • Love this song, especially when sung by "Swish and Flick" it rocks!!!!!

  • I can imagine Draco singing this to Harry XD

  • @MiSsRaNdOmChIcK100 Make it tripple :)

  • oh, golly. I REALLY hope Potttermore doesn't put me in Gryffindor.

  • Hello, My name is Draco Malfoy, I am a racist, I despise gingers AND mudbloods, I hate Griffendor house, and my parents work for the man that killed yours! Do you want to be my friend?

  • @BaBelle13 memebase

    

  • you know..it's jerkish...but who cares XD Draco and Lucius are freakin' hot XDDD

  • wtf

  • ♪ My dad is hot♫

    Oh, shut up you were thinkin it. ♥

  • This is punk to the core! Johny Rotten and Draco Malfoy have a lot in common LOL.

    "When you're duling you might see him come out of someone else's wand..."

    LOL!

  • This song is so cruel!...And so good!

  • Draco and the Malfoys shred.

  • 22 people are Gryffindorks

  • I'm a Slytherin, so I'm entitled to laugh at this with no shame.

  • I had to pause after twelve seconds.

    I was laughing too hard.

  • Chorus sounds like Blowin in the wind by bob dylan

  • This shouldn't be funny... but it fucking is xDD

  • The lyrics are evil, why am I Iaughing? XD

  • yeah Draco, but your dad looks girlier than all girls in Hogwarts!!! HAHAHAHA

  • @m0nicapanda

    His dad is Geralt from Rivia, which is pretty much Superman.

  • THIS SONG MAKES ME LOL, IT'S SO FREAKING EPIC!!!!

  • Awesome.

  • HAHAHAHA!!! OMG I'M LAUGHING!!!!

  • Poor Harry. :(

  • I SERIOUSLY LOVE DRACO

  • @lizz13luv I know right? He's hot, badass, blonde, mean, rich.. But pussy at times :( but still,, LOVE HIM.

  • @MissLucyMalfoy and cookies they go so well together

  • :o 666 likes, r the slytherins satanic?

    

  • @LunaWeasley1 that's not something to joke about...

  • i see arthur at 1:04.1

  • 1:04

    Yes....

  • I love Draco :D This song sounds like something he'd sing.. ... If he did that sort of thing :)

  • @AliasofApacolypse I'm pretty sure the song is made by a band called "draco and the malfoy's"

    Oh, and tom felton does sing <3 check out "feltbeats" on youtube

  • This is SOOOOO Malfoy!! XD

  • Is it bad that I love this song?

  • I feel awful for laughing, but I can't stop. D8

  • Well, at least harry doesnt have a wide butthole, Draco! Harry's dad is the nicest, Draco's dad is a rapist

  • I'm so going to hell for enjoying this song...

  • @wolfjackle i sooo love your comment!!

  • @wolfjackle you and me both haha

  • The mirror of Erised shows you your greatest desire. Erised backwards is desire.

  • @warriorstar11 oh wow!! :O i've never noticed that before... i feel stupid now lol

  • I still love Malfoy. Is that wrong? .______.

  • Team MALFOY AND THE DEATH EATERS!

  • That is soo mean!

    Oh, don`t you just love Draco?..

  • yeah, malfoy's dad is also a death eater, james wins hands down!

  • @ionawyness one of the reasons why Lucius is best!

  • 16 people are probably in dumbledores army

  • @naturalcuponkers You're saying that like it's a bad thing... ;)

  • @naturalcuponkers all the members have disliked this and all the slytherin's liked it

  • @megasoord I'm a member and i liked it but the odds are draco will sing this 2 harry

  • @naturalcuponkers I'm in it and I LIKED this song!! :) Dumbledore'sarmy HAS a sense of humor lol. Most likely it's teachers!!

  • SLYTHERIN PRIDE MOTHERFUCKERS

  • hahahaha

  • This song is so mean, yet so right. I actually started hating James Potter when I found out he bullied Snape. But I think he turned out all right later in his life, though...

  • Holy butt! x) i made this video three years ago and it's gotten this many views??? :DD this is so exciting! :DD love you guys!

  • this vid is so awesome!

  • @cheergirl10100 I'm pure slytherin as well. When I took the sortin hat test it put me there...plus when I saw Lucius I was knew I picked the right house to b sorted into!

  • LMFAO AT THIS

    ''My Dad is rich and yours is dead''

  • LMFAO AT THIS

  • my dad is rich and your dad is dead!!

  • Oh yes, and I love the video to. =D

  • Haha! love it:P

  • yep..sounds like my draco ;)

  • OH MY GOD DKFJLAS;FDSFSK

  • This song is so catchy!!!

  • I'm done arguing with slytherins like i said Emma watson which is hermione granger's real name i'd rather kiss her ass

  • @HarryGinn4Eva Why are you fighting over your favorites and insulting people? I happen to like both Voldemort and Dumbledore... Maybe that is why I claim Ravenclaw house. XP & Moony is <3

  • @Forsaken1780 dude that comment was between me and @Malfoyyoulittlepoopy because he told me to kiss harry's ass but i'd rather kiss hermione's ass

  • @HarryGinn4Eva Ah, well then... one must defend ones self.

  • @Forsaken1780 Thank u ur right one must defend themself also which house are you Gryffindor,Ravenclaw,Hufflepuf­f or Slytherin

  • @HarryGinn4Eva i am a true slytherien

  • Oh, this is epic!

  • this is my fav

  • Draco, I now know where you get the title of "Sex God" from ;D

    You got it from your sexy dad.

    Mmmm, are you guys yummy or what?!

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  • @HarryGinn4Eva

    Gryffindor sucks!!!! Slytherin rocks!

  • @Malfoyyoulittlepoop who cares about slytherin beacuse after voldemort dies all slytherin become nice and now you have Gryffindor,Hufflepuff,Ravencla­w and Slytherin all friends with each other

  • @HarryGinn4Eva

    You want war? Let it be!

    Slytherins are cunning and smart, they think quickly and use their brains before they act.

    Gryffindors are a bunch of idiotic(Except Hermione) dolfers, who act without thinking and get themselves killed.

  • @Malfoyyoulittlepoop You are a son of a bitch pie hole shit head Slytherin is not smart and cunning ur just power hungry Gryffindor is #1 #2 Ravenclaw #3 Hufflepuff and dead last Slytherin also forget Hermione she will never ever ever ever ever go out with a Slytherin she might go out with Ravenclaw and Hufflepuff boys but not Slytherin

  • @HarryGinn4Eva

    Oh, get over yourself! Your a little Potter lover, who would bend over and kiss his ass if he told you to. Slytherins actually have a mind of their own, while Gryffindors are just brainwashed manipulated pets of Albus Dumbledore! We may be power hungry, but we strive for what we want and don't give up, like some people we know. We know our strengths and weaknesses, as you do not. You are filled with nothing but blood traitors and mudbloods! Slytherin is TOTALLY AWESOME!

  • @Malfoyyoulittlepoop Ur a loser i would nver kiss his ass i would rather kiss Emma watson's ass

  • @HarryGinn4Eva

    If you notice, your previous comment completely describes a Gryffindor. Dimwitted idiots. Your innability of using correct puncuation, grammar, and structure irritates me to no end. Also the statement of "Ur a loser" affects my confidence very little. Your insults are far worse than a man who goes by the name of Peter Pettigrew, who is also a bloody Gryffindor. You suck, and fail as a wizard or witch whichever you are.

  • @Malfoyyoulittlepoop yes slytherins are better than anyother house!!!!

  • @Alysin123 i agree with you

  • @cheergirl10100 i know

  • @HarryGinn4Eva Of course Hermione would never go out with a Slytherin, she's too low class for Slytherins. Puh-lease! And I agree with 'Malfoyyoulittlepoop'. Gryffindors ARE brainwashed, manipulated pets (though I prefer 'puppets' instead of pets) of Albus Dumbledore! Slytherins are smart, cunning, power-hungry (come on! who would want mudbloods in charge?) and do have a mind of their own (like 'Malfoyyoulittlepoop' said). Plus you MUST be a supporter of the dorky Hairy Potty, just admit it.

  • @LilCutePali So what if i am Harry Potter fan Voldemort is nothing more than a murder and FU slytherins i told you what i thought of slytherins so back the hell off

  • @HarryGinn4Eva Why won't YOU back the f*cking hell off? I mean, come on, YOU are the one continuing this. If you wanted me to back the hell off, I will if you do. You might think Gryffindors are better and I might think I prefer Slytherins, but that does NOT mean you have to insult Slytherins (because you insulted my favourite house so that's why I got involved). Look yeah, bitch, you stop insulting Slytherins and maybe then I'll back off. Understood???

  • I have all of their songs and all the songs from the band Harry and the Potters, Remus Lupin, and the Whomping Willow. This is my favorite HP band and this is my fav song from them too. SLYTHERIN ALL THE WAY!!!!!

  • yay for sexy Lucius ;)

  • Harry just got schooled by Malfoy

  • I'm confused Vampireninjapickel92 you said you do'nt have clips from sorcers stone but you showed harry's dad in the mirror of erised?

  • "My dad is rich and your dad is dead" *laugh*

    Malfoy dancing like a boygroup-guy in a wet, crafty T-shirt and Crab an Goile in the background... sweet dreams ^^

  • I feel bad for laughing, but the thought makes me laugh even more!

  • funny, awesome, perfect!!

  • I hate Malfoy but I love this song

  • This song is horrible. The lyrics don't make any sense. Why woudl Draco boast about his loser father????? Lucius went to prison and lost to a bunch of tennagers. What is so good about that?????

  • @Alexander82211 HEADDESK. That doesn't stop him from being his father. Oh and you might want to sort out your facts, if the Order hadn't turned up the 'bunch of teenagers' would have been Acromantula food.

  • "You're parents got toasted by a big green flame." EPIC.

  • LOL My dad is rich and your dad us dead. Take that, Potter. XD

  • how morbid...

  • How's you'r mommy doing in the mirror of Erised?

    HAHAH LOVE IT <3

  • lucius wears a freaking bow!!!! i <3 u!

  • WHOAA LUCIUS <3

    LOVE YOU :)

  • Too bad Lucius's money could not keep him out of Azkaban lol.

  • Im a huge fan of Draco and this is hillarious... though my BFF didnt think so... lol

  • Oh Draco I didn't know your mom still tucks you into bed ;)

  • The only problem with this song is that Lucius isn't really his dad.

    Draco's REAL father is OBVIOUSLY Dobby.

    Why else would he have such a Little D?

  • @meggyloox3 What?

  • @graystripefanforever It's a Starkid thing. Look it up!

  • @meggyloox3 Favourite way to say red wines in a german accent?

  • @balletmatti Red Vines! Where have you been all my life? :D

  • @meggyloox3 In a cupboard under some stairs =D new best friend xx

  • @balletmatti Definitely! xD <3 lmao .

  • @meggyloox3 Red Vines, what the hell can't they do?

  • I just learned how to play this on guitar XD

    Aside from the fact that I'm most definitely a Gryffindor, I absolutely love Draco and the Malfoys.

  • Malfoy... Your mom still tucks you into bed? x)

  • @kasiiam at least he have a mum :)

  • @kasiiam I wish I could be surprised.

  • @kasiiam yes, yes, i do. :)

  • @kasiiam Not all that surprising really, seeing as how he only just learnt to use the potty ;P

  • your dad is not only rich ... he is also damned SEXY!!!

  • @Poledra436 GOD, isn't he? :o He just makes me drool.

  • @Xayhes yeah ... *sigh* ... me too

  • @Poledra436 i'm young and think he's HAWT!! and so's his son and snape....

  • Favorite song!!!

    

  • At 1:03 a lightbulb clicked in my head. Now I have to watch the Chamber of Secrets!!!!!

  • hufflepuff!

    ...just thought i'd put it out there too...

    *shuffles back into corner to look at shiny things*

  • @TheDuckielova Heck yes! Hufflepuff pride!

  • RAVENCLAW WINS. Sorry guys had to insert that...

  • @Itheamateurwriter Obviously. *Long distance Ravenclaw high five*

  • hate how james looks like a priest at 30

  • slytherin rules!!!

  • WOW almost 85,000 views :') i had no idea this would be so popular when i made it :) thanks -VNP94 :)

  • 0.o Omg!

  • may i say... 10 points for Slytherin!!

  • MY DAD IS DEAD AND YOUR DAD IS DEAD

  • Hufflepuff has Cedric!!!! He almost won the Triwizard Tournament!!! and he beat Harry Potter at Quidditch!!!! Ha! Beat that!!!!

  • @krazy4kris haha harry was struck by lightning that day it doesnt count....lol but hufflepuff is a great house tied for second :D WHO ARE WE FIGHTING FOR? GRYFFINDOR GIVING IT ALL FOR THE RED AND GOLD WHO WE FIGHTING FOR? GRYFFINDOR THIS IS BATTLE THIS IS WAR WHO WE FIGHTING FOR? GRYFFINDOR WE'RE A FORCE YOU CANT IGNORE!

  • @honorarymarauder omg yes! love Ministry of Magic <3

  • @cherygirlz388 haha i HAD to make that reference ;)

  • @honorarymarauder LOL. I honestly thought you made that song up until about 24 hours ago. :P

    But, you have to admit, Cedric is a particulary good finder.

  • @krazy4kris lol if ONLY i could take credit for that.

    and lol i love the potter musicals!!!

  • Lol, Malfoy is a tool... And apparently money gets you nowhere in the wizard world. Its a shame really, Gryffindor should be Slytherins bitches.

  • Wow, no musical talent and yet you still managed to surprise with how incredibly fuckin awful this is, fan or not. Trash.

  • dont hate us Slytherins bcuz we're mean, hate us bcuz we kick ur ass at EVERYTHING

  • HufflePuff is COOL D: