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  • He makes my gaydar go bing.

  • If there is a god that created all, then he also created homosexuality.. so.. either there IS no god, or he supports gay people..

  • this video had nothing to do with curing homosexuality. Nor did it even explain why homosexuality should be cured except that you firmly believe it should. Towards the end you were just being ridiculous. Squeezing your moms breasts...pfff

  • haha u look like a fag the way u throw ur hands around and talked about ur nipples getting hard talking about the guys at work.oh and their muscles oh jebus just popped a boner i bet u chant his name while u rub one out looking at gay porno and u sound like a rapist just grabbing a girls tit seek help guy and not from ur fake ass god

  • flagged as inappropriate on the grounds of hatred towards sexual orientation.

  • This guy is like @daxflame if he was brought up in an evangelical household.

  • hahaha touch of their man hands did something to me

  • If this is real, he's definitely gay.

  • Ok, its a joke

  • I hope this is a joke, i can't really tell because it's so dumb

  • the cure fo fags and dykes is death

  • Im looking for your demonstration with the can and banana it was hilarious.

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  • You look like Jesus xD

  • Funny stuff. So many people think you're for real. I did for the first video. Stuff like this really fires people up. The comments and video responses are hilarious.

  • This guy is hilarious. This is definately satire, he seems pretty gay from his maneurisms, and he's def not a chritsian lol. I think you are funny in how far you go with your jokes, but really, jesusophile? I'm not even a hardcore christian, but i think thats a little offensive

  • This can't possibly be real. It's satire, right?

  • He is an atheist

  • this is a joke right?cause this cannot be serious.

  • Are you Jesus? lol

  • Man hands make your nipples hard... you've got some questions you need to answer for yourself.

  • CHRISTIANITY IS EVIL.

  • "Come with me to find a woman!" ha ha ha

  • According to your own handle, consisting of -ophile and Jesus-, you love and have a strong sexual attraction to Jesus. This is, in fact, a form of homosexuality, which you are denouncing. Give it up, you've already spilled the beans about your Jesus-Boner. Just admit it; you're gay, and have a thing for guys with long hair and scraggly beards. You must have a hard time hiding your chub-on at hipster conventions...

  • @TheReliquarian do you love your father or son or brother

  • @jamesfloped As I posted in the comment, with the suffix -ophile he puts his 'love' for Jesus in a sexual context. This would mean he wants to introduce sexual congress into their relationship, which Jehovah, and by extension, Jesus, has said he is not into. Jesusophile shouldn't limit the relationships of other homosexuals because he can't have the one he wants (because Jesus is Fictional), he should get out there and look for that certain Mr. Right! Plenty a' hipsters out there...

  • @jamesfloped Yes, I love all my family members, in the strict Platonic/Familial sense. However, I am not a 'Family-ophile', as that would be incestuous. The Bible may be okay with that, as shown by the sexual relationships between Lot and his daughters, but modern society and I are Not.

  • @TheReliquarian He is just a satirical comedian; he doesn't actually mean any of this. I think you're an idiot for not knowing that.

  • @CalHasChillDay ...I suppose you've never heard of 'Going Along With The Gag'.

    I'll lay it out - he's taking the obviously farcical stance of being a closeted christian. My comments go to further prove his point, that (1) there's nothing wrong with being gay, and (2) it's mentally unhealthy to deny who you are.

    My comments to jamesfloped, however, were a preemptive attempt to shut down his argument. You could already see where his whole "-ophile means love" thing was going.

  • So i guess... your gay ? 

  • Biggest closet case ever !!!!

  • OMG biggest closet case ever

  • This guy is either making sarcastic videos depicting Christians as total tools or, well, he is. Either way I think he fails, he is either too over the top as a Christian idiot, or he really is. Anyway, he is not worth wasting anymore time on.

  • WOW! your cute! would LOVE you to try and cure me of being gay! DING-DONG! YOUR SEXY! LOL!!! HUGS AND KISSES!!!

  • Congrats, you're the first person that's ever made me facepalm in the first 30 seconds of video.

  • hahaa ... you dont know alot of gay people right?

    wow what an naive worldview ... haha XD

  • What ever mental damage this guy has needs to be cured first

  • this guy has some problem still living in his mothers basement

  • Your thoughts are your own. 

  • holy shit, i laughed sooooooooooooooo hard

  • Hello Gays :D Ima say that because its okay be be gay <3 u all !

  • HEY everyone, this is SATIRE. He doesnt mean it. lol Listen closely

  • @fitasafiddle123 Exactly. Anybody who can't tell that he's kidding must not be really paying attention.

  • @bvscfanatic lol that is youtube for you. So obviously satire

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  • OMG you're sick. I really can't stand you

  • Haha, you can't be serious on this one xD. Troll deluxe :p

  • You look gay. I bet an anal job would do you great.

  • Twisted sister

  • Can't cure something that isn't an illness. You can only supress someone's sexuality. Not change it.

  • Okay Ashton Kutcher, I invite you to try to "cure" me. We'll see how well that works.

  • I think you have a very disfunctional family, and i do not think there is anything wrong with homosexuals, but i think you're just trying to deny that you yourself may be a little curious about other men, and like i said there is nothing wrong with it, but come on, don't sexually harass women like that, they are not our property, they are our partners, especially your own mother

  • Christianity is a disease.Education is the cure.

  • So you were basically saying that you touch your mothers and sisters breast to get exually aroused? Dude thats just weird!

    Also touching womens breast while they dont want it is called Sexuall Harassment and can send you to jail or get you fired etc in many parts of the world

  • haha, cmon it's not so bad let's go find a woman. how would you feel about someone saying that to you about a guy. c'mon it's not so bad dicks in the butt don't hurt, it doesn't matter that you're in no way attracted to them. yeah it doesn't seem quite as logical that way does it.

  • To all you right-wing nutjobs;there is no cure for what isn't a disease.Get a life,as hunting down homosexuals,trying to 'cure' them,is not a career.They're queer,they're here,so GET F@$*ING USED TO IT!

  • LOL GAY GUYS PUSH STRAIGHT GUYS SOOO GMMMM...... XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

  • "I think gay people should be cured! NOT just of their aids..."

    this whole video had me in stitches. fair do's

  • This guy is like the cousin of Daxflame

  • people who think gays can be "cured" are usually homophobes (although they wont admit it). and 90% of the time, homophobes are just gays in the closet LOL. i think you fall in that 90% cause my gaydar pings when i look into those senstive and confused eyes lol. give it up dude, the only way to cure yourself is to accept yourself!

  • so if there's a cure for homosexuality...does that mean there's finally a cure for idiots like you? if so then hot damn we're saved!!! we didn't think we could live another moment with ignorant fucks like you!

  • haha alright alright, this guys pretty fuckin good

  • dude you are a psychopath, even if you are joking..there is no cure for homosexuality, especially if there isnt one for your stupidity.

    that is all

  • lol Great job.

    

  • ok....ok..after watching this video i get it now. i tip my hat to you sir.

  • Hmm... A guy named Jesusophile, has a beard and long hair, and trolls religion. Defiantly the second coming of Christ.

  • this man is a fucking genious! xD

  • Your ignorance is sickening.

  • LOL - This is hilarious! :-D

  • Oh man, this is genius.

  • I think he is GAY look at him he ist defitly GAY

  • Why are the pretty ones dumb ? I bet he's gay for pay when the rent comes due ;)

  • Being gay isn't giving up; it's a matter of preference.

  • no, you are not homophobic.... you just gay and this is the reason why you so hate them.... cause now you are not perfect for your god.. uuuuuuuuu, so bad..

  • so cute so evil

  • this guy anoying on every level

  • You are a christian but you support incest ?

  • @microwavecookie the bible is at the very least, PRO incest.

  • 2:10 i quit:)

  • OMG, I knew it, Jesus is white!!!

  • Omfg this guy is stupidddd!! Straight up!! Ur fucking gay u dumbass ..& who the fuck goes & touches theirs moms tittis like get the fuck out of here ...you have some issues & bitch ..a women' isn't NOBODYS property!!!! U mad stupiddddd & yeaa god a men & a women but nobody is perfect & ppl r different -.- lus if u get hard web guys told I maybe YOUR THE FUCKING GAY ONE!! I I swear u need to open ur mind & stop being stupid & open ur mind we aren't in 40s or 50s ..GET OVER UR SELF!!!

  • @stefy1621 He's being ironic you fucking dimwit.

  • He does look like Jesus!

  • You're soooooooo gay, it hurts.

  • I am so happy i watched this it was to funny

  • if this is not a joke, need to get your head examined. You are sick.

  • I'd love to cast him as Jesus in my next stage play.

  • no way! hij is nederlands (verhuisdoos gamma :P) lol, ik dacht het al soms aan z'n uitspraak te horen

  • not only are you gay, but your an incestual rapist....aint christianity great

  • the smartest man on youtube

  • Psycho...

  • I find the number of people who don't get this is a joke very alarming.

  • I'm lol'ing so hard. You're fucking hilarious dude.

  • this guy is hilarious

  • HAHAHA BEST TROLL EVER

  • i never hear or saw something soo stupid. dude just shut the f*** up

  • you should be publicly executed 

  • So women in Christ eyes are property? Glad I'm atheist.

  • @aimster4560 Good job on the atheism, now try some irony on for size you moron.

  • @eezysqueezy Oh honey, I'm sorry. I mistook him for sounding very serious. .......Yeah, he doesn't seem to be sounding sarcastic at all, you idiot. And if he was, he would've made a point saying he was kidding.

  • @aimster4560 Yes! Yes, he should've made a point were he said he was only kidding. I totally agree!

    No, I'm not being sarcastic about it.

    No, really.

    I mean it.

    Hey, don't look at me like that!

    Honestly!

    Come on, now...

  • @flensdude Lololol. =p

  • @aimster4560 You're not really getting the point of sarcasm, then, are you? He doesn't need to 'make the point that he was kidding' to be sarcastic, because luckily most people aren't as dumb as you and get the fucking joke.

  • @eezysqueezy Oh really? Sorry that his tone of voice isn't plainly obvious to us average people, Mister I'm-A-Fucking-Genius. And I'd appreciate if you'd stop spamming my comments with your useless trolling that no one gives a fuck about. Thanks :)

  • @aimster4560 Hahahaha! I'm not a genius and I never claimed to be. YOU are the person who didn't get the joke and now YOU sound a little embarrassed about that fact, even resorting to calling me a troll etc. It's not trolling just because someone disagrees with your lame-brain misjudgement of comedy as something it is not. You missed the trick here. Learn from the experience instead of lashing out like a child.

  • sarcasm or not, this is still stupid

  • There is a cure for gays ! Just don't go with the same sex , easy

  • Lmfao, I'm pretty sure this guy's a troll xD

  • oh please.......you should accept people for who they are not try to change them......

  • Oh, ok he's definitely being sarcastic. I was worried there for a second.

  • So this is what happened to Ashton Kutcher.

  • I think he's telling men to rape us at the end?

  • This is a joke due to nipple hardness.

  • at first i thought this was hilarious, now it's just making me sick to me stomach

  • This is a comedy routine in the form of hyperbolic sarcasm. This guy can not possibly be serious.

  • @diegodann Obviously.

  • Why the hell is anyone trying to fight with this guy? He is a troll or is a deeply deluded individual

  • i tried everything you said and you're a liar, now like men even more!!!

  • I thought that was funny!!!

  • you are born gay you dont just choose it and you just need to shut up and let ppl live there lives

    

  • If that is the cure, I am dead!

  • Great! I almost considered you to be serious, but the nipple thing and he breasts of your female relatives were too much ;) Anyway... great video! Happy holidays!

  • wow!! find a women and you find ur mom and sister!! lol

  • u r a fag

  • Nice troll.

  • *facepalm* You had me going there for a while. Poe's law.

  • Is this forreal?

  • ohhhhhhhhh so he is a troll well that makes sense u shure though?

  • deffinitly a troll

  • If I'd shoot him into his head...........nothing would happen.........no brain in there to destroy

  • You have a really gay lisp.

  • im cured!!!!! and i wasnt even gay to begin with, what a great video

  • Wow can your incest problems be cured?

  • This is a joke, right?

  • is there a reason ehy u look like jesus

  • I hope you're a troll...

  • pedophile = having sex with children. homophil = having sex with the same gender. jesusophile = having sex with Jesus? :-) Well, you got me just like guiaranha. Nicely done.

  • oooooooooooh I see what you did there... I called you some bad names in another video of your's... And I apollogise for that, I didn't noticed you were trolling... like a boss, by the way!

  • I love this.

  • How dare you one of my best friends is gay and he is happy as he is .

    you cant talk about being gay like it is a disese

  • Why do you even bother making videos you fucking idiot!

  • 975 people are definately not homosexual..

  • Is he Dutch? Also, it took me a couple videos to realize that he's trolling.  Pretty ingenious.

  • whoa.........

  • Hahaha, I love videos like this! This stupid twat does more to help the cause of homosexuals than a thousand pro-gay activists could do in a lifetime. lol

  • 99% of people commenting on this video are absolute retards. he's blatantly taking the piss.

  • Wow is this the most offensive video I have ever seen...

    Wow are you the worst user of stereotypes...

    Wow are you talking shite...

    Wow I'm not even from America and from scotland so your stupid internationaly!

  • @ectoplasm12345

    Wow are you a creep for touching your mum like that...

    Wow are you a creep for listening to your mum when she said touch up your sister...

    Wow is it not "The Christian Way" to squeeze random womens breasts...

    Wow are you anti-feminist for referring to all women as "Property"...

    Wow is it weird that a straight guy has to make these comments on your videos...

    Wow is it awful you refer to homosexuality as a disease...

    Wow, you haven't blocked comments in this video...

  • Thanks Jesusophile! Love you man!

  • Man, you need to talk to a professional, cause you've got some major problems. You should accept people for who they are no matter who they love (whether it be of the same or opposite sex). And I DON'T consider it okay for a man to sexually assault a woman just so that he can reassure himself that he's straight. Not only this but you touched your mom's breast? What the hell?? You're not only homophobic, but chauvinistic as well.

  • @mscalewhale This is under comedy. He's satirizing pop-Christian dogma, much like Edward Current he does it with a very straight face and often suffers from Poe's law. rationalwiki(.)org/wiki/Jesuso­phile should give you better details.

  • wanna bum?

  • you're honestly the stupidest man on this planet. being gay is not choice, you homophobic creep.

  • is there a cure for stupidity?

  • Jesus christ! I'm not gay but that is my choice. I bet any random gay guy gets more ass than you so why dont you work on your sexual issues first.

  • Clearly trolling >.>

  • Are you actually calling homosexualls "gays" to their face "hey, you gay!" haha!

  • This is hard to watch, i cant believe he is living.

  • curious video considering how massively gay your username is.

  • How to cure homosexuality. Don't call yourself a man who wants to rape the tight virgin asshole of Jesus and then start making videos whilst continuing to be ignorant of the fact that your username says you are someone who wants to rape the tight virgin asshole of Jesus, and then maybe people would listen to you :3.

  • you're trolling us right?

  • Get fucked.

  • This is obiously satire. People should not be upset by this. He is actually really funny.

  • This had to be one of the most ludicrous videos that I ever saw. The author evidently doesn't have any idea what homosexuality is - and unless this is totally a satire, which it may be, perhaps -- is one of the most disgusting examples of religious idiocy I've ever seen. If it is a satire its still disturbing.

  • Lulz!!!

  • LOL this guy is hilarious. and it is a satire people

  • You look like you're gay too O_o

    Freud explain that u_u

  • I think you should probably cut your fucking hair before gay bashing. Hippie.

  • i can't tell if he is trolling

  • are you gonna be like daxflame and never admit to be being fake lol?

  • I wish I lived in the days where I could kill a gay and I would be considered a hero

  • The fact you believe it needs to be cured shows you are a homophobic. And then you make it seem like they are gay because they can't get women? Wow you clearly have not seen very much of the world.And then watching throw it you just mock homosexuality. You disgust me.

    Ohh the Christian way, dont lay with a man, lay with you sister or your mother. Or perhaps a small boy if you are high up in the eyes of god

  • He touched his mothers breast and plans to touch his sisters...

  • 0:14 dude if anyone needs to be curing if being gay its u. u dont actually need to be cured... with u its more like u really need to realise who u r. 1:12 gay men havent gave up but have stopped the search and dont need to continue looking because they have found what they have needed which is men. girls are not mens property and that is one of the reasons i think gays are more pure than straight ppl (not inc ppl who r straight but lgbt supporters) gays do not abuse women and are not evil.

  • When did Jesus get a Youtube account?

  • people have personal tastes and it is no ones buisness to tell them what they can and cant do homosexuality does not harm anyone in fact statistics show that homosexuals are typicaly passive dispite tjhe fact that they are constantly discriminated against so stop judging

  • Your appearance alone tells me you're trolling :D

  • Haha this is quite funny

  • ok this is deffinitely a joke