this video had nothing to do with curing homosexuality. Nor did it even explain why homosexuality should be cured except that you firmly believe it should. Towards the end you were just being ridiculous. Squeezing your moms breasts...pfff
haha u look like a fag the way u throw ur hands around and talked about ur nipples getting hard talking about the guys at work.oh and their muscles oh jebus just popped a boner i bet u chant his name while u rub one out looking at gay porno and u sound like a rapist just grabbing a girls tit seek help guy and not from ur fake ass god
Yes people have choices to make. They don't have to make the wrong ones. If you know a cream cake is bad for you and a piece of lettuce is good, which would you choose? Thought so. The cream cake is more enticing but that does not mean it is good! In fact it is very bad. In the same way, the way to destruction is enticing (choosing to do things like smoking, drinking etc) and the way to salvation is not doing those things ..
Funny stuff. So many people think you're for real. I did for the first video. Stuff like this really fires people up. The comments and video responses are hilarious.
This guy is hilarious. This is definately satire, he seems pretty gay from his maneurisms, and he's def not a chritsian lol. I think you are funny in how far you go with your jokes, but really, jesusophile? I'm not even a hardcore christian, but i think thats a little offensive
According to your own handle, consisting of -ophile and Jesus-, you love and have a strong sexual attraction to Jesus. This is, in fact, a form of homosexuality, which you are denouncing. Give it up, you've already spilled the beans about your Jesus-Boner. Just admit it; you're gay, and have a thing for guys with long hair and scraggly beards. You must have a hard time hiding your chub-on at hipster conventions...
@jamesfloped As I posted in the comment, with the suffix -ophile he puts his 'love' for Jesus in a sexual context. This would mean he wants to introduce sexual congress into their relationship, which Jehovah, and by extension, Jesus, has said he is not into. Jesusophile shouldn't limit the relationships of other homosexuals because he can't have the one he wants (because Jesus is Fictional), he should get out there and look for that certain Mr. Right! Plenty a' hipsters out there...
@jamesfloped Yes, I love all my family members, in the strict Platonic/Familial sense. However, I am not a 'Family-ophile', as that would be incestuous. The Bible may be okay with that, as shown by the sexual relationships between Lot and his daughters, but modern society and I are Not.
@CalHasChillDay ...I suppose you've never heard of 'Going Along With The Gag'.
I'll lay it out - he's taking the obviously farcical stance of being a closeted christian. My comments go to further prove his point, that (1) there's nothing wrong with being gay, and (2) it's mentally unhealthy to deny who you are.
My comments to jamesfloped, however, were a preemptive attempt to shut down his argument. You could already see where his whole "-ophile means love" thing was going.
This guy is either making sarcastic videos depicting Christians as total tools or, well, he is. Either way I think he fails, he is either too over the top as a Christian idiot, or he really is. Anyway, he is not worth wasting anymore time on.
I think you have a very disfunctional family, and i do not think there is anything wrong with homosexuals, but i think you're just trying to deny that you yourself may be a little curious about other men, and like i said there is nothing wrong with it, but come on, don't sexually harass women like that, they are not our property, they are our partners, especially your own mother
So you were basically saying that you touch your mothers and sisters breast to get exually aroused? Dude thats just weird!
Also touching womens breast while they dont want it is called Sexuall Harassment and can send you to jail or get you fired etc in many parts of the world
haha, cmon it's not so bad let's go find a woman. how would you feel about someone saying that to you about a guy. c'mon it's not so bad dicks in the butt don't hurt, it doesn't matter that you're in no way attracted to them. yeah it doesn't seem quite as logical that way does it.
To all you right-wing nutjobs;there is no cure for what isn't a disease.Get a life,as hunting down homosexuals,trying to 'cure' them,is not a career.They're queer,they're here,so GET F@$*ING USED TO IT!
people who think gays can be "cured" are usually homophobes (although they wont admit it). and 90% of the time, homophobes are just gays in the closet LOL. i think you fall in that 90% cause my gaydar pings when i look into those senstive and confused eyes lol. give it up dude, the only way to cure yourself is to accept yourself!
so if there's a cure for homosexuality...does that mean there's finally a cure for idiots like you? if so then hot damn we're saved!!! we didn't think we could live another moment with ignorant fucks like you!
no, you are not homophobic.... you just gay and this is the reason why you so hate them.... cause now you are not perfect for your god.. uuuuuuuuu, so bad..
Omfg this guy is stupidddd!! Straight up!! Ur fucking gay u dumbass ..& who the fuck goes & touches theirs moms tittis like get the fuck out of here ...you have some issues & bitch ..a women' isn't NOBODYS property!!!! U mad stupiddddd & yeaa god a men & a women but nobody is perfect & ppl r different -.- lus if u get hard web guys told I maybe YOUR THE FUCKING GAY ONE!! I I swear u need to open ur mind & stop being stupid & open ur mind we aren't in 40s or 50s ..GET OVER UR SELF!!!
@eezysqueezy Oh honey, I'm sorry. I mistook him for sounding very serious. .......Yeah, he doesn't seem to be sounding sarcastic at all, you idiot. And if he was, he would've made a point saying he was kidding.
@aimster4560 You're not really getting the point of sarcasm, then, are you? He doesn't need to 'make the point that he was kidding' to be sarcastic, because luckily most people aren't as dumb as you and get the fucking joke.
@eezysqueezy Oh really? Sorry that his tone of voice isn't plainly obvious to us average people, Mister I'm-A-Fucking-Genius. And I'd appreciate if you'd stop spamming my comments with your useless trolling that no one gives a fuck about. Thanks :)
@aimster4560 Hahahaha! I'm not a genius and I never claimed to be. YOU are the person who didn't get the joke and now YOU sound a little embarrassed about that fact, even resorting to calling me a troll etc. It's not trolling just because someone disagrees with your lame-brain misjudgement of comedy as something it is not. You missed the trick here. Learn from the experience instead of lashing out like a child.
Great! I almost considered you to be serious, but the nipple thing and he breasts of your female relatives were too much ;) Anyway... great video! Happy holidays!
pedophile = having sex with children. homophil = having sex with the same gender. jesusophile = having sex with Jesus? :-) Well, you got me just like guiaranha. Nicely done.
oooooooooooh I see what you did there... I called you some bad names in another video of your's... And I apollogise for that, I didn't noticed you were trolling... like a boss, by the way!
Hahaha, I love videos like this! This stupid twat does more to help the cause of homosexuals than a thousand pro-gay activists could do in a lifetime. lol
Man, you need to talk to a professional, cause you've got some major problems. You should accept people for who they are no matter who they love (whether it be of the same or opposite sex). And I DON'T consider it okay for a man to sexually assault a woman just so that he can reassure himself that he's straight. Not only this but you touched your mom's breast? What the hell?? You're not only homophobic, but chauvinistic as well.
@mscalewhale This is under comedy. He's satirizing pop-Christian dogma, much like Edward Current he does it with a very straight face and often suffers from Poe's law. rationalwiki(.)org/wiki/Jesusophile should give you better details.
@TheBlitMaster Quote: "This is under comedy. He's satirizing pop-Christian dogma, much like Edward Current he does it with a very straight face and often suffers from Poe's law. rationalwiki(.)org/wiki/Jesusophile should give you better details."
-I hope that's true. As I watched, I kept thinking to myself that no one could be this stupid. lol
How to cure homosexuality. Don't call yourself a man who wants to rape the tight virgin asshole of Jesus and then start making videos whilst continuing to be ignorant of the fact that your username says you are someone who wants to rape the tight virgin asshole of Jesus, and then maybe people would listen to you :3.
This had to be one of the most ludicrous videos that I ever saw. The author evidently doesn't have any idea what homosexuality is - and unless this is totally a satire, which it may be, perhaps -- is one of the most disgusting examples of religious idiocy I've ever seen. If it is a satire its still disturbing.
The fact you believe it needs to be cured shows you are a homophobic. And then you make it seem like they are gay because they can't get women? Wow you clearly have not seen very much of the world.And then watching throw it you just mock homosexuality. You disgust me.
Ohh the Christian way, dont lay with a man, lay with you sister or your mother. Or perhaps a small boy if you are high up in the eyes of god
0:14 dude if anyone needs to be curing if being gay its u. u dont actually need to be cured... with u its more like u really need to realise who u r. 1:12 gay men havent gave up but have stopped the search and dont need to continue looking because they have found what they have needed which is men. girls are not mens property and that is one of the reasons i think gays are more pure than straight ppl (not inc ppl who r straight but lgbt supporters) gays do not abuse women and are not evil.
people have personal tastes and it is no ones buisness to tell them what they can and cant do homosexuality does not harm anyone in fact statistics show that homosexuals are typicaly passive dispite tjhe fact that they are constantly discriminated against so stop judging
He makes my gaydar go bing.
Kritaose 1 hour ago
If there is a god that created all, then he also created homosexuality.. so.. either there IS no god, or he supports gay people..
philosoaper 3 hours ago
this video had nothing to do with curing homosexuality. Nor did it even explain why homosexuality should be cured except that you firmly believe it should. Towards the end you were just being ridiculous. Squeezing your moms breasts...pfff
piper4seeformerly 3 hours ago
haha u look like a fag the way u throw ur hands around and talked about ur nipples getting hard talking about the guys at work.oh and their muscles oh jebus just popped a boner i bet u chant his name while u rub one out looking at gay porno and u sound like a rapist just grabbing a girls tit seek help guy and not from ur fake ass god
dodyis1 1 day ago
flagged as inappropriate on the grounds of hatred towards sexual orientation.
bobsizzlack008 1 day ago
This guy is like @daxflame if he was brought up in an evangelical household.
imrepohl 1 day ago
hahaha touch of their man hands did something to me
imrepohl 1 day ago
If this is real, he's definitely gay.
imrepohl 1 day ago
Ok, its a joke
kronfisen 1 day ago
I hope this is a joke, i can't really tell because it's so dumb
dsswill 1 day ago
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Yes people have choices to make. They don't have to make the wrong ones. If you know a cream cake is bad for you and a piece of lettuce is good, which would you choose? Thought so. The cream cake is more enticing but that does not mean it is good! In fact it is very bad. In the same way, the way to destruction is enticing (choosing to do things like smoking, drinking etc) and the way to salvation is not doing those things ..
KingdomSeeker2012 2 days ago
the cure fo fags and dykes is death
saintfredphelps2 2 days ago
Im looking for your demonstration with the can and banana it was hilarious.
apocalist420 2 days ago
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knadapus 3 days ago
You look like Jesus xD
OMGtechy 3 days ago
Funny stuff. So many people think you're for real. I did for the first video. Stuff like this really fires people up. The comments and video responses are hilarious.
mr4chord 3 days ago
This guy is hilarious. This is definately satire, he seems pretty gay from his maneurisms, and he's def not a chritsian lol. I think you are funny in how far you go with your jokes, but really, jesusophile? I'm not even a hardcore christian, but i think thats a little offensive
jaymoney522 4 days ago
This can't possibly be real. It's satire, right?
rapplewhite 4 days ago in playlist Uploaded videos
He is an atheist
WOWURGAYX100 4 days ago
this is a joke right?cause this cannot be serious.
witchcerridwen 4 days ago
Are you Jesus? lol
mattshu1 4 days ago
Man hands make your nipples hard... you've got some questions you need to answer for yourself.
walrus527 5 days ago
CHRISTIANITY IS EVIL.
scimatarpictures 5 days ago
"Come with me to find a woman!" ha ha ha
johnnygreenbacks 6 days ago
According to your own handle, consisting of -ophile and Jesus-, you love and have a strong sexual attraction to Jesus. This is, in fact, a form of homosexuality, which you are denouncing. Give it up, you've already spilled the beans about your Jesus-Boner. Just admit it; you're gay, and have a thing for guys with long hair and scraggly beards. You must have a hard time hiding your chub-on at hipster conventions...
TheReliquarian 6 days ago 9
@TheReliquarian do you love your father or son or brother
jamesfloped 2 days ago
@jamesfloped As I posted in the comment, with the suffix -ophile he puts his 'love' for Jesus in a sexual context. This would mean he wants to introduce sexual congress into their relationship, which Jehovah, and by extension, Jesus, has said he is not into. Jesusophile shouldn't limit the relationships of other homosexuals because he can't have the one he wants (because Jesus is Fictional), he should get out there and look for that certain Mr. Right! Plenty a' hipsters out there...
TheReliquarian 2 days ago
@jamesfloped Yes, I love all my family members, in the strict Platonic/Familial sense. However, I am not a 'Family-ophile', as that would be incestuous. The Bible may be okay with that, as shown by the sexual relationships between Lot and his daughters, but modern society and I are Not.
TheReliquarian 2 days ago
@TheReliquarian He is just a satirical comedian; he doesn't actually mean any of this. I think you're an idiot for not knowing that.
CalHasChillDay 23 hours ago
@CalHasChillDay ...I suppose you've never heard of 'Going Along With The Gag'.
I'll lay it out - he's taking the obviously farcical stance of being a closeted christian. My comments go to further prove his point, that (1) there's nothing wrong with being gay, and (2) it's mentally unhealthy to deny who you are.
My comments to jamesfloped, however, were a preemptive attempt to shut down his argument. You could already see where his whole "-ophile means love" thing was going.
TheReliquarian 23 hours ago
So i guess... your gay ?
Raaawrable 6 days ago
Biggest closet case ever !!!!
Messalinaimperatrix 6 days ago
OMG biggest closet case ever
TheAlexKiernan 6 days ago
This guy is either making sarcastic videos depicting Christians as total tools or, well, he is. Either way I think he fails, he is either too over the top as a Christian idiot, or he really is. Anyway, he is not worth wasting anymore time on.
oadnrtyo 6 days ago
WOW! your cute! would LOVE you to try and cure me of being gay! DING-DONG! YOUR SEXY! LOL!!! HUGS AND KISSES!!!
manchean1 1 week ago
Congrats, you're the first person that's ever made me facepalm in the first 30 seconds of video.
TheCreamPuffz 1 week ago
hahaa ... you dont know alot of gay people right?
wow what an naive worldview ... haha XD
pseudonymuser 1 week ago
What ever mental damage this guy has needs to be cured first
Hudsta10Gaming 1 week ago
this guy has some problem still living in his mothers basement
kerdas5 1 week ago
Your thoughts are your own.
OCDlove 1 week ago
holy shit, i laughed sooooooooooooooo hard
zaal08 1 week ago
Hello Gays :D Ima say that because its okay be be gay <3 u all !
LadyRyuga 1 week ago
HEY everyone, this is SATIRE. He doesnt mean it. lol Listen closely
fitasafiddle123 1 week ago
@fitasafiddle123 Exactly. Anybody who can't tell that he's kidding must not be really paying attention.
bvscfanatic 1 week ago
@bvscfanatic lol that is youtube for you. So obviously satire
fitasafiddle123 1 week ago
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fitasafiddle123 1 week ago
OMG you're sick. I really can't stand you
iclash 1 week ago
Haha, you can't be serious on this one xD. Troll deluxe :p
ChronicGalaxy360 1 week ago
You look gay. I bet an anal job would do you great.
TheWayshowerTube 1 week ago
Twisted sister
Plumannieduff 1 week ago
Can't cure something that isn't an illness. You can only supress someone's sexuality. Not change it.
1TheLoneWolf1 1 week ago
Okay Ashton Kutcher, I invite you to try to "cure" me. We'll see how well that works.
NoGodsNoOverlords 1 week ago
I think you have a very disfunctional family, and i do not think there is anything wrong with homosexuals, but i think you're just trying to deny that you yourself may be a little curious about other men, and like i said there is nothing wrong with it, but come on, don't sexually harass women like that, they are not our property, they are our partners, especially your own mother
Ryuuji206 1 week ago
Christianity is a disease.Education is the cure.
LoveLifeBeHappy2012 2 weeks ago 17
So you were basically saying that you touch your mothers and sisters breast to get exually aroused? Dude thats just weird!
Also touching womens breast while they dont want it is called Sexuall Harassment and can send you to jail or get you fired etc in many parts of the world
Starfish5202 2 weeks ago
haha, cmon it's not so bad let's go find a woman. how would you feel about someone saying that to you about a guy. c'mon it's not so bad dicks in the butt don't hurt, it doesn't matter that you're in no way attracted to them. yeah it doesn't seem quite as logical that way does it.
Stjimmyrulesx 2 weeks ago
To all you right-wing nutjobs;there is no cure for what isn't a disease.Get a life,as hunting down homosexuals,trying to 'cure' them,is not a career.They're queer,they're here,so GET F@$*ING USED TO IT!
rileyandlucymovie 2 weeks ago
LOL GAY GUYS PUSH STRAIGHT GUYS SOOO GMMMM...... XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Killer27063 2 weeks ago
"I think gay people should be cured! NOT just of their aids..."
this whole video had me in stitches. fair do's
Fanglespangle 2 weeks ago
This guy is like the cousin of Daxflame
KeepitShredda 2 weeks ago
people who think gays can be "cured" are usually homophobes (although they wont admit it). and 90% of the time, homophobes are just gays in the closet LOL. i think you fall in that 90% cause my gaydar pings when i look into those senstive and confused eyes lol. give it up dude, the only way to cure yourself is to accept yourself!
shapju 2 weeks ago
so if there's a cure for homosexuality...does that mean there's finally a cure for idiots like you? if so then hot damn we're saved!!! we didn't think we could live another moment with ignorant fucks like you!
LadyMultiple 2 weeks ago
haha alright alright, this guys pretty fuckin good
tronclay 2 weeks ago
dude you are a psychopath, even if you are joking..there is no cure for homosexuality, especially if there isnt one for your stupidity.
that is all
pjpartygalore 2 weeks ago
lol Great job.
ResolutionismTube 2 weeks ago
ok....ok..after watching this video i get it now. i tip my hat to you sir.
PlantMan041 2 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
Hmm... A guy named Jesusophile, has a beard and long hair, and trolls religion. Defiantly the second coming of Christ.
WillaDie 2 weeks ago
this man is a fucking genious! xD
ThatGuyWithHisHat 2 weeks ago
Your ignorance is sickening.
clairavance21 2 weeks ago
LOL - This is hilarious! :-D
jaihare 2 weeks ago
Oh man, this is genius.
Kyrindattara 2 weeks ago
I think he is GAY look at him he ist defitly GAY
duderobi 2 weeks ago
Why are the pretty ones dumb ? I bet he's gay for pay when the rent comes due ;)
DracoAquarian1 2 weeks ago
Being gay isn't giving up; it's a matter of preference.
x54xHantamachine 2 weeks ago
no, you are not homophobic.... you just gay and this is the reason why you so hate them.... cause now you are not perfect for your god.. uuuuuuuuu, so bad..
TenebrificPinkPlum 2 weeks ago
so cute so evil
linyrocker 2 weeks ago
this guy anoying on every level
Slolz247 3 weeks ago
You are a christian but you support incest ?
microwavecookie 3 weeks ago
@microwavecookie the bible is at the very least, PRO incest.
luke666808g 3 weeks ago
2:10 i quit:)
esraretin 3 weeks ago
OMG, I knew it, Jesus is white!!!
bubonicbieber 3 weeks ago
Omfg this guy is stupidddd!! Straight up!! Ur fucking gay u dumbass ..& who the fuck goes & touches theirs moms tittis like get the fuck out of here ...you have some issues & bitch ..a women' isn't NOBODYS property!!!! U mad stupiddddd & yeaa god a men & a women but nobody is perfect & ppl r different -.- lus if u get hard web guys told I maybe YOUR THE FUCKING GAY ONE!! I I swear u need to open ur mind & stop being stupid & open ur mind we aren't in 40s or 50s ..GET OVER UR SELF!!!
stefy1621 3 weeks ago
@stefy1621 He's being ironic you fucking dimwit.
eezysqueezy 3 weeks ago
He does look like Jesus!
RagdollRalph 3 weeks ago
You're soooooooo gay, it hurts.
roman3773 3 weeks ago
I am so happy i watched this it was to funny
rasb824 3 weeks ago
if this is not a joke, need to get your head examined. You are sick.
Antaur666 3 weeks ago
I'd love to cast him as Jesus in my next stage play.
andenisa 3 weeks ago
no way! hij is nederlands (verhuisdoos gamma :P) lol, ik dacht het al soms aan z'n uitspraak te horen
janjohandealgenman 3 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
not only are you gay, but your an incestual rapist....aint christianity great
pikedjinn 3 weeks ago
the smartest man on youtube
chuakip 3 weeks ago
Psycho...
0909mayne 3 weeks ago
I find the number of people who don't get this is a joke very alarming.
NeutralNewt 3 weeks ago
I'm lol'ing so hard. You're fucking hilarious dude.
TheCinemaJackTV 3 weeks ago
this guy is hilarious
SmiffyChannel 3 weeks ago
HAHAHA BEST TROLL EVER
Karponify 3 weeks ago 28
i never hear or saw something soo stupid. dude just shut the f*** up
4sjsd 3 weeks ago
you should be publicly executed
DGENERATE07 4 weeks ago
So women in Christ eyes are property? Glad I'm atheist.
aimster4560 4 weeks ago 17
@aimster4560 Good job on the atheism, now try some irony on for size you moron.
eezysqueezy 3 weeks ago
@eezysqueezy Oh honey, I'm sorry. I mistook him for sounding very serious. .......Yeah, he doesn't seem to be sounding sarcastic at all, you idiot. And if he was, he would've made a point saying he was kidding.
aimster4560 3 weeks ago
@aimster4560 Yes! Yes, he should've made a point were he said he was only kidding. I totally agree!
No, I'm not being sarcastic about it.
No, really.
I mean it.
Hey, don't look at me like that!
Honestly!
Come on, now...
flensdude 2 weeks ago
@flensdude Lololol. =p
aimster4560 2 weeks ago
@aimster4560 You're not really getting the point of sarcasm, then, are you? He doesn't need to 'make the point that he was kidding' to be sarcastic, because luckily most people aren't as dumb as you and get the fucking joke.
eezysqueezy 2 weeks ago
@eezysqueezy Oh really? Sorry that his tone of voice isn't plainly obvious to us average people, Mister I'm-A-Fucking-Genius. And I'd appreciate if you'd stop spamming my comments with your useless trolling that no one gives a fuck about. Thanks :)
aimster4560 2 weeks ago
@aimster4560 Hahahaha! I'm not a genius and I never claimed to be. YOU are the person who didn't get the joke and now YOU sound a little embarrassed about that fact, even resorting to calling me a troll etc. It's not trolling just because someone disagrees with your lame-brain misjudgement of comedy as something it is not. You missed the trick here. Learn from the experience instead of lashing out like a child.
eezysqueezy 2 weeks ago
sarcasm or not, this is still stupid
beautifulday01 4 weeks ago
There is a cure for gays ! Just don't go with the same sex , easy
MrCobra811 4 weeks ago
Lmfao, I'm pretty sure this guy's a troll xD
eyeliner062 4 weeks ago
oh please.......you should accept people for who they are not try to change them......
straywater 1 month ago
Oh, ok he's definitely being sarcastic. I was worried there for a second.
Tatchko 1 month ago
So this is what happened to Ashton Kutcher.
shabido1 1 month ago
I think he's telling men to rape us at the end?
bushbrick6 1 month ago
This is a joke due to nipple hardness.
Fudgadelical 1 month ago
at first i thought this was hilarious, now it's just making me sick to me stomach
whatevriwntDGAF 1 month ago in playlist More videos from Jesusophile
This is a comedy routine in the form of hyperbolic sarcasm. This guy can not possibly be serious.
diegodann 1 month ago
@diegodann Obviously.
superarmysoldier12 1 month ago
Why the hell is anyone trying to fight with this guy? He is a troll or is a deeply deluded individual
ActuallyLiam 1 month ago
i tried everything you said and you're a liar, now like men even more!!!
DereckSven2012 1 month ago
I thought that was funny!!!
tigerspuds 1 month ago
you are born gay you dont just choose it and you just need to shut up and let ppl live there lives
15snugglebug 1 month ago
If that is the cure, I am dead!
gyqz 1 month ago
Great! I almost considered you to be serious, but the nipple thing and he breasts of your female relatives were too much ;) Anyway... great video! Happy holidays!
Equilion 1 month ago
wow!! find a women and you find ur mom and sister!! lol
Blackjuicez 1 month ago
u r a fag
Blackjuicez 1 month ago
Nice troll.
upabittoolate 1 month ago
*facepalm* You had me going there for a while. Poe's law.
JohnRaptor 1 month ago
Is this forreal?
kayandmak 1 month ago
ohhhhhhhhh so he is a troll well that makes sense u shure though?
LuckyMobius 1 month ago
deffinitly a troll
calebbrown1994 1 month ago
If I'd shoot him into his head...........nothing would happen.........no brain in there to destroy
MrPHAELAN 1 month ago
You have a really gay lisp.
Zfernbaugh 1 month ago
im cured!!!!! and i wasnt even gay to begin with, what a great video
WALKUREX 1 month ago
Wow can your incest problems be cured?
TheLampDancer 1 month ago
This is a joke, right?
KamekoBruns 1 month ago
is there a reason ehy u look like jesus
cbthrockarefaces 1 month ago
I hope you're a troll...
whohie 1 month ago
pedophile = having sex with children. homophil = having sex with the same gender. jesusophile = having sex with Jesus? :-) Well, you got me just like guiaranha. Nicely done.
Rigo0Jancsi 1 month ago
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I cured my faggotry with lots of buttsex
killerzboy010 1 month ago
oooooooooooh I see what you did there... I called you some bad names in another video of your's... And I apollogise for that, I didn't noticed you were trolling... like a boss, by the way!
guiaranha 1 month ago
I love this.
safetypinwhore 1 month ago
How dare you one of my best friends is gay and he is happy as he is .
you cant talk about being gay like it is a disese
TheJamesrox222 1 month ago
Why do you even bother making videos you fucking idiot!
theELUSIV 1 month ago
975 people are definately not homosexual..
imjustheretocomment2 1 month ago
Is he Dutch? Also, it took me a couple videos to realize that he's trolling. Pretty ingenious.
PaladinHero 1 month ago
whoa.........
mb14561 1 month ago
Hahaha, I love videos like this! This stupid twat does more to help the cause of homosexuals than a thousand pro-gay activists could do in a lifetime. lol
YTVideoJunkie 1 month ago
99% of people commenting on this video are absolute retards. he's blatantly taking the piss.
fuckoffben 1 month ago
Wow is this the most offensive video I have ever seen...
Wow are you the worst user of stereotypes...
Wow are you talking shite...
Wow I'm not even from America and from scotland so your stupid internationaly!
ectoplasm12345 1 month ago
@ectoplasm12345
Wow are you a creep for touching your mum like that...
Wow are you a creep for listening to your mum when she said touch up your sister...
Wow is it not "The Christian Way" to squeeze random womens breasts...
Wow are you anti-feminist for referring to all women as "Property"...
Wow is it weird that a straight guy has to make these comments on your videos...
Wow is it awful you refer to homosexuality as a disease...
Wow, you haven't blocked comments in this video...
ectoplasm12345 1 month ago
Thanks Jesusophile! Love you man!
TheNolo73 1 month ago
Man, you need to talk to a professional, cause you've got some major problems. You should accept people for who they are no matter who they love (whether it be of the same or opposite sex). And I DON'T consider it okay for a man to sexually assault a woman just so that he can reassure himself that he's straight. Not only this but you touched your mom's breast? What the hell?? You're not only homophobic, but chauvinistic as well.
mscalewhale 1 month ago
@mscalewhale This is under comedy. He's satirizing pop-Christian dogma, much like Edward Current he does it with a very straight face and often suffers from Poe's law. rationalwiki(.)org/wiki/Jesusophile should give you better details.
TheBlitMaster 1 month ago
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@TheBlitMaster Quote: "This is under comedy. He's satirizing pop-Christian dogma, much like Edward Current he does it with a very straight face and often suffers from Poe's law. rationalwiki(.)org/wiki/Jesusophile should give you better details."
-I hope that's true. As I watched, I kept thinking to myself that no one could be this stupid. lol
YTVideoJunkie 1 month ago
wanna bum?
onetao8 1 month ago
you're honestly the stupidest man on this planet. being gay is not choice, you homophobic creep.
itsonlyemmaa 1 month ago
is there a cure for stupidity?
denisbonenfant 1 month ago
Jesus christ! I'm not gay but that is my choice. I bet any random gay guy gets more ass than you so why dont you work on your sexual issues first.
SpeakerFrequer 1 month ago
Clearly trolling >.>
dilt4 1 month ago
Are you actually calling homosexualls "gays" to their face "hey, you gay!" haha!
RoffeDH 1 month ago
This is hard to watch, i cant believe he is living.
Sk1nnyP 1 month ago
curious video considering how massively gay your username is.
MRinsubordination 1 month ago
How to cure homosexuality. Don't call yourself a man who wants to rape the tight virgin asshole of Jesus and then start making videos whilst continuing to be ignorant of the fact that your username says you are someone who wants to rape the tight virgin asshole of Jesus, and then maybe people would listen to you :3.
TheBlitMaster 1 month ago
you're trolling us right?
marleenxz 1 month ago
Get fucked.
ElectricFridge 1 month ago
This is obiously satire. People should not be upset by this. He is actually really funny.
smewgle 1 month ago
This had to be one of the most ludicrous videos that I ever saw. The author evidently doesn't have any idea what homosexuality is - and unless this is totally a satire, which it may be, perhaps -- is one of the most disgusting examples of religious idiocy I've ever seen. If it is a satire its still disturbing.
radagast25a 1 month ago
Lulz!!!
Schnitzelpops 1 month ago
LOL this guy is hilarious. and it is a satire people
foogarlim 1 month ago
You look like you're gay too O_o
Freud explain that u_u
whitchoi 1 month ago
I think you should probably cut your fucking hair before gay bashing. Hippie.
Innominemephisto 1 month ago
i can't tell if he is trolling
fenriz208 1 month ago
are you gonna be like daxflame and never admit to be being fake lol?
WoWrofllolz 1 month ago
I wish I lived in the days where I could kill a gay and I would be considered a hero
Ganjaseedable 1 month ago
The fact you believe it needs to be cured shows you are a homophobic. And then you make it seem like they are gay because they can't get women? Wow you clearly have not seen very much of the world.And then watching throw it you just mock homosexuality. You disgust me.
Ohh the Christian way, dont lay with a man, lay with you sister or your mother. Or perhaps a small boy if you are high up in the eyes of god
Eloporian 1 month ago
He touched his mothers breast and plans to touch his sisters...
CMF03 1 month ago 6
0:14 dude if anyone needs to be curing if being gay its u. u dont actually need to be cured... with u its more like u really need to realise who u r. 1:12 gay men havent gave up but have stopped the search and dont need to continue looking because they have found what they have needed which is men. girls are not mens property and that is one of the reasons i think gays are more pure than straight ppl (not inc ppl who r straight but lgbt supporters) gays do not abuse women and are not evil.
XEmWorldX 1 month ago
When did Jesus get a Youtube account?
theimportantperson 1 month ago
people have personal tastes and it is no ones buisness to tell them what they can and cant do homosexuality does not harm anyone in fact statistics show that homosexuals are typicaly passive dispite tjhe fact that they are constantly discriminated against so stop judging
KUROHiTO88 1 month ago
Your appearance alone tells me you're trolling :D
GaaraLover1792 1 month ago
Haha this is quite funny
pelle1243 1 month ago
ok this is deffinitely a joke
AlwaysMeetsForever 1 month ago