Crucifixion Fail

[Lif34Real]

JESUS!!!!

[hotelmario510]

Oh, Christians.

[gracenote007]

Hey, Jesus.....I can see your house from here!! :-)

[billcottles]

00:21  Jesus Christ!!!

[MegaGreenLucas]

At least he didn't die like Jesus did.

[steeler43013]

you know that guy that fell went athiest and the guys that dropped to hell

[1DaKAPP]

WHAT GOES UP,COMES BACK DOWN xD

[ZoSoVirtuoso1]

what if that actually happened to jesus?

[LynchColl94]

I love the "uuuugh" at 0:22

[AnimeAspieFanatic]

He has risen....and fallen

[TastyBassist]

Jesus: OH GOD DAMMIT!

[twitcher64]

AND HE RISES!

[joeratti]

why the flying fuck would anyone want to recreate Jesus' crucifixion? serves the stupid asshole right

[LuigianoMariano]

Jesus was also a carpenter.

So this is ABSOLUTE BLASPHEMY.

[MsMercurii]

satanisti

[ml59588]

Forgive them Father, They know not what they do!

[joe6panther6]

idiots

[Spongeboulder]

Ohhhhhhhhhh so this is what happened:|

[PsychoMarcus]

Wouldnt it be great if THAT was the real story xD

[deviatorz]

if you nail his hands to the cross, we wouldn't have this problem would we?

[MrSamsamtv]

BoooOOOOOoom HeAdshot! (O + O)

[watdafuxrong]

kinda reminds me of this story book i read...the one with the jesus and the holy-ness...i spark noted it...

[Jimmehtehboyy]

GE-ZUS

[HinchyFilms]

@Jimmehtehboyy  oh, I was going to say that. lol

[TheMarkoanton]

Christians are obviously bad at physics

[Pr0d1gyHunt3r]

Should've nailed his hands on. *)3)*

[TheXANGELOFDEATHX]

So this what really happen O.O

[xzenecaryan]

OMG!!! CHARLES MANSON!!!

[bertongbadtripful]

funny shit. 

[abrahkkan]

Because he WAS a hippie, in his time.

[whiskymarko]

the most funny thing is when you press 4 many times :D:D:D

[Shadowlit001]

Wow, churches actually do shit like this? That's pretty fucking morbid.

[micosino123]

@Shadowlit001 are you catholic?

[Aydee2020]

@micosino123 He's more like a mormon lol

[Killuminatyi]

Where did this happen?

[fraroc]

this wasnt supposed to happen until the THIRD day :)

[nokillings]

0:22 ughh!!

[DaemonGuitarist]

run away, jesus. RUN AWAY!!!

[Buckwheatjay]

why Jesus looks like a hippie?

[Reloaded028]

GEEZUSS!

[CrazyPockyJunkie]

woulda been funnier if jesus was real

[alejoquesada77]

That's why the romans used really big nails!

[batman2105]

Wasn't nailed properly I guess...

[mitra32203]

christians are crazy aye

[grimreaperhenrik]

Yea u know, they don't do crosses like they used to.

[BrightStaroftheDawn]

JESUS IS FLOORED!!

[ryanguy663]

LOL press 4 over and OVER AGAIN!!!

[twokei2]

OMG God defies him..so bad!

[MrInsanity187]

westboro baptist freaks

[from212]

I don't understand why people are obsessed with Jesus' crucifixion, like if it was such a wonderful thing that we have to re-enact it and mass produce billions of replicas and pictures so we can all remember how good Jebus looks hung up a cross.

[yermom014]

@from212 I know, it's pretty disgusting why in Catholocism they always do that. As if it is something to celebrate. (I'm Christian btw)

[hanif12able]

i'm waiting for 666.666 views !

[XTJimbo2010]

Keep pressing 4

[KamilyonEnterprise]

This video has 666 in the views. That should tell it was going fail.

[Yami6692]

Roman soldiers: perish for your herest!

*Jesus falls*

Roman soldiers: dude are you ok!?

[surfer260]

the guys in the black were jews

[Sichyworm]

Damn, Christians are freaking weird.

[Yami6692]

@Sichyworm yeah the problem is that this is an easter catholic representation of the passion

[Sichyworm]

@Yami6692 Hey, Roman Catholics do similarly weird shit.

[Yami6692]

@Sichyworm yeah

[ILIKESFLAN]

fucking jews

[TheCheesybeef]

This is the true story

[FatalDeity]

after that they mine as welll stopped the damn singing and everything lol

[OTAQ93]

why jesus doesn't did that?

[timesplitter2512]

Wow I didn't know it was that easy t escape

[javelinxd44]

They deserve to fail. Religous idiots.

[tao1541]

@javelinxd44 well ur an atheist fagot and if u have no religion u have no purpose to live and if u think ur gonna become a tree when u die im gonna cut it down and print the bible on ur ass

[becacaface]

@tao1541 you totally got that from dane cook.

[TheDJNaylor]

@tao1541 Its the ones like you that give religious people a bad name. Im assuming your Christian. And isnt that all about appreciation and love for every person you encounter? Calling everyone here who doesnt believe in religion (including myself) a faggot and a life not worth living is probably not the best way to spread the ''good" word. I hope i turn into a fat nug of bud so all who mourn may partake:D Just sayin

[tao1541]

@TheDJNaylor im jewish and its rally true that if u have no religion life isnt worth living. not believing in anything is terrible and i hope god has mercy on you when you die. cause if not your being a one way ticket straight to hell

[TheDJNaylor]

@tao1541 Haha all i have to say is its no wonder you guys have been fucked with so much throughout history.

[SageTheAtheist]

@tao1541 LOL Jews are not ven suppoed to believe in hell... that is a Christan thing. Unless you are a Jew who believes in Jesus, in which case wouldn't that mak you a Christian? I think you are a bit confused. "im jewish and its rally true that if u have no religion life isnt worth living." LOL life is not worth living if it is not devoted to worshipping an invisible dictator in the sky and constantly praising him? You must not find value in family and friends or doing good for others then.

[Muhammadisatroll]

@javelinxd44 Well aren't you a douche bag......

[bersa888]

Religion in all of its glory....

[rikkieatspie]

since when did Hagrid become Jesus

[DedmonStudios]

666 videos

ironic??

[TheRuindragon]

@DedmonStudios 667 now lol

[BlueMoonLightDreams]

@DedmonStudios idiotic religion...ironic?

[tDude666]

justice win :P

[shadowdeviant44]

lolz, the top 2 comments are never gonna be replaced.

[Imperia96]

Jesus, need a hand?

[Allucard090]

I'm a little surprised they just kept on singing...

[meowkie]

@Allucard090 That's what they mean by "On with the show!"

[DarkGemOfTheNight]

Oh man, I'm totally going to hell for laughing that hard =S

[HELL6RACIEL]

Wher is your god now jajajjaaaaa

[liliwiccaconrado]

hahahahahahahahahahah

[CamCoEntertainment]

NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JESUS!!!!

[Catsscratchfever]

ROLF Nails supplied by Home Depot..........

[Shklyarr]

JESUS!

[themidwichcuckoo]

LMAO This made me cry laughin XDDDDD

[TVWriterGuy]

The worst part of this play was that when Jesus rose from the grave he had a limp.

[xxlilstalkerxx]

somehow i dont think jesus fell off the cross that quickly.

[xxmuzicchickxx]

IS THAT HOW IT HAPPENED?!

[SuperMarioWorld828]

The 2 guys who put him up later got struck by lightning.

[HeavenHorizon1]

Hope they weren't using nails...

[pizzapioneer]

Just heard about this from a guy who when to this church and checked it out....After this there was real blood on the cross. How do I know? IT WAS ME.... and boy did that hurt. I got splinters in my back. The comments are AWESOME!!!! Big Ray on the right picked me up...through me over his shoulder...and walked out. They repaired the cross and we did it the next night. But it wasn't as funny. No crash!

[JochemsKristian]

get back on the cross afro-man

[CrazyPockyJunkie]

hahahaha

[sheenamae09]

Jesus carries the weight of our sins.

Apparently, it was TOO HEAVY.

SINNERS REPENT!

[desormi]

@sheenamae09 You're right. God bless you, my brother.

[hustler2406]

LMAO

Jesus made in china

[vanillamomentum]

the best fail ever.

[brokenroseable]

@vanillamomentum typing some incoherrent babble punctuated with a swear word isn't called an insult. It's called pathetic. Messing with my friend is not okay. get over yourself, you're not the queen of youtube just because some baka's pressed a button that happened to be named "subscribe" its a mindless action. Doesn't give you the right to belittle other people.

[vanillamomentum]

@brokenroseable who said i was belittling anyone? anyway. why are you stalking me? shithead. VOID.

[brokenroseable]

@vanillamomentum 1. you keep on replying too LOL

2. I didn't say you weren't worth it. Artie told me not to waste my time, but it's pretty funny to see what a dumbass you are first hand. Turns out she was right.

and 3. all i have to do is press a button on your profile and it takes me to videos you've commented on. Don't like it? Remove the feature.

[vanillamomentum]

@brokenroseable i like seeing how much you bitches whine. obviously, im going to reply. seeing you guys fail on a fail video is funny. OH. artie's a she? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOL. i thought she was a diseased walrus at first. turns out i was right too.

[brokenroseable]

@vanillamomentum VOID.

[vanillamomentum]

@brokenroseable LOL you FAIL. and your void is not void.

because you said it.

your existence is VOID.

void void void.

[purpleownz176]

LOOOOOOOOOl

[Lailahaillillah]

So that's how he got off for the "ressurection"...

[missinherlove]

Looks like criss angels magic trick failed

[mrsoultwister]

they should just stab him and knock off for a beer, ditch the whole crucification alltogether

[kiopoon]

LOL. god doesn't approve of them imitating Jesus getting crucified.

[GeekingForJesus]

Is he knocked out??

[thehelmsdiep]

i always thought they took him off the cross the day after?

[smellmyclock]

0:23 'SHIT MY FINGERS!"

[squizz323]

passion of the Christ bloopers!

[EliteE9Nine]

@squizz323 hahahaha this comment cracked me up!

[ihatetexas]

was this a dvd extra from the passion? I want to get this version! might be worth watching!

[brutaldmcccp]

465 FUCKIN' IDIOTS!

.I.

[B1LLVANILYBOY]

jesus that's not jesus that's a tortured homeless person who apparently is starving like a wolf or he is dead or he is a muslim

[LaLiLuLeLo1991]

That why you use nails

[lordroki755]

wait it doest say in the bible that he fell off!

[Ichiboy900]

Where iz ur god now?

[KarStoLutMal]

Cheap immigrant labor

[Trinder3467]

This is a preview for Mel Gibson's new movie. It's called "Jesus almos got killed by Jews".

[fordtruxdad]

Damn those cheap foreign-made nails!!!!!!!!!!

[Noimnotyouarenoob]

...................=D

[Apollomasque]

Man, Neo-Anglicans have a VERY different version of the crucifixion.

[thomaslowen]

I had just realized: the song goes on, no stop!

[amontepeluso]

Even Jesus fails.

[RaztaPapoulos12]

Omg poor guy LOL xD

[thomaslowen]

Yeah, that is why Jesus had two and not just one resurrection. The first one was exactly that one! He survived for the next death, and for the second resurrection , and he decided not to be on crucifiction again. He did not trust anymore on the staff

[dominichynard123]

is it me or is that the second time they failed to crucify him...

[wlchambers]

these comments are hilarious!

[hussi434]

thats quiet realistic XD

[danm966]

"Excuse me, you dropped your Jesus..."

[ThePunisher645]

"Fuck your sins, I'm going home"

[DeCyph3red]

RUN JESUS!!

[poki]

@DeCyph3red

almost pissed on this :D vote up :D

[ThimoZero]

Crap, he looks like he's hurt, what should we do?

Crucify him!!

[OsitoReapernaut]

More like a cruxifail

[Guernicaman]

It's like something out of the movie The Life of Brian.

[tropic0sweetie]

Jesus Christ!

[IHATEMARKTWAIN]

"Crusifixion" fail.

[redlinedan]

Did jesus die?

[shadyparadox]

Now I have this image of Jesus accidentally falling off the cross forever in my head.

[PatriaFinlandia]

JESUS WIN!

He was maybe Crucified but he is not dead.

ROMANS FAIL!

Your empire sleeps with the fishes.

[overdosered]

i like that when he falls there is complete silence for half a second then everything is back to normal

[bloodsoldierZ]

Well, atleast we know why the Romans use nails.

[TheHugMonster]

you dropped jesus!

[MrTaker619]

nails fail lol

[makothelifeguardian]

ugh 0:23 xD

[RICKYFALL]

Man! The Romans did it thousands of years ago and this assholes can't figure it out in the 21th century? shame

[JamJobazoble]

lesson: never impersonate jesus ever again!

[markoskvariemai]

RUN JESUS!!

RRUUUUUUUUUNNNN!!!!!!!!!1

xD

[HermanAnimation]

OUCH

[PatriaFinlandia]

Jesus WIN!

[inospeakenglay]

JESUS CHRIST! 

[PhilOByte]

that must be satans work

[elgontepisuicas]

Igual q el Jesús bíblico: estaba borracho de tanto vino.

[20rebeka08]

did he die?.. oh wait.. 

[litiajarrod]

dats what happens when you try to be jesus...dis hecca funny

[ElliotGJ]

what did the Geico commercial cave man ever do to deserve this

[AtrophyChannel]

Silly christians...

[gregbails4]

i knew we shoulda gotten bigger nails

[wolfboy420]

Did Jesus die, again? :D

[dakoneko]

The real Jesus was like, "Watch this douche on Earth try to steal some of my coolness. FAIL ASSHOLE. That's right, I still win!"

[zombieravens]

does no one find it funny that they propped him back up again, despite him seeming unconscious??

[TesticularRainbows]

@zombieravens Hell yeah! Lmao!!

[M4ZT3RN1NJ4]

Did he died?

[RaistlinMajere333]

@M4ZT3RN1NJ4 how i shot web

Jesus: Eloi, Eloi, lama sabachthani? "My God, my God, why have you forsaken me?"

*Jesus falls off of crucifix*

Jesus: Thou Art Most Merciful!!!