Worst Celebrity Obituary Ever Written

[Yazako93]

When he crowed and said name the movie quote, I actually said "Hook." I now feel like a God. I'm off to skin some Tanuki's for underprivileged baby assassin rednecks.

P.S. NyQuil+Speed=Swaim Vision

[nandee1fuery]

90% of their fanbase is female.

[danidaniboyboy]

God, I wish Nicholas Cage would die...

[MrEifla]

"I'm getting rid of half of this".

"AW THAT'S LIKE 80% OF IT".

So gonna use that line if the opportunity ever presents itself XD.

[peebyrne]

i guessed the movie quote was babe

[menga111]

haha,

hook.. i think

[lynnfamily4]

I can honestly not decide which one of them is more adorable.

[GarnetBering93]

I would like 300 likes, please.

[c4r50n1]

@GarnetBering93 how about spam?

[jamesx6x]

It's like the Jake&Amir of Crac- oh wait the top rated comment already addressed that...

[c4r50n1]

@jamesx6x No, it's not at all. You see, this is actually funny and not made for 10 year old kids.

[KeithTheL00N]

@thetearsdontstop31 QUICKLY! CALL THE POLICE!!!

[sprinkleOtea]

First!

[jek21]

I want Swaim's shirt.

[moistize]

"im deleting half of this"

"but thats like 80% of it"

[boonbab777]

fist

[Nani101]

Swaim's baby face just makes all the shit he says adorable instead of terrible. Poor Dan!!

[chocococo321]

Jake and Amir are close to being better than them, but not quite

[IamaRifle]

"How about instead of saying that we want him to die, we just say that we hope he burns in Hell!"

[princesstamika]

"well, look who's talking, now" totally kills me. I don't know why.

[tylerschilp]

haha why have i never heard of this??

[cadburycaramel]

SOOOOO!!!11!! much better than jake and amir...

[princesstamika]

@cadburycaramel Who the fuck are jake and amir?

[firingmahlazar]

@princesstamika from college humor, also a humor website and one of the most subscribed youtube accounts.

[princesstamika]

@firingmahlazar Ah. I don't watch many collegehumor vids, only things about video games and the sham-wow. That shit was funny.

[firingmahlazar]

@princesstamika Yea it it, Jake and Amir are pretty funny also.

[mcflippz]

first



[Runesocesius]

frist

[heftyboy20121]

double stache it!

[herby190]

My favorite line from this episode:

"Can I borrow your car buddy? I drove mine into a lake for reasons that are no longer clear to me."

[bleucanary256]

lol i love when dan pauses at "i read about it on...the new york times."

little details like that are what make AoC so great.

[TheRandyChimp]

As much as I like this series, after watching Kick-Ass, Nicolas Cage is back in my good books, so I feel obliged to defend him.

*ahem* shut up!

[zzzz4z4]

That's a cool t shirt Michael. :D

[GlitchDawg]

i want to punch whoever thinks new youtube is a good idea

[GlitchDawg]

was i the only one who got the cleans ur balls add on my vid?

[xcherryc0ke]

"I drove mine into a lake for reasons that are no longer clear to me"

Haha gotta love him

[Scrotolotopus]

Hah, Gaybiscuit.

[rightsideup40619]

@ deadly2658 just shut the fuck up, no one listens to that fucking bullshit anymore ass hole fuck you to fucking hell

[Deadly2658]

@rightsideup40619 if u want to see fuckin bullshit, look in the mirror u bitch

[michaelmorr100]

at the end they play Back In Our Minds!!!! FUNKADELIC RULES

[Gznaba]

no matter how many times i see it, the intro always makes me laugh out loud.

[austrance]

hahah fantastic

[OtterpopSlaughterMop]

Swaim's shirt is fucking ridiculous.

[krrrruptidsoless]

Can you get those skin suits on Ebay? I have never seen the movie swordfish, but I was wondering is that guy in the movie and is just promoting it or is swordfish the best password and everyone should use it.

[hellzBrother]

"double stash it!" LOL

this video is so funny! hahah :D it made me laugh ... xD

[IIntruder]

ahhahahahahahhah this is fucking awesome

You have won me over, Cracked in my opinion is the best on youtube! keep making episodes guys

[13Knives1]

lol when he did the rooster and said name that movie I was seriously thinking Hook!

[tools747]

3:10 double stache it lmfao... 1:50 its like 5000 words making rough but tender sex to your eye sockets first to the left one and then the other one ROFL...

[loopdiloop89]

lol i love these, reminds me a bit of jake and amir in certain parts

[Vlnp8blife]

wayyy better than jake and amir

[verduras]

lol it's not even similar wtf

[Vlnp8blife]

oh ha i replied to someone else who said it reminded them of jake and amir.

[verduras]

oh word I should pay attention lol. but yea you're right it's way better. not even comparable.

[Vlnp8blife]

seriously

[PhantomLyric]

Guy in glasses seems to be underacting... eh

[joshuarivera86]

I guess im happy cracked has new stuff..but im kind of sick of this crap.

[sbbihknarf2]

lol

[jusemoma]

hopefully fouth

[dascottjr]

Could I ask Swaim to make a skin coat out of whoever allows YouTube to keep featuring that "Woman Shows Face After Chimp Attack" video with the thumbnail of her face? No court in the world would convict you....

He could even use the leftover material to fix her face. :-D

[nommayomnom]

meh

[c0al]

third?

[firingmahlazar]

@c0al fucking faggot

[c0al]

@firingmahlazar i am gonna rape your mouth so hard when i pull out your tonsils are gonna be stuck to the head of my dick

[Moeh14]

First

[vagitoe]

I want to punch everyone who thinks that typing "first" into the comment box is a legitimate comment.

Punch them right in the dick.

[verduras]

second

[7pulford]

@vagitoe second

[Thatwierdo13]

@vagitoe First replyer on this comment.

[SLonergan59]

@vagitoe FIRST! Reply

[arlobrubaker]

@vagitoe thirteen thousand five hundred and seventieth

[jonasbacklund]

@vagitoe that's right! make their babies afraid of the chief!

[MnesomnesTears]

@vagitoe Then all their children will be born afraid of you. :)

[IamaRifle]

@Moeh14 Fail!

[Tattoo222]

Hot Hot Hot, I love you swaim