I'd hate to nit pick here but you show a man inside a whale shark not a whale. Was that intentional because the bible says fish not whale. Either way its hysterical. I like how Conservapedia has whales in literature but lists the bible separate fomr the "fiction" section.
@chattiestspike2 hmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Not really. But i am curious becuase they make deal about whales not being fish. The other page shows how things were found in tact in whale bellies. Of course live human was not one of them
"would it make any difference if it was the correct fish?"
Of course it does! Conservapedia says about a unique creature specially prepared for the purpose of holding a man alive inside it. You should have shown captain Nemo's Nautilus instead. :P
conservapedia and encyclopedia dramatica are equally valid views of life. i tend to follow the encyclopedia dramatica view. if you are trying to conform to reality as a whole than go to wikipedia and/or do real research.
'...and the fact that the Bible says that God "prepared" the fish has led some to suggest the creature may be uniquely and specially prepared by God for the purpose" '
I like how they try to remove the magic, only to introduce it one step later. The Hydorplate theory, for example, still means that God magically made the Earth to defy gravity.
makes about as much sense as hiding a gun inside your PENIS and sneaking it through airport security, no I don't mean strapping it onto your penis I mean shoving it up your urethra
Many people have suggested that the whale's swim-bladder would have made an excellent de-compression chamber for Jonah. Or, on the other hand, God could have just installed an executive de-com tank next to the jacuzzi.
As shown in your previous videos as soon as they play the "god Dunnit" card then they have lost the argument. Keep 'em coming, i didn't realise that Conservipedia could be worse than Hovindism, Hamism, etc..
ok i thought conservapedia was a spoof but ive just seen this....
/watch?v=FvT5YuDovHI&NR=1&feature=fvwp
so its a wiki created by home-schooled kids... screw wikipedia i know where im going for unbiased well researched peer reviewed material from now on..if those peers are poorly educated kids. oh no i cant its a flaming 404. so selfish conservapedia you dont want to save our European souls?
So it was a magic whale. Makes perfect sense; thank you, Retardopedia, now I understand!
JCLeSinge 10 months ago
...Was that Daniel Tosh in that whale?
RhayvenBlood 10 months ago
how much air do you have in a fish to breath?
player1vladimir 10 months ago
The quote isn't on the screen long enough... These are great though, keep'em coming.
brainfoodlunch 10 months ago
I'm in a whale.
Swamoez0rs 10 months ago
@chattiestspike2 I wanted to congratulate you, the image is hilarious! I lol'd at it, and I don't lol easy.
StrikaAmaru 10 months ago
Talk about apologetics.
exacerbatedtaboo 10 months ago
like shooting fish in a barrel?
aMulliganStew 10 months ago
i wonder if conservapedians realize they are a source of comedy...
AcanLord 10 months ago
I'd hate to nit pick here but you show a man inside a whale shark not a whale. Was that intentional because the bible says fish not whale. Either way its hysterical. I like how Conservapedia has whales in literature but lists the bible separate fomr the "fiction" section.
snakeguy76 10 months ago
@snakeguy76 would it make any difference if it was the correct fish?
chattiestspike2 10 months ago 11
@chattiestspike2 hmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Not really. But i am curious becuase they make deal about whales not being fish. The other page shows how things were found in tact in whale bellies. Of course live human was not one of them
snakeguy76 10 months ago
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@chattiestspike2
"would it make any difference if it was the correct fish?"
Of course it does! Conservapedia says about a unique creature specially prepared for the purpose of holding a man alive inside it. You should have shown captain Nemo's Nautilus instead. :P
Inkubus77gr 10 months ago
Wait! Whales were made to house humans?!
Well screw that, I'm not buying an RV. I'm getting a whale when I retire!
...I'm a bit concerned about how I run the cable from the satellite dish to the receiver inside of the whale though...
andreo 10 months ago
LOL - love your new "Conservapedia" series of videos !!
Pedroskini 10 months ago 4
@Pedroskini prepare for more Best of Conservapedia
chattiestspike2 10 months ago 4
You have struck gold with this series, brother! Keep´em coming!
EverEvolvingApe 10 months ago
The only thing thats missing is the sound of a facepalm at the end.
reanimeviewed 10 months ago
Ah ha, God prepared the fish ~ flawless logic. Jonah goes in, Jonah comes out ~ you can't explain that.
DeeDemonwitch 10 months ago
"Prepared the fish" LIke smoked? Pickled? Salted? Dried?
Maybe there was a little copying error. Maybe Noah lived ON the fish and not IN the fish.
curlew0609 10 months ago 2
@curlew0609 Jonah
shrikechan 10 months ago
@shrikechan Yup, you are right. I had a brain bubble.
curlew0609 10 months ago
Man, I love lounge music...brb livin in a whale.
JewTubeUsername 10 months ago
@JewTubeUsername we'll give it a shot... whoaa we're half way there WHOA OH!!! LIVIN' IN A WHALE!!
chattiestspike2 10 months ago 6
@chattiestspike2 Take my... epiglottis and we'll make it I swear, whoa-oh...
theshredator 10 months ago
@chattiestspike2: Take my plankton, we can eat it I swear, whoah, living in a whale...
JCLeSinge 10 months ago
These are great! These could totally run on a show when you come back from commericial.
What's that pokemon?
It's MadeupJonah'sArkBullshit-kachu!
playerwithfaith 10 months ago
So... if somebody would find this fish, it would be easy to refute god with the Babel Fish argumentation, right?
homunculus89 10 months ago
conservapedia and encyclopedia dramatica are equally valid views of life. i tend to follow the encyclopedia dramatica view. if you are trying to conform to reality as a whole than go to wikipedia and/or do real research.
greycloud24 10 months ago
'...and the fact that the Bible says that God "prepared" the fish has led some to suggest the creature may be uniquely and specially prepared by God for the purpose" '
The precursor to reality TV - Pimp My Fish...
bushputz 10 months ago
@bushputz LOL
chattiestspike2 10 months ago
@bushputz I would TOTALLY watch that show.
supermanlypunch 10 months ago
I like how they try to remove the magic, only to introduce it one step later. The Hydorplate theory, for example, still means that God magically made the Earth to defy gravity.
Venaloid 10 months ago
*Face Palm*
CO2Junkie 10 months ago
well if the bible said it then it must be true
makes about as much sense as hiding a gun inside your PENIS and sneaking it through airport security, no I don't mean strapping it onto your penis I mean shoving it up your urethra
wayneqjr 10 months ago
@MrNeroZero No wait don't kill your... Oh well too late
wayneqjr 10 months ago
twisting and warping reality one click at a time.... oh conservapedia... how I loath thy.
mrx0066600 10 months ago
Many people have suggested that the whale's swim-bladder would have made an excellent de-compression chamber for Jonah. Or, on the other hand, God could have just installed an executive de-com tank next to the jacuzzi.
USERNAMEfieldempty 10 months ago
As shown in your previous videos as soon as they play the "god Dunnit" card then they have lost the argument. Keep 'em coming, i didn't realise that Conservipedia could be worse than Hovindism, Hamism, etc..
pilgrimpater 10 months ago
@pilgrimpater when conventional wisdom thought hovindism and hamism was the lowest...
chattiestspike2 10 months ago
Why do they sometimes make something seem psuedo scientific when they can just say god's mysterious. etc..
Danoftouni 10 months ago
hey guys just got my brain sorted out after conservapedias stupidity melted it twice and now... now...
oh bloody hell there it goes again
GeneralMontague 10 months ago
Spike, I think you're onto a winner here :]
Ainulindale21 10 months ago
ok i thought conservapedia was a spoof but ive just seen this....
/watch?v=FvT5YuDovHI&NR=1&feature=fvwp
so its a wiki created by home-schooled kids... screw wikipedia i know where im going for unbiased well researched peer reviewed material from now on..if those peers are poorly educated kids. oh no i cant its a flaming 404. so selfish conservapedia you dont want to save our European souls?
jimthepleb 10 months ago
Oh, Spike. What have you introduced me to?
yermomsboxx 10 months ago
I love these.
technicallyabsurd 10 months ago
It makes so much sense now! :p
religionisimmoral 10 months ago
God built the first submarine !
groovyengineer 10 months ago
Does the whale have wifi?
LogicalThinker667 10 months ago
@LogicalThinker667 wifi wasnt invented yet
chattiestspike2 10 months ago
@chattiestspike2 So what? God could have "made" WiFi just for him...
SEE SEE?! The bible already knew that we would invent WiFi!
Checkmate Atheist!
(If anybody quotemines this statement he loses the argument instantly)
RazielKain 10 months ago
"@chattiestspike2 [ . . . ] SEE SEE?! The bible already knew that we would invent WiFi!"
How's that for a quote mine?
Cyrathil 10 months ago
It would be cool to go under water in that :D
uja11 10 months ago