Pinkie Pie - I never leave home without my party cannon

[ShadowImperials]

Ghost: THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA STOP TROLLIN'!

[chorusofthewolves]

how did she fire the cannon by pushing a fuse? D: pinkie magic

[Terryracoon]

@chorusofthewolves Life's a game, pinkie's got the cheat codes...

[66hourenergy]

This is my party cannon. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My party cannon is my best friend. My party cannon, without me, is useless. Without my party cannon, I am useless.

[Itadatimasu]

damn, i want one of those >.<

[TheLawliet10]

... How did she get that on the train?

[dark7element]

@TheLawliet10 Pinkie Pie has extensive black market connections.

[shadow9084]

Did she just make the fuse go off by just touching it?!

[betterwatchit]

@shadow9084 Yes. Yes she did.

[SONBoomer]

Spamcan: Rammstein?

Fluttershy: Perfect choice...

*soon*

Pinkie: Let's Paaartaaay! *wips out party cannon*

*'Feurer Frei starts*

Everybody: O_O

Fluttershy, Derek and Spamcan *singing the refrain, as party cannon fires away*: FEURER FREI! BANG BANG!

Twilight: (Do they know it's not THAT sort of a party?)

Diesel: (Do you think we should give a toss? It's Rammstein, after all!)

Twilight: (Guess you're right...) *continues headbanging*

[metalqueenofnothing]

@SONBoomer That is fucking stupid and you should feel stupid. Kill yourself and spare the world from your stupidity.

[fudlite]

@SONBoomer After reading this... strange.. comment of yours, I'm happy to report your application to go on a tour of the Rainbow Factory has been processed successfully. Please bring a portrait of you and your family, a puppy, and a box of crayons.

See you there! There's punch and cookies by the door.

[TheodorEriksson]

Me neither, mine is attached to my groin.

[HeyBuddyGotALight]

NOW BEFORE I FIRE OFF THE PARTY CANNON, I'VE JUST GOT ONE QUESTION.....WHERE IS...HARVEY DENT.

[jamalamack]

LET THE PARTY CANNON KICK IT

[MrZash313]

New TF2 Soldier Weapon? :3

[bhPixelFire]

WHERE DID THAT COME FROM?!

[Thenotsobrighthero]

I am party cannon pony. And this is my cannon. She weighs 150 kg and fires 200 bit custom streamers and balloons at 12,000 rounds per minute. It costs 400,000 bits to fire this cannon, for 12 seconds.

[MrAzkhare]

@Thenotsobrighthero

Some people say they can outparty me. Maybe. Maybe... I've yet to see one that can outparty-cannon me.

*PARTY SOUNDS, PINKIE PIE LAUGHING LOUDLY*

YAAAAAAH! PARTY SOME MORE!

Heh... Party some more...

*TEAM FRIENDSHIP 2*

[Thenotsobrighthero]

@MrAzkhare Hehe :D It almost seems as if MLP and TF2 were made for each other. I bet Hasbro and Valve are secretly working behind the scene with each other.

[fudlite]

@MrAzkhare Some ponies say they can outparty me... Maybe. Maybe... I've yet to meet one who didn't end up in cupcakes...

*Pinkamena Laughter*

Heh... cry some more...

[Ravengaurd6]

Here's a REAL LIFE PARTY CANNON!

watch?v=iXPVGzMNZsc

[rohitvip]

Dear Santa:

I want a Party Cannon!

[Jeffophone]

Deadpool: I never leave home without my sheep cannon

[TheLlamaHaze]

How does she keep it with her at all times when away from home? Does she need a concealed-carry permit for this cannon? Something about airport security? What is for breakfast? THIS SCENE BRINGS UP TOO MANY QUESTIONS!!!!

[pikapotter2]

@TheLlamaHaze She's Pinkie. She hides it behind the fourth wall, and brings it out when needed.

[TheLlamaHaze]

@pikapotter2 So that's what's for breakfast. Got it!

[Logician0]

Pinkie Pie is either all-powerful or incredibly resourceful...

[Closterdadthegreater]

Dear santa.

:3

[VdubEXwhYZee]

Pinkie's world: string = button

Me: 0_o

[Radman1889]

I miss the comment that said:

"Dear Santa"

[harmxlurida]

Power Up The Party Cannon (noises) FIRE!!

[Qtoyghs]

Cannons are artillery. I guess that means Pinkie has...

*puts on sunglasses*

Party Arty.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH­!

[TwilightXSpark]

"No description available."

This should be on all Pinkie Pie videos.

[NeighingCartographer]

I always find myself tapping my foot three times after she says that.

Dammit, Tombstone!

[NITWZ]

So party cannon is to pinkie what frying pan is to brock?

[JokliThePony]

Party Cannon- TheLivingTombstone

[PokeDigiSonic]

I never leave home without MY SUNDAY BEST! PROTON CANNON!!!

[Omnywrench]

Look friend, I'm Pinkie Pie, that means I throw parties.

Not parties like Democratic parties, because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of politics. I throw FUN parties.

For instance, how am I gonna decorate a big fancy-pants party hall in only a few seconds?

The answer: use a cannon. And if that don't work? Use MORE cannon.

Like this heavy-caliber, wheel-mounted little number designed by me, built by me, and you best hope... pointed at you.

[Mayclore]

Pinkie's unique weapon: the partywagenkanone.

[LucanVaris]

HI! BILLY NEIGHS HERE WITH THE PARTY CANNON!

[PygmyPuffPie]

VALVE: MAKE THIS A WEAPON FOR THE HEAVY IN TF2!

I DEMAND IT!

[Nevikx666]

The cannon better be bundled with her toy reboot

[CafeAlpha]

Me neither.

[HandfulofComments]

like smosh like to say....cannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnon penis lol

[arideout121]

in this ponyville pinkie pie throws partys

in soveit russia party throws pinkie pies

[VigilanteAgumon]

How many Drebin Points does that cost?

[NinJutsuDude1997]

Whenever Pinkie Pie throws a party, Chuck Norris loses a battle with his mind.

[Resurrectedfantasy]

Just like Texas

[SexyHyruleGuy]

Yo dawg so I heard you like cannons so we made cannons cannon so you can cannon cannons while you cannon.

[JesterSentinelZ]

That's tough to get through customs with.

[JforEPIC]

Pinkie Pie doesn't go to a party.

A party comes to Pinkie Pie.

[lartkrin]

@JforEPIC that is so damn wrong! pinkie ant go to a party, and a party cant come to her! because she never stops partying! so there is no start or stop! like time, there is no time and there is no ''time'' when pinkie doesent party!

[Eternityglacier]

@JforEPIC before you know it, people are going to make pinkie pie facts alongside chuck norris facts...

...I cannot wait for it to come.

[counterstriker500]

@JforEPIC NO

PINKIE PIE IS THE PARTY

[acegik13]

@JforEPIC No, a party comes WITH Pinkie Pie.

[LightningFastStudios]

Bring out the heavy partilery!

[dalc789]

Press 3 for cannon squee

[teamkiller112]

Cannon Penis

[chadzorz]

Rarity at the end there: what..how did you..what the...i dont even

[thestorniolo]

i never leave home without my CANNON PENIS

[TeenoFilms]

parties. it's now canon.

[v1de0gamr]

Never leaves home without party cannon, only used it once.

[Xandranxanda]

CANNONS ARE NOW CANON

[Kaare136]

FUTA PINKIE. (I'm so sorry everypony, please don't hate me)

[MetalGodXP]

@Kaare136 Futa?...FUTA?

I...I just...I AFJaqgjhñsajHDJSH¨DAJH¨POADJHA­DJHPJADJHÑHA*clopclopclopclop*­osgajpoopaskasg

[Kaare136]

@MetalGodXP OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE.

[MetalGodXP]

@Kaare136 Oh my god make*clop* IT*clopclop* STOOOOOOP-*clopclopclopclopclo­p*

[Kaare136]

@MetalGodXP WHAT DA FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[MetalGodXP]

@Kaare136 I'm*clopclopclop* so, soo-*clopclopclop* sorry....*CLOPCLOPCLOPCLOPCLOP­CLOPCLOPCLOPCLOPCLOPCLOPCLOPCL­OPCLOPCLOPCLOPCLOP*

[Kaare136]

@MetalGodXP SOMEPONY! GET THIS GUY A TOWEL!

[MetalGodXP]

@Kaare136 It hurtsss*clopclop* SO MUCH....MAKE IT STOOOOO-*CLOPCLOPCLOPCLOPCLOPC­LOPCLOPCLOPCLOPCLOPCLOPCLOPCLO­PCLOPCLOPCLOPCLOPCLOPCLOPCLOPC­LOPCLOPCLOPCLOPCLOPCLOPCLOP*

WHYYYY????*CLOPCLOPCLOP*

[Kaare136]

@MetalGodXP SHIT! UHM! THINK OF CUPCAKES!!

[TheSTEFAN3MShow]

@Kaare136 OGODNO, haven't you read that shit yet!? It's like a fanfiction with blood and shit!! You'll get me going soon and... FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU *CLOP CLOP* Y U DO DIS!!!!??????? *clop clop clop* OGODDAMN

[Kaare136]

@TheSTEFAN3MShow FUCK

[MetalGodXP]

@Kaare136 STOP IT YOU ARE HURTING EVERYPONY *CLOPCLOPCLOPCLOPCLOPCLOPCLOP*

The pain...the paaaaaiiinnn*clopclopclopCLOPC­LOPCLOPCLOOOPCLOOOPCLOOOOP*

[Kaare136]

@MetalGodXP SHIT SORRY!!

I LEAVE THEN!

KTHNXBAI

[MetalGodXP]

@Kaare136 Ohhh god...did it stop? I think it stopped...yes I'm f-fffine now.

[1ATARU1]

We need to use this in Iraq. "INSTANT SURRENDER!"

[plasticsandvich92]

le-le-let the party cannon kick it! WOBWOOOOOOOOOBB WOBWOBWOOOOOOOOB

[willku9000]

Party Cannon, don't leave home without it. :3

[Puglous]

How does she conceal THAT?

[Rangersleadtheway233]

@Puglous very carefully

[thedash3004]

@Puglous the fourthwall helps...

[madmanmatty07]

The party cannon is now CANNON

[jk2782]

>party canon

am I doing it right?

[SCproductions12]

@jk2782 i saw what u did thar :3

[TheRainSnake]

i actually play dungeons and dragons with fellow bony amigos and my character created a cannon that blasts confetti and positive energy. gentlemen, behold. i bring you... corn.

[Froutloups]

I'm so gonna main her in Fighting is Magic... if it ever gets finished...

[zozey1231]

Notice how the cannon has a wick fuse.

Pinkie Pie presses it like a button, causing the cannon to ignite.

Conclusion: PONIES HAVE SUPERNATURAL POWERS

[takkun34]

@zozey1231 no its just pinkie pie logic

[MyNameis2long4youtub]

She always has that? Why haven't I seen it besides in this scene?

[danvseverything]

"my daddy makes me put glass in my party cannon"

(if you stuck around to the end of "shed.mov", youll get that)

[TupolevxD]

Party Bass Cannon.

[DaynNightGaming]

Cannon is now canon.

[acornheart465]

Don't you have to light the fuse for it to work?

.........

PINKIE IS A GOD.

[TheSeanoftheBread]

@acornheart465 No, she's made of matches.

[spencertheheghog]

@acornheart465 you compared a god to pinkie? FOOL!

[D0OMZDAYZ]

@acornheart465 talking ponies

your logic is futile

[PsylomeAlpha]

@acornheart465 probably descended from Loki. he turned himself into a mare so he could "tire out" the horse his opponent bet on and got pregnant. he then gave birth to a stallion with eight legs (watch newest ep.) that could run faster than the wind. sound like pinkie yet?

[IAmInHurt]

GET THAT PONY A CANNON! PONIES LOVE CANNONS!

[Rados130]

Neither do I

[GalladeRoxas1]

That's some crazy hammerspace.

[Sliacen]

She just hits the fuse and the cannon goes off. Seems legit.

[extremegamemaster]

But where on her person does she store it.....

O__O

[KHBAM]

LOOK OUT! SHE'S HEAVILY ARMED!!!!

[jhardyrules]

Dear Santa,

[Frogfish999]

@jhardyrules lol a little late, don't you think?

[nigahiga68]

@jhardyrules You're a little late, fella.

[B4k3D3120]

@Aetheilas awesome



[Deemik7]

:pinkiepie:

[suchy132]

Another pinkie invention, she is a great constructor , flying machines etc now this?

[justlol123]

inserd the living tombstone!

[juansuarez1990]

Welcome to the new age of modern warfare

[Avabin]

Polscy bronies! Przejmujemy ten film!

[MrSsbbexpert]

let the party cannon kick it

let the party cannon kick it

let the party cannon kick it

let the party cannon kick it

............

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

WOKAWOKAWOKAWOKA

WUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUB

[spartan3924]

@MrSsbbexpert * this but with noise marines

[Radman1889]

I want a party cannon!

[wootmaster42]

There goes the neighborhood...

[SeberHusky]

Pinkie just might rival Professor Genki...but with less violence, and more parties! lol

[TheCBF36]

Has fuse

Pushes fuse like a button and still fires

PINKIE STOP BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL GOD DAMNIT!

[neferiusnexus]

@TheCBF36 I DO believe you meant to say breaking the laws of physics.

THIS is her breaking the fourth wall: v=L0g_AjBdmfw

[Luigifan641]

Dat Thumbnail.

[warlordgorgutz1]

@Aetheilas Kiss me.

[MultiJachi]

I miss the comment that said:

"For this christmas I want a party cannon. That is all."

[zenos02]

like i never leave home without my BASS CANNON *plays dubstep*

[CodenameBFG]

The cannon is canon!

[D4rkSh4d0wZ]

It costs four hundred thousand cupcakes to fire this weapon... for twelve seconds.

[NuclearParadox]

@Aetheilas You friend, read my mind.

[mahaugher]

It feels so weird when this doesn't break out into dubstep

[ShyOfFlutter]

Use a real cannon instead. You'll bring the house down.

[warlordgorgutz1]

@ShyOfFlutter baa dum tss

[BTIsaac]

And here I was expecting a Pinkie Launcher.

[evanazorsky]

i dont leave without my party cannon! *kills rarity*

wrong cannon...

[MarioBros125253v1337]

Party Cannon is now party cannon...errrr just cannon

[13mungoman13]

Ponies have bullets, tanks, cannons and "big guns".

Several ponies know how to breach our major defense, code name "fourth wall".

Gentlemen, may God have mercy on our souls.

[gmk120]

@13mungoman13 and rainbow dash once mentioned atomic bombs...

[Annihilator27]

@13mungoman13 "How do we stop them?" Shepard "We fight or we die.Thats the plan"

[Jokester6293]

@13mungoman13 Sir...we are already Fucked. Our best plan is to surrender to the love...besides...They offer Endless parties and Chocolate rain...Chocolate...RAIN....

[DragonSlayer6398]

@13mungoman13 Oh God, they're also armed with Tactical Rainnukes and Orbital Friendship Cannons. Bronies, we must prepare for war. Even if it doesn't come within out lifetime, we must be prepared for it. As a wise man said, "Prepare for the worst, but hope for the best."

[DrSentenial]

@13mungoman13 sling bullets, water storage tanks, re-worked fireworks launcher (cannon), and any large object that projects an object or objects through the expansion of gas such as said re-worked fireworks launcher.

See, preserving canon isn't that hard, you just have to be creative and use what you have actually seen them use in the show. (sling bullets works because it is a lesser technology then bows and arrows, and we already know they have those)

=)

[ZlatkoTheGod]

@13mungoman13 I for my part welcome our new pony overlords!

[MinecraftianPony]

Crap Canons Are Now A CANON!

[EXRazeBurn]

Suddenly that one scene way back in "Dragonshy" makes SLIGHTLY more sense.

=3

[DragonmanX90]

She's armed now...we're all doomed!

[AFatGamerNerd]

The party cannon, the only weapon that you PUSH A FUSE to use. No more needing fire to lite that annoying wick!

[Nintendasaurus]

CANNON PENIS!

[SnappyPenguin566]

SQUID LAUNCHER!!!!! OH YEAH!!!!!

[tehchzbergur22]

What episode?

[SkwareBlox]

Fired it without even lighting the fuse......

[jackhollow1]

my litlie soviet comunisom is magic

[Monnez1]

PARTY CLOSE PRO

[TheXXxMaSteRZxXx]

На Берлин... any pony come and support pinkie in her assult!

[vjm3]

Prior to that there were no devices of war. Pinkie made it so...and changed the face of warfare forever.

Next she'll invent critical mass.

[finalchidori2]

pinkie pie b shootin ponies wit parties :) sqee

[shelby4369]

It's PARTY time!

P-A-R-T Why? because i gotta!!

[KonkuroPuppetMaster]

Don't worry, i have removed my dumb comment.

[CaptainAlliance]

canon.

[Sokuun]

@KonkuroPuppetMaster Oh, I don't hate you. I'm just disappointed.

[KonkuroPuppetMaster]

@Sokuun I am disappointed in myself. I just read my comment again and I am now like, "What the hell was I thinking writing that?"

[StevenTheHeghehog]

Ṕ͘҉̶O̵͏͘Ẃ̷̵̡̡E҉͞R̸̸̛͞ ̶͟͢͝͡U͜P̴̡̀̕ ͞T̡̧͢͝͝H̴͝E͘҉̨͝ ̴͠͏̡̢Ṕ͘҉̶A̡͜͝͝͠R̸̸̛͞T̡̧͢͝͝Ý ̵̵C͢À̛̕N̨̛͢Ń̨̛Ò̵N͘͜͡͝

[SiimThe2]

@StevenTheHeghehog F̡͑͐͗ͬ̈́̎҉҉̡̟̞̻͎̼͕͍͖͍̣̜͟ͅͅaͦͧ̈́̃­̷̧͕̯͚͔̥̠͕̠̟͓̜̜͓̹̥͚̤̠̮ͮ͐͋̕͝iͩͮ̊­̶̷̨͓̘̙͕̯̰̖͈͚͉͖̩͓͎͗̽ͫ͂̈͋͆̃͒ͤ̏̀̚­l̾͌̃̌͂͊ͩ̄͗͏̴̝̹̺̰̘̪̬͔͖̟̠͟͢͟ͅ

[ahtartersauce101]

Party Cannon is now canon.

[Kain59242]

HOW?! FUCK YOU, Thats How!!

[ZackWester]

wait it have an rope that you light and yet she pushes an bottom to fire it- Why.