Barbariana, Queen of the Savages: Part 1

[Donnieosmond]

Things pick up at 8:00.

[sdgsdjhgosihgohgweog]

i'd prefer to be rick rolled



[thecurledfreckle]

Hehe...what on Earth?

[thisishelenhar]

@DrM3ow - you sound sexy. Wanna fuck?

[DrM3ow]

this is seriously lame. and the narrator SUCKS.

[stone412]

This has got to be an after dark cinemax adult movie! They're usually campy and sex driven. And BAD acting! Hate to be them!

[MrMulleland]

WHAT

[MrMulleland]

THE

[MrMulleland]

F***

[MrMulleland]

FUCK

[stevenmiles]

I got a headache after laughing so hard. ABANDON HOPE! I knew they were barbarians when he slurped his drink! Get out the popcorn we're at the movies.

[zander798]

is this a censored version of a porno?

[BistoYeti]

"Weak Nights" Indeed.

[rockshot100]

That's it! You hot sexy blonde hunk, slap that ugly bitch!

[nicanon01]

watafuck was that!!!!!!

[doctorfuse007]

Barbariana and the Thunder Thighs of Doom!

[anabolicErik]

oh my gay ass god...

[B24zootsnoot]

I think we've found the lost member of the Village People.

[andres1963]

@B24zootsnoot LOL.... you kill me... :D

[colorconnection]

if this were a porno it would be the best porno ever.

[richardpudmann]

Is good. I like.

[riccardobruero]

The moustache looks like Flash Gordon's Emperor Ming.

[SummernlightningUSA]

that is one sweet, sweet motherfucker of a moustache.

[dafranx]

This looks like a Cinemax softcore porn, and it's acting is just like that.

[Angel503z]

Wow! I love it! The over acting, the voice overs, the special effects... it's so 80's retro barbarian movie genre along with the likes of Twin Barbarians and Red Sonja.

[schuttz1]

3:15 the MOUSTACHE!

[bkoboli]

...I don't know what I'm seeing!

[StarFoxAutobot]

This is actually not bad. :)

[synystergates07]

did anyone else think the guy narrating sounded like ben stiller and then when you saw him you said to your self "oh shit it IS ben stiller" then you did a double take and realized it wasn't him :(

[synystergates07]

@synystergates07 ok i'm replying to my own post because i did a SECOND double take at the long blonde haired guy and thought oh my god its jason mewes ...but alas i was wrong again lmao

[rcfreek13]

I <3 THIS :D

[snackzan]

get that bitch's tay tay's under control

[onimenno]

LOL, "weak" nights is right, heh heh.

[The1snarky]

whatys all that baging

[traaveli]

i liked the part where pooman roared

[engineeredlifeform]

He is a powerful magician for sure,... I was mesmerised by that moustache!

[Blizardion]

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[Blizardion]

HALF PUMA HALF MAN ALL BEAST!!!

[Blizardion]

OMG the barbariana is FAT!!!@!@!@

[Blizardion]

Isn't the acting amazing>?

[Blizardion]

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[SorryImSoAce]

RETARDED



[libelleluv]

I am Zara Fairy King! HA HA HA Who writes this?!

[libelleluv]

Is this supposed to be funny or are they totally serious?

[ishdelville]

What's this shit about,

it's for gay ?

[kouchouran]

It's MAGIC and not MAGICK...

[DailyMusicX]

@kouchouran WRONG.

[snowblue18]

I'm confused.. did someone take all the dialogue from a porno and just cut the sex out to make this video. Acting is so bad lmao

[waverag]

me thinketh this be shite of the highest order

[waverag]

at least they had the courtesy to warn the viewer to abandon hope

[waverag]

" release the Poo-man! "

[uttoushii]

I just want to know one thing: Who is the blonde chick!?

[lobbotekka2019]

@uttoushii

Me too.... she looks like a porn star.

[miwako4ever]

i couldn't stop laughing! Oh it hurts! It hurts! HAHAHAHA

[Kissyfur79]

LMFAO!!!

[FireOps]

Roger Corman would be proud of you

[limchulsu]

i like how its supposed to be a thousand thousand years before ANCIENT history but they all have contemporary English name popular in America and also make other historical references as if historical to them e.g. cain and abel... and i thought i heard a reference to cthulu as well... i hope whoever wrote this was actually serious serious...

[thegoof171]

@limchulsu still makes more sense than any DeathStalker movie

[PatPowers1995]

Actually, I've seen a porno with the hardcore sex that was better done -- try "New Barbarians 2" with Victoria Paris. And by better done I mean better acting. Sorry to be so harsh, but if you are not going to do hardcore, you need to have some redeeming value to make up for the lack of sex.

[PHenry500]

Wow.. nothing like a $20 production budget!

[squirtlewa]

please is there a paypal for donation to buy a pop/spit filter for yall's sound man?

[WatchRyder]

This is old school 80s!

Nice work :D

[joygasm916]

Josh Dark High Priest of Ctulhu, Sean the Blackhead, and Darren the Black Wizard. Those are the most badass barbarian names.. EVER lmfao

[gatorgirl7563]

barbariana = female barbarian  lol

did they used bondage outfits as ancient clothing?

[gatorgirl7563]

barbariana = female barbarian lol

[Florence00pi]

Good thing it's not a strong nights series....

[bryant49]

LOOKS LIKE OVER BUDGET PORN WITH OUT THE SEX

[kevinthelast]

Oh... um... wow...

[Progreen7]

Lol 3:23 is irenicus

[discoder]

I was in knots laughing at the extremely hammy narrator at the start. "ABANDON HOPE!"

[MsStardust18]

This makes the B movies look like silver screen box office hits. 

[gummihjerne]

WTF?!?!?!?

[JRADEK70]

LOL her husband the Dark Priest Josh LOL

[Gelnprato]

THIS MOVIE WAS MADE BY A CRACK SMOKER

YOU WOULD TO BE STONED TO WATCH THIS SHIT

[nightcrawls]

this is eigther a very bad movie or a very bad porno eigther way the women should show some boobs to make this movie better. who agree?

[Gelnprato]

@nightcrawls yes more boobies

[msm2you]

Dear g-d. Even Yor: Hunter of the Future is better than this (you should watch it - it's hilarious it is so bad)

[kockastiekran]

Epic, indeed.

[m473r1ck]

gooood.... very... very... good

[JoeyGee1000]

They had metal working 1000 1000 years before ancient history?

[navyreviewer]

....still looks better the "Battlefield Earth"

[EMCEscher]

What is one of the Village People doing in a Barbarian movie?

[MissSizae]

... ??? ( Loooks confused) hmmmmm

[MishaAtreides]

Epic moustache

[pburto]

"release the pooh man!"

[mulattoraver]

PVC cat suit squeaking too much.

[Prankaplegic]

Even Uwe Boll thinks this is crap. Dig the Ben Stiller look-a-like though, complete with plastic pornstache.

[voltz15]

god I haven't seen shit this cheesy since the early 80's. Hell this shit's cheesier. :D

[Dadutta]

i think that black guy isn't actually black

[47cookies]

um...? >.>

[47cookies]

i want that one guys claw hand thingy =p

[TheFilipp93]

WHAT IN THE HELL IS THIS?

[sarzada]

smell like good porno

[LadyPonin]

It's a parody, is' nt it ? It's impossible otherwise. LOL

[sadella]

Er...LOL?

[clickforseo]

as Sam Beckett said: 'Oh Boy!'

[AliasUndercover]

Absolute crap. I love it.

[FuzzyPicture]

epically terrible, loveeee it! :D

[BigManInCanada]

Who needs water boarding when you have this modern day device

[vhanhanzz]

WTH

[Tiwaz81]

this has to be porn

[videogamenostalgia]

I really, really, really, really, REALLY hope these guys aren't taking this as seriously as it looks...

[hickboy360]

is this a porno?

[Applicable999]

lol porn on YT...awesome!

[tenortroy27]

All Hail Pu-Man!! LOL

[kotpet]

what are those gay mustache????

[sumadinac92]

Is this from a porn?

[kingTethra]

My name a Borat aye!, I destroy Barbariana Aye!

[AnunnakiPriesthood]

Reminds me of "She" lol

[Cabochon1360]

I never appreciated how good "Deathstalker" was before now ....

[Helios452]

I am zara... FAIRY KING... O_O

[velya666]

que asco esta basura

[velya666]

Ya con el agueonao que habla al principio se nota que es una soberana mierdaaa

[Zarkania7]

Digging around the bedroom for a frikkin blunt. Man oh man I can't even find a #^%$ roach!!!! ARGH!!!!

[0Griffinhawk0]

ROFL wtf is this shit

[puffolotti]

10:41 Eeeeeeek!!! 1/8 of a left nipple is visible!!!

[thaines]

MANOS, THE HANDS OF FATE

[puffolotti]

who is afraid of the jaguar, nowadays?

[Pseudologic]

this movie tries hard... and fails

[cid871]

This looks like a bad porno...

[toedster]

I almost expected The Village People to make an appearance.

[MrBlinkee]

I am Zarra, Fairey King....Did somebody really say this in this" movie"?

[AntiquityCentury21]

What do these actors do as a living?

[EltonJThe]

Oh gosh, this is really, really bad. This is so terrible. 

[Vastlyright]

I don't know whether to laugh or puke

[KnightofMotley]

Is that Borat w/ the moustache?

[donnybahar]

I thought this was a porn movie, would've been more interesting

[toqui1967]

is this guy Freddy Mercury? so village people

[toqui1967]

is this guy Freddy Mercury?

[johnrcoben]

wow its so bad its good... im confused

[dorasdaughter1]

BORING.............(yawn)

[dorasdaughter1]

one word... STUPID 

[MrDewlicious]

looks like a freddy mercury acid trip

[MrDigitop]

@MrDewlicious rofl

[Fendiroccia]

"poo man" :-D

[leebouldog]

This is fuckin' shit, & gay.

[Napo741]

Este bigodudo do início com toda certeza é o Pitt Bicha... ou irmão gêmeo dele.. Rsrsrs

[BABARRYeuropeanslave]

cool

[DerHorstXXL]

Meh... needs more boobies...

[earthlingPhil]

I didn't watch the full video. Maybe if the Barbarian chix got naked I would have hung around longer.

[kurt22222]

lolololol this is a great parody

[Ni7suj]

This is awesome!

[allout1034]

lol...he only stabbed him and seems like the puma man was cut in half...lol

[TonyToolTown]

Holy Cow this is so Bad it's Good.

[MyNameIsRobert100000]

@TonyToolTown I disagree, I think that it's so bad that it's REALY bad

[sidthebeast]

amusing but very very stupid

[RPunke]

this is not a bad movie , just bad actress (female!)

[MrJmaximum]

hang on: "The Dark god Cthulu"?!?!?!?! copyright infringement anyone? I am digging the porno-stache of the archwizard bad guy tho

[VANHELSING433]

@MrJmaximum

Cthulu was actually a reference to Cthulhu and Lovecraft gave permission for Cthulhu's use to other horror writers so there isn't any copyright trouble.

[magnadox]

i would be angy to have taken part in this log of shit that was crapped out by some poor camera

[Pittip2]

lol

wenn larper filme drehn ^^

[gwathrien]

@Pittip2/ o.O genau das hab ich mir auch gedacht.

[vllmer]

has potential.

never knew ancient barbarians had latex.

[MrConradMurray]

This is epic in so many ways.

[omniscion]

Did they say... poo man?

[jongun]

@omniscion hahahaaaa yes, I think they did.

[AmbulanceProductions]

It's a classic. If you think it's serious then you need help.

[thefloydful]

this is a fuckin classic

[TheChundar]

glue on moustachio

[MineFieldExplorer]

Lol it's not bad, considering they made it like this on purpose. (I hope!)

[sadowcaser]

459,767 views.. it must be a very nice movie, it just need a better budget

[Lordok12]

hahaha THIS is awesome!

[jdeppluver1599]

this is practically a fucking comedy

[Adahn5]

Mashinations? Doesn'tshe mean MaCHinations? Like with a K sound?

[stud6007]

wait...... this isn't a porno?

[ComplexOverlord]

Horrifyingly bad, LOL.

[RWAPROfficial]

ALL HAIL THE PU-MAN...

[borgduck]

Boy, is this shit.

[MARSHOMEWORLD]

This is Godly! So bad, yet so good. Even has Cthulhu references.

Be still my heart.

[aztekarrow]

The Pu-Man seems like an old Rob Liefield creation.

[DeathRimes]

absolutely trash.

[fredrika0]

oscar!.........oscar!.........­oscar!............

[star5628]

awful bad acting looks so crap.

[mylesnye]

Pu-Man is the best!

[HallowedHoly]

This is a movie made by INSANE PEOPLE---hahaha---NICELY DONE!!!! : )))