Drunkest Guy Ever Wants More Beer

[magickieran]

lets face it we have all been there. :P

[xnickisepicx]

@magickieran true dat

[esepologaga]

is a zombie dance!

es un zombi bailando!

hahahahaha

[Smokey1424]

lol 5:45-5:55 proves this video is fake

[jpjr840]

How did he even get to the store? What a LOSER

[MetalMaskMilitia]

Wait a sec... You can see it's still light out, and the time says 10:54.

This guy was that drunk.........before noon LOL what a champ.

[zanzibar79]

that isn't booze.  My bro reckons DXM or ketamine

[benhudelson]

@zanzibar79 yeah, my gf and I were discussing this last night. We concurred on DXM. Hadn't thought of Ketamine, but its definitely another possibility.

[brotherbear000]

hes trying so hard too.. audio would make this rock tho...

[oldenha2]

leaving the store would be equivalent to a harold and kumar journey for this guy

[LocalStatus]

he musta been trippin ballz

[MUDSWAT]

It reminds me of that puppy stuck on its back......!!

[dirtydirtylawn]

Saddest of all, it's not even 11am.

[TheAuRorasniping]

He Probably Had The Hugest Hangover After. Lmfao! Smh.. Thumbs Up If Agree!

[Prapatum]

its got to do with the gravity!!!

[TheIcelandicPatriot]

This brings back memories :)

[sloth1620]

that looks like alcohol and xanax to me.. lol either way that dude is in the Zone. AUTO ZONE

[deadmansouls]

i think he had an ear infection.

[MacroRKF]

What´s song's name please?

[bsblake12]

"Cocaine is a hell of a drug"

[N0T0RI0US555]

Dont do CRACK

[MrAussiebloke12345]

we've all been there

[polozine]

This shit is fucking fake...how can anyone laugh at this stupid shit? this is so retarded...its not even funny how the fuck do you laugh at a dumbass like that?

[muertazin]

Thats what i call a break dance !

[nittyhooo]

lol that is actually the funniest fuckin video ive seen in a long time! why doesnt this have more views! love it. check out my channel :)

[mi4mi4ever]

That ghost is whoppin his ass

[K4inan]

0:10 drunk guy uses teleportation.. =D

[nlo13]

he's on ketamine, not drunk

[planes3333]

@nlo13

ha thank you I believed the same thing, either dxm, pcp, or ketamine

[zachthaballaholic]

lol he wont let go of that beer :p

[MrPuggy123456]

fake for sure

[planes3333]

@MrPuggy123456

pcp??

[namaidem]

Definitely fake

[PDyme]

I just died with laughter watching this video. 

[simonrules91]

Is it fake?

[Hankin69]

HILARIOUS! I love how everytime he tries to get up he holds the beers! Bahahahaha

[MyBlackclown]

I hope he didn't drive there....

[JustinPrasad221]

Thats guys FUCKED UP

[TheNDreed]

0:55 he cant even get up xD

[MrKarlim]

Drugs.... :(

[MrTUTB]

FAKE

[Bladerunner55217]

I saw this guy on the pirates of Caribbean ride at Disneyland. He was the one singing and talking to the pigs..

[iloveblondy]

HAHAHAHHHA! I FEEL SO SORRY FOR HIM! HAHAHAHAHA

[wgaft]

this is both beautiful and tragic. also i'm 95 percent sure that this guy is on ketamine. it's in the way he staggers and also you can see him rubbing his nose a few times. hmmmm

[MrJuno6]

you"d think those dudes had never seen a pissed up guy before

[duffh]

Only Charlie Chaplin could  fake this perfectly. It's not fake in his video. Looks like too many muscle relaxers washed down with beer. He is definitely malfunctioning on the motor skills. When he sat calm for a moment without struggling he got some blood and oxygen to the pickled brain, and was able to get out the door and take the show on the road. Let's hope not in a car.

[duffh]

the poor guy must have washed down a few muscle relaxers with the beer.

[l33t5k1l1n3x]

it's like GTA IV! LOL

[precisethoughts]

after all that he gets up and walks away ROFL

[tsukinohime3]

5 minutes later, he was arrested. Or hit by a car. or both.

[LezlieLU]

Two years later when he gave up beer for smoke, he witnessed a complete double rainbow all the way!

[lisaluvvicodan]

OMG!!  Its soooo funny!!

[shanelltaylor]

LMAO!

[MsSimoneGotit]

FUCKING NO WAY LMAOOOO

[antveticaa]

Probably a skit. How is it that it took him like 30 minutes to get up after he got the beer yet at the end he just got right up and walked out?

[GambleAgainstReality]

Its not funny.

[Cytacon]

This guy drives a school bus in St Louis MO.

[leahvanags1]

omg funnyest thing iv seen in a long time i almost pee'd a little LOL almost!!!

[CristiansReina]

i dont think hes drunk.

somethings wrong wit him

this is horrible. . .

[temporaryfame]

Fake and gay.

[a1864aa]

He needs : AA - Friends ..... !!!!!

[kikibellz]

Definition of drunk : My head is always trying to catch up to my body.

In this case VERY TRUE!!

[grmglsgw]

howd he get to the convenience store?

[StuartLittleJr]

Zombie need brainn !!!!!!!

[hustlerman5]

lol someone should do a remix with Lean Back by Fat Joe, and just repeat the "Lean back, Lean back" part

[carlosloera]

I think he was drunk and fucking high hahaha

[itchyfingers89]

Fake and gay.

[jesseplata]

Your what 10?You can't worth shit what is fake and what isn't can you? I recommend shutting up ^^

[kevinrobertgoing]

lol at the ende he just walks out

[a1864aa]

Amasing that they dosnt him him more - in Denmark we help a person like him / not just let him go outside - I meen he could be hit by a car , and die ....

I would give him a cap ( taxi ) and payd for it !!!

Well Americans dont care for people in need !!!

[Jonkert22]

@a1864aa I know what you mean. I would help him too. But you can't say that no American would help him man.

[baba1993]

@a1864aa - I totally agree with you. I would help him get up. But I wont pay a cab for him or bring him to the hospital, because he's the one that chose to drink or use the drugs he's on. But I would atleast try to be of any help.

[mrut97]

i dont belive this

[SX3Music]

nobody thinks. . . ..W(here)TF HE'S TRYIN TO GO¿¿¿ WHERE YOU can go SON¿¿ hahahah in the streets this guy..fiu LOL

[NiTroCheez]

Remind me when i was 14 years old.

Funny vid man. Hangout takes a brake!

[blackspirit385]

LSD

[Chicagoso2yrsago]

he just gets right up and walks straight out at the end ahahhahaha

[gabykakarot]

name song plss

[FloraJay]

@gabykakarot Amy Winehouse - Rehab.

[therealbeatfreak]

seriously?

[dazwil]

i think he's on valium to reminds me off myself a long time ago

[SladddSCREAM]

pooor guy, LMFAO!

[gummykax]

he looked kinda parched to me....thirsty lookin' !

[Heartsxoxo01]

hahah i died laughing when i saw this

[camilleflowers]

@Heartsxoxo01 are you dead yet?

[jtfloch]

Ironic that a guy with a classic beer belly comes to the aid of the drunkest guy ever.

[100sups]

It happens to the best of us man!!!

[mjmichu]

probably he drove there by car...

[goonergoody]

That's the business.. LMAO!!! What gets me is that it's just before 11 in the morning.. What a super star!!

[arabbeautii]

what is the last thing with the eye :S:S:S:S:S

[JazzyJames019]

The way hes moving it looks like when your drunk in gta4.

[dchoker000]

I can't stop fuckin laughin!!

[shawnthavirgo]

@dchoker000 he drunker than that thang

[leapayear]

So sad. The man in the red shirt looks like he was trying to help. I hope they got this young man some medical attention -- he seriously needed it.

[stefpfc]

I think he took LSD :D

[speckalou]

Sad and sickening!!!

[the5thcolum]

4:47 is the best part hahaha

[Kuetonius]

freakin A-man...i hears ya sculldog...a def classic...they shud can this shit...its rippin americana...rotf/lmao...i 2 kno a dude who cud def give this guy sum serious competition...wurd-up ^_^

[rynash31]

no you dont.

[sculldog76]

f**kin legend...I knew a bloke that walked round like that every day. he still in rehab

[Kk26995]

What would he look like not drunk?

[hate0me]

just lol. XD

[BANGINLAURA6]

This was tapped on my birthday!! :)

[mikenike40]

this is exactly why alcohol should be illigal over marijuana! LOL marijuana impairs you less then a glass of wine!!!!!

[gurlygurl121212]

i SERIOUSLY hope the guy had sum1 drive him home bc if he drove home theres gonna b a reck b4 he gets outta the parking lot! lol

[001mustafa]

AHAHAHAHH he took 5 mins to go out from that door lool

[MrTcwt3]

haha 11am lol

dudes got issues

[scottfwtx]

Hope he wasn't driving.

[Kk26995]

LOL, I whispered that to myself "How did he get there?" I HATE TO SEE HIM DRIVE

[afghaan99]

whahhaha

[vikkipollard5]

Is that 10.54 am?

[Fixxx83]

Considering how bright it is outside, I would say yes.

[vikkipollard5]

My guess would be that he still on a bender from the previous night. It takes a long time to get into that state!!!

[Fixxx83]

Perhaps even the night before that. That looks like some pretty serious level of drunk.

[6vampiria6]

hahahahaahaha when he was on the floor afther taKing the beers, he looks like a turtle on its back LoL

[kaerblanck]

i think he 'improved' his mind by some acid or ketamine before went shopping.... :D

[GameUSDViper]

Alls I know is 3:56 musta hurt like a mother!

Ouch. Yea, this guy was definitely on something other than alchohol.

There's no way you can be that drunk and not have passed out, you don't hallucinate when drunk. He was clearly, "sinking". Probably H, dust or shrooms. Maybe all three, he just wanted a Budweiser chaser ;p.

[lkowal]

"in all seriousness" this video has helped me to maintain my sobriety.....this video is like a mini AA meeting to me....each time i watch this it is like a spiritual experience.

My sympathy goes out to this poor man and hope he gets the help he needs!

Again in all seriousness ...if anyone knows how i might contact this poor man....please let me know....this is no joke....i am very serious.

I would like very much to help this man on a path to sobriety....

[jman9022]

THIS GUY IS FFFFUUUUCCCKKKKEEEDD UP!

[theALTF4]

jejeje, me gusto el video.. it's really funny! the drunk people has an inportant funtion in the world... MAKE LAUGHT US' WHITH VIDEOS LIKE THIS!!! no lo creen???

[trinitypdt]

no lo creo, pero creo que eres tan pendejo

jeje

[markusfranulic]

wtf.. it's a fakee

he was dead and he couldn't stand up several times

and in the last seconds, he stand up quickly and without much problems ahha

[jaggedmaggot]

this shits fake so fucking fake Bullshiters Middle fingers up to u faggots ~burn is hell~

[Nighaz]

No way! i reckon its real

I work in a bottleshop and trust me, some fuckin paraletic people come through

this guy is plastered all over the wall...probably had some drugs too.

as for the cops not being called...the workers were probably getting a kick out of watching this retard. Bottleshops get boring to work in..nothing like watching some fool make a twat of himself..not like he was going to rob the store or hurt anyone

[spaceman1979]

How the fuck did he even get to the store in the first place?

[theholyshat]

I dont understand why people feel the need to be "scientists" who the hell cares if its fake or not.. just have a laugh ffs! would it kill people to lighten up?

[P1mpMyBr1de]

Fake!

[PHIXTup]

is that 10:00 AM???

[hasicam]

it was a looooong party...

[ricax25]

hahaha this is hilarious! Dude was on the floor for a good 3 minutes of the video! so funny!

[OzzieJay]

So so so fake.

[mw5971]

I onno it looks fake to me...looks like the guy was pranking the store clerk and the customers. If they truly felt the guy was severely intoxicated like that the cops should have been called to apprehend the guy, and he should have been kept in the store. Granted it isnt their responsibility to the guy, but to the safety and well being of others in society to do what they can to keep the guy from going out of the store until the authorities could have gotten there. Not funny in the least.

[dag4227]

whoa relax

[tom67264]

Not funny? this was good entertainment!! LOL

[screamindemon6x]

Fuck that guy, he will get what he deserves hopefully. What if that fucker got in a car and somehow drove. Would you still worry about his safety when he cares nothing about you or anyone else getting hit by a car he drove? You have a screwed up vision of reality, he would have gotten public intoxication and sent to jail with the cops, probably where he belongs. If he was being that reckless and sloppy in my store, I'd beat the shit out of him until he went to sleep on the curb.

[Maguites]

Note how he never let the beers go far of his eyes....he is really taking care about them!! more than himself...at least...LOL!!

[Brwneyedgrl516]

How the hell did he get into the store....or the question should be how long did it take for him to get in there and why didn't anyone call the cops?

[Rhal95]

LOL... he's more likely to be attacked by a sidewalk accelerating upwards toward his forehead.

I haven't been that stupid-drunk in public since I was 16.

[fallout4311]

i hear ya

[VLANUBIS1]

play him of, keybordcat!!!!!!!!!

[WeeWishieWashie]

Is this the REAL rubber man?

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

[Sungodv]

He acts like he sobered right up at the end there....

[Alizamilkshake]

sorry for laughing so much at you :d

[LeDucDArcachon]

The people in this shop must be the most socially irresponsible in the world. The let him out onto the street like that where he could be killed by a car. They let him fall about all over where the coffee machine is, where he could have been horribly scalded.

They should have called the police. I hope he didn't get injured on the way home or they will lose their store in the lawsuit.

[gutbayer]

The principle of freedom is that he willingly decided to get into this state, so it's his problem what he will do. Not anyone elses. :-)

[jshark70]

Unless he decides to get in a car and drive. Then he's EVERYONE's problem!

[gutbayer]

I agree. Just not everyones's, just anybody's in his path.

[hossinatorss]

Why is it the responsibility of the people in this store? Are any of them his mama? NO!!!! As gutbayer said he WILLINGLY entered into this state of intoxication. If you can't handle your alcohol, then don't drink. It's sad that people would look at this and assume it's innocent bystanders' responsibility to take care of this man.

Is it the kind thing to do? Yes. Should they be responsible? No.

That's the problem with this country nobody takes responsibility for their own actions.

[marijuanabeer]

he could had been struck by a car out of the store

dumbfuck

[gutbayer]

Yes. Then it will be his problem and the insurance company of the driver's.

[Dreth363]

I would've helped him in getting the fuck out of the store before causing Armageddon.

[screamindemon6x]

The thought of taking responsibility took a shit for him when he finished that half-gallon of vodka. You think anyone who would drink enough to get this trashed and walk into a store cares about responsibility. His only responsibility on his mind was getting more beer, and he even failed that. The problem in a lot of countries is that there are a lot of people who just don't give a shit!

[chesteroctber15th]

Crazy. Somewhat entertaining to watch. He made me laugh!!! But fuck yes he is more than drunk...why the heck arent the ppl in da shop not calling an ambulance? clearly the guy needs help

[belly10o]

100% fucked

[DisguisedMiracle]

He is pure and simply very drunk. Not ketamine dude. classic signs of etoh intoxication+++.

[drstan1]

sad not a legend an organ donor except liver

[DXMJUNKIE1]

This dude has to be on something, probably Ketamine. There is no way that he could be drunk for that, he was physically not going to the door on purpose. What a sad mutha fucker.

[miacat1979]

Ketamine. Definitely.

[se1gwarhe1t]

is he drunk or he didnt sleep for 3 days?

[TheDodgiestEwok]

Probably huge amounts of salvia, if I had to guess.

[helogoodbyehelo]

you couldn't even walk like that on salvia. or have the presence of mind to get more beer. i think he's just hammered.

[friskysman]

and the effects of salvia wouldn't last long enough for him to smoke it before he went out, get to the gas station, stumble around for 10 minutes and then leave. salvia's peak is about 5 minutes and, as the previous commentor said, beer would be the last think on your mind. he may be influenced by more than just alcohol, but i pretty much guarantee it isn't salvia

[camarada911]

LOL this is why i dont drink!! i never have to worry about looking like this way...because i think is totally not kool

[Gooseman2k2]

ARE YOU KIDDING ME??? THIS GUY IS A HERO! a LEGEND even.

[nurluqman97]

a hero for drunk ppl who drink beer and a legend for being the drunkest guy ever who wants even more beer! XD

[TinchoLP18]

Hahaha, i agree

[FrogBoto]

I call "shenanigans." Unless this guy has cerebral palsy I say it has to be a guy messing with people.

[helogoodbyehelo]

nah. just the way he looks around makes me think its real. espeffcially when he's on the floor.

[peacenlove637]

hahahah this makes me SO glad that I don't drink any alcohol. love the song too lol.

[scoop803]

that shit is funny as hell

[lrajah69]

FAKE!

[aljayp]

your naively dumb man. haha!!!

[LICK5d]

It looks like he is fighting some G's. Like the room is really spinning. I think he's in a K - HOLE. hee! hee!

[KILLHERMANTIS]

oh man! this is sooo funny...yet sad...but I'm still laughing !

[stangoodvibes]

Yeah I vote for Ketamine as well. Been there done that...

[justin23s]

how do i send this to an email