Dane Cook-Pillow Fight

[vapiresun31]

Ha ha!! I FUCKING LOVE DANE COOK!!!

Cute and Funny rare combnation love him!!

"am i bleeding?"

"no your not bleeding"

[AlanWake1994]

i want to try this

[ChibiDragon123]

err... why would you kill you nephew with a pillow O_o you could go to jail y;know?

[BlueTeamPlayer]

@ChibiDragon123 thats the joke.jpg

[MultiRinzler]

I try to murder people when I'm in pillow fights. It's kind of funny, I'm this scrawny, bony Asian chick trying to stab people's eyes out with a pillow.

...

They're brutal. BI

[smartinez020]

The zippper

!!!!!! Ha ha !!!

[BananaPhoPhilly]

if i had to kill some guy breaking into my house and all i had was a pillow, id just take out the pillow and hit him with the zipper till he bleeds

[Webkinzrule615]

My last pillow fight - my dad threw a pillow at me when I was on the edge of the bed. He whipped said pillow, it hit me, I fell backwards, landed o my head, fell forwards and smacked my knee against the chair. (we were at a hotel). He laughed so hard while my mom yelled at him cuz I got hurt ( yeah I cried but I'm twelve and I fell on my freaking head people.)

[DellaRobbiaStern123]

i had pillow fight b4 but it sucked because we were trying to make it quiet so my mom wouldnt hear.so we were wacking each other with pillows having a hell of a time and my mom starts down the starirs and fortunatly forr us just yells down wats going on we all freeze i go notin :D!

[slothboy494]

i use toy fights. I have a toy whip from halloween. 

[sweetcinnamonpnchkin]

If you're hitting your friend with a pillow and it breaks, you know you're having a good time!!

[Cdlv103]

(Pfft) "Oh my god! Oh my god! Am I bleeding? Am I bleeding?!"

"Nope you're not bleeding"

[gabriel7117]

god dame it dane am trying to be quite at work and i cant ur just so funny god i love this skit

[ericaamerica14555555]

which one is this on

[BorutaDevil]

when i go to sleep over with my girlfriends we dont have pillowfights, we smoke pot :)

[girlgirl37able]

@BorutaDevil sounds like an awesome sleepover

[ashace1297]

Haha awesome I was cracking up lol

[miriamhinata]

lol soo funnny Dane Cook RULES! he's hilllarious XD :P LOLZ and lol.. yeep pillow fights are pretty hardcore with girls..

[SoraFan1234]

In movies when girls have pilliow fight there like, jumping on the bed and feathers are going everywhere. HELL NO! Me and my friends run through the house leaving a trail of blood!

[funnyvids1045]

@SoraFan1234 EXACTLY! Same here.

[MisterPainiac]

dont fucking quote the video when everyone just watched it.

[5thhokage113]

at my house we have nuke fights

[iShrimpEater]

pfft in my house we don't have pillow fights we have knife fights

[id493337]

My pillow fights always turn in real ones, -.-

[MySTICHES]

Lmao "no ur not bleeding" xD great!

[ubiista]

Am I bleeding? No your not.....lol

[bainbrandon]

Hahahaha

Hahaha

[Surgequake7]

I good solid pillow blow to your head can cause a concussion.

[Kkyyrruu]

Dude I got in a pillow fight once and NEVER AGAIN. In the movies it's all silly and gentle and fun-NO! In real life it's like a war! And where do they aim? THE HEAD! I had a headache for hours! It was not enjoyable... no...

[Ashatokka]

"No you're not bleeding.... yet."

[ContractSpilla]

why are all of these just shitty animations, put the actual video up thats what youtube is for

[BlueZebras1818]

OH MY GOSH! AM I BLEEDING?! AM I BLEEDING?!? No. You're not bleeding..

[FlyingPhilomel]

I have always feared the zipper on those one pillows... terrible weapon.

[BeingKhamalia]

I tried to decapitate my mom, but ... damn she's pretty good at this pillow fight stuff.

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Fight, Fight, Fight!

Kids ambush mom in a pillow fight to the... okay, death may be a little exaggerated. For the crown of ultimate "pummel"izer

[TheKing4735]

dane cock lol hhahh :D

[Ganairopile]

Funny joke, laughed the whole time, bad drawing 3/5 stars for funniness

[sushikitty88]

THIS IS SO FUCKING TRUE!! I always made the little handles and tried to kill my cousin.. her: ouch im telling my mom. me: like hell you are BOOM! <---- hit her with the pillow :D

[racistpizza7]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

fuckin blazed

This is FUCKING awsome

[3greenmonkey]

Oh my god am I bleeding? Am I bleeding? No ur not bleeding lol

[SamLynn93]

111 people were hit with the zipper and started to bleed

[cuttiekisa]

we did that will bean bags

[ueg97]

a fuckin pillow how the fuck u going to kill some one with a pillow now if u smuther him that diffrent but hiting him with a pillow lmao

[MitchyMussosWifey]

@ueg97 if its a pillow full of like rocks or knives or any other torturing objects you could kill someone with it x)

[TheRandomamp]

@ueg97 THE ZIPPERS. D:

[NarutovsSasuke159]

"I was trying to kill my nephew with a fucking pillow" lmao god soooo funny

[goudy95]

The zippers.. lol no thats just plane mean!! lolol xD

[Frenimes]

Hit them with the zipper... AM I BLEEDING?!?!?!?! no your not bleeding. LMFAO

[Ryzler13]

and a lol button

[drayven57]

Lmfao am am I bleeding no no you're not bleeding

[BESTFRIENDIPOOS]

As cool it is as funny 100 thumbs up! Di! Fase the pillow of deth

[DeidaraIsBestKATS]

omg lol thats how i feel. but i just try to kill the other person because if one day i rly DO kill the other person with a pillow then comon no bruises no cuts nobody would suspect murder *evil laugh*

[MichaelOfPop]

sooo true.

[TheAskjosueshow]

wow really porn

[skylards99]

"Am I bleeding, am I bleeding?"

"No, you're not bleeding."

[ProjectV6]

@skylards99 yeah we heard him

[Dillon1225]

@ProjectV6 Yeah we know your a cunt , don't tell us about it.

[warriorslovr12]

hahahahahahahahaha! :D

[maximuimride]

i remember me and my sister would seriously beat each other with the couch pillows,and they aren't soft at all, rocks would be softer, until one of us said mercy

[Spasticnessgirl]

Haha I had ONE pillow fight in my life just this past summer with a bunch of 11 year olds! (I'm 13 btw) and I made Ashlyn cry because I hurt her neck xD damn tht was funny!

[Tyem310]

This is Funny Because its True Its been 5 years since ive had one of these and im like get on the fuckin ground bitch!!!! XD

[MegaUnknown43]

WAM!!! BOOOMM

[hoppyroc122]

AM I BLEEDING OMG AM I BLEEDING ... uh no ur not bleeding psh *kills with pillow* uhh ya now ur bleeding haha that would've been funny XD

[LilTayTay202]

i think im gonna have a pillow fight with my annoying little sister later..........watch out!

[DGLovesYou]

OMG! Am I BLEEDING?!?!

No, your not bleeding...

*whack*

[kiotopler]

lol my pillows always exploderd durind pillow fights XD

[SweeTipiez]

hell yeah even with us girls . they make it look all gentle in movies.. really when girls pillow fight we try to beat the crap out of the other girls but will laugh to make it Seem nice

[id493337]

@SweeTipiez

Wouldn't it be better to use a hammer or something?

[TheRandomChikz]

@SweeTipiez heeeeccckkkk yaaaaa ^_^

[Gineapiggylover]

@SweeTipiez LoL tru

[goldsaint89]

@SweeTipiez That's something that I wanted to see all my life, live action pillow fight, between chicks. One of my friends is coming this weekend, she is going to spend the night, I could try hitting her with a pillow, but it'll not be that exciting -_-

[Kina8877]

@SweeTipiez I get fucking pissed in pillow fights. Someone hits me in anyway and I go off XD

[verygreen1313]

@SweeTipiez agreed :)



[tinkerbell380]

lmfao

[cheesburgerlolcats]

love ya dane cook

[darkfairyhauntsu]

"no your not bleeding" "am i bleeding!"

[uniden118]

its so true in a pillow fight it always ends up with you trying to kill kill kill!!!!

[CrashBandicoot952]

LOL  FUNNY

[dvbones]

DUDE.

5 years ago.

15 friends.

PILLOW ARMAGEDDON.

Good times.

[fiegt]

@dvbones did someone die?

[dvbones]

@fiegt No, but we all had splitting head aches.

[Animefreakykid]

aperantly a lot of people care about that boy or girls church camp- and this is directed towards ppl like spsharkst4882

[Sallyallie89]

I had 3 best friends who I used to hang out with. I was the oldest out of the group and therefore stronger. They always complained because I was far too rough with the pillow fights lol. They did it gently, but I was like Dane described. I was trying to beat the crap out of them!!! lol XD

[soap011]

your pillow looks like a bowling ball, lol

[guitarbert100]

can his videos get any funnyer

[Maddie0520]

lol i love pillow fights im going to get a few bricks in a pillow case see wat happens!

[sportsboyx21]

Bad quality

[devingoalie]

At camp me and my friends used to put our bibles in our pillow cases it was hardcore shit.

[MrPelhambay]

its all fun and games till somebody gets knocked the fuck out!

[xShinyBlueGuitarx]

AM I BLEEDING? AM I BLEEDING? no, you're not bleeding...

[hnrksl]

Pillow fights are awesome, when I was little my brother hit me good, I stumbled back and hit my head against the wall, I had to get staples in my head to close it.

[icecreamshawtyXOXO]

pillows hurt ....

[gothgirl1330]

i think its funny how all these people that commented this video are like telling there violent pillow fight stories xD

[himlok33]

Last Time I had a pillow fight, I was on the edge of my bed Ann I got hit in the head, and I'm pritty sure I did a back flip off the bed. I don't know because I got knoked out.

Fun timez

O_O

[ThePhantom2K9]

So, true

[007tapdancer]

AM I BLEEDING AM I BLEEDING

[HunterDaggers]

last pillow fight i was in a kid broke 4 of his fingers coz he tried a flying pillow drop drive from off a bunkbed, he missed, fell on the floor and someone just drop drived him normally and snapped his fingers backwards

[icecreamshawtyXOXO]

@HunterDaggers uugghhhhh !!!! u made me shutter

[vampirepicnic]

Last pillow fight I got in was when I was 5 and I had to go to the hospital and get stiches in my scalp.

[emocheshire222]

lol last time i had a pillow fight it took it too far and my niece and i got hurt both badly XD i got punched in the face and she hit the window in my room and she covered me with a blanket and i ran into the coset ._. man...that aint fun XD

[Knucklesgirl12]

That's exactly what happened on my friend's sleepover birthday, I swear we all had bruises the next morning. XD Good times.

[ntngirl95]

LOL

kill my nephew with the pillow.



[caseyacorn]

LOL i dont get how you can hurt with a pillow unless you have a brick in it but lols

[Khamikazes]

*BOOM* Heh-h-h-hheh- HEADSHOT!!

[wfgigglemonkey]

lol nice audio

[72tdickens]

i am the marines do rock jarhead forever!!!!! and dane cook of course

[ElitesRuleFilms]

No, you're not bleeding.

[FlamesOfZen]

Finish Him!....*Decapitation*......Pi­llow Fatality!

[Tuvyecholev]

@themarinesrock12 i'm with you! the vidieos he make are funny! the best one is "the elevator")

!

[jim3935]

dane cook and brian regan sound the same.

[Pokeman6270]

omg uncle kenny come here i have a nice soft pilllow with a brick in it for u

[uriemmeda]

dane cook is the chuck norris of comedy

[purehaloman8334]

heh heh ya me and uh my brotha before we moved liike a looooooong time age we were on beds with just metal bars i knocked him off and won he was knocked out after i stuffd the long pillow in my pants and wrote a smiley face to make my mark.

[awsomekoolguy]

I made someone so made they punch me in the face because i got to competitive. Funny thing is it's nearly impossible to not break something or to not get hurt in a serious pillow fight.

[angusyoung456]

ive made some one bleed in a pillow fight lol it was fun

[firefighterparrish19]

lol

[endmon88]

lol when i was little me and my brother had a pillow fight..... Worst bloody nose I ever got.

[Zenon306]

lol when i do pillow fights with my cousin lol i do get the part with the zipper. lolz one time i knocked him off the bed and he had to get stitches. lolz I WON!

[sketchaholicgirl]

ya know what... THATS SO TRUE!

i KILL my bro when it comes to pillow fights!

[animeXballerina1]

so true!!! this is how it always is!!!

[sabzmusicx3]

i peeed my pantss....thankksss. now i gotta go wash my shortss :P

[amy0w0]

Hit them with the zipper!!!!!!!! That's what I always do!!!!!

[KingCruisius]

@amy0w0 I ain't no pussy, but hitting with the zip??? You sadist(!)

[coleisarock133]

trying to decapitate

[heroespeterpetrelli1]

haha..this is awesome!

[jffry890]

i used to pillow fight with my friends n bros a few years ago. u no just sittin there n all of a sudden were like lets pillow fight!

(totally not gay btw) and then just to ante it up, we covered the windows with thick blankets n shut the lights off!

the my oldest bro got competitive n pulled a knife n stabbed me in the hand =O (accident)

[LastOfAkatsuki]

i always win at pillow fites sum how the others always get knocked out ( or at least pretend to be)

[XXKHXXEVERYTHINGKHXX]

me and like two of my freinds do pillow fight and some reason they also ways gang up on me like. why. and it is unfair. and i always lose my pillow so i just lay ther getting wacked. not cool i dont do pillow fights with them no more.

[superstan26]

stfu

[KILOMANJARO555]

@themarinesrock12 ok not funniest, but i fuckin hate when ppl say he sucks!

[2046ddd]

I Know He's Fucking Hillarious

[cowboys430isback]

@themarinesrock12 dude, shut the fuck up.

[LonelyPianist64]

@themarinesrock12 Most thumbs up ever.

[JordanIAta]

at first the pillow looked like a wad of crap

[MoneyMan8900]

Fuck, My pillow are intense too.

[BloodyFlesh626]

Decapitated by a pillow XD

OMG! Am i bleeding? Am i bleeding?!

*says it really fast* No you not bleeding

Lol! I love Dane^_^

[carmine970000]

that happens to me

[2Demonfox]

oh my god! am i bleeding?!am i bleeding?!

no ur not bleeding

lol!!

[aKILLAfromAPK]

which show or cd is this from? i've never heard this or the elevator part from him before

[SHABAM789]

"You know what i realized, I was trying to kill my nephew with a pillow."

XD i know what you mean, i hit my brother with the zipper on my pillow during a pillow fight and he had to get stitches

[JayChouKaijuMaster]

I hit mine with a pillow and somehow it gave him fabric burn =\

[jessijames100able]

bahahahaha the drawings are so cute!!!

[assassintwinat8]

This reminds me of the time my sisters friend asked randomly if he could wack someone in the head with a pillow, and I said he could hit me.

Friend: that made my day!

Sister: That made my LIFE!

[TheAkatsukiButterfly]

Sometime when im at a sleepover my freind just sneeks up on me and just POW and then i would try to kill her

[jazzyfea102]

o mi gawd this is so beepin funny

[WarriorCatLover12]

i played that at a camp, massive 50 person pillow fight and the girls were winning, (im on the girls side, duh) when out of nowhere this waterbottle filled, sleeping bag, and pillow pillowcase hits so hard i hit a tree and pass out. lol.

[tomjoey12]

@WarriorCatLover12 in my camp boys ALWAYS win (we use the beds :P)

[3r1c151]

its funny because when you think back on pillo fights, you were actually just trying to hit your friends and knock them out cold with a fuckin pillow, and you'd always be pulling off spin moves and after a while you just throw punches because you were so jacked up

[S2Kxsh1th3ad]

@3r1c151 hell that is so true....

[totallyteamjacobgirl]

pillow fights are so competitive now that i think about it

[MissSunshineSteph]

omg am i bleeding hah hah ha. i love dane...fuuuuunnnyy!

[omggabypwnzyou]

I don't think I've ever had a pillow fight...

[kimmyworth]

haha thats so true! lol dane is hilarious!

[hypergirly18]

TROLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[OhMyEdwardAndBella]

my cousin posted that not me, i think dane cook is the bomb, ok?! so dnt be callin me a troll. hahaha

[OhMyEdwardAndBella]

and evolution of dance is ok, but posting it on dane cook?! NO haha

[ExileFahmi]

ROFL! the zip is the secret weapon for pillow! XD

[joshuaruizventura]

No your not bleeding.. ahahaha

[chocolatebunnynick13]

Lmao It all came back to me now xD

[bgconder]

I dont think people care..look at the view count

[jcfishermma]

at my church camp we had a pillow fight and our church won. but there was a concusion where he couldnt move half his body. some kid lost a tooth, and another was knocked out

[yung1jizzle1]

your church camp sounds like shit.