The REAL reason Hitler shot himself

[MartyTurco093]

LETS GO COWBOYS! 1st place BABY!

[Raven12516]

@MartyTurco093 Damn right!

[cowboy4life1986]

See even a bipolar schizo that suffered from chronic flatulation could see that Eli Manning sucks.

[cowboy4life1986]

See even a bipolar schizo that suffered from chronic flatulation good see that Eli Manning sucks.

[imsocoo213]

LMAFAO! hE CANT AFFORD A NEW season jersey

[VendableManx]

I hate football so much

[tomives1985]

man there are too many of these videos...

[screenshot123]

I wonder what YouTube viewers in Germany think of these videos? They must think this movie is pretty popular in the US.

[mel577]

@screenshot123 LMAO yeah. They don't know WTF is going in the subtitles, just like we have no idea what he's saying in German. :D

[sergery102]

Might as well go ahead and keep this video for 2011. Romo and the Cowboys will make it relevant again this year!

[PeeFartyXiong]

adouche shitler

[SpiderPig01]

I AM A HUGE COWBOYS FAN..... but even this made laugh

[CarterBuffkin]

@itsbridgetlogann thanks for the history lesson...

[CarterBuffkin]

I ROFLed at the end hahahaha

[MrSnipingghost11]

Actually the real reason he shot himself is because he found out he was the only one that likes the Dallas Cowboys

[tommoore2012]

@MrSnipingghost11 well screw you too!!!!!!!

[itsbridgetlogann]

Actually the real reason he shot himself is because Germany was desperately losing the war and pretty much everybody wanted to hunt him down and stab the absolute shit out of him.

[MrChip124]

he said  their sexy!

[MrChip124]

lol hee hee

[Mrberlinnh]

I made one just like this lol

[SlamdogX]

True americas team is the packers!

anyways... the cowboys suck ass they are waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay overrated. cowboys fans are all douchebags.

[reezee99]

@SlamdogX fuck u and yo packers hoe. i bet if they lost yo ass would not be saying shit.

[SlamdogX]

@reezee99 no because the packers still made it to the superbowl the cowboys can suck my dick. also quit talking like your a fucking gangster u make yourself sound stupid. which u r but...........

[reezee99]

@SlamdogX fuck u and yo packers hoe. i bet if they lost yo ass would not be saying shit.

[eskimodude812]

i thought he realized he was 2 weeks late on his taxes (april 30, 1945)

[kidkong584]

Wait.. He shot imself? I thought he like poisioned himself or something.

[Steven831BayArea]

out of all the teams the cowboys hitler goes for americas team wow

[dk5388]

as someone who understands german...it was funny as hell to read the subtitles

[VideoCityHouston]

lol...at least i won my fantasy football league...i kicked all your asses...brilliant

[TheEmperorHasSpoken]

What's sad is this can be immediately followed by the T.O. / Bills one

[cincyblows]

Speaking of pointless, the Bungles lost. To the Steelers. Again. As usual. Please, continue to blow hard. It's all you have left.

[HopalongBarrelRacer]

@cincyblows How bout them COWBOYS know!?

[HopalongBarrelRacer]

@aliquippawill dude when do people start giving christmas ornaments I.Q. test. Your probably on the top of the list.

[MH101009]

Shitz hilarious!!!

[bluedemon245]

Hitler is played by JMam1c

[sond641]

this was kinda cool............... I guess

[Awesomeduud]

He's a cowboy fan?Well I like him a lil bit now

[ralph1396]

THIS VIDEO is the #1 reason Al Gore invented the internet.

[bandet888]

Wow a lot of Giants fans in Germany! lol

[InSaNeMoDeRsSs]

cowboys suck thts why he shot him self!

[HopalongBarrelRacer]

@InSaNeMoDeRsSs you suck go shoot your self1

[HopalongBarrelRacer]

@InSaNeMoDeRsSs you suck!

[txfinest817]

Lmfao. Best vid ever!

[witten82fan1]

hahah pretty funny and im a cowboys fan

[smlw100]

euro not dollar

[fullstack2]

How anyone could be racist is beyond me when there are asian chicks !!!!!! Asian chicks are so freakin hot !!! Also latin chicks, black chicks, actually i find white girls the least attractive. Racist people are obviously ignorant and waste of air and space. No matter there kind is simply diminishing, with more and more inter racial marriages and love making soon the world will be just one race. The human race. peace and blessing to all.

[bobbito007]

i have seen many vids using this video clip... this is by far the best one!!HAHA

[ImPureRockk]

eli sucks in german lol!1

[cupicaik124]

Actually he killed himself because he saw his gas bill.

[SR71BBFLYER]

@cupicaik124 Oh that is soooo fucked up! LOL

[sumlvf]

Excellent video thanks Raven!! What an idea, go cowboys go

[THEABRAMSMBT]

go cowboys!!

[nitromehane189]

lol whoever is a fan of the giants leave right now *all but 3 leaves*

[tquinlan5]

Hitler is even a cowboys fan fuck yah I don't like hitler but how bout them cowboys!!

[TexasBoi39]

Maybe Kobe is better than Jordan!!!... You're fucking nuts!.... ELI SUCKS!!!! My favorite part! LMFAO!

[TexasBoi39]

I am a die hard Cowboys fan and this should piss me the fuck off... BUT I AM DYING LAUGHING RIGHT NOW!!!! LMMFAO!!!

[TheMasterBubble]

@MrBlackBurner the movie is called downfall

[XxTheMetalxX]

Hahaha that was fucking hilarious.

[559baby]

haha woooo hitler...jk

& hell yea Dallas Cowboys all the way baby!!!

[therealallpro]

girl to other girl: "It's ok. He can afford one don't worry"

I died laughing

[noahvaks]

he took fucking cyanide in the bunkers with his girlfriend. you don't overdose on CYANIDE

[davidwaters69]

Everytime the Dallas cowboys lose a game, Chuck Norris dropkicks Hitler in the face.. Everytime Romo gets sacked, chuck dropkicks Van Damn in the puss

[bonfire302]

"whoevers a giant fan leave" *everyone but 4 people leave* looks like every hates hitler :D

[budgrant69]

Hitler would never have been a Cowboys fan. There are too many inbreds and untermenchen in Texass.

[loganbass10]

''whoever is a giants fan ,leave'' thats the best

[loganbass10]

there is no word for fuck in german But this is funny

[Surebro0]

hitler found out I was still alive and knew i was coming for him

[dallascowboyfan101]

My feelings exactly after that fucking season lol

[notneededanymore]

lol fantasy football XD

[602leonardo]

hahaha mabey kobe is better than micheal jordan!!! XD

[Chaparrito213]

hahaha he made a point...i love the boys and goin 13-3 was like fuckin heaven to me...but losing to them...hahahah honest shit i almost cried...lol fuck it...giants r okay i guess

[m1k33113r]

Its Inglorious Basterds...

[28dayslater559]

@m1k33113r no its called "Der untergang" or downfall its german inglorious basterds is american o-o

[CFCID]

cowboys always lose to the fucking eagles fucker

[chiliwilli22]

well not 2009 and 2010 my friend

[EpicLooserFTW]

This is EPIC win!!

[truegamer4ever]

Lmao this was from...Dang I forgot the name of the mvoie with that Italian Jew and his son. What movie was this again??

[MrBlackBurner]

what movie is this i want to watch it

[Raven12516]

i guess you didn't see the little speech bubble at the start of the video

[MrBlackBurner]

oh my b

[TheRealmsofdeath]

The U.S. version of the movie is called "Downfall." I'm watching it this evening. Hitler (in the scene above) has been told Berlin is lost and he goes off saying all his generals defied his orders and how he took Europe by himself. Good stuff.

[SerenityIsTheMan]

@Raven12516 Some turn off the speech bubble in the beginning of the video.

[fwellman]

I think it is Hitler: The Last Ten Days (1973)

[nelsonr12]

@MrBlackBurner the movie is called "Downfall"

[JustSayin07]

@MrBlackBurner its from downfall i think

[aslynelf]

@MrBlackBurner It's from the movie Downfall.

[DarkKadan]

Yeeeaah not that good. Of course I'm not a fan of the Cowboys....or football......or sports in general unless it's Pro Snowboarding, Soccer/Rugby or the Tour de France. Those are the ONLY real sports.

[weedbhere1]

that was nice.....lol

[razorpromodel2]

he took an over dose not shoot himself

[fwellman]

he did shoot himself.

[Madmonkeythegreat]

he took an over dose, then shot himself

[squaregerbiltersky]

what was he actually saying?

[livelife441]

hitler had

[frosty1too]

5 STARS All the Way!! Laughed till I cried...

[greendayholiday1234]

AWASOME

[NFLization]

well if Hitler was a Cowboys fan when he was younger, he could wear a cowboys jersey five times.

[jcrocker2323]

I want to see his expression when he finds out that the Patriots lost to to the Giants XD

[dano92395]

there is that too

[zippyman818]

Never gets old.

[tjuarez03]

I love this! Its hilarious! "Then its a waste of $70, I'll have to throw it away" "Dont worry, he can afford it" lol

[Coldshoulderm14]

what movie is this?!!!

[dgj70094]

Change a few names here and there and it still works this season!!!! Bwahahahahahahaha!!!!

[maxinpains]

LMAO!

[bobclemente21]

i love laughing. it is such an experience.

[quiqueton7]

Hey Jessica Simpson was the bad luck of Tony Romo!!! now look at Romo....He's not going out with her anymore and he's playing incredible!!! hAHAHAHA!!

[verymarshi]

If Jessica was a Jew, it would make so much sense

[ERROLCUSTERFLYNN4EVR]

now watch tom friedman videos.

[hershelt]

can any one tell me what movie that is :P

[Dagasa18]

Its from the movie called "Downfall". It was a foreign film that got much acclaim for obvious reasons. Great acting, great script. You should check it out.

[hershelt]

ok i will check it out thank you very much

[hershelt]

lolz

[TexasGonzo10]

well done very funny stuff, most cowboys fans felt like this after the 13-3 and then to be knocked out by the Giants, great work on this video

[beautifullybroken012]

2:48 - 2:55 is the funniest part. x]

"People will make fun of me. I'll be all over the news."

[mdh21970]

i love the cowboys  and i now have a new favorite youtube video this was hilarious

[nitro38128]

This was hilarious!!!! And i'm a Cowboy fan

[kevinrules98]

I always knew the cowboys are nazis

[kalelawrence]

creative.. I lke it..

[michealb93]

hahahahaha.... the cowboys are going to win the superbowl this year!!

[gbnnn]

@michealb93 no they're not

[wampwampmjl]

You guys are fucking retarded.

[39Nordic]

YOU PEOPLE ARE COMPLETELY BRILLIANT! I bet you are all germans, and if youre not hats off for the accent! You deserve acadamy awards, too perfect! A childish insane little idiot hitler really was, and a closet case obviosly! THANKS FOR THE HUMOR, if SNL doesnt pick you guys up they are blind and stupid!!!

[xfiles6728]

These are great, and some what warped..lol

Who ever is doing these needs a pat on the back.

We can't wait to see what you come up with next.

[kokulink]

he shot himslef because he was banned from microsoft online

[Jackcar141]

I wonder what happened when he found out the Giants went all the way...

[alexmunn27]

I am a fat fuck and I can't kick your ass. I don't give a FUCK.

[silveradoman74]

Shut the fuck up about which ethnicity is better at sports. Bottom line is whoever trains harder and is more disciplined will be the better athlete.

[RabidPelican]

@silveradoman74 actually, people are born athletically gifted. Jocks and nerds exist. and black people are more athletic. It is a biological fact. Watch olympic running, basketball, football, ect.

[kennedy78757]

@silveradoman74 Remember Jesse Owens made a fool of Hilter and his "master race theory" when he kicked everyone's ass at the 1936 Summer Olympics in Berlin, Germany. Remember that? Probably not. Most of you probably are saying, 'Jesse who?"

[joshmanny24]

go dallas!!

[diosoth]

Hitler's legacy- from "immortal leader of the white race" to "internet video joke". Serves him right.

[xXSandrinoXx]

Foot ball sucks. Once again. Bunch of conceited niggers and white kids playing it now a days.

[Raven12516]

Nigga, fuck you!

[ReSpecTheStaR2010]

wtf is wrong w/ u??? thats a real mexican thing to say..heck u probably are a meexxxican..u probably just mad because mexicans aren't as athletic as blacks and whites..thats why there are like what? 5 of them in the nfl? maybe 5 in the NBA? lol..ur a bitch..remember the alamo.

[xXSandrinoXx]

I'm white smartass. I work out. And yet, i still hate sports. Its all a waste of time.

[ReSpecTheStaR2010]

ahh who cares? u hate sports, u hate football..i believe YOU are the waste of time..eat shit and die

[Cratos559]

no offense but white people arent better at sports den mexicans were faster stronger and we dont have other races looking down on us

[ReSpecTheStaR2010]

well i mean to be offensive..and that you for making me LMAO just now bout that comment of mexicans being faster and stronger..im taking a health psychology class right now in college..and it is a proven statistic that there are more obese hispanics than that of whites..and when yall arent fatter than us, yall are most def. not as strong (for the most part) as us..obviously it cant be proven one way or the other..but from what ive observed, i dont see that many "buff" mexicans, or even any in...

[ReSpecTheStaR2010]

that good of shape..i either see really fat mexicans, or really skinny, puny mexicans..not many average built ones, and def. not any muscular ones. thats the dumbest thing ive ever heard that u just said. yall aren't better at sports than us..if so, there would be far more "mexicans" in pro sports..thats not the case. you cant be faster than us if yall are for the most part "more obese" than whites..the only time yall are faster is when yall are running from the cops after u steal something.

[ReSpecTheStaR2010]

ALSO..the vast majority of mexicans are averaging a solid 5"5 in height....that makes u all pussies by itself. AND..WTF do u mean other races aren't looking down on yall???!!!! are u kidding me?? whatever guy. i'll admitt it, ive had a lot of encounters w/ mexicans in my life, none that ive started..so ya im not too fond of them for the most part..i have never had a problem w/ any other race..i love everybody, whites, blacks, asians, pac. islander, i dnt care..i have a prejudice agnst mexicans

[Cratos559]

well lets see look at all da stereotypes if u get picked after da white kids den u no u suck n mexicans r faster n stronger ur n college but i bet u i could beat da shit out of u

[ReSpecTheStaR2010]

LMAO!! haha typical mexican talking about fighting and wanting to be confrontational..why yall do that is beyond me? maybe to prove that you are tough?? i dnt know. dont care. most of yall are totally pathetic neway. not sure what stereotypes u speak of? you have no valid or accurate reasoning behind your theory of white guys being unathletic..and even if u did, it would be false..because thats the dumbest thing ive heard in awhile. Promise u that im twice the athlete u r,& no u cant kick my ass

[ReSpecTheStaR2010]

im sure you are like 5"6 or maybe 5"7..and either a puny little wimp, or u are overweight..one of the two..i gurantee you aren't muscular, or "buff" because i see maybe 1 out of every 50 mexicans where thats the case. literally.. (go ahead and lie about your physical attributes now)...i made varsity football as a freshman @ my high school, beat out a senior @ 2nd base in baseball as a freshman, went to regionals in track, and also participated in basketball where i got honorable mention as a SR.

[ReSpecTheStaR2010]

I'm also 6" tall, 175 lbs, hardly any fat on my body..run approximately a 4.8 40 yd dash..(pretty fast for a white boy I'd say, huh?) I benchpress approximately 230 lbs..im pretty much just destroying your argument already..there is not a single thing that you could beat me on when it comes to athletics..OR A FIGHT..ur not kicking my ass..you are just mad cuz u are a mexican and u smell like body odor and your last name is Sanchez or Guttierez or some shit...fuck you and have a nice day.

[Cratos559]

u could say dat shit online but we all no dats all bullshit

[ReSpecTheStaR2010]

nope was actually telling the truth about all that my man..i appreciate the fact that you are trying to tell me im lying about all of my personal accomplishments, must mean that its all pretty impressive..and it is if i do say so myself. FUCK MEXICAN pieces of shit like yourself, and bow down to your daddy bitch, cuz I AM YOUR DADDY. there are hardly ANY mexicans in any professional sports in our nation..if there are any, they are GREATLY outnumbered by whites and blacks...and you KNOW THIS, man

[Cratos559]

shit anyone can go on youtube n say theyre all muscle no fat doesnt make it true 4 all i no ur just some guy n college tryin to spend some time off studying and watching porn

[rhyzx]

you nailed !! that's all true, but i have to say that im 5'8" 165LBS 9% BF rest is all muscle.

[Cratos559]

right n im supposed to believe dat just cuz u say it

[ChristianHalovids]

if you were 175 full of muscle then you would be strong and fast which your not.

[barcakid86]

@ReSpecTheStaR2010 dudw why so much hate towards a race...just because some mexican pissed you off doesnt mean u have to insult the whole mexican race especially when i for one am mexican and dont appreciate it

[barcakid86]

now your accomplishments are very impressive im 5'10 210 pounds and aint fat i played varsity soccer all 4 years in high school where im from now im shure you dont care and will prolly talk shit and say something like soccer is a shity sport or so which is cool cus thats ur opinion now ur assumption that 1 out of evry 50 mexicans is overweight sounds very inaccurate u should make shure its accurate before u make another statement regarding that statistic cus where im from thats not the case

[ReSpecTheStaR2010]

well, learned it in my health psych. class..its mainly due 2 stress, fast food, and chronic alcohol consumption because 4 the most part, all ya'll live in low- income neighborhoods...therefore yall don't have as much access to gym's, healthier foods, and are in a constant state of stress from the struggles of barely getting by and being on fucking food stamps from the Gov. And for the record..soccer is gay..football is what we play here in USA. So yeah, there actually is evidence of wut i say.

[barcakid86]

@ReSpecTheStaR2010 well i for one dont fall into that statistic but id like to say one thing to u....why dont u go make urself usefull and go fuck urself...and the cowboys will win the superbowl unlike this douchebag who will never amount to nothin which is why he feels like he has to talk shit to nmake himself feel better...its people like this ignorant prick that fuck up this country

[ReSpecTheStaR2010]

@barcakid86 hmm..sounds like a man that just got shot down.

[UGLYSTIKCOLIN]

You must have a really small dick dude. OMG I CAN BENCH ALOT OF WEIGHT OMG I CAN RUN FAST!!!

No one fucking cares.

[ReSpecTheStaR2010]

nah, just trying to prove a point to a filthy mexican..thats bout it.

[UGLYSTIKCOLIN]

oh ok. fuckin wetbacks LOL.

[ChristianHalovids]

4.8 is SLOW. fast than me but SLOW. i bench 320. Guess what 320 isnt even strong. I dont really care about your convo i just wanted to let you know your nothing when it comes to athletics, so stop using these stats (which should really embarrass yourself).

[fastmachine1]

pretty funny! even tho im a cowboys fan!

[Monkeymja]

GIANTS FTW

[mando5858]

The Giants suck! This the Cowboys' year, accept it.

[Neofcon]

Fuck cowboys

[Raven12516]

Fuck you and your mama!

[HopalongBarrelRacer]

@Neofcon well back to you and your team!!!!!!!!!!!

[RichieHaas]

lol all they had to do was go "alloe, I am lindsey lohan!" Cowboys winn

[deepintexas]

OMG. This was the funniest fucking thing I've seen on YouTube this year. Kudos

[xXSandrinoXx]

Football sucks major dick.

[Raven12516]

kinds like your mom

[poopdog543]

win

[InigotheRottie]

HOW? YOU suck major dick. get a life, just because you are to weak to play or something doesn't make it suck.