Steve Jobs Rides Robot Unicorn For Great Justice

[TheKnightsOfGaming99]

Like if the title got your attention. THATS RIGHT IM LOOKING AT YOU!!

[EstebanCo777]

iu Beatifull :)



[patrick20082008]

press 9 to hear her snork

[patrick20082008]

i can't figure out if she wears a hat or not

[XHesterXPrynnX]

Holy fuck, stop getting on this girl's ass you sad little bastards. God forbid a semi-attractive girl makes uses the internet all you beta male cockmonglers turn into mushy brained "^o^ <333" little girls like my 7 year old niece on justin bieber. god damn.

[gary06492]

um, you are truly hot. I would listen to anything you say.

[OriginalThugLife]

I Click cause i read:

"Handjob, i ride a robot unicorn for great juice"... Damn.

[xCyberFang]

Your cameras out of focus

[brantleyreynolds]

hey.

ur hot..

let's kick it..

cool..

[Heemoproductions]

awesome smile (:

[mustbehiggy]

gah, I can't watch her videos. Her mouth is moving far too much. Way to over pronOUNCE.. EVVEERRYTTTIINNNGG. Talk like Brain from Family Guys GF =) Where everything has an UPWaaard.. aafflictIOOON.

[SunDodger3]

this was one of your best episodes of all-time dodge, bravo

[IKillLittlegirls]

DW! :D

you look stoneds as well haha

[MarcusMcCabe]

0 and just keep repeating "is this" until you punch the screen

[Andyilmatto]

Press: 7 8 7 8 7 8 7 8 7 8 to make Dodger go "LALALALALALALALAAA"

[Andyilmatto]

I actually meant 6 8 6 8 6 8....

[dirtydave169]

OMG rubber chicken in the backround!

[etraderx11]

I am sorry, did you say something? I was just watching the bear eating the berries and didn't quite hear what the hell you were talking about. You seem very boring to me, nothing personal though. Pause! Good bye now!

[gobebluth]

Call of duty has 7

[0dWHOHWb0]

Wow... Your teeth are incredible white.. O.o

How did you do that? lol

(You did mention coffee too, wtf =P)

[GanNingE]

Dynasty Warriors FTW!!!

[gwedo540]

May I ask what other bleep boop beep(or electronica) type music your into? Artist? Pretty much all I listen to so just wondering.

[SetbabyStarCraft]

You look especially gorgeous in this video. Seriously.

[gldys45]

its like valley girl thought she was a gamer

[njxiong]

i came.

[V3RM1LI0N]

@njxiong good we were waiting for you

[AlienWeaver08]

Pause the video and press 4. (Yes, the actual 4 in the keyboard)

AWESOME SMILEY! :D :þ

[WawaStarcraft]

can you look for some INFO about the new TWISTED METAL please?!?!?!?!?... ^_^

[IVtomatoXX]

Are you aware that you are out of focus? ;p

[dillingerxcape]

cute, didnt hear a word you said... but you are good on mute. I wish your channel success.

[Weazelon]

Steve Job is a douche ! go google go android !

[BrokebackT9]

You're gorgeous, no need to worry about make-up.

[VeXYproductions]

i wanna hang out more! lets go see tiesto!

[TheProphetX]

<3

This about sums up my reaction.

[MaartenVC87]

Tsssk... Tiësto, no thanks ^^

But hey, if you like that stuff, np.

[h3h3l0l]

-"It's like a punchcard at your favourite coffeeshop." :3

[TheLightofJustice]

@strand0410 Win.  Lol.

[aeadonnis]

You have a rubber CHICKEN...+5 to awesome rating I will now sub :D

[ParallelMango]

don't worry about the focus... no matter where you sit your still beautiful

[Strand0410]

@ParallelMango NICE FLIRTING BRO!

[TheMcDooger]

God you look stoned as fuck. Funny shit.

[reinerballer1]

@PressHeartToContinue out of focus, off center, no color. that doesn't matter, as long as we can hear awesome news and see your beautiful face, we good. or im good at least :3

[EdinhoBIH]

anywho...

[KingZig86]

Tiesto sucks monkey balls,

[IceGenin]

rubber chicken??

[CTstarcraft]

In the thumbnail for the video, you look like Renee Zellweger.

[macedaman]

Man, she's so pretty.

[Arqideus1988]

I unsubscribed because of your black nail polish...bleck!

[acolvill1]

@PressHeartToContinue

Tiesto's best works were his earlier, more melodic trance releases, especially the In Search Of Sunrise series (the first two), along with his Magik series, with numbers 3, 5, and 6 being the best by far. If you're a newer Tiesto fan then you should definitely check out those older releases. His newer stuff is a little too pop culture for me. I know, I'm musical snob and I didn't even insert the appropriate diacritical mark in his name!

[th3e4]

Pronunciation of the name TIESTO is not good ,but very good for the American woman.

[Pangjunmin]

we don't mind you going overtime ^-^

[Pedizzle]

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I nearly combusted from your adorableness.

[jontheskillful]

omg that animal was so cute o.o

does dodger wear contacts?

[hover07]

I have a Tiesto Tattoo :S

[MissMoogles]

@msinummoc Yeah... I think it's a bit disrespectful... part of the reason why I don't make videos with me in them. lol

[coolstream1]

I watch in 720 to look at stuff in the background... I have problems :S

[macronewb]

A little bit farther back will be nice, then we can see your boobs.

[DarenHD]

Pause the video and press 6. (the number 6 on your keyboard yea)

Epic face Epic face Epic face

[ChowTOdust]

@DarenHD LOL

[GodofCider]

@DarenHD At first I was like: 9

But then I was like: 4

^_^

[gwedo540]

@DarenHD ROFLOMFGLOL!!!

[fandanstan]

@DarenHD LOL I never knew you could do that. ahahaha

[Gamerslave131]

@DarenHD no pause and press 4

[kingherold47]

So now you have the Sage Mode/Kyuubi eye's rather than Mangekyo Sharingan =p

[BobVosh]

I vote, in light of the chicken, more views of random awesome things like that.

[neooffs]

cheers

[swiftninja1337]

Be wary of dodger. Her eyes can suck your soul!

[bigchoonage]

lol Tiesto? what are you, 12?

[turbz123]

HI DODGER!!! <3

[mcherbboy]

OMFG RUBBER CHICKEN

[robviz40]

I vote for more Dodger singing stuff and dancing around on camera.

[MrEzrael]

At around 4:40, is that a rubber chicken with a pulley in the middle?

[jjjones1]

god damn she's so cute

[Endoskahn]

Dodger... you're never out of focus!!

[cjflauta]

oh man, triumph of the nerds. watched it twice, each time with a 40oz + four loko. thoroughly smashing combination

[heheitsjohnE]

Almost every one of my summers since 2001, consisted of DYNASTY WARRIORS! :D

[HeathenSC]

Nov 2nd is my birthday :D

[GameQ]

The Steve jobs clip is from an old interview (I believe it was around when Windows 95 came out) and Steve just goes straight for the throat. He blames Microsoft for stealing ideas and being uncreative. The interview was a part of the Triumph of the Nerds video, a documentary about the growth of computing and operation systems.

[Sokyujo]

THE CLIP OF STEVE JOBS IS FROM THE MOVIE TRIUMPH OF THE NERDS!! I WANT MY INTERNET COOKIESSS!!

[ruudhollenberg]

You pronounced Tiesto's name just right! Lots of love from the netherlands!

[ruudhollenberg]

Dear Dodger. You pronounsed Tiesto's name just right!!!! Lots of Dutch love from the Netherlands! I am the only one here I know that follows you. but proud!

[archhanthel]

Soooo yeah ppl shut up about the red eyes plz kk thanks. If anything she looks like she just finished a game session X) which is totally fine with me.

P.S. Dodger I do agree with the hang out more part 110% !!!

[elmarko85]

Dodger why are your eyes red? WHY WHY WHY!

[ericn4275]

Lol lmao Sumatra?

[killswitch157]

whats up with the Dumpster diving, is that you Dodger?

[Atheistprimate]

Bong hits & coffee is fuel for today's gamer. :)

[Nannerz007]

HEY SOOOOO.....

[whatyouguysmissed]

what's up with the red panda?

[KriticalFeedback]

@whatyouguysmissed finally sumone that knows what a RED PANDA is, you deserve a hug!!!!

[raidtime]

One can not simply like Tiesto! He's not an artist, he's a money machine!

[Hirobloodbrother]

speaking of dynasty warriors and Koei, Dream which is a mixed martial arts org in Japan for the promotional video of the middleweight tournament actually used Koei games like kessen dynasty warriors samurai warriors etc, in there promo to hype up the fights, it was rly well done and so bad ass. Its cool to see that video games are being used in all assets now, comparing the fighters to ancient samurai was awesome. It won't let me post the link but its on daily motion

[sakurabafan09]

@Hirobloodbrother comparing Donk sik yoon to naomasa yi FTW. Nice to see you around dragon your never on sherdog anyyyyymoreeee :O

[RidereSaepe]

ey ! u r totally out of focus !!! >.<

[iMushroomify]

bad dodger, bad, Dynasty Warriors is a bad game

[WishHouseProductions]

First off, I'm glad to know I'm not the only one who uses "spiffy" to describe people XD Yay for strange words! Secondly, the loyalty program is interesting, mainly because I wonder how ridiculously hard the real rewards will be to obtain, as well as what items they'll be offering (Club Nintendo offered some cool exclusives). The phone... meh (for now, never say never).

Overall great video! And you were in focus more in this video than your last. Keep up the great work!

[ashimoshuken]

which one is the one for microsoft?

[Episaudron]

spread the love!

[GreenEyedSerb]

Dodger,why are you a girl?Why are your eyes so blue?Why is your skin pale.What is the square root of Pi?Is my life meaningfull?Who let the dogs out?

[Lewka123]

Protip: Use Visine and no one will know

[Turandil]

@Lewka123 More like Clear Eyes.

[dukeofcanada]

Here goes nothing:

Hey baby, do you play video games? Because you've been hitting my hotkeys all niggghhht looong.

Do I win?

[leesox1]

i did play the destiny warriors games, but who seriously follows the storyline, the point of them games is to kill hordes of people not to follow the cinematic :)

[TheWargasmic]

I'm so tired of these people asking for thumbs up. I don't want thumbs up ok, so don't thumb me up..

[theringodd]

Hehe, was that your Legend of Zelda tunic?

[Blakobness]

I kind of lost interest in Dynasty Warriors when they completely overhauled the combo system. It just seems a lot more repetitive (than it already was). But I'd be glad to see custom characters coming, so maybe I'll give it a chance again....

....like I really have the money to be spending on another new game. There's already 6+ games I want to buy, right now, as I type this.

[Nickbuskirk]

WE SHOULD HANG OUT MORE BUT YOU NEVER RETURN MY CALLS

[darcwave]

My dad worked at sony ericson for a few years, And the PSP2 is going to double as a phone with the android OS.

[TOmsDK]

Dodger...it's "TI-esto" :D

[oOoDeadlyoOo]

There is Dynasty Warriors Online witch just realeased this month!

[Crimendorsement]

Say "anywho" one more time....I DARE you.

[Reddevil1712]

No love for rubber chicken.. hidden away and all, guess he knows what woody felt like:), :P

[LuddeTheKudde]

zoom?

[TheMusicalfriends]

im sick wish me better because your majical

[tatetalk]

Love the title of this :D

[Trancecomms]

Yey you like Trance music. I thought it was only us Europeans. You should check out Above and Beyond if you like Tiesto's music.

[dinonemesis]

thumbs up for selfish americans

[IAmSweetLou]

thumbs up for her black nails :)

[GearFourth]

Totally boss, yo.

[akozlenok]

Gonna ruin this for you ; ; but Sony's had a 'program' for giving people surveys forever, starting with PlayStation Underground back in the PS1 days XD. I still get e-mailed survey/tradefor/free crap sort of pattern bs XD, I think they're just trying to put it more in the forefront isntead of really creating something 'new' ionos just my two cents... PS Underground members in the house(i still have my original member number SOMEWHERE)

[Arenow]

Yerr sexy!!

[DarthLucky]

does the rubber chicken have a name?

[Quisite]

The real proper way to pronounce it is: tee-jesto. But those are just ze details, I think your point came across :p . The " on the e (ë) means you have to put an emphasis on the e, thus creating ti-esto. :p

[torangar]

didn't you buy a new camera a while ago that had video/audio sync wrong?

[ISeePineapples]

So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is “wut r u doing wit my daughter?” U tell ur girl n she say “my dad is ded”. THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

[SneakyEliteStudios]

I found this by typeing the title...

[Balgore8]

You look totally stoned in this video.

Oh a random side note, I bet a lot of people would pay good money to just see a video of you making out with a random other hot chick (has to be another hot chick, nobody wants to see an ugly one). You should try that, and give me 10% of your millions for coming up with the idea.

:)

[salle81]

You said his name correctly, Dodger. Or as well as any native English speaker can do it I guess, I have no clue how it's supposed to be pronounced in Dutch. But I would say he's a Trance DJ ...

PS can I has more links to the news or whatever it is you're talking about in the underbar please.

[Outshinedsg]

I thought Tiesto died recently? Maybe that was a different trance artist... oh, hold that thought...

1:13 ADORABLE PANDA!! AWWW!

[Quisite]

@Outshinedsg Tiesto is VERY much alive and kicking.

[Outshinedsg]

@Quisite Just googled this to confirm I'm not crazy. There was indeed a news story stating that Tiesto died in a car accident a few months back. However, this was just a rumor. I only read the original news story, and never read the followup confirming he was in fact, still alive. So, yay! I'm happy to hear that Tiesto is still alive and spinning records. Cheers!

[Slajjer]

Gonna be hard to hang out more. Unless you move to Sweden! It's kinda like Oregon, forest everywhere, cold and snowy! :D

[dappeh]

I think you need to point the camera a bit up - although I'm sure the boys would rather make you lower the picture :p

[davidr64yt]

"Dodger, why do you look so tired? Dodger, why are you not getting enough sleep? Dodger, why are your eyes red?"

[gagedragon666]

@davidr64yt maybe she's high lol (jk) btw david64yt THANK YOU for showing me this WONDERFUL girl and her show :)

[biglulus]

@davidr64yt Thanks for showing me this show!

[GumboLess]

@davidr64yt its cuz shes always up gaming on sum nintendo stuff ;P

am i right or am i right?

[Coulben]

@davidr64yt David, can you and Dodger make a video together already? :P

[zooplug]

@davidr64yt X ftw

[nocbmaniyak]

DJ tiesto another reason why holland is a good place, besides drugs and hookers

[aantulis]

CUTE

[OdinLowe]

DJ TIESTO 2012: First artist to randomly destroy the world :O

[den0fevil]

Ahhh! all your fingers got smashed

[magagnomagagni]

Dodger are you ill?Since a week you are having red eyes in every video you publish.

[graukas03]

@magagnomagagni it's called weed.

[PressHeartToContinue]

@magagnomagagni hahaha. With my work schedule I'm still trying to figure out the best time to be making these so I've been filming the second I wake up. Probably not the best idea.

[iconseeivebleroom]

@PressHeartToContinue In that case you look amazing for someone that has just woken up :P Dont know what all the fuss is about though? You're eyes are not that red? Almost not at all. Hmm maybe it's because I tend to listen more then actually watch ^.^ but anyways. Cyber Hi Five >.^

[whatyouguysmissed]

@PressHeartToContinue yeah right... you're just stoned admit it.

[frontcodiboii233]

@PressHeartToContinue the reson i love your videos is because your inteligent video names :)

[jimbobanalbeats]

@magagnomagagni She smokes too much fucking weed.

[insperace]

Your skin and eyes are glorious.

[EvilNovangeljohnny]

You're out of focus move the camera upwards to the back.

Wait what.

Pineapples.

[netfischer]

Hey ur hair doesnt look like from a mangy fox' tail anymore :(

Uhhm the negative undertone isnt on purpose ^.^

[SilverGunZoO]

tiesto is romania ?

[ithinksasukeiscool]

yeah aim the camera down slightly

comment standard lowered.

[jamez6191]

Has anybody ever told you that you look like a young Elizabeth Banks? :x

[Ayomide345]

more minecraft

[TheLordEspada]

finally new dynasty warriors, btw there have been 6 games so fat but if you count spinoffs which include two dynasty warriors tactics, dynasty warriors empire for ,4,5,6 + four extreme legends. kessin 2 romance of the three kingdoms and dynasty warriors advance. if i remember correctly there were two crosses between dynasty warriors and samurai warriors so if you count them the total comes up to 19 games

[damianson]

no such thing as way overtime lol, go on as long as youd like.

[jamieboi69]

haha you have been hanging around husky to much ;)

[stevenlee7]

I loooove the Dynasty Warriors series. I'm kind of disappointed in myself for not being familiar with the 'Gin(?)' dynasty. :(

Thanks for the info :D

[trwwskata]

are you stoned or just woke up? pinky eyes

[moviearticka]

can't you sit abit higher...or angle your camera down so we can see some bewbs?

[iLovePCxD]

@moviearticka No.Don't touch Huskies gurl...

[CorvetteKillingDSM]

Don't you end up with more mess when you dive in dumpsters?

[tehmonkey7]

@Jimb0tr0n oh its that song i whip my hair back and forth or whatever?

pfffft -.-

[ElliotExplicit]

Dodger <3

[Palidor]

You should sit a bit closer. (:

[JaTochNietDan]

Yes you are pronouncing it right lol

[Chainsawsb]

Random Red Pandas!!!!!!!

[bolezhinkov]

just wait until the playstation phone comes out next year - there will be so many little tie ins and incentives to keep playplayplaying.

[eyallev]

for Great Justice, Launch every zig!!!! (you know what you have to do)