Clip from Rome

[villea1979]

lol

epic scene!!! 

[SabreMatt311]

If I recall correctly, a few scenes later they show Attia still bitching at Antony while he is dressing as the German girl(smokin hottie..by the) lay on the bed naked and shaking like she had gotten the fuck of her life. That scene was as funny as this one. Someone should post both scenes together just to complete the package.

[M1ggins]

James Purevoy must've read this script and wet himself, he gets all the best lines, and his wedding night was just LOL.

[Killjoy2297]

just do it Atia

considering how epic and bad-ass Antony is it'll all be done in about two minutes

[TheIcelandicPatriot]

Fetch that German slut from the kitchen. Ha haha ha! 

[clintdelicious]

@TheIcelandicPatriot I love how they call her a slut even tho they're making her do it! lol

[TheFamousGrouseSwe]

The best!

[raxfourteen]

HBO series are the best.

[Happyduderawr]

i have to say this at least once in my life when theres a woman in my room

[Czernoblog]

Anyone who thinks Germania was part of Gaul knows dick about history.

[otto3663]

This is where the writers fuckjed up - there was no "Germany" back then - it was 'Gaul"

[Kino483]

LOVE THIS SHOW BEST EVER!!!

[Pnutt5100]

This show was the shit!!!!!

[Marianne14teen]

He drives me crazy!!!

[nastynat1001]

@Marianne14teen Me too

[shariItachi]

"C'me 'ere ol' girl, jump on it." :)

[Bunzypoo]

I really don't think I could say no to James P. telling me to jump in it-but that's just me. lol

[MutatioAesa]

what does she mean by " King of Goats?"

[kupoff789x]

@MutatioAesa He'll bang anything. Including goats.

[Dogote82]

@MutatioAesa late reply, sorry. but what she REALLY means is goats are incredibly horny animals, and bucks are perverts at the best of times... i know this because i raise goats and its difficult keeping a buck due to this attitude.. they can get pretty violent out of frustration. so when someone says they're as randy as a goat... THAT is what they mean. constant 24/7 horniness... well like most men actually lol but goats are worse!

[Sidragrosm]

Mark Antony is an absolute BADASS!!!

[RedQueen100]

Great Drama!watched it completely!

[dendara100]

Spartacus is very good too! I think the actors are a miniscule notch better in Rome than some chosen in Spartacus... but very great series the both of them. I heart Lucy Lawless and John Hannah

[hurthail69]

rome is better than spartacus I think romestreamsonline-dot-info

[501stlegionnaire]

first time I saw this scene I was literally on the floor laughing/crying,

it's just freak'n hilarious =D

[sara301]

So hilarious! I couldn't believe my ears (or eyes!) when I saw this for the 1st time. How could she refuse him??

[DitzyStephanie]

hahaha :)

I'm sure there were countless downsides to being a slave in Rome, but being the King of Goats' personal slut from the kitchen can't have been too bad!

[GetenGeten]

King of goats.. Lmfao.

[Darkprince2040]

mark antony was one horny bastard!

[CLEOMA8]

yes, but a sexy horny bastard !

[ptl1143]

Where's the rest of it?

[vitalisachko]

Mark is a genuine man, respect. I like this movie

[DannyJamesRead]

SEX MAD ROFL

[xXxFreakGirlxXx]

merula's face haha

[KissekattX]

LMAO! What a great clip.

I think I speak for most straight women when I say that I wouldn't need to be asked twice to sleep with the 'King of Goats'. :)

[astridbelge]

which season is this?

[KissekattX]

First episode of Season 2.

[Suppressingfire]

James Purefoy played it outstanding as Mark Anthony, In this Rome season 1-2 apart from Pullo (Ray Stevenson) & Vorenus (Kevin McKidd) Mark Anthony (James Purefoy) is my fav Character. Brave, Funny & sarcastic as hell at the same time, he really made me laugh when the senior senetor's ugly old wife told him "pretend i'm not here" & he replied "Impossible! but i shall try" lol or when pissed in the plant & in Cicero's cup.

[base2final36]

Bwahahaha!!

"I'm not rising from this bed until I've fucked someone!" My second favorite quote from Rome. My all time favorite line though comes from Titus Pullo..."Me, I have simpler tastes. I like to kill my enemies, take their gold and enjoy their women."

[exotikk1]

who was the german slut in the kitchen? lol...wheres that clip?

[decidedvoter08]

The German slut ate the poisoned sea urchin stew and died singing....really badly! LOL!

[Goose4god]

no that was the fat one, the german slut is the blondie one who i wish it showed.... she appears lyin on the bed about 3 mins after this clip an 3 men dressing MA lol...... its a qualtiy scene lol

[Methuselah18]

"It'll have to be Merula, then. Come here, old girl, jump on!"

LMFAO!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!

[uabozkurt]

hahahahahaha :D he 's funny :D and merula got horny at that moment :D

[adkinsjr]

"fetch that german slut from the kitchen." lol

[xXxFreakGirlxXx]

james is so funny :D

cant stop laughing with merula's face...XD

[bartlebyonline]

Antony's best moment on Rome, was when he said to Cato: "I assure you it was not a threat. Snow always melts." He was speaking about the threat to Pompey's forces when Ceasar decided to winter the 13th legion just a short distance from Rome.

[Methuselah18]

But that was boring. I think he did an awesome job with the suicide scenes.

[boomloom]

Fetch that german slut from the kitchen

[goldlarsson]

Mark Anthony is my idol! :D

[WilleTsukka]

"I am not rising from this bed until i've fucked someone" Damn I wish I could say that every morning :)

[mencken]

I think pretty much every man who has watched this show has had fantasies about being a Roman nobleman at one point in time or another. I remember when Pullo, um, has "a little bit of rough" with the assassin chick and she just says "Men are allowed to take their slaves"...sigh.

The odd thing is how many women I know that would like that system, too.

[cdelitocdelito]

I admit, I have thought about it.

[mencken]

See? Told you!

Plus, there's nothing wrong with any fantasy, no matter how mad or bad, so long as you have a firm grasp on reality.

[Darkprince2040]

I agree with you on that: antony is a real pussy hound

[ariamne97]

But you can! Say it, that is...

[Kino483]

@WilleTsukka HAHAH

[88bdorn]

@WilleTsukka Best line in the whole show.

[otto3663]

@WilleTsukka if only - Attia " fetch that German slut from the kitchen" - the writers blew it. There was no 'Germany' 2,000 years ago -Germany was not even a word -it was GAUL- which encompassed modern day France, Germany, Spain and Portugal

[Sbisbee3]

@otto3663 False, the name Germany actually comes from the Latin word Germania, which basically encompassed the entire area east of the Rhine. So anyone from that portion of Europe would technically be a German. Gaul=France

[davehutchinson67]

@otto3663 Rome had been in "germania" ...check your history...Caesar himself built a bridge across the Rhine River in some unheard of amount of time...quick doesn't do it justice. But to be sure there were Germanic slaves in Rome at that time....it was a very cosmopolitan city....was then, is now.

[Happyduderawr]

@otto3663 GAUL only encompassed tiny parts of germany. And there were german barbarians back then, though it was probably not actually called germany then. Germany was a massive force to be reckoned with just like Gaul.

[Wilwarin21]

@WilleTsukka I wished you could look like him every morning.

[lobofaca707]

@WilleTsukka ow man....me too

[zazuthelion]

"I am not rising from this bed until i've fucked someone" absolute classic lol Mark Anthony is great and i love the show:-)

[KimiKazeKun]

this was funny the first time i saw this ep, and its still funny now. i love marc anthony ^_^

[carmellimorgaine77]

this show has some of the best lines in TV history. hail to the writers!!!!!

"come here old girl...jump on."

haha

[ScaperSteph]

I love how Atia just offers up her German Slut kitchen slave. LOL

[sjh012055]

that's my favorite part too. they didn't think of slaves as people. they look at them as objects. the german slut was just a sex toy to them. it's kind of sad though, when you think that it actually happened.

[princesstippytoes123]

Purrrr.... what a sexy man!

[chocobasse]

His name should be James Puresex!

[starkitten1]

You're not wrong there - James Puresex - "jump on?" yes please! Ahem.

[Lindsey13McDonald]

freakin awesome! My hero!!!!!!!!!

[Gaiusjceasar]

FRIKIN AWESOME

[Transformers217]

Best line in the entire series.

"I will not get out of this bed, until I fuck someone." Perfect line. It basically sums up Mark Anthony(lol). :)

[coisa]

i hope that in my previous life i lived in ancient rome. no other place/time was such fun!

[pagola]

your very stupid

you think the average roman citizen lived like this

u only enjoyed such priviledges if you were a cold blooded warrior in rome....dnt be fooled by tv none of us would have survived those brutal days

[anarchy62]

I would have survived, id survive by killing weak bitches like you.

[pagola]

thats what you think prick

fukin bitch come against me and you shall see

[ConCon75]

dont be ignorant.

[annacrusoe]

if we were born in those days, we would be different because we would have been raised under a different society, culture and traditions

[bigmaninside]

Boobies are soft and fun to play with.

[ConCon75]

LEGEND

[Bunzypoo]

@bigmaninside Hilarious!

[vemu333]

@bigmaninside no shit mister!

[carmellimorgaine77]

i bet the kitchen's full of those "german sluts" just lining up in the kitchen. fwaw. love james purefoy :)

[carmellimorgaine77]

i wouldn't mind jumping on james purefoy, actually. grr. :)

[GUNFLASH22]

Legend :-)

[Catonius]

me either

[ImshiWandrer]

completely horrible and completely HILARIOUS! I love Rome, it is one of the best shows i have ever watched!

[bodypowr]

"Im not rising for this bed until I have fucked someone.." Man i`m born i the wrong age...

[EmilyLikesIceCream]

he can fuck me if he wants! i dont mind!

[lifesbetterbrunette]

fuckin hilarious!!

[EmperorVladDracula]

they would have used latin equivilants so yes they would have spoken like that

[sabrepictures]

they didn't have that kind of language back then, i hate inaccuracy like that... i don't mind language but i hate it when hollywood thinks they can get away with it

[EmilyLikesIceCream]

they had latin equivalents. theres always been swear words and slang. just no how it is nowadays

[littlecupcake3009]

futuere = to f*ck - just an example. there have always been swearwords and there always will be.

my fav: Te futueo et equum tuum hehe

[joevsimp]

Romanes eunt domus!

[wyckret]

its so own3d to be a roman...

[spoonfanatic]

HA! You know, I thought I wouldn't like this show -- I think I was wrong, lol!

[z122643]

WOW.... just WOW.... hahahaahah

[michthom2522]

Love, Love, Love James Purefoy - he was the PERFECT Marc Antony. Such a shame we won't get to see him anymore as that character. Thanks for posting this!

[khamarupa]

I'm the "German Slut!!" <<BEG>> hahaha ;)

[jamespurefoyfan0110]

i would have jummed on. ~_^

[pattirose4]

This is my absolute favorite clip from the series!

Thanks for posting it!

[gfdhfgshgf]

Mark- i am not rising 4om dis bed untill i have fucked some1"

[schinrby]

"Fetch that German slut from the kitchen" - LOOOL