Half-Life: Play As A Vending Machine

[LGLFanTeam12]

HUAHAHAHA! playing as a vending machine was very useless

[DanManMaster]

The vending machine spurted out copies of Episode 3. Unfortunately the Scientist forgot to take one.....

[RobsterProductions]

Hey STOP BEING SO VIOLENT!

[DannyV1991]

nobody likes vending machines anyway

[TheaterTurkey]

That game looks really hard :O

[MonkeyManWill]

Hahahahaa

[Rookie643]

i never knew vending machines could even get P.H.D's

[minecraftlover111]

scientist:GIMMIE SODA!!! me:OK *BLARG*

[R3VBigBlue]

LOL

[xXGen3sisXx]

Oo Just realised that Gman and Gordan Freeman are one and the same person. Oo

[HickarMac]

i saw in the menu ,,hazard course''!!!!!record how you play it!!!!!XDXDXDXD

[ThePredatox]

you died!!!!

[IamTheiPhone]

noooooooooo

[SuddenAttacker100]

Why did the vending machine let out gibs?

[PNDRazor]

@SuddenAttacker100 Magic.

[siemka321]

Multiplayer - Search for alternative origin servers, chat with other vending machines, configure machine.

[okan931]

Scientists are assholes!

[dragonballd3]

WHOA HE CAn CUM CAnS

>o< that had to hurt

[Prysewhert]

RIP vending machine :(

[SlyFoxMcNeil]

I want my 96 seconds back....

[TheMoi]

He wanted orange but the vending machine only had lemon-lime.

[Alkamone]

this is genius!

[ALPHAHXCORE]

wasn't this a joke yahtzee made?

[PedroMM193]

The first vending machine ever that had some meat in it.

[necro1029]

lol lol lol looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooooooooool

[deathrain02]

holy shyt this must be really old to use old won client...

[BurnerGangBoy94]

lol

scientist is the animal :))

[GunslingerMehs]

I'm actually upset you couldn't shoot cans out at that guy, I would have loved to have seen him bent over from a crotch shot via a can.

[GermanGTD65]

Need a STEAM FIX FOR THIS DAMMIT!

[MrDex33u]

BUY A SODA BUY A SODA BUY A SODA!!! YES!!!! wait.. ow ow OW!!! blhe

[Auzy4]

Best. Game. EVER.

[MrLudek007]

no i see ending of the game

[TheIVGamer]

I know the Scientist if Half-Life, the Solider is Opposing Force, the Security Guard, is Blue Shift.... but when do U play as an Alien and a Janitor... are these mods? WHAT THEY CALLED!!!!?

[PhreakStep]

@TheIVGamer

Aliens:

Vortigunt = Half life Point of View

headcrab = half life zombie edition

alien grunt = half life grunt wars

Janitor = Half life case closed.

[DmanHALFLIFEFAN]

XD

[mees462]

Aaw, the old version of half life... :(

[4131025]

lol gibs come out from vending machine

[jeff63355]

what game that you will play as the scientist?

[TiikerinKarva]

@jeff63355

The original Half-Life, you play as the scientist, Gordon Freeman

He specializes in pressing buttons and pushing carts.

[jeff63355]

subject was destroyed due to inappropiate human use.... is that will really happens that?

[ExcelerateTheGreat]

That is one aggressive scientist

[doctorjohn666]

UGH UGH UGH, he toughed me, UGH UGH, he toughed me in my special place

[HmniND]

Best mod ever.

[lolz591]

at 1:15 i was like noooo he want's to kill me xD

[BouncePounce]

Shortest mod ever.

[MEGAtoaster1]

that vending machine is a spy

[MEGAtoaster1]

who know the vending machine had a PH.D. MIT in michanical physics

and a clearence level 3

[KattenEurope]

BEST MOD EVAR

[Totyma]

Is there any way to win in this mod? :O

[Katantunoro]

Is that it? You didn't cheat and use noclip? Did you not fire some cans at his privates?

MADNESS!

[spiersaz]

the vending machine would kick doctor freeman's ass on deathmatch

[MGSMOBSCENE]

@viliussmproductions Do you get something like "Custom Game?" Because that should be where its under if you've placed the mod into the right place.

[viliussmproductions]

@MGSMOBSCENE no but it doesnt matter i already know how to do it

[MGSMOBSCENE]

@viliussmproductions oh ok well thats good.

[7dmtuk87]

Can someone please tell me what the name of the mod where you play as a zombie is called?

[ghostshadow25]

@7dmtuk87 Half life zombie edition.

[SuperRandomMaker]

@7dmtuk87 well try serching hl zombie edition!

[MaxRideWizardLord]

True, Vending Machine is the famous charracter in game. Where I can downlaod this mod?

[bonkscout]

best and most longest mod ever

[Poeish]

BEST GAME EVER!!!!

[dzoo11]

Dx

[jodeyspr]

he is a murderr!!!

[TheFckya]

i lol'd

[nohumans2]

why did the vending machine had organs?

[DuncanW08]

@nohumans2 It served cannibals and humans, That scientist was a cannibal.

[jackjolli]

when u walk around black mesa, the only ones breaking shit are the scientists. LOL wtf

[gregorycawthorne]

is this a mod or an easter egg?

[chaklong]

@gregorycawthorne

mod map

(old comment replying ftw!)

[kittehfoodz]

@nikopoulet whoever sells the most snapple wins.

[Isaiah6517]

short mod

[nikopoulet]

omg on the menu you can see "multiplayer"

i would like to see a vending machine deathmatch

[SilenceOfChaos]

HOLY SHIT THE EXITEMENT! Will he buy a Cola or a Sprite? WIll someone ever buy anything? OH! There she comes! Yes baby, push my buttons push it! NO CHANGE? AWWW...

This mod has endless possibilities...

[fatsnowzombie]

tHAT OLD GUY JUST HACKED THE VENDING MACHINE

[Rodericky1996]

I lol'd so hard xD

[zelarian]

I wonder what would happen if you played as a toilet?

[SilenceOfChaos]

@zelarian A lot of shit probably.

[Viikktor]

So, how do you win this?...

[lapadu12]

who died?

[TheManofthefuture101]

@lapadu12

the person who played the vending machene

[TheManofthefuture101]

the scientist said AHH MY NUTS!!!

when the cans hit him

[iCuteNet]

LMAO LOLOLOL.

[achivementdude]

BEST MOD EVAR! :D

[Dimbark]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOOL!!!!

[ThePooman101]

lol pointless level but funny aswell

[KenshenSim]

memo to self: dont become a vending machine... <:(

[Jason9992fromroblox]

Scientist -Punched- Spy

[Hauntzor]

The scientist totally just sexually violated you.

[MagnitudePerson]

So you just die, and theres no way you can get through this part of the map?

[TheDeathbringer5000]

@gator159

its over NINE THOUSAND

[gator159]

BENCHIDA WHATS THE SCOUTER SAY ABOUT HIS POWER LEVEL

[shadow49578]

thats a hard to beat mod

[Fredsucks09]

that spy is a vending machine!

[GoldKnightProduction]

@Fredsucks09 I think you mean:

"That Vending Machine Is A Spy!".

[Flyffman15]

@GoldKnightProduction THAT VENDING IS A SPY MACHINE !

[Fredsucks09]

@GoldKnightProduction oh yeah

[choobn4]

SCIENTIST PUNCH!

[lufighter]

dude how do u do that

[MrCodename4711]

@lufighter fail

[MakubekuUrashima]

Loved it

[CrazyLirik]

I approve of this map.

[articfigure]

stupid scientist

[PurpleAlligatorSoup]

even if you didn't explode, he still would have had to get the soda out of your penis

[zippolight2002]

Clearance should have been "None... you're a fucking vending machine"

[Foxx4690]

A vending machine has the same security clearance and qualifications as Gordon? I'm not sure if that's saying:

"That's one kick ass vending machine!"

or

"Gordon is as smart as a cola dispensing hunk-a-junk!"

[Renegade30]

hahahaha i lold

[EvilCoconutBomb]

phail

[eggsandbacon4me]

the vending machine has a PHD IN KICKING YOUR ASS

[DarthAqua89]

Wow a vending machine has a PHD and MIT?

[xXXMrzombieXXx]

LMAO

[gmoder10]

if you want to finish the game, shoot some cans at the scientist's balls.

[Bullzeye95]

I was looking forward to seeing the soda machine bouncing down the hallways blasting soda cans at vortigaunts.

[CSterrorist]

@Bullzeye95 Same here :D

[8bitPikachu]

lol

[GordonFreeman95]

How do you install this?

[megamanROX142]

Basically, some scientist touches your buttons and you cum soda cans?

[Webster109]

lol soemone said that he should make a map where yo uare a crate and gordon crowbars you to death!

[TheAbstractMan]

Is that it? Is that the end of the mod?

[GordonFreeman95]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[0MakoBlaster0]

LOL!

[Craxxet]

LOL

[sosroli]

I like this mod, I would play al day long!

[olddragon36]

A moment of silence for the the vending machine..........We will remember it for being a great hero.

[pivotuser08]

@olddragon36 it made black mesa T_T we will miss the beloved vending machine

[Agentbromsnor]

I LOL'd.

[chocolate11pie]

EPIC WIN

[HE6PUTOCTb]

I wonder what is on easy difficulty, can you survive that professor's first attack and strike back with a soda can?

[toffeespartan]

hehe

[3elevado2]

Port this to source.

Until then, I'll play this on Hard.

[superluigi6499]

wow....the vending machine was destroyed and the scientist didnt even take a damn soda

[callum123933]

Best mod ever.

[ck23adik]

lol

[XradicalD]

The soda machine should have used its last breath and fall over the scientist

[jj16802]

Inappropriate human use XD

[ToxicGus]

1:15

OWNED!!

[KRmeansKamenRider]

WOW,a life of 1 and a half min........

[stupitxshyxguy]

woooooooooow

[minimegacar]

hes touching my buttons O_O

[handOpaul]

made in china...need i say more?? ^.^

[pivvott]

NICe!!!

[jamends1220]

xD That's genius!

[NatPJ1]

is this all you do? can you launch a soda at his shin to defend yourself? and what are the janitor and alien mods?

[psychopicasso]

XD Vending machine has clearance lvl!!!

[leafcaliber]

THAT BITCH i'd lock his hand in when he grabbed for the soda

[jimjimbill]

what is the mod that you play as a janitor in?

[Shoes742]

when do you ever play as a janitor? or an alien? (is the alien thing the alien cheat code?)

[M0rtanius]

Case closed and point of view

[Shoes742]

are those mods or something? (i've never even heard of them)

[emrik300]

@Shoes742

alien i think he means half life in the ps2 cuz u can in the ps2

[Shoes742]

@emrik300 yeah I remember now, I played as an alien on the PS2 version when I had it so long ago

[Prnnce]

@Shoes742 you play a vort. in a bonus hl decay level

[deathrain02]

@Shoes742 alien = Half life decay

security = blue shift

sciencetist = half life 1

a janitor = half life yellow shift i think

[Criticsem]

@deathrain02

You never play as a janitor, There is no yellow shift.

Blue shit, you play as Barney Calhoun.

You play as Gordon Freeman in Half life 1.

You play as A soldier, Adrian Shepard, in Opposing Force.

And you play as TWO people in Half Life Decay, Two scientists. The alien is an extra level.

[deathrain02]

@Criticsem i remember on moddb there was one mod that said u play as a janitor

but that mod is probably dead :)

[MrHaxman123]

@Criticsem WRONG WRONG WRONG,there is a yellow shift.Look it up on ModDB

[MrCodename4711]

@Criticsem there is a yellow shift dumb ass. you play as kooy in it. its not out yet. if you wanna know bou it go to moddb

[whyt546]

@Shoes742 in Half - Life for the PS2, if you beat the all of the co-op missions, you and your friend get to play as the aliens that shoot the electricity

[SolidSnake725]

@whyt546 vortigaunts?

[MrCodename4711]

@Shoes742 mods dumbass?

[DeathAngleful]

@Shoes742 its a combine

[Merrick0001]

game over

[TheHobowithashotgun]

is that it or is there more?

[101nob101]

LOL

[NinjaBunny00]

Owned?

[ddfaf4]

epic win

[zunetehh]

cumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcum­cumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumc

[envagelium]

He got a shitload of free sodas and he didnt take not even one?

[DemonicBottle]

xDD

[paulusrantala]

now that i have to try

[sasuketoo]

he didnt even take one!

[00000000OOO00]

Awesome!!!

[Zhouy]

Just plain awesome ^^

[LilAlfiq]

I see gibs on the floor!

[podTWM]

MIND=BLOWN

[antiswattt2]

lol i thought you were gonna walk around and throw soda cans at monsters ^^

[AveEnd]

I thought the whole game was gonna take place from the perspective of a soda machine sitting there xD, who knows what goes on inside the mind of a soda machine...

[paulusrantala]

soda cans...

[AveEnd]

oh yeah...

[paulusrantala]

it is an interesting fact

[deadleninx]

опана) помню эту карту, помню, на хл.ру её хорошо оценили

[arcanistmaster123]

Что ты говоришь?

[Knightcrim]

Lolz :). How do you make maps for hl1?

[RobertArsenalFan]

1:15 lol