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  • jesus put on a little weight hmmmm

  • that's one fat jesus...

  • lol i dont think jesus would be wearing that XD

  • this is faker than my brain

  • I believe!

  • Pot belly?

  • Tim Tebow would shit his pants if this happened to him. (with an AMERICAN football)

  • 0:51 That guys kinda looks like Christian Bale in Terminator.

  • like the how stupid people are

  • dat water is only 2 inches deep

  • HOW THE FUCK DOES HE DO ?

  • the water is right at the top so there is no way that is true

  • Guys don't u believe in Jesus' Miracles? He had many Miracles!

  • Haha i find it funny there was a morman add right be 4 this :P

  • he does he do tht?

  • Is Jesus pregnant?

  • So he IS REAL?!!

  • the second time when the man tries to help the kid, the ball moves away like its on string or something.

  • is it really jesus or criss angel

  • ROFL the first guys reaction is just epic xD

  • this isnt a prank! this is the real!

  • Dude, I'd faint

  • I would be choked lol

  • Is that cheech marin?

  • The guy looks at him like Omg it's Jesus

  • jesus is Fat

  • Oh funny as hell!!

  • lol 

  • Not giving out any names but someone spelt Moron Wrong

  • Fake! =]

  • funny

  • people dont believe in a fat god

  • Not giving away any names but someone spelled retard wrong.

  • Jesus didn't create you retart. God created Jesus. He impregnated Mary By his words and Mary gave birth to Jesus.

  • his focusing chakra to his feet

  • i saw a mormon ad before this? isn't that mmoron all junbled up?

  • haha the peoples faces! xD

  • facebook was created by a jew.

  • U all are so bad Jesus create's us You ********

  • I like that the black lady is like "Oh Jesus is here, gotta kiss this white kid on the forehead to show I'm a good person"

  • 1:14 his face lolz :D

  • tsk3.. so bad!!.. dont joke with our Lord savior Jesus.... tsk

  • 0:58 Oh Jesus,It's Jesus.

  • obviously the black women kisses the boy.

  • haha i like it when the black chick kisses the kid in the forehead , shes like omg jesus imma pretend im nice! lol

  • yeah ttrue why the fuck would he wear a cross he is not christian anywere dumbass he was a jew

  • i dnt think jesus was fat

  • @marissaandjordan its a fucking football

  • @marissaandjordan .............. americans 

  • @CookieGangter Americans made YouTube, Facebook, MySpace and every otehr website out there so calm or gtfo we dont need u

  • you can se its fake because if that football rly were in the water it would spin around. still funny tho ill give you that.

  • thats cool

  • a cross between jesus and santa :D

  • you ppl don't really think this is real do you? hes walking a designated path you know that right or maybe i cant read sarcasm

  • How was this actually made? Now I'm curious

  • Jesus has a beer gut!

  • Its hangover part 3!

  • jesus is fat

  • @elcanful

    dont say that about jesus

  • That black lady is like I gotta kiss this little white boy infront of white jesus

  • THANK YOUU JESUUUUS!!! YOU ARE COOL!

  • Walking on water is merely an illusion, Chris angel had proved it can be done

  • why would jesus be wearing a cross?

  • @mbayaguy why would jesus be a fat white guy with long light-brown hair?

    I think the point is that it's just a holy person with special powers. If people want to interpret it as Jesus that's fine, even if it's an inaccurate interpretation.

  • @mbayaguy maybe he was a masochist! lol

  • @mbayaguy momento

  • @mbayaguy Cause Hes J like that.

  • I love how because this video is linked to religious beliefs everyone commenting is having arguments :L Religions suck ahaha :D

  • now i believe that jesus walked on the water.

  • that shit wasn't hilarious how the last black lady kissed the little kid on the forehead...jajajajajajaja

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  • jesus is fat lol

  • its obviously iced over, just like it was in the bible

  • I would throw the ball back hard and see if he still stands ^^

  • I like how the last lady kissed the kid on the head, "like omg jesus saved the ball - let's rejoiceand love one another!!!"

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  • you just meet jesus be blessed by god

  • PedoJesus

  • Why is he wearing a cross?

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  • not you fat Jesus

  • i hate religon and all that made shit about god but this is pretty funny

  • BLASTFOAMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Religion is also basiclly the creator of war, religous people are different from different religous people and they dont like it so they get the hell outa here then kick them out of there land.

  • @colonel2454 man is the creator of war. they use religion as a scape goat.

  • I dont believe in god simply because if theres so much bull crap, poverty, illness and discrimination in the world why the fuck doesnt he help it.

  • those people must be like "jesus chrise!"

  • aww this is a beautiful prank because no one got hurt or scared well maybe yes scared but it was prety hilarious and this is not a religious war comment JUST A PRANK feel me niggas? :D

  • god is not real this video was meant as a form of humor not for you religious morons who pay an invisible man in the sky so you can go throughout ur days with a lil glimmer of hope lighten up

  • I just want to hear one of them say "Thank you Jesus!" :D

  • Awsome stuff!! HA we just got my Nephew after he when to sleep, The Video is on my channel check it out, I just love this stuff

  • xfrankybx scientist think we started out as bacteria u catholic boy fideiler. they think that certain atmos or whatever joined together from old rocks when the planet had just water and volcanoes and crust ang all that geo stuff .these atoms made bacteria we then EVOLVED. i seriously dnt get religious faggots tbh

  • @reduliac lol wut

  • Xaepher u suck god is real doofis greedy bag of hot air

  • Nice save, Jesus!

  • How can you say Jesús isnt real? You just saw him on that video clip.

  • @MrMister096 hes not spanish.

  • @Mw2x40 seriously your insults are fucking pathetic. For you to challenge God to waste his time to strike you down for not believing in him is laughable. Why would someone who is as powerful as he is waste his time on such a stupid request. Grow up. Honestly.

    Give me actual proofs that God doesn't exist. Science hasn't been able to prove how the world was created. Or how humanity started. And if you say we evolved from monkeys I'll laugh in your face for tryin to use Darwinism to refute God.

  • @xfrankybx "Reality is the thing that wont disappear if you stop believing in it "

  • @xfrankybx lol wut

  • @XplosiSwe then how do u think the world was made???

  • I don't believe in God too. But everyone makes the choice of his life. So now don't make religion war or whatever and say real comments like that this video was nice.

  • @Mw2x420

    i do not belive in..''god''

    i believe in Time.. time always continue nothing can stop time so the only possibillty for a god as far as i can see

    is the time....

    And i dont fail in religon i would fail at life for believing Such BS as God from the bible -.-

    Really Religon is The thing that annoys me thw most the only good argument they got is if i for example asks

    do you know any proofs that god exists??... they answer YOU DONT HAVE A PROVE THAT HE DOESNT!!!

  • @XplosiSwe so when you die does time stop? does it just stop for you or does it keep going? if it stops for you then how can it continue? it no longer exists to you .

    its like if a tree falls in the woods and no one is there to hear it does it make a sound? technically how does it make a sound if no one is there to actually hear it. sound has to be heard to be clarified as sound right?

  • @jezx21 when did a video of a prank turn into a religious debate?

  • @jezx21 sound is actually defined as compression waves travelling through the air. so yes, the tree makes a sound

  • @ajsterisk yeah but there is no one there to hear it... its not audible. how can there be sound if there is no one there to hear it.

  • @jezx21 i just explained. sound does not have to be heard to exist anymore than light must be seen or salt tasted.

  • @ajsterisk if u say so dude

  • @ajsterisk thats an opinion not a fact

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  • The objects of sense exist only when they are perceived

  • @ajsterisk Sound is vibration, transmitted to our senses through the mechanism of the ear, and recognized as sound only at our nerve centers. The falling of the tree or any other disturbance will produce vibration of the air. If there be no ears to hear, there will be no sound

  • @jezx21 So the food in my kitchen doesn't exist when i'm not there?

  • @hellomynameisjulius well food isnt really an object of sense now is it? maybe if you read our debate you would understand your question better

  • @jezx21 Sound is a wave, so it doesn't have to be heard any more the food in my fridge must be seen/felt/tasted to exist.

  • @hellomynameisjulius thanks professor tips. i'll make sure i put that in my diary tonight.

  • @jezx21 Clearly you are wrong, since you have no argument.

    Nice going, making an idiot of yourself.

  • @hellomynameisjulius so explain to me how the food in my kitchen exisits to you if you've never been to my kitchen to see it? does it exist ? you cant see it...and youve never seen it...explain please.

  • @jezx21 Maybe, maybe not..

    I do now know if you HAVE food in your kitchen, but if you do, it exists..

    Seriously are you this fucking retarded?

  • @hellomynameisjulius good response professor dick head...get back to me when your testicles drop.

  • @jezx21 Haha falling back on dropping your balls jokes, the sign of defeat.

  • @jezx21 No argument back?

    You're wrong, facts are facts.

    Oh im back, balls dropped a long time ago buddy.

  • @Mw2x420

    Thanks, I like my channel too. Nice channel to you too you dumbass cunt :D

  • @Mw2x420

    lulz, you're stupid. No jesus wouldn't aprove probably, but I don't really care much. I believe in god and jesus, but I am allowed my own opinion as well as being allowed to say whatever the frick I want. I doubt you would be struck down for believing in something other than what I believe in so try again dick wad.

  • @Mw2x420 lulz, umad?

    I actually don't believe everything people tell me dickwad. I believe in my god, as you believe that he doesn't exist. I said that I respect your thoughts, so why can't you respect mine? I simply told you to stop trying to make everyone into an atheist so YOU get your ass out of your mouth because you're talking nothing but shit. Besides, how do you know that they're lies? Huh? Are you some kind of spiritual being that knows all? No? I thought so, go fuck your dog

  • @Mw2x420

    Take my advise and don't tell people what who to worship and who not to worship. I respect your thoughts as an atheist, but you've gotta get that dick from between your teeth (A.K.A.) Shut the hell up.

    I have friends who are atheists and I respect their thoughts as they respect mine, how about you worry about yourself and not try to spread your faggotry. No one wants to do as you say so hush up

  • @Mw2x420 Oh and your sentence is not grammatically correct, seems like atheists aren't as smart as they claim.

  • @Mw2x420 Proof? 

  • I Think the waters like really shallow or somthing and has like blue tint

  • wow this Jesus let himself go

  • i saw thus video on tv a couple of years ago on just for laught gags- it was hilarious and i still remember it- great video!!;)

  • jesus is fat wtf

  • The question is ... will it blend?

  • Chuck Norris could do that with his legs behind his back.

  • @MrLukees

    No he can't, not even chuck norris is on that level yet. He can climb trees without hands, yes, but water walking is a ninja technique reserved only for people of the holly calibur such as jesus

  • Jesus Christ!

  • i hope its really like this wen he comes baq  everbody was just ooohhhh HAHA its jesus! lmao!

  • that was funny :)

  • I heard Allah can do that too.

    And Buddha.

    And Aquaman.

  • @Jaje91

    you fail at religon

    GOD and ALLAH are the same person :P

  • @XplosiSwe I fail at whaaa?

  • @Jaje91

    im from sweden and i really dont know how to spell it correct xD

  • @XplosiSwe No, you spelled it right, I was just like "i don't know what it is because i really don't give any fuck about it"^^

  • @Jaje91

    okay xD

  • @Jaje91 seaman

    heh....

  • @Jaje91 Yay you win.

  • @Jaje91 ninjas?

  • he definatley should have rubbed his nipples at teh end

  • Jesus had a sence of humor... Im not sure other prophets had...

  • the first guy kind of looks like chuck norris

  • he is on stilts! Duh!

  • Well I can swim through land take that!

  • 0:45, holy shit, jesus is FAT!

  • Couldn't you use stilts?? So it makes it look like your walkin in water? If there the right size

  • Glass under the surface. He walks on it

  • Did he die?

  • @DrinkinMalt noo ur mom did thoo u troll !

  • @XTroubleszX23 Wow. Momma jokes were played out in the 90's. I'm sorry you missed that era.

  • @DrinkinMalt then how come most still talk bout ur mom? and ya i was actually u troll

  • @XTroubleszX23 Again.. Momma jokes are played out, kid. Nice grammar, faggot.

  • @DrinkinMalt no. you did fag.

  • How the hell does he do it?!

  • 1:01 She says: "Oh shit!"

  • jesus is coming... look busy!

  • XDDDDDDDDD

  • Wonder if they said Thank you Jesus.

  • wow people are really unobservant aren't they? the ball didn't sink and the sticks went through 2 inches of water so obviously it was a shallow pool XD fail

  • @pinyrose Yo, even though the pool is shallow, the ball will still float because there's air inside the ball. Even if I dump the ball into the sea, it will still float. Think before you comment.

  • @Delacour479

    you missed my second point there about the sticks, Fleur :P

  • @pinyrose ... Fine, primrose.

    Okay, that was a bad pun. xD

  • @pinyrose maybe ur right but 1 thing.. The ball didn't sink? whahahah, that's has always been like that? (^_^)

    Gravity : 0

    Water : 1

  • @erger95

    yeah, no. the ball would at least bob up and down if it was being supported by only water, but this one was just stationary.....physics 101

  • @skatetop2 they are technically footballs. only in america are they called soccer balls.

  • cheech marin?