The Quick Brown Fox - YEAR OF THE BAD DRAGON

[132hooligan]

wudchuliketosuckmyballssuckmyb­allssuckmyballs

[VexiceYT]

Please can anyone tell me the name of song that start at 0:36 ? :(

[hmp22]

@VexiceYT

"In the Hall of the Mountain King", composed by Grieg

original version contains markedly less fucking of butts

[animecontoursay01]

when i graduate in june im gonna be singing this

[brotherjames10]

Listening to this and looking through shit on bad dragon.

WINNING.

[OmiPlus]

Yes, I love to fuck your butt.

[Stachioed]

Sorry but I think Futret has won the Bad Dragon sample war!

I mean it is pretty hard to compete with DON'T EVEN START TO PRETEND THIS IS ENJOYABLE [BAD DRAGON SIMULATOR]

[fronzenheart]

just ignore it xO this is just oh... nvm....

[MrSpiritjackal]

Now that you people are writing out what the words to this song is I can't take this song seriously anymore. XD

[AmateurD0C]

"They just wanna yiff me, with bad dragon dicks"

For those that understand the whole Bad Dragon thing, Bad Dragon is a company that makes dildo(s?((es?))) shaped like certain animals cocks. There, surprise ruined, go home. c:

[Kibblre]

@AmateurD0C I hear "Hey kids, wanna yiff me with bad dragon dicks?".

[AmateurD0C]

@Kibblre Touche, good sir. xD

[DiskJockyZadain]

they just want to hear me produce bad dragon dicks... really renard?... Well fuck...

[i0cean]

That totally raped my subwoofer o.O

[kosei101]

of course when i hear bad dragon i think of dragon dildos...

[ChibiHoboProductions]

Still not a furry.

Still addicted to your music. Renard.

[LemonPieLord]

I heard "I just want a year free without dragon dicks".

[CarapuceShiney]

What is the two original theme?

[LolLordy]

@CarapuceShiney 1. Land of Hope and Glory

2. In the Hall of the Mountain King

[CarapuceShiney]

@LolLordy Thank you! Merci comme on dit dans mon beau pays :D

[LolLordy]

@CarapuceShiney Haha, no problem

Or: Pas probleme c:

[CarapuceShiney]

@LolLordy Pas DE problème ;)

In english, imagine you add the word "Of":

"Not OF problem" I know, it is not a good... languages?

[LolLordy]

@CarapuceShiney haha, thanks, and no, it is a very beautiful language.

[CarapuceShiney]

@LolLordy No, i spoke of MY english :D I haven't a very good english :)

[MrPtrism]

Rofl it took me forever to understand the lyrics before the "Suck mah ballz" part. Once i did, I downloaded the song.

[ChazFoxMCR]

Is... is this Land of Hope and Glory with furry jokes? XD welp, so much for British Patriotism, I'm gonna have to stifle laughter every time I hear this tune now.

[w33zlmusic]

*plays at 1.5x speed*

Holy shit.

[AriexVain]

I love you

[Happycat287]

"Hey kids, wanna yiff me with Bad Dragon dicks"

"Would you like to fuck my butt"

Trust me, I'm an audiophile

[Happycat287]

@Happycat287 also best lyrics ever

[ToastyCrew]

@Happycat287 The people having trouble with the lyrics are pretty dumb (For reference THIS is correct)

[TheSebekun1]

I believe the lyrics are:

They just wanna yiff me, with Bad Dragon Dicks

Would you like to suck my balls?

[RTDice11]

I'm going to go ingest hard liquor until I forget the last2 minutes and 3 seconds of my life.

[dr38dn0ught]

What are the lyrics at the start? I can't figure it out

[dr38dn0ught]

@dr38dn0ught oh wait nvm, XDDDDDDDD

[sokkerking12345]

Poor bad dragon. They got closed down. *cries*

[GTaker1]

@sokkerking12345 where on earth did you hear that? They are most definitely still open...

[APWPerkins]

@sokkerking12345 Open fo' sho' man.

[sokkerking12345]

@APWPerkins @GTaker1 Heard it on anthrochat. Someone said that they didn't file some business thing to the gov't, and they got shut down.

[APWPerkins]

@sokkerking12345 their site is still up, and Narse (the owner) hasn't said anything. Probably just a rumour.

[XJPR1226X]

XD ! this is crazy!

[ilovemadnesscombat]

I tried my luck by listening to this with my family around. I seem to be correct if I say that they don't pay the slightest attention to what I listen to.

[kefkaexdeath]

Would you like to lick my plump fox nuts?

[ZharekRaldeesh]

Acquaintance of mine drinks shots out his bad dragon. Fokkin' gross.

[nsrrenard]

@ZharekRaldeesh holy shit

[hypernesh]

Do you like to suck my what? O.O lol

[s0utht0wnjr]

@hypernesh Would you like to fuck my butt?

[hypernesh]

@s0utht0wnjr lol I thought it was suck and I kinda heard butt, but had to make sure! XP

[TheSketchK]

@hypernesh "Do you want to fuck my butt?"

[BPhoenixProductions]

oh wow

same voice as one of the ones used in future pilot aka vs a galaxy of sound.

[Oxibot]

Wicked

[pearljamania]

Peer Gynt suite in a electronic song! Really fantastic.

[pearljamania]

Really awesome

[Mtroid]

fucking

grieg

i just can't

[saharaxwolfie]

Hahaha wow.

xD

This is really awesome!

I can't wait till this EP comes out so I can confirm the lyrics, hahaha.

[MrAJDxB]

0:35

[TheRavepartycat]

BEST SONG EVER!!! going to mke this my ring tone on my phone

[randomwowjunkie]

Hey Renard, you know that thing at the top of your blog? You know. "how to kick drum"?

Yeah, please make that a thing, because I'm addicted to it and need it in my collection.

[Fiercedeity02]

My respect level for Renard has risen 10 more points

[animecontoursay01]

When my graduation comes in June and i hear the song im just gunna yell HEY KIDZ WANNA YIFF ME WITH BAD DRAGON DICKS

[MobianShoopIndustry]

*using my dragoness as the song plays*

[fruitegable]

They say the type of music you listen to defines you

that is totally a lie

totally

a lie

Gonna go listen to this again now

[DryBonz1]

@fruitegable "listen to this again now" with your ass?

[seriousbees]

@fruitegable I hope for my own sake that that is true.

[applesau5]

i feel uncomfortable

[theunownt]

"They just want to yiff me with Bad Dragon dicks"

I'm still laughing

[upbeatanime]

do you make any other speedcore then these three new uploads and the original "quick brown fox" album from 2008? need moar

[CebuLips9]

@upbeatanime there was a one called speedcore 4 kidz that came out shortly after he changed from vulpvibe to lapfox

[mmmmehhhhhh]

@Whateverz77 and Penis Pump & Circumstance. Now I'll hear these lyrics when I graduate...

[KiwiStalome]

I fucking called it. I knew renard would make some song regarding bad dragon. How humorous..

[mashiankrekku]

HOLY SHIT MACINTALK!!

[KamiGekido]

FUCKFUCKFUCK BADDRAGON.

-seizure-

[Draax17]

My genetics teacher was passing out a new assingment when she anouced "now everybody pair up and make dragon babies!" I almost screamed WHAT!?

[PhilKnowsHow]

Hey David, do you think that you could make a version of Intensive Care Unit that could be roughly 6-8 minutes long? Because the current is only 2:19 (2.1.0(.0.[...{0}]9) .

[soulsteal21]

i could imagine this as my ringtone ,and it suddenly starts ringing in a family reunion.that would be awkward.

[GrooveNerd]

yay dragon dicks

[PrzewalskiStudios]

BUTTSECKZ

[bhomer2]

what.

[lindholmaren]

Inb4 dragondil-

Oh wait

[Annihal101]

@ McSpizzy

Well, I guess that explains the abundance of ass in his music. I always suspected there was something behind A Picture of Finn Farting.

Any puns are intended. I'm too tired to recognize shit though.

[xSh0ckWaVe]

Official /v/ anthem.

[baconcat88]

So, erm, is it:

"Hey! Kids wanna yiff me... with Bad Dragon dicks."

"Hey Kids! Wanna yiff me with Bad Dragon dicks?"

[ekkkkkknoes]

Well actually, I prefer getting fucked.

[LostPawz]

I somehow feel... Less gay listening to this song

[ZeroTehShadowz]

srsly this shit has blown up my mind

[TechnosaurMusic]

I feel inappropriate that this has been stuck in my head for the past 2 days.

[delzorgan]

@TechnosaurMusic And now almost 20 days, I guess...

[catlover8976]

Would you like to touch my butt, touch my butt, touch my butt.

Would you like to suck my butt, suck my butt, suck my butt.

Would you like to f*ck my butt, f*ck my butt, f*ck my butt.

Any others, people?

[xAvispar]

o.o...

[CrazehGamer]

This probably has to do with you and your silly little Second Life.

[necrohmortis]

Renard, unbox a dragon dildo for us?

[Happycat287]

I bought a large Duke the Bad Dragon and left it in some random person's mailbox one day.

Hope they enjoy it.

[simpsoncheat]

@Happycat287

I certainly would've enjoyed it :)

[McSpizzy]

@Happycat287 you are my fucking hero

[wurft]

@Happycat287 that's an expensive joke ;3

[Happycat287]

@wurft Totally worth it

[omegadeathreaper]

@Happycat287 Did you see their reaction to it?

[Happycat287]

@omegadeathreaper Unfortunately, no.

[TheSketchK]

@Happycat287

>Random packaged comes to house

oh god please don't be what I think it is

[Happycat287]

@TheSketchK >Here's a hint: It isn't a vidya game

[TheSketchK]

@Happycat287 Either way, I'm sure I'll be inside playing with my new toy.

[spetnaz93]

how was this even created?

[The777gurl]

@__@ I'm going to go apply some extra strength bleach to my brain. Still, the song lol xD

[Svixylix]

Holy shit Renard

[Mindroach]

lol amazing dawg like fried chicken and watamelon

[Mindroach]

ROFL

[namaro539]

OMG I love the quick brown fox, he is FUCKING AWESOME

[kaze4159]

You were making this song around the same time I turned a hardware & software thread into Bad Dragon Discussion

[TheDnBGremlin]

YOU LIVE IT YOU LOR IT, RENARD.

[TheSpiderDungeon]

Apple auto correct says: nine co it's Leno ups prentice Caen czar prenatal pike. Fuck you apple.

[SulphurTea]

... Not sure if hearing this will ruin my ability to enjoy graduation, or make it much, much better.

[GeluNumber1]

renard should do a song about e621... now, that's a f******d up site.

[poptartman01]

@GeluNumber1 Im surprised you didn't say anything about the number 34....

[APWPerkins]

@GeluNumber1 There's some art of Renard on e621

[nsrrenard]

@GeluNumber1 no it's not

[MixMastaCopyCat]

@GeluNumber1 not really.

[Whateverz77]

My God...

Hall of the Mountain Buttfucker...

[TheTahashi454]

@Whateverz77 That sounds like a Futret song.

[hmp22]

@Whateverz77

I started laughing so god damn hard at this part

[IDied200YearsAgo]

A song pertinent to us furries... perhaps to pertinent... *yeargh!*

[raymaster56]

I had a dream

The Dragon dildo were coming after me...

ICAME

[Bluueblackfur]

Google Bad Dragon.

and your wildest dreams will be in stock in 3 sizes.

[Gaaraperson]

I have never laughed so hard at hall of the mountain king.

[Oxibot]

Renard, you asshole, my eyes....

[MobianShoopIndustry]

Too far or not, I dig your humor.

[MobianShoopIndustry]

Bad Dragon FTW

[ProceoGames]

Gabberstag's out!

YAY

[teddy268]

i hope Squeedge is a good drangon this year

XD

[tetrazonian]

Hilarious hardcore watlol

[Stachioed]

I'm scared...

[kloplop321]

"Would you like to tug my boat?"

[ProceoGames]

Welp. My mind has been raped of it's IQ.

And it felt good.

[Aff01000001]

My girlfriend says that Renard is a 'Sexual Fox'

[MrNudeypants]

Too bad that there is no year of the fox.

[sartorivic]

Heykids wanna yiffme with BadDragonDicks?x4

dont youlike to fuckmybutt,fuckmybutt,fuckmybu­tt

dont youlike to fuckmybutt,mybutt,mybutt,mybut­tx6

dont youlike to fuckmbutt,fuckmybutt,fuckmybut­t

don't youlike to fuckmybutt... fuckmyfuckingbutt

Hey kids wanna yiff me with BadDragonDicks?

Hey kids wanna yiff me with BadDragonDicks dicks kids wanna yiffme with BadDragonDicks

Heykids wanna yiffme with BadDragonDicks?x4

Heykids wanna yiffme with BadDragon

dont youlike to fuckmybutt... fuckmyfuckingbutt

[labdG]

@sartorivic Thanks! Finally I see the sillyness of this song! :D

[Emaan6062]

@sartorivic I heard "they didn't wanna give me red bad-dragon dicks"

[sartorivic]

@Emaan6062

nah... its more sick my lyrics

[KitKat90200]

@sartorivic I think he's saying suckmyballs... XDD

[sartorivic]

@KitKat90200

Bad Dragon -> Fuck Butt ✓

Bad Dragon -> Suck balls ? X

[thedancemetaltwins]

dragon cum lube

[TreyRacer5]

Wait. Bad dra-!!! OH X"D!!! I saw what he did thar x'D

[loveshiskitties]

This is epic win, all around. X D It's true, jokes can go too far.

But I think that it goes to show that Youtube comments can go even farther! X D

[CrappyWars]

Lyrics please ! :D

[FractalSA]

this reminds me of cloud white

that guy is cool

[nsrrenard]

@FractalSA +all EXP

[cookie123456789012]

MACINTALK!!!!!!!

[lulz4KoKane]

Happy Chinese New Year dirty furnigger.

[animecontoursay01]

@EmperorEmpoleon2 same here graduation class of 2012 and ill do it at my graduation i'll yell or it replace the song and play this

[CroKO1996]

HOLY SH*T!!! IT'S AMAZING!!!! <3

[S0LIDSNAKE2008]

Lol...and in your own words, "jokes dont die so easy!"

[PolloGuap0]

I just got my first Bad Dragon. Chance The Stallion L/5/brown-pink

[TheLawnWanderer]

@PolloGuap0 me gusta bad dragon :3

[PleaseNeverDoThis]

ALLOW ME TO THROW THE FUCK UP.

[nsrrenard]

@PleaseNeverDoThis do it

[KinSmallProductions]

also thank (insert appropriate gods name hear) that i was wearing headphones

[PotatisSlottet]

@KinSmallProductions I played this on my BIG stereo loud with the rest of my family home...

I senserely hope my walls mufled the sound enough so they didnt hear the lyrics.

Thank (insert appropriate gods name hear) I have thick sound insulated walls!

[KinSmallProductions]

@PotatisSlottet insulated walls FTW

[EnterTheFain]

WENDYVANITY

[SupahLinkio]

Oooh,what could be inside this box?

DRAGON DILDOS

>Every unboxing thread on 4chan.

[TheEnglishHobo]

-pisses self laughing because of furfag disease-

[KinSmallProductions]

@CannibalTeapot from what i have seen it is something to hide behind and live differently psychologically as the character may have no links to them they may feel they can brake away from others in the world and say what they like a very timid person may be extremely confident when they dont feel they are being judged by the way they look though i agree its unusual when they feel they are that alter-ego

though perhaps no more odd then the many others of this world who act apart from the herd

[nsrrenard]

@KinSmallProductions @CannibalTeapot "it's just cool" also suffices just fine

[KinSmallProductions]

@nsrrenard i don't think that really shortens what i said..perhaps mental nonsense or shut up fool would^^

Or maybe I'm going to deep and playing in to the mind games and its simply that they wish to conceal that the girls are blokes and the blokes are blokes and that, what was it oh yes they seek to 'infect' others as encyclopediadramatica puts it and the cure according to the same page is both barrels, good ol internet providing the answers to questions since 4000bc according to wiki that is

[Slow1i]

Singing along. Just sayin.

[sartorivic]

bad dragon isnt a porn page... is only a a business co-founded specialized in toys of a sexual nature and is a website and community intended for adults.

:3

[sartorivic]

hjashydfauisdjasdjalksudjuiqow­ej

BAD DRAGON xDD

lulz. :Z

[XJMattMusic]

what the hell is this....SOUNDS LIKE A BUNCH OF UTTER FAGGOTRY! *boosts the volume*