Dane Cook- Someone Shit on the Coats

[dragonxxx53]

I choked myself while jerking off listening to this.

[jbowlz]

0:48

[YumeriaYumi]

Does anyone know what stand up or whatever that this was from?

[heal10001]

fuckn shit and funny

[punkrocker95]

tears92rain, You're an idiot. Believe isn't spelled "beleive" either. How fucking stupid are you? You go off on someone's spelling.. and try to correct them incorrectly?

[xx24carfan4xx]

HOW DID U MAKE THAT STEVEN HAWKING VOICE?

[kataishin]

How To Tell A Joke FOAR DUMBIES

[skullrunner92]

The warning sounds like Speak 'N' Spell... UHHHHH!

[FlameFox5d]

maybe if i say SHIT alot of times ill be as funny as you!

[blackphosphor]

hahaha! (pause for laughter) classic.

[SukhKular]

i remember in one of dane's newer videos... He comes on stage and is like..

"I was just backstage, guys... SOMEONE SHIT ON THE COATS!!!" Needless to say the crowd went wild.

[chikari123]

someone shit on the vanicity of the coats

[sixstring1995]

That Dane Cook is One Silly Bitch

[YomamaStudio]

Uh that warning thing scared the crap outta me!

[derekwestby]

@YomamaStudio cool

[urfinger]

YOU spelled "believe" you freakin jackass

[PrayforPlagueshXc13]

also, he spelled allowed wrong too. :)

[shyataroo]

and YOU misspelled misspelled. who's the jackass now?

[iamagymnast]

wow...you spelled it wrong too...and you spelled allowed wrong

[derekwestby]

@tears92rain Who gives a fuck who can and can't spell... plus I made this video how many years ago... it was definitely before my kids were born... so I didn't even graduate yet... also spelling mistakes happen, every now and then the stuff I put on tv have mistakes (Since now I run a cable television channel and make much higher quality videos)

[Nekoruk]

who gives a fuck who can and cant spell? only everyone who can

[milkyhendrix]

@derekwestby Cool story, bro

[DigitalR0]

@derekwestby are you fucking retarded or something?

[puppetforaday]

@tears92rain You spelled ALLOWED wrong. And believe. Fail.

[CalCal900]

@tears92rain You spelled believe wrong too.

[HarlieeQuinn]

@tears92rain

If you're going to call someone a retard for misspelling a word...you might want to make sure that YOU don't misspell that SAME word!

It is believe NOT beleive..

You are not only rude..

You are an idiot!

[tehnoir]

@tears92rain Says the person who can't spell "allowed" or be bothered to use punctuation of any kind.

[trueamerican1]

@tears92rain You spelled Believe wrong yourself jackass.

[ilovedward910]

@tears92rain you kind of spelled believe wrong too, hun.

[havendoll]

@tears92rain yeah, learn to spell believe yourself before you want to make fun of someone else spelling it wrong :) and you also spelled allowed wrong, just to let you know. and you've left out some punctuation.

[taraflan99]

@tears92rain You spelled it wrong too

[AttackOfThe3Pointer]

@tears92rain It's believe*** fucktard

[coolgurl739]

@tears92rain it's believe not beleive you fucktard

[toilanguoimy]

vicinity

[CassidyCheer45]

wow, thats funny!

[xxkmr803xx]

i love both daniel tosh and dane cook

[SingingSuperMan]

"What? What? I hope it wasn't on my coat!"

AHAHA! Oh I love Dane ^_^

[soccerbaby4real]

this is so frickin funny! hahah SOM1 SHIT ON THE COATS!

[RaidenSun91]

this is one of his funniest jokes

[ReelSwedishFish]

"Someone Shit on the Coats" = When I was first introduced to the hilarious Dane Cook = When I fell in love with Dane Cook.

lol

Idk how he comes up with this stuff :o)

I wonder if anyone actually pooped on coats after hearing that.

At the pool where I lifeguard someone once left their poop in a plastic bag in the lost and found ew lol.

[pedromiles101]

you spelled vicinity wrong.

[russellbritain]

believe is also spelt wrong.

[derekwestby]

i suck at spelling... but oh well u got what i meant

[BAFAphenom]

lol funny... even though the creator can't speel fer shite!

[derekwestby]

so i can't spell... thats why I stick to my job running a Cable TV station

[Sk8terBoibabe]

this is some funny ass shit!

[sniks71]

lean in say...whhhaatttt?...then boom youre a phantom disappear...lol

[rocker66669]

im hella gonna do this

[3m1rfile]

i wanna know how to do the voice thingy in the beginning

[spyrolivia]

the 'viewer discretion is advised' thing? there's an option somwhere in control panel, and you open it up and type stuff in, press enter and it'll talk :) it mispronouncesa lot of words though XD

[derekwestby]

thats how i did it :)

[stellabellapants]

How many times do I have to tell you guys,I am the one who fucking shit on the coats!I SHIT ON THE COATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[reb4lee]

haha my favorite dane cooke video!

[Theresamarmalade]

Derekwestby, I love your version the best by far of this dane cook bit. The only thing I wish someone would have done to make it PERFECT is to have the coats be in the coat pile on a bed in the room. That's what people do in the house parties is pile them all on a bed. They are stacked up towards the ceiling and I always envision someone climbing to top to take a dump. LOL

[derekwestby]

i just found the images on Google and edited them in Photoshop or adobe illustrator

[jordanmaru]

LOL

[tjgalla96]

i did this at my frends house wen he had a party he flipped out on every1 and he still don't no i did it

[lilmissnickjonas]

lol nice job

[nicholaswright2006]

wow. does he know how it's dane cook's routine and all? lol

[Musicisliberation]

Thats a great way to keep it secret, post it on the internet...

-.-

[jamisonjhall]

he spelled believe wrong.

he typed beleave

[ILovPonyboyCurtis]

who cares

[XcXdualchamp50]

the warning is on ventrilo X.X

[Hillaryxoox]

who cares about spelliung

best fucking video in the history

dane cook = loveeeeee

hope it wasn't on MAAA COAT!

i know every word to this BITCHES :)♥

[tinistaco]

what did he spell wrong and just so you know no one cares about spelling on videos,nerds only care unless you spell car like kur.

[derekwestby]

but if you spell car like kur then its even more funny

[xs6u26kk]

learn to spell buddy

[WeBelongTogetherx3]

ha ha that was great...I love how when he stops cause people are laughing he starts laughing to...gosh hes to cute. lol

[mitumies]

this is funny! lol

[omgxitsxwhittey]

i think maybe someone has shit on or around the coats!! it smells like shit around the perimiter! haha! i luv dane cook!

[3bulletsfade07]

hahah this is the fuckin awesomest video ever! lol Dane rocks!

[OoConcreteGirloO]

what!? i hope it wasnt on MY coat! !!lmfao!!

[Silver3389]

you spelled believe wrong. smooth

[dopeboiiproductions]

microsoft sam kicks assss bitch

[pinay17]

Ha Ha Ha...you used Microsoft Sam!!! LMAO!!

[jphunt609]

what show is this from??

[xoxSportzStar12xox]

dane cook!!!!!!!

[TrapNinja]

you can go to CD Warehouse and get a Dane Cook's Where's the F*cking Van?! or something like that, it's on there.

[kingkong56]

I hope it wasn't on my coat!

[way2meticulous]

what a douchebag....it's supposed to be a funny video and all this girl can focus on is the guy's spelling? wow...i still like it...someone has shit on the coats lol

[nataleeamyotte]

I can't believe you spelled believe incorrectly.

[pikata7]

dude it looks like a bunch of boobs in the beginning but still funny

[arcturusnfshp]

good, but not as good as mine :)

[lawlatthemall]

This isn't funny...this guy is not funny at all...

[ranger2l]

something is wrong with this vido

[musicluvrs88]

Dane Cook = Sex.

[hamstersRcool]

effing hilarious x]

[pupbowwow]

wtf! it wont let me copy this thing

can you help me?

[SimonPhoenix187]

brb im gonna shit on the coats

[screwyouiwin]

it's 'believe' and 'vicinity'

[derekwestby]

so i can't spell... get over it

[rockerchik918]

who cares how this awesome dude known as derekwestby can spell. he's awesome enough to have made this vid, and that's fuckin amazing!!! all u peeps who hav a prob with his spelling can go look at a picture of a swan and hav ur mom rub honey on ur thighs....you'll only get it if ur a dane cook luvr...

[stokie510wego]

haha i cried laughin wen i saw this.

[justinman619]

he spelled believe wrong

[Konvict22]

ya he did, he spelled it "beleave"

[pupbowwow]

who gives a SHIT

[end1810]

I like the "WHAT" face

[Clestae]

me 2 =]

[Clestae]

kudos to you i laugh every time i see this little video .. i've seen it like 5 times =]

[ryan1888vandy]

I don't go around checking it, but when I notice a mispelling when it is glaring me in the face. Why do you misspell elementary school words is it because you're an idiot or because you're too lazy to open the dictionary?

[derekwestby]

its because i really don't care

[ryan1888vandy]

well that doesn't speak well for you

[derekwestby]

like i care

[Clestae]

stfu jesus love you..

[ryan1888vandy]

you spelled believe wrong

[derekwestby]

why do you go around checking spelling... is it cuz your a loser of is it because you have no life?

[rockerchik918]

wut r u, his fucking english teacher??? u no wut u stupid fucking asshole ryan1888vandy, stfu cuz i bet if u did this vid, it would've looked like the SHIT that is on the COATS. go get a life

[derekwestby]

Thanks

[mjfan84]

lol! nice

[derekwestby]

If you like this video be sure to check out my Dane Cook Car Alarm video on my channel... also check out my I'm a gangster video there too... not to mention my friend Nick's Videos in my playlist thingy... thanks for watching

-Derek

Westby Productions Inc.