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  • As i near the end of your list I cry inside because i know that you are missing chris... what will we do without our leader? The cult needs you, damn it!

  • "no brad,I am sorry I have hands"+ "I dropped ma baby on his head" +"drunk dada"= EPIC WIN :D

  • Eleventeen?

  • ... the bag isnt the co-host.. THERES SUM 1 STUCK IN THE BAG!!! it took me 2 years to figure this out...

  • More stories for story hour please! The inflection from your reading make it a whole lot better.

  • i like murder* Poor Colty is a Cereal killer :p

  • lol!!!

    horsie:asshole!

    man oh how coltiene!meet peanuts my new co.host

    Funny horsie : i like murder!

    man:NO! UR NOT GOING TO KILL PEANUTS!! you've co.sted this show for a 173 episodes and now its time for someone else to shine

    peanuts:shake !shake !

    angry horsie :screw u!

  • lady wit da penuts!!

  • peyton

  • best co-host ever!

  • is colty a breyer?

  • "I like murder"

    That's my new catchphrase.

    lol.

  • kelly clarkson

  • "MUrder peanut" HEHE haha HO

  • Chris wtf are you dead??? WHERE ARE YOUR VIDEOS

  • Screw you Tanya!

  • no brad im sorry i have hands lol

  • 11teen yeare old issaac♥

  • i love this its funny

  • Colty ♥ :)

    she's awesome

  • HAHAHA

    "No Brad, I'm sorry I have hands."

    Amazing.

  • ohh ahhh kittens = my new catchphrase.

  • lmao Colty sez:

    A**hole!

    I like murder!

    Screw you, Tanya! (?)

    Must kill Chris

    XD!!!!!!!!

    lol Chris said wroted!

  • drunk dada.

  • Drunk DADA

  • He's married.

  • lol,

    peanuts is so stupid.

    And daisy is so cute

  • god if that isn't true

  • any1 know the voice actress of colty? she has a really cute voice

  • up in yo face

  • This show is nonsense.. that's why its so cool,

  • Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha :)

  • I LOOOOOOVE YOU

  • the lady

  • Omg. Lol, "im sorry i have hands!" Lol, i had to pause the video, until i stopped laughing. xD

  • I like murder.

  • Drunk Dada.

  • best video of his yet.

  • haha. "No, I'm sorry I have hands"

  • Chris has the best laugh!

    ♥

  • "I like Murder"

  • peanuts needs subtitles! I wanna laugh too!

  • I was laughing...awesome stuff. *shake*shake* LMAO!!!

  • Your a genius.

  • Penuts hehe. The picture of the Pelvis was nice...Those two words are a bad combination...Ok I need mindsoap...and I think anyone who understands the joke will to. You rock!

  • awesome and so funny! i love your show!

  • excellent as always - and the "teen AHT" is magnificent

  • I don't like peanuts! :P~~~

  • Colty for VP!

  • id rather not get it from grandma...

    btw, your story hour is tomorrow, are you nervous and or excited?

  • Excellent show as always!

  • The first video i saw not insulting Chris :P

  • You know the stage is going to look pretty hippy?

  • asshorse XD i wold sit in a bag o spikes to be in your show....

  • hahaha xD

    "hahaha, oh my god, you crack me up peanuts!"

  • chris thnk u 4 being teh awesomeest person on utube!!!

  • I wasn't expecting that...oh and good job on overselling, shows the power of Chris!

  • I like murder!

  • Haha, Chris, couldn't you just rent the theatre for two more days, and divide the people that way?

  • i want to sit on a mattress for an hour 10 feet away from chris telling stories that he wroted! :[

  • "I like murder" LMAO that wwas funny

  • Ohhh no! Poor Coalty! She's been replaced =(

  • Haha Peanuts, your so funny! xD

  • i love you chris

  • "Asshole!" HAHAHAHA

    Funniest thing ever!

  • Drunk da-da? Did anyone else find that animation a little disturbing..?

  • yep...bit dark lol but still, it was kina funny

  • Ahaha, I did :P

  • sure u got hands. otherwise u could not even do ur show hahahaha with zoomz and that stuff... haha i like ur creative stuff, much lucky in ur show, and greetings from mexico!!!

  • lmao im sorry i have hands

  • anything will work if enough people like you. and i'm sure enough people do lol

  • K, someones gotta videotape that reading thing!

  • yay! all your dreams are dead is back :]

  • "and peyton that reads the lords word"

  • lol " the chris leavins story hour... where i read stories " lol i just like that line.

  • Haha tanya

  • lolage :P

  • Thank God you got a haircut! You are always cute, consistent with your theme, but now you look less homeless.

  • chris has really white teeth, i love those.

  • grandma got... THE GOODS.

  • Chris darling... u need to get out more often

  • No. I'm sorry I have hands.

  • i like murder :D

    SCREW YOU TANYA!

    colty- ill always be your's, and pervy's #1 fan ^_^

  • LOL COLTY IS JEALOUS

    colty:ass whole

    colty: I like murder

    colty: SCREW U TANYA!

  • ooh ah, kittens

  • I wish I went now! Then it would be 141%.

  • "srcew you Tanya" "I like Murder" lqtm

  • DIE PENUTS! YAY COLTY!

  • I, too, am sorry I have hands.

    Chris, you make me rotfl. Truly. :)

  • drunk da da lmfao!!!

  • I LOVE PEANUT

    <3

  • Great to see you smile and laugh! Poor Colty needs to talk to jeebus. Story Hour is so going to work.

  • i have a cat named peanut

  • 140%! Ooops

  • ive been reading the comments on here why dont you lead a mass suicide... prolly more productive use of your time. lol jesus is lord all hail peanut

  • he as lost it . . .

    that many kittens can do that to a man

  • omg of course it will work chris! you have a devoted following... I wish i could be there..

  • Stop making Colty cry!:-(

  • Great episode. I like your new co-host though Colty looks jealous.

  • Chris has lost it... in a good way.

  • This has got to be one of the best episodes yet! A new co-host, Colty plotting murder, Grandma's goodies getting dissed, and Chris apologizing for having hands... How do you top that?

  • why knot fill the place with peanut

  • "...Or this woman modelling styrofoam peanuts"

    "Asshole!"

    I love your show Chris, If I weren't in the UK I would be at that story hour!

    :)

  • xDD I really wish I could go to that story hour.. D::

  • love you chris

    hope writed thingi goes well

  • i love you chris!!!

    the animation was creepy

    wat was chris smoking wen he came up with penuts

    i like murder

  • This was a good episode. :D

  • chris looks like he's stressed out

  • "No Brad. I'm sorry I have hands" Haha, almost fell of my chair.

  • you do seem overworked.

  • lol ohh ahh kittens! :)

  • damn it i'm never first comment

  • you suck

  • peanut?

  • "Cesoul, up in your face"

    I LOVE YOU CHRIS.

    AND I'M ALSO 11TEEN!

    haha♥

  • OMG!!

    Peanuts is great!!!

  • do you know that you are pretttyyy hilarious? well you know now

    btw "i like murder"

  • lol dude elevteen yr old. ps.stop it at 1:28 real fast for a drunk chris

  • wow,colty has never said that much in one episode

  • HURRAY FOR MURDER!

  • i like murder.

  • I like murder! Ahaha.

  • btw i love anyone who lives in toronto!

  • i voted!! :D

  • Chris, How do you plan to keep the Choco Tacos from melting at the show?

  • who says they dont melt? lol

  • you're dangerous with that shipping magazine! awesome.

  • Sorry but the peanuts are lame.

    And that was very nice of you to let people sit on the stage instead of turning them away.

  • "i like murder"

    lol

  • wooo story time with chris, sadly its a bit far for me to comunte so i'll have to wait till he does it in orgeon.....

  • Thanks for not having a video that is annoying and loud. It is literally the perfect volume.

  • I think right now Chris is defenately going crazy! *love it* xD

  • hank sould of been on cute down

  • screw you tania! rofl.

  • Chris, why would some guy ask are you gay?

  • lady modeling peanuts!

  • no one is cuter in this cutedown

  • this is against my religion!

  • Peanuts is really the shiznit!

  • Cute with Chris... yayyy!

    If you have a sec, please watch

    SARAH PALIN RAP

    at my page... and maybe you can see that i have the potential to be your co-host... ohhhhh yeah!

  • cesoul!

    Another great ep.

    Congrats on your Story Hour.

    I got my teeshirt today too! Huzzah!

  • Peanuts is the total package.

  • haha couches and mattresses

  • screw you Tonya XD

  • Oh my God, Chris laughs.

    Not even sarcastically.. :|

  • *looks at Peanuts* Chris, did the spunky men in white coats give you your "special shot" this morning?

  • What about pervy?

  • My cat's name is... Peanut.

    yeahz.

  • Must kill Chris...

    Hahahah. Oh Peanuts you crack me up. <:_D

  • cesoul!

  • Oh Chris - you`re gorgeous as usual, but please, don`t wear your shirt collar like this, it makes your neck look too shirt... Sorry.

    But still, I love you unconditionally :)

    Must kill Peanuts lol :D

  • Too shOrt, of course :) I need Alphabet with Pervy to improve my litteracee, yes :)

  • i like HANK the most :) but if not him then the super cute religious cat...

  • i could sit on your lap

  • "i like murder"... lol

  • You were better on Traders. Plus Sonya Smits makes me horny.

  • The lady with the peanuts

  • Peanut is sexy.

  • Drunk dada!

  • does peanuts give autographs?

  • lmfao! another funny episode. colty was quite mad though.

  • My mother, a health and safety inspector (not her proper job, but she's been assigned that role at the school she works at) would say putting couches and mattresses on the stage would be against health and safety rules.

    P.S. we might be getting a new kitten, I shall send pictures if we do! :D All his dreams shall be dead.

  • RedRevolver - I thought the same thing re: fire codes.

    If you tell me your new kitty's name I'll vote for him/her so his/her dreams aren't shattered by uncaring strangers with internet access :)

  • good job with the selling out.... way out lol

  • Go chris! from theatre work with no audience to an internet show with thousands all over the world congrats! =D

  • you are different now. that the peanut make you do so?

  • He's looking tired anyways...

  • Are he starting to get fat?

    Or are he just getting old?

    I do not mean this in the bad way

  • i bought 2 tickets but i dont think i can go anymore =/ laame

  • i'll take 'em! i wanted to go, but gas+tickets for me and my girlfriend+no job= not happening. come ooooon....

  • Go culty kill peanuts

  • Paten, the bible reading cat should win. Of course, Chris works out. But I can steal his thunder. Watch out.

  • My vote is for Paten the bible reading cat

  • have you been working out ....? ; )