Ask A Ninja - 11.30.10 Yo Mama

[maherfawaz]

yo mama so fat she runs around yo house in the grave

[RAZERBACK777]

SLICE CREAM!

[StoicObserverS]

"Your mama's so old she remembers when CBS had reliable news AND quality programming!" LOL! Freaking hilarious.

[Mejrm]

"with a tag team with my uvula? forget about it!"

[sr42041]

when ninja yo mamas your mama, you pray he doesnt find your grandma

[theman1751]

i...got...bored... who else.

[Hellawikid420]

whut the feck is a meme?

[ermwhatsmyname]

are u arnold schwartsneger?

[eightfivelude]

effin Ross Geller!!!!!!!

[SubjectRomeo]

whats that thing on your back?

[tuxiedobandits16]

LOL @1:38 - 2:05

[em0kid622]

Do ninjas ever eat tacos?

[MsTania66]

where do you get such great yo mama jokes??

[iRULEGUITARHERO405]

who would win in a fight a ninja or chuck noris?

[CrushedSpirits]

cooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooool...funny



[TheGOLDENGODZILLA]

I LOVE YOUR SHOW MAN! NINJA!!!

[AGamersChanceYT]

lol F.R.I.E.N.D.S reference

[Moneymark14]

Yo mama so fat that jlk;kjuytdsw432tf.... sorry your mom just tried to eat my keyboard

[ErichoTTA]

So worth it for the last joke.

[dedlykitty1]

biggest loser. BEST YO MAMA-joke EVER!

[daikirainayume]

nice back to the future homage

[TheHatterJack]

@TAINTMYSOUL I must say... you're very welcome. And thank *you* and all of your fellow countrymen for being so tired of boiled whatever that you shell out enough money to keep an American business with a healthy profit :)

[TheHatterJack]

@andrewoidicious if you saw it, it was a decoy, the real ninja is behind *message cut short by flaming, poison tipped blowdart bomb filled with minjas*

[Frap357]

Why do you sound like Strongbad?

[Shikomaru136]

@Frap357 Because great minds sound alike.

[templarsforever]

is santa a ninja?

[ajack978]

What's wrong with Michigan?

[TaurisMemnon]

@ajack978 We are still looking into that. its hard to pinpoint it. We will let you know.

[SuperFickster]

good job love the friends seen so do nijas watch friends

[TaurisMemnon]

@SuperFickster If youre friends are also in my kill contract, then yes. Dont worry you wont have to watch them die..as you will already be dead yourself.

[andrewoidicious]

i was watching saving private ryan and i think i saw a ninja, could it be?

[TaurisMemnon]

@andrewoidicious Well, you are still alive...so no, not likely. But theres still time yet.

[TheMattandChris]

do ninjas shower?

[TaurisMemnon]

@TheMattandChris Ever heard the term Blood Bath? Althought rubber Ninja Ducks are hard to get ahold of...no really, they are quick...and have tiny swords which they stab you with if you do touch them.

[TheEpicPillz]

i look forward 2 your mama 2 ninja

[mrcrazzydude500]

how dare you im british you stupid pyjama wearing pansy :(

[Bleachfan604]

@mrcrazzydude500 its just a video it doesn't mean anything hes just trying to be funny :)

[sword1234114]

Poor people don't live in michigan, uppers do

[haloman106]

yo mama so poor when i asked her 2 use the bathroom she said pick a corner

[Unkillablesock]

If I got in a fight with a ninja in training, would you be on my side, or his/hers?

[BlueRam1409]

Awwww, Yo Mama fight!!!

[BassLegend481]

Is santa clause a ninja?

[esnees123]

@BassLegend481 ithink there´s an episode where he explains that santa is abad ass ninja

[TAINTMYSOUL]

Haha I love how Americans try to make fun of our food, while they have contributed nothing, except fast food to the world. Well done mcdonalds eating retards.

[nfarnham2008]

Do any ninjas practice scientology

[GatameOne]

Are all ninjas white?

[SuperNextgengamer]

Where's the kickass intro music?!

[MirandaandEmelia]

is ya mama a gangser?

[BlckHrt141]

What is the best Kill mission you've done?

[BlckHrt141]

LOL @ the BTTF reference

[Reyninthedesert]

What ninjas have over pirates is that ninjas can be pirates,

but pirates can't be ninjas.

[nootkpr]

@Reyninthedesert

lol u said butt pirates can't be ninjas...homophobic

[wallpiece00]

Yes!!! You just made my horrible day great by answering my question!! but now... you are going to kill me..... grrreeeaaatttt.....

[OneShotStop229]

I recently talked about baby names with my newly pregnant wife. Now, my first thought was "Ninja Alpha", as Ninja is my nickname within the USAF Security Forces (mil police). If you're posted with a fireteam, the leader is, for example, Ninja. The grenadier is Ninja Alpha, the heavy gunner is Ninja Bravo, and the Assistant Gunner is Ninja Charlie. Well, since i'm starting my own fireteam, I think Ninja Alpha is appropriate. My wife disagrees. What do you think?

[pivotDX123]

How do ninjas buy there foods and items

~Ben

[b74k3]

yo momma is so so stupid she bought Windows Vista

[SweetCin1029]

I just saw the new movie, "The Warrior's Way" a lot of ninjas died in that movie. Is it historically accurate?

[blackgigus]

heheh "I look forward to yo momma soon." Awesome

[LittleAlexO]

Ross Gellar! hahahahahahahaha

[Bozzytotem]

how many ninjas does it take to change a lightbulb?

[radioheadaddict507]

Is there a ninja hangout?

[royalic]

Is there a ninja version of A Christmas Carol?

[Jasas0ad]

How many ninjas are used to make a cake?

[mrdrprofessorthorog]

@Jasas0ad none. the cake is so afraid it makes itself

[Jasas0ad]

@mrdrprofessorthorog We are talkin´about "NINJAS" not "Chuck Norris"

[mrdrprofessorthorog]

@Jasas0ad ninjas are chuck norris, because chuck norris is a ninja. i would know im a ninja. i am able to tell you this because my human body is just a pupet my true ninja form is controling this body from another dimention, deal with it

[ElToastManz]

Do ninjas like to use coloring books?

[slash382]

Do you have kids? And if what do thay do for fun?

[jeobeahon]

why u gotta be talking my mama that way? not coo'.

[frenchfrey65]

What's a Ninja's favorite Pizza topping?

[1313TommyGun]

Did you use Ross from friends as an example of a palaeontologist? XD

[kayman01]

are ninjas bad at grammer-kayman

[lotrrules3434]

What would YOU do for a klondike bar??

- Emily

[coolguyace]

@lotrrules3434 You must answer this question!! :D

[lotrrules3434]

@coolguyace You dont wanna know.. What I'd do for a klondike bar. :D

[babelcarlota]

annoying

[kumokurin]

Are there any ninja puns?

[Khomatose]

I'm from the UK, and I hated the food in America.

[FilthyRainbows]

'Someone told me you mother was a pirate. is this true?'

in subtitles translates to

'child somebody tell me your bottom of the planet through nepal banks that's not insists'~

[shortasiandude101]

I can haz  your still beating heart?

[elarchbishop]

Can a ninja fix my internet? Rowan, UK

[habde]

Dr. Ross Geller

[habde]

do ninjas do stand-up comedy?

[kbrena]

Can cookie shirukens be as deadly as real shirukens?

[kbrena]

@kbrena Sorry, shuriken.

[ultragarrison]

If u meet Ryu Hayabusa what would you do??

[MeetMyMeatBG]

How much time can ninjas go without eating food?

[xXBoxRocksXx]

Do ninjas watch the OSU vs Michigan game every year? if so who do they root for? and is there a ninja osu and ninja michigan rivalry?

[GrodTheBro117]

I can haz ur still beating heart?

[gamingnewsful]

are ninjas and trees eated?

[b52goats]

I'm from Michigan :( ... yeah it sucks a hard d

[ShanaroNeasomi]

Have ninja's seen Atlantis?

[braveshield]

@ShanaroNeasomi Not since they sank it, probably.

[SuperNintendoGameboy]

@ShanaroNeasomi Of course they have! They made Atlantis using their all mighty team of Scuba Ninjas, then requested that Atlantis should be hidden!

[regalbryant35]

love the friends joke

[souless757]

i look forward to yo mama soon hahahahahaha

[yeaps300]

what do you think about ninja guiden

[EbonMaster]

how do the other ninjas feel about you being so talktive?

[EbonMaster]

@EbonMaster talkative* 

[kire1418]

Do ninjas have play dates?

[Primalxbeast]

@JuggaloTapout

First, I don't think ninjas bother with CPR, did you miss the kill and then move on part? and second, the fact that question is something you've thought about makes me think that you may need to seek professional help. I'm fairly openminded but...

EWWWwwwwww......

[kstm18]

How do you feel about Ask Gibby - Episode 6 where Gibby bashed you as a ninja for threatening the life of Betty White?

[MrDude2123]

on saint patricks day do you wear green?

[MrDude2123]

whats the square root of ninja?

[MrDude2123]

whats your favorite video game?

[MrDude2123]

when do ninjas think the world will end?

[MrDude2123]

are there any super ninjas who can do things other ninjas cant?

[esosa93]

Why is the floor sooo dam heavy!!!??

[Godeaters]

Who would in a fight, You or Raiden from the Metal Gear Solid series?

[BlkEcho]

GANR i look forward to your mama? priceless

[barbaro267]

Have you ever found Waldo?

[blastingxspeed]

Well, he's right about Michigan. lol

[MrDude2123]

do ninjas have their own tv channels? if so what kind of shows are on?

[BlkEcho]

@MrDude2123 you don't have satellite?

[EVILTEXAN1980]

would you fight fedor emiliananko?

[MarmiteHatingLass]

do ninjas prefer pepsi or coca cola?

[nk171283]

Can you insult nomeone to death?

[BlkEcho]

@nk171283 ninja's kill ppl with anything. words, minjas, swords. EVERYTHING is a weapon lol

[BeActiveBros]

Shut- Up! I Live In Michigan And At Least Where I Live, It's Pretty Upscale

[alynnidalar]

@BeActiveBros - I live in Michigan and where I live... it's about the opposite of upscale. Saginaw, yo! Most violent crime per capita in the country! We're so awesome!

...wait.

[ZRolando]

what?

[JDTV1000]

What ever happend to the old intro???

[claireasmyself]

lol ross gheller

[1kingofninjas]

do ninjas have games like call of duty like a ninja of awsomeness

[JuggaloTapout]

when does CPR become necrophilia?

[EVILTEXAN1980]

@JuggaloTapout thats awesome......i always wondered that myself

[MisokoChoco]

Do ninja's ever play golf?

[mynameisnotalfredo]

What's the difference between the undead, the living dead, and the living impaired?

[bondosho]

HAHAHA, Good one!

[WiteOut90]

this is quality ask a ninja, good to see you've found your groove.

[JensKriss]

could you kill paul watson for the sake of all mankind?

[necrid110]

what are your thoughts on national pirate day?

[buckeyegurl33]

What level ninja are you?

[joshbotnik]

Thank you for insulting us here in the UK. We deserve nothing more than your scorn.

[thalion3410]

@joshbotnik u earned it.

[VALKIR4636]

do you liek pudipudipudipudipudi?

[lukeseed]

hahaha a Friends reference

[BelRabimMarduk]

This guy reminds me of my friend, he looks like him and acts just like that. I always tell him that this Ask a Ninja guy is him

[titans091052]

imo one of the best ones so far

[hamster202020]

what do ninjas do on their day off?

[slwallwagner]

Michigan, the only place that can defeat ninjas.

[EbonMaster]

@slwallwagner only because no ninja wants to be in Michigan, lol.

[slwallwagner]

@EbonMaster Well, it's awfully difficult for them to hide with all the snow.

[vampyreaayin]

I giggled.

[MrMudkipKing]

So ninjas are jealous of the UK

We always have the beast breezes and mist

London was voted to have the best looking men in Europe's Capitals

And if you don't like are food.... stop eating it, your an english colony, most of your normal food is all British

[Ripflame]

@MrMudkipKing L2Laugh_At_A_Joke

[MrMudkipKing]

@Ripflame I laughed. Maybe you can't hear people threw the comments page

[Ripflame]

@MrMudkipKing L2Type_hahaha

[MrMudkipKing]

@Ripflame 'L2Type' .... poetically stupid.

hahaha... scrounging for something to say back

lolololol

[1981Jeanne1981]

What's the time?

[RealKeenan]

spamspamspamspam SpamSpamSpamSpam Wonderful-SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAMMMMMM!!!!!

[AnimePunkBrat]

Love it!

[123labib321]

how does it feel to kill your whole family?

[masterexploder83]

great back to the future reference !

[Arrialovesyou]

haha michigan

[chuckerman23]

@Arrialovesyou hey i live there

[3daysAnd2nights]

I....have no clue what happened for the last 3 minutes of my life...

[HunterX321]

What is the difference between the undead and the living dead?

[JesTr82]

What is a good ninja diet?

[yunmuneymuneymuney]

Do ninjas have secret identities?

[noob123dude]

I liked ninja untill he offended the UK. I bet he wouldnt offend America. . .

[xmasmaster06]

@noob123dude cos most americans think the uk is only england