I Woke Up With A Cat On My Face - Mock the Week - S8 Ep6 Preview - BBC Two

[cozz]

W w why are we talking about.... balls?! O.o Russell russell russell... haha

[SalvatoreBabexx]

I loved the way he said 'Hello'. :)

[Epicrandomer96]

Who else would definetly go to that circus if it contained naked Russell Howard?

[mxgirl918]

omg thanks for grossing me out Russell xD cats ftw!

[TheKr1sC0Kr1ng13]

Go away woman.

[Queenrock990]

I love the joke about the Newton's Cradle! xDDD

[SmileForInsanity]

...If you see a video entitles 'I woke up with a cat on my face' and you don't click on it, you are not normal... Congratulations to everyone reading this comment, you are good humans.

[NataliaEnchantix]

No animals are independent. You have to feed them and either dog or a cat cannot get food by themselves if there are no mice or dog prey on the loose!

[popazz1]

Andy,mate,the reason why we have all this seemingly useless research is down to budgeting.If the researchers don't come up with something,ANYTHING,they know they'll have their budget slashed/stopped.

[20centuryfox100]

my theory was that dogs tend to be at least willing to learn things (even if they don't) and that cats just can't be arsed.

[sarrieprop]

he says dogs learn but my dog cabbage has ran in to the same glass pane door for years and still hasent learnt

[afrotastic101]

im from bristol....how embarrasing

[AFLoneWolf]

@afrotastic101 If you want embarassing, look up some of the government funded research that went on in the US during the sixties and seventies

[FourSabres]

1:00

Is her seat in quicksand, or is she just piss small?

[yaying404]

oh and let me guess people who own a dog are less likely to own a cat!

[martinl4472]

I have 4 cats and 2 dogs

[richarldluva124]

russell <3

[TheHellz0r]

What the fuck is with the stereotyping of cats and dogs..........CATS CAN LEARN ASWELL MOST OF THEM ARE JUST STUBBORN.......you need to use teh same technique of using treats and clear and load commands JUST LIKE A DOG........it depends on the cat........and some dogs are stubborn to IT DEPENDS ON THE ANIMAL AND YOU ABILITY TO TRAIN.................nuff said case closed!

[XandreUK]

@TheHellz0r My personal theory on cats Vs. dogs is as following:

Humans train dogs.

Cats train humans.

[ImaginaryNightshade]

@XandreUK Sir/Madam, I applaud you.

[willetts75]

women aren't funny



[E1p0tat0k1ng]

press 7 over and over...

[StaraziaSelin66]

and this is why i hate cats. (no, i love "gingers", but i absolutely hate cats.)

[RaincloudPlay]

In Right Here, Right Now, Russell said his brother put the ginger cat on his face. And that his brother found the cat in their garden, they didn't own it.

[NorthernElumination]

@RaincloudPlay he's a comedian, they have to constantly edit stuff all the time when they're performing.

[HHdog13]

@RaincloudPlay he didnt say whether they owned it or not. for all we know it might have been their cat in the garden.

[brambleberry95]

actually, it is possible to train a cat

[PianoWizzy]

Whoah, did anyone else get some David Mitchell from Dara right there?

[nodge87]

I actually did wake up with a cat on my face before...

[katyandlibby]

I'm actually in love with Russel Howard!!

[tenspoonsofspin]

Wow, she is not funny. Bit out of her league, I think.

[Hiiipowerlife]

He woke up covered in pussy.

He forgot to turn of his swag....

[DetectiveHofman]

@Hiiipowerlife ginger pussy too ;)

[Lynnch1]

@Hiiipowerlife Off not of!! ;)

[TheDiirtySpartan]

@Hiiipowerlife off*

[MrNusecus]

press 1 for free d&b (not dandelion and burdock sorry)

[jazzzyy13]

Au contraire. The reason I DON'T own a cat is because I'm clever...

But Russell, if you'd like to give me a private performance of your executive toy balls, I won't say no. ;-)

[ChipArgyle]

Cats are stupid. They're aloofness suckers people into thinking they're smart.

When a cat sits there staring at you, do you know what's going through its mind? Wind, in one ear and out the other.

[Cattshadow]

@ChipArgyle Cats are stupid? THEY'RE aloofness?

[shirifan]

@Cattshadow Well, you don't exactly see any cats typing anything even remotely sensible on a keyboard do you?

[TheMacyMil]

I'm from Bristol.. :(

[TheMoonPower]

Andy Parsons was epic in this. x3

[Denarpsaurus]

Giger's Alien XD

[richiesrockroundup]

press 2 then 3 over and over!! hahah

[JarNaZ]

press 7 and 8. Simply: ''The university of Bristol''

[SubtleFictions]

bravo andy. :)

[gardinustaung]

press 0 several times then press 7

[Inezjaya]

press 0 a couple times then 5 repeatedly repeat

[WelshHazzerd]

keep pressing 9 and 7.

[DRAG0NSPIRIT10]

My uncle's cat woke me up I'd been awake all night finally manged to get to sleep the cat must have been on the windowsile then it left down onto my arm woke me up and it was on the floor staring at me

[phoenixfriend]

It makes sense for intelligent people to be more likely to own a cat than a dog. They're more likely to have busy careers and cats are lower maintanance than dogs.

[scottybmxer1]

press 6 for theres not a pen

[8belleangel8]

aparently if you own a cat your less likely to own a dog! WELL DONE BRISTOL *claps sarcastically* also your less likely to buy a mouse, be allergic to fur, or hate cats!

[OnkelStein]

What's with this fuckin "Press 1" "press 4 ten times LOL" comments on every fuckin video I watch, gooood

[chibinekogirl101]

keep pressing 0 repetivly

[TynesideDream]

Hold 3



[menacinghat]

what episode is this from(not the best bits episode which is season 8 ep 6)

[StaraziaSelin66]

russell <3 xD i agree, i'm more of a dog person myself

[beethethird]

ew

[terrier4life01]

keep pressing 0... ha

[MattyHutton9]

I woke up with my cat on my face aswell, odd!

[HyperActive1OO]

Press and hold 9 XD LOL

[CaitieLB]

You can't not love mock the week!

[HennaK17]

I randomly paused this at 0:20 ....bad idea! LOL!

It really made me jump when I played it again! XD

[black39gold]

0:20 , just watch it over and over and over again :L:L

[HOW7EY]

press 4. sounds like minge

[firestarterman]

press 9 repeatedly.............do it

[TheStephrules]

The same thing happened in the TV show Nurse Jackie to a character called Dr Fitch Cooper :P

[CrownDayDreamer]

I woke up with a cat on my face despite the fact I was on a bunk bed. And we didn't own a cat. Yeah i'm not actually joking that really happened :s

[SilentArtist269]

0:21 XD

[TheWoWRevelation]

you inf act have n-n-n-n-n-nits

[fruugo]

Well done, university of Bristol!

:D :D :D

[bladeclanhalo3]

press 0 over and over XDXDXDXDXDXD

[sasquatch268]

I'm sure it was the first time hes had pussy near his face.

[leppyweppy]

@Meggie621 - am i the only one thinking its Stephen Hawking

[MrEmbersonic]

Press four and after he says testicles, press 1 :L

[TheRainstorm97]

@MrEmbersonic "It's like being headbutted by Anne Robinson" is now a much better and more fitting line XD

[MonsTaaRcrave]

Press 2 Over For Gangster Russell.

[SerGaToKaR]

my mum breeds cats and she can't spell for shit

[RHCPGold]

haha..press 2 to hear "idiot moving around"

[Stain6Less]

Press 3...

..Hello to you too, Russell

[ckyfan08]

Hey everyone PM me some insulting jokes i'm bored

[xBLOODxDEADx]

press 1 then 2 and it sounds like Russel is saying i wanna alien

[MissLouiseeMary]

@xBLOODxDEADx or munter alien

[psybonchu]

Dogs FTW!



[tntmofo]

lol, dara you legend! 1:35!! :)

[tombomdoodle]

I hope Russell comes back soon. :(

[xsweetdanielle123x]

click 0:27 for Russell and his cat noise!!!

[sjisawesome87]

ooh just to say i own a cat and i hate the bastard animal with a vengeance!! its my hubbys but its till wakes me up in the middle of the night expects me to feed it and play with it even tho the hubby looks after it really well the bastard thing hates me and i it!!

[sjisawesome87]

russ how strikes again lol he's so good :) shouts a bit too much but love him all the same his comedy is pretty unoffensive its just great

[Meggie621]

Press number 3 over and over! LOL

[7FootGamer]

@Meggie621 ello ello ello ello ello ello ello

[blondeybaby23]

@Meggie621 "Hello"

[kitaarmes]

@Meggie621 lol x

[NorthernElumination]

@Meggie621 HAHAHAA

[biini29]

i didnt know there were testicle circuses in germany XD

[delkosbabe]

cats can too learn mine has been taught to attack new people.

[carniolus]

...BEHOLD!!! :D

[imissrose123]

Oh Russell you absolute legend <3

[XylonYuuka]

press 2 for "Ian. Move Ian"

[TheLaceratedSky]

Oh to be Russell's cat XD

[saphira1001]

I've woken up with my cat on my face! My dog is so much cooler!

[MrMcloving94]

Press 9 again and again to show your support for Bristol!

[pimasta314]

Russell is so cute! Even with glasses!

[Catherine3234]

Dara's face at 1:55 :D

[ebiljebus]

0:21

[LihAniaih]

Press 6 over and over again very quickly to activate the Dara-copter!

[celestialsalamander]

maybe what the university of Bristol is realy studying is sataistics and data aquisistion

[jamboliboli]

Russell Howard's stories are total shit. You can smell them coming a mile away.

[UnholyDragonKing]

@jamboliboli maybe so but fuck they're still funny xD

[concretepoo]

i hate the woman...

[catuvelauni]

@concretepoo she looks evil

[m33lad]

dumb accent!!

[retardedmushroomable]

lucky cat.............

[JeAmourTo]

@0:39 Russels mint cat noise. XD

[kaiotie1]

BEHOLD!

[Applepipart]

Love this video. I have cats and do occasionally wake up with one of them on my face! and Russell's impression of the cat is awesome! Meow

[Applepipart]

Love this video. I have cats and do occasionally wake up with one of them on my face!

[scavengedfantasyname]

Didn't know there are testicle circuses in Germany.

[SquidgetAndFlobber]

if you get your mouse in the right place and keep clicking, you get russell's cat impression over and over :D

[1997groove]

russell's cat noise :') <3

[crazyrebelliouschick]

I get that they're comedians. but i have to point out something because it's bloody bugging me every time i watch this (yer i keep clicking replay, what of it??). When they say that if you own a cat your more intelligent. It's got nothing to do with the cat making you intelligent, its that more intelligent people are more likely to own a cat than a dog because of personal preference.

[jarker1234]

@crazyrebelliouschick you sound like u need a decent place to outlet your debating needs :\

[StripesndSuch]

Hellow darling, how's the cat?

Still talking about moving to Paris ;)

[concretepoo]

that girl is so crap

[OregonStudent]

Brilliant. From 0:17 to 1:12 I could not stop laughing, have never laughed so hard in one minute in my life.

[cait132435]

@crazykidboom how old are you?

[cait132435]

BEHOLD! *tickatickatick tickatickatick*

[BubbleAndSqueek100]

omg, russell howard is amazing, i love him to peices:')

[Soundfrequency]

Mock the Week was only funny because of Frankie Boyle and Dara, the "safe" comedians like Russel Howard, Andy Parsons, and Hugh Dennis dilute the show like a turd dilutes a class of milk.

[smurph1123]

I lav when Russell screams!!!!!!

[PunkLovingNerd]

0:20 - 0:22 Best two seconds of my life.

[ccoburn7]

0:13 to 0:55 i almost wet myself with laughter

[LoonyLooners]

Andy Parsons XD

[xbladeofgrassx]

0:20 LOL

[samsung54369]

I own a cat and i suck at maths.

[bitmylipx]

LOL I'M FROM BRISTOL

but i deffo agree

[samuszoomer]

The balls they just keep swinging. From the left, and to the right.

[Sesshomaru092]

im just going to point this out... i have a cat and a dog and they're both idiots. My dog barks at the moon and goes running to the door anytime someone knocks on TV. and my cat ate bought 20 or so of my hair ties and had to get them removed. Once agin both idiots!

[frankenstien53]

I was watching all the outtakes of mock the week late last night, so just had to finish watching the rest of the show's this sunday morning.... :~)

[kebabuk]

Keep clicking at 0:19 OMGWTFBBQ LOL

[ChloeG28]

RUSSELL HOWARD . . . WHAT A LEGEND !!!!!!!!

[cl0vvntiem]

Lauren Laverne isn't sure what to make of it.

[trisnjok]

@cl0vvntiem that is not lauren laverne... thats holly walsh.

[cl0vvntiem]

@trisnjok Huh. Where did I get Lauren Laverne from?

[Soundfrequency]

How come Russell Howard is so unfunny?

[KungfuCow5]

@Soundfrequency Dunno? Ever heard the words 'Pot, kettle and Black'? They may be able to help your predicament. Cunt.

[Soundfrequency]

@KungfuCow5

Wow, I didn't know you were so funny.

[KungfuCow5]

@Soundfrequency No you probably didn't seeing as we've never met or spoken before you daft oxygen thief!

[Soundfrequency]

@KungfuCow5

.....

You're honestly not doing Russell Howard fans credit.

Not that there's any credit to be had.

But never mind that! Look at me flailing and making silly noises! It's hilarious! :D

[KungfuCow5]

@Soundfrequency That's Lee Evans you Hungarian Giraffe with it's head stuck in a lemon's shoe! I HAVE SPOKEN! (Well... actually I have typed, BUT STILL!)

[Soundfrequency]

@KungfuCow5

That's right, silly ineffective insults ARE a good way to curtail away from calling someone you don't know a cunt.

[KungfuCow5]

@Soundfrequency Erm... No. Just No. Now: Toodles. *waves in slightly camp way for comedic purposes*

[ElsJones94]

Russell Howard is a legend and hilarious!!!

[Speakersoxx]

Ive got a ginger cat that likes to sleep in my neck and shes having kittens right now. I mean actually now at this moment.

[SatoTM2]

@Speakersoxx mitn; more information than neccessary

[Speakersoxx]

@SatoTM2 welcome to the internet. I think you'll find its mostly mitn.

[TheMustang1998]

Frankie is was better then all of them put together!

[paradisoFain]

We're friends, yeah... but we're not BEST friends XD

[o0OGotMilkO0o]

BEHOLD! chikichhikichik!! lol russell howards the funniest guy there

[pointyraccoon]

im sorry but russell howard is not funny at all

[850kell531]

@pointyraccoon u havent watched much mock the weekhave you? he is great on scenes wed like to see

[pointyraccoon]

@850kell531 i kinda stoped watching after frankie boyle left!!!

[850kell531]

@pointyraccoon i think andy parsons should have left instead of frankie boyle

[zarathustra135]

BEHOLD.

[ILoveRussellHowardxx]

russell's face when he laughs

haha

[kdewar88]

aww russels face was great haha

[BrianInvincible]

Get Frankie back!!!