I actually expected yet another Rick Roll! Y'know, Odo should be more of a chick magnet! I know if I could do literally anything with my body women would be beating down my door right now! Where was the Kirk! C'mon, him kissing Uhura got me through puberty!
Yeah, Geordi never really did get any more action than rolling under closing blast doors. He did that quite a lot, didn't he? I did that once when my garage door was closing, just as it was almost closed. hehe it was fun.
Yeah, I like that name too. Jadzia is, in my opinion, (although I might be a bit biased) the best character in DS9, besides Odo, Gul Dukat, Quark and Dr. Bashir.
Wonderful. And a nice little voyage down memory lane. Especially as all the clips are 'real' moments from the series, not bits of dialogue and quick shots of characters cobbled together to make it appear a scene is something other than what it was. The music is also an inspired choice, adding a lot to the impact and humor. Great work.
you forgot half the TNG cast. riker should have been in their... he gets around a bit...lol that is, quite a bit...and beverly's had some interesting relationships aswell *coughs the name Ronin* lol
She's Musetta Vander, and played the random relationship alien of the week in Star Trek Voyager, season 5, episode 17 "The Disease". She was also Shan'auc (Teal'c's mate in "Crossroads" season 4) from Stargate. And the praying mantis teacher in Buffy's "Teacher's Pet" season 1. Hope that helps hehe.
It's "You are a pirate!" from a really surreal (that is to say scary) TV show LazyTown. It's just very creepy, especially with these kids with poly-foam faces. It's the sorta kid's show you watch the exorcist after to settle you down.
Oh and just so you know the orions I'm talking about are in enterprise season 4 and are sisters but the original series had just the 2 in "The Cage" and "Whom Gods Destroy".
Haha a good point and I regret them not being included, but I unfortunately don't have any of the original series on DVD. Also the only Vulcan females in general that spring to mind as having "face time" on screen are in Enterprise. I don't have any of them either. And the one from TNG's "The Gambit" didn't exactly act with seductiveness.
I think you'er getting her mixed up,She did play as Savvik in star treks 2-4 but that particular character is a romulan,but that would be a good idea too.
Getting who mixed up? Saavik is from the original series films and is half romulan, half vulcan. I was refering to T'Paal/Tallera. T'Paal was a Vulcan masquerading as a Romulan named Tallera in TNG's "The Gambit". I've seen those episodes with Orions, but have not got them on DVD.
Haha, thats the best comment I've heard all day. I've heard three, but still. I have none of Enterprise on DVD and I still wouldn't have used the clips. Well, maybe this one quarantine shot, but yes, too easy.
All I know that scence is one where alien runs a hologram capturing people. I call it the The Beowulf episode cause that the programme that's being run in it.
And spot on you are gv1955, "Heroes and Demons" Voyager, season 1, episode 12. Poor old Harry makes about a 20 second appearance at the end after being, holo-consumed I guess, hope that helps. I gotta say though, the Doctor's real name is Joe, he dropped Kenneth, and the timeline in which he was dubbed Joe ceased to exist after Janeway altered it. As far as I know he's just the Doc, or "Hey you".
Arghh I know what you mean I had her name about two months ago...Aha Famke Janssen, she may be familiar to you as she played Jean Grey (/Phoenix) in the new X Men films. Or from Goldeneye where she played (I love this) Xenia Zirgavna Onatopp. Hope that helps.
poor geordie. even harry kim, the eternally optomistic, naive, green ensign got more action! of course they both had a bad habit of falling for holograms.
No, and you weren't - "that Dax is actually a man right?". For one she can't be an actress if you just said shes a man, therefore I assumed you were refering to the symbiote. Also the second name "Dax" is passed down through hosts because of the symbiote.
No it's not in the star trek magazine it tells the difference between a male and female symbiote or it could've been healthy and unhealthy and how do you explain Dax kissing his/her wife in season 4 besides Jadzia being part lesbian.
Sorry I don't actually read the magazines, I don't really see that as Trek canon. Healthy or unhealthy is one thing but different sexes is another thing altogether! I'm not saying theres no sexual preference but since the symbiote requires a host it takes on the physical sex of it's host. Why would I need to explain the kiss in "Indiscretion"? That was Dax's wife in another lifetime and I think they were saying that the love transcended physical preference rather than "let's have a lesbo scene".
Aha, that fine specimen is Dax (Terry Farrell), from Deep Space Nine. The episode I believe is "Through the Looking Glass", season 3 episode 19. Hope that helps.
the video was awesome other than the q and picard part which that was a joke, nice to see the neelix freaking the klingon woman, he passed out after she left, you should of added the enterprise episode where tripp is at a rave with hot aliens! lol!
Ah too right, and I could have used shots from the mirror universe there too, unfortunately I only have TNG, DS9 and VOY on dvd. If I get the rest I'll make a video. But the original series first hehe.
I'd have to say I'd agree with you. Unfortunately we rarely get clothing shots like that outside of Enterprise. And yet all the women before then were much better, not just better looks, but better actresses. Alas.
Thanks very much. And spot on with your eye for the episode (Juggernaut), however she doesn't get any of her kit off until the very end. Thanks again for your rating, much appreciated.
Geordi's bit was rofls
Austindude3954 9 months ago
0:54 - what episode of DS9 is that? I've been looking for it!
Chinesemoon 9 months ago
I miss the days of Star Trek The nex Generation, DS9 and Voyager,
The Enterprise lost me with their signing music theme. The orginal the monster were just to unreal. Casptain Casper Janeway
aronzitro 10 months ago
I miss the days of Star Trek The nex Generation, DS9 and Voyager,
The Enterprise lost me with their signing music theme. The orginal the monster were just to unreal.
aronzitro 10 months ago
2:24 was hilarious :)
shykaizen 1 year ago
ho ho
iBorg13 1 year ago
At 2:43 is that ezri or jadzia? I cant tell
Verteros 1 year ago
2:17 We didn't. . . last night? (vomit)
MrMaestro14231 1 year ago
I actually expected yet another Rick Roll! Y'know, Odo should be more of a chick magnet! I know if I could do literally anything with my body women would be beating down my door right now! Where was the Kirk! C'mon, him kissing Uhura got me through puberty!
RadarKat73080 1 year ago
What episode is 1:01 - 1:04 from? If you know please let me know by message. Thanks
Halflifefan264 1 year ago
What episode was 0:44?
Faltzwig 1 year ago
Whos the chick in the pool
willsfamil 1 year ago
lmao, poor Geordie. I feel so bad that the poor guy never gets laid. Like...ever.
childcarewonder 1 year ago
Haha, Geordi Needs Moar Epic Maneuvres, not drugging girls with coconono's.
MyNameIsRoos 1 year ago
who is the woman laying on the bed covered only by a sheet?
nerdlymike 2 years ago
At about 2:55? I think that's Tal, Harry Kim's girlfriend in "The Disease".
caseyrox76 2 years ago
Very entertaining :)
carlosreyes11 2 years ago
Which episode is the 7 and hayy one. icant for the life of me rember
Masterleeson15 2 years ago
Is that Natasha Henstridge (Babe from Species) at 0:20 ?
xIntoThePitx 2 years ago
no, that's Famke Janssen.
issu999 2 years ago
Ah! The chick in X-Men. Looked familiar.
xIntoThePitx 2 years ago
Well, most of Star Trek is drinking, I'll give you that. I mean, for Romulan Ale being illegal, they sure drank it a hell of a lot.
737SYLAR737 2 years ago
Quarks definitely got the lobes for business. Ezri Dax all the way.
defenderization 2 years ago 2
Yeah, Geordi never really did get any more action than rolling under closing blast doors. He did that quite a lot, didn't he? I did that once when my garage door was closing, just as it was almost closed. hehe it was fun.
737SYLAR737 2 years ago
Hehe I am named after Jadzia. She is awesome.
737SYLAR737 2 years ago
You're named after Jadzia? That is totally awesome! I always thought that was a cool name. : )
Novellete 2 years ago
Yeah, I like that name too. Jadzia is, in my opinion, (although I might be a bit biased) the best character in DS9, besides Odo, Gul Dukat, Quark and Dr. Bashir.
737SYLAR737 2 years ago
where is from a staff at 0:34?????
adelina2012 2 years ago
It is from the episode "Rejoined"
The guest actress is Susanna Thompson.
Digway81 2 years ago
I love the part at 3:04. Worf showed that lady who's boss!
737SYLAR737 2 years ago
Who was the woman at 0:32?
737SYLAR737 2 years ago
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737SYLAR737 2 years ago
The end clip was amazing! We all know all the action Geordi ever got was on the Holodeck.
Dredsina 2 years ago
Ha ha yeah poor Geordi. He actually isn't all that bad looking... much better than Picard.
737SYLAR737 2 years ago
You did a good job on this video! Man, I never watched Deep Space Nine, but now I kinda want to! ;-)
TheKrazieChick 2 years ago
hahaha AWESOME!
theatrekid07 2 years ago
star trek is all one big sexual innuendo
moshiwill 2 years ago
whats the episode with felix and the klingon???
cus if I remember correctly dont the klingon women go after HArry Kim???
yamomagon 2 years ago
geek love
TheS3xykid 2 years ago 2
star trek fan and an avril lavigne fan... i like you!!!
gadfageyar 2 years ago
i will never look at star trek in the same way again, hahaah
recycle0elderly 2 years ago 4
lol
HabboStarsUK 2 years ago 2
Wonderful. And a nice little voyage down memory lane. Especially as all the clips are 'real' moments from the series, not bits of dialogue and quick shots of characters cobbled together to make it appear a scene is something other than what it was. The music is also an inspired choice, adding a lot to the impact and humor. Great work.
DoctorTerwilliker 2 years ago
Thanks very much, I don't like those fake scene ones myself.
CaptainTrekkie 2 years ago
lol Q
derdings2112 2 years ago 2
WHOA WHOA WAIT--was there ever an Odo/Kira sex scene, or was that an Evil Universe thing?
enderwign 2 years ago
There kinda was and it wasn't in the evil universe.
teddybears1232001 2 years ago
Good work! Lol, at the doc giving the sex-talkXD among other things:P
chocobo87 2 years ago
Jadzia from the mirror universe.
Theaterfreak 2 years ago
Mirror-Universe Jadzia Dax.
Theaterfreak 2 years ago
What's the episode at 0:09? I know it but I can't out my finger on the title...
Theaterfreak 2 years ago
you forgot half the TNG cast. riker should have been in their... he gets around a bit...lol that is, quite a bit...and beverly's had some interesting relationships aswell *coughs the name Ronin* lol
mward55 2 years ago
terrible music
powerkor 3 years ago
Haha, poor Geordi!
jcorle00 3 years ago
2:15 i was so disappointed that dax kissed lenara haha
juuuuliiaaaa 3 years ago
I didn't know the girl that played Gene Grey was on star trek
jeager1999 3 years ago
what what whattttt
LordNelson87 3 years ago
Scene with muddy hot tub with hot chick in it, uh which episode of ds9 is that from!?! Thanks!
danwat1234 3 years ago
Lawl, season 6 "Who Mourns for Morn"
CaptainTrekkie 3 years ago
That's mirror universe Dax, that clip is from "Through the Looking Glass", episode 19 of season 3. This episode also stars Tim Russ as Tuvok.
CaptainTrekkie 3 years ago
why are there half naked girls dancing in the warp room? 0_o and why havent I seen that ep? which one is it??
nisa202 3 years ago
One of the last episodes of Voyager, "Q2". Q's son having some fun in Engineering.
stoikiometry 3 years ago 2
0:35 wait what... lesbians!!! xD
fiskefyren 3 years ago
Dax and a mate of her old host!
kitnkabootle 3 years ago
2:24. That is all. ahahahaha
blarsen301 3 years ago
LMAO AGREED! Q?!?!?
kitnkabootle 3 years ago
0:14 lol
Haloaddict36 3 years ago
There is a serious lack of Kira's body with Quark's head on it.
Zwei4815 3 years ago
Please, please don't remind me I forgot that clip. Leave me some dignity will you.
CaptainTrekkie 3 years ago
who's that on 1.05 to 1.11 i can tell it's a trill but i doesn't look like dax
slingi1 3 years ago
That's alternate universe Jadzia Dax. So technically you're right, not our Dax.
CaptainTrekkie 3 years ago
kia and o brien is so funny
t5y665yrty56 3 years ago
who is that at 2:51-3:00... wow.. plz let me know...
aleazcazan 3 years ago
She's Musetta Vander, and played the random relationship alien of the week in Star Trek Voyager, season 5, episode 17 "The Disease". She was also Shan'auc (Teal'c's mate in "Crossroads" season 4) from Stargate. And the praying mantis teacher in Buffy's "Teacher's Pet" season 1. Hope that helps hehe.
CaptainTrekkie 3 years ago
this was good until the end....
then it just turned FABULOUS!! :)
GREAT JOB!!!
altezzza 3 years ago
Haha thanks very much, greatly appreciated.
CaptainTrekkie 3 years ago
Dax and Lenara: HOT HOT HOT!!!!!!!
Rashaed 3 years ago 5
Nice! It's in my favs.
What's the episode where they have the wild party in Engineering? B'elanna doesn't look so happy lol!
Theaterfreak 3 years ago
Hehe thanks, it's Q2 from season 7 and yeah she has the hump quite a bit lol.
CaptainTrekkie 3 years ago
Lol, yeah. Thanks!
Theaterfreak 3 years ago
data got some action but Geordi didnt lol poor Geordi
treki215 3 years ago
Great video, very funny. Whats the pirate song at the end? Thanks.
nc98m3 3 years ago
It's "You are a pirate!" from a really surreal (that is to say scary) TV show LazyTown. It's just very creepy, especially with these kids with poly-foam faces. It's the sorta kid's show you watch the exorcist after to settle you down.
CaptainTrekkie 3 years ago
poor Gordi never got much action.
MMZen 3 years ago
Oh and just so you know the orions I'm talking about are in enterprise season 4 and are sisters but the original series had just the 2 in "The Cage" and "Whom Gods Destroy".
trekfreak007 3 years ago
No Orion Slave Girls or Vulcan chicks?!?!
Come on!!!
trekfreak007 3 years ago
Haha a good point and I regret them not being included, but I unfortunately don't have any of the original series on DVD. Also the only Vulcan females in general that spring to mind as having "face time" on screen are in Enterprise. I don't have any of them either. And the one from TNG's "The Gambit" didn't exactly act with seductiveness.
CaptainTrekkie 3 years ago
I think you'er getting her mixed up,She did play as Savvik in star treks 2-4 but that particular character is a romulan,but that would be a good idea too.
trekfreak007 3 years ago
Getting who mixed up? Saavik is from the original series films and is half romulan, half vulcan. I was refering to T'Paal/Tallera. T'Paal was a Vulcan masquerading as a Romulan named Tallera in TNG's "The Gambit". I've seen those episodes with Orions, but have not got them on DVD.
CaptainTrekkie 3 years ago
I was talking about the actress not the character.
trekfreak007 3 years ago
Ahh I never knew that she played Saavik and T'Paal, thanks. They're still both Vulcans though. Even is Saavik is only half Vulcan.
CaptainTrekkie 3 years ago
You're welcome and from your last comment, where did you find out Savik was half vulcan and half romulan?
trekfreak007 3 years ago
Script of Wrath of Khan. Haven't got it, but thats where it came from.
CaptainTrekkie 3 years ago
Alridy then thank you.
trekfreak007 3 years ago
hahaha one of the best parts is after all this is going on in the vid the doctor from voyager is waving his hands in the air lol
Y2CJ3600 3 years ago 2
who's the guy on the left at 0:55? :D
morphedjellyfish 3 years ago
Thats Odo, off DS9. In case you're wondering this episode is "A Simple Investigation" from Season 5. Hope that helps.
CaptainTrekkie 3 years ago
that was too mean to Geordi
OneCovenant4All 3 years ago
What the.... what episode was that, in Voyager's Engineering Bay??
Obs1233321 3 years ago
The one with the dancers? I think it was Q2...
caseyrox76 3 years ago
What, no Picard with Vash?
Ah well, the hilarity of him waking up next to Q (Tapestry, right?) makes up for it. XD
EmperorSteele 3 years ago
I guess using clips from Enterprise would have made this too easy.
kranktank 3 years ago 2
Haha, thats the best comment I've heard all day. I've heard three, but still. I have none of Enterprise on DVD and I still wouldn't have used the clips. Well, maybe this one quarantine shot, but yes, too easy.
CaptainTrekkie 3 years ago
2:09! Is that Kenneth (Aka hologram doctor) from Voyager? who;s that he's kissing? What episode?
pirategirl4ev 3 years ago
All I know that scence is one where alien runs a hologram capturing people. I call it the The Beowulf episode cause that the programme that's being run in it.
gv1955 3 years ago
And spot on you are gv1955, "Heroes and Demons" Voyager, season 1, episode 12. Poor old Harry makes about a 20 second appearance at the end after being, holo-consumed I guess, hope that helps. I gotta say though, the Doctor's real name is Joe, he dropped Kenneth, and the timeline in which he was dubbed Joe ceased to exist after Janeway altered it. As far as I know he's just the Doc, or "Hey you".
CaptainTrekkie 3 years ago
Who's the woman at 0:19? She looks really familiar....
princessleene 3 years ago
Arghh I know what you mean I had her name about two months ago...Aha Famke Janssen, she may be familiar to you as she played Jean Grey (/Phoenix) in the new X Men films. Or from Goldeneye where she played (I love this) Xenia Zirgavna Onatopp. Hope that helps.
CaptainTrekkie 3 years ago
Thanks!
princessleene 3 years ago
My pleasure.
CaptainTrekkie 3 years ago
love the lazytown song at the end X D
LancashireVampireXD 3 years ago
poor geordie. even harry kim, the eternally optomistic, naive, green ensign got more action! of course they both had a bad habit of falling for holograms.
hrcsdipspwh 3 years ago
WHOA! What episode is :34?! Nice!
benfirst 3 years ago
Hehe, it's "Rejoined", season 4 episode 6. Oh and Deep Space Nine.
CaptainTrekkie 3 years ago
Geordi's off doing Reading Rainbow!
jfsoller 3 years ago
Haha!
CaptainTrekkie 3 years ago
LMAO! poor Geordi!
ahaha, even Data was getting some, LMAO.
brionyphillips 3 years ago
Geordi's the one who needs tootering,not Data.
trekfreak007 3 years ago
yes...
did I not say that?
brionyphillips 3 years ago
I was just agreeing with you.
trekfreak007 3 years ago
dax is too beautiful
hrvojekovacic 3 years ago 3
I know, and even more so with shorter hair. Shame they killed her.
anthwhite91 3 years ago 4
Rofl, best sentence clincher ever.
CaptainTrekkie 3 years ago
You guys relize that Dax is actually a man right?
trekfreak007 3 years ago
Dax is technically a symbiote. Jadzia's the host like Ezri, both female and Dax has had male hosts before as well as more female hosts.
CaptainTrekkie 3 years ago
You do realize we were refeering to the actress Terry Farrel and not the fictisous slug in her stomach?
anthwhite91 3 years ago 2
No, and you weren't - "that Dax is actually a man right?". For one she can't be an actress if you just said shes a man, therefore I assumed you were refering to the symbiote. Also the second name "Dax" is passed down through hosts because of the symbiote.
CaptainTrekkie 3 years ago
Bah sorry, thought you were the other guy. My fault, retracting my stupid comment.
CaptainTrekkie 3 years ago
Yes I do but when I read hrvojekovacic's comment I figured he got the symbiot mixed up with the host.
trekfreak007 3 years ago
The symbiote is genderless...sorry. Even if there are preferences to one sex, it's usually controlled by the host.
CaptainTrekkie 3 years ago
No it's not in the star trek magazine it tells the difference between a male and female symbiote or it could've been healthy and unhealthy and how do you explain Dax kissing his/her wife in season 4 besides Jadzia being part lesbian.
trekfreak007 3 years ago
Sorry I don't actually read the magazines, I don't really see that as Trek canon. Healthy or unhealthy is one thing but different sexes is another thing altogether! I'm not saying theres no sexual preference but since the symbiote requires a host it takes on the physical sex of it's host. Why would I need to explain the kiss in "Indiscretion"? That was Dax's wife in another lifetime and I think they were saying that the love transcended physical preference rather than "let's have a lesbo scene".
CaptainTrekkie 3 years ago
Hmmm... You gotta point.
trekfreak007 3 years ago
Great video! Funny too but shame theres no hot Dr Crusher there... She did a few kisses even a woman haha!
loopyallie 3 years ago
Funny, funny ending, hahaha
EmperorSteele 3 years ago
This is great i'm makin also Star trek vids but this is great !! well done
Darkjunior224 3 years ago
Hehe interestin.,BTW, who is that in 1:07?
SleepaholicAgent 3 years ago
Aha, that fine specimen is Dax (Terry Farrell), from Deep Space Nine. The episode I believe is "Through the Looking Glass", season 3 episode 19. Hope that helps.
CaptainTrekkie 3 years ago
i love this video it so cool
kt27rule 3 years ago
Hehe thanks very much.
CaptainTrekkie 3 years ago
Yes!: Some of the hottest scenes of Star Trek!! Quite a job, and the end seems specially well thought. Thanks! :)
P.S.: Sorry about my English.
genaroenriquemiguel 3 years ago
Thanks a lot, I had to get that end in hehe.
CaptainTrekkie 3 years ago
"porn trek" lool
sirDaveBow 3 years ago 2
lol
rudeEMOboi 3 years ago
From tha 3/4 angle, that woman looks almost exactly like Kira...o_O
aeyara 3 years ago
Which episode was the Odo/Kira scene (0:53-0:59) from?
aeyara 3 years ago
Unfortunately thats not Kira, it's some random redshirt. The episode is "A Simple Investigation" from season 5. If only it was Kira.
CaptainTrekkie 3 years ago
Btw, that's not a redshirt, it's Arissa, one of the three girls he hooked up with. if only that was Kira though...*sigh*
Theaterfreak 2 years ago
ha! picards like, ah! lol...not enuf data in that tho...liked it other than that..
themysteriouskiller 3 years ago
the video was awesome other than the q and picard part which that was a joke, nice to see the neelix freaking the klingon woman, he passed out after she left, you should of added the enterprise episode where tripp is at a rave with hot aliens! lol!
DJHollowLife69 3 years ago
Ah too right, and I could have used shots from the mirror universe there too, unfortunately I only have TNG, DS9 and VOY on dvd. If I get the rest I'll make a video. But the original series first hehe.
CaptainTrekkie 3 years ago
aww poor geordi
Chronicdoodler 3 years ago
I love the start of the song with bashir.
DeepSpace9Fan 3 years ago
They always casted the hottest girls for trek and the great thing also is that they are decent actors too!
thechekov1701 3 years ago
Hehe exactly, kinda puts other shows in the shade.
CaptainTrekkie 3 years ago
Bashir! HOTT!
bec141956 3 years ago
boah - I love that jadzia dax from the mirror universe, almost better than the lesbian kiss on ds9
Antaresfy 3 years ago
I'd have to say I'd agree with you. Unfortunately we rarely get clothing shots like that outside of Enterprise. And yet all the women before then were much better, not just better looks, but better actresses. Alas.
CaptainTrekkie 3 years ago
shit id tell the trill jaxs belly move over LOL
Mack488 3 years ago
Well done! No Katherine and Chakotay...*wimper*
:D
Aryakanta 4 years ago
Hehe thanks, and they barely touch one another hehe, well they blew that when Seven of Nine was thrown in...randomly...
CaptainTrekkie 4 years ago
I'll never forget those Lesbian kisses in DS9... so freakin hot..
Treg 4 years ago 2
who & when was 3:09?
edsporty 4 years ago
If you mean the girl in the shower, I believe its B'Elanna Torres, the episode Juggernaut (5x21)
THELORDOFTHEUNDEAD 4 years ago
Awesome vid. 5/5
THELORDOFTHEUNDEAD 4 years ago
Thanks very much. And spot on with your eye for the episode (Juggernaut), however she doesn't get any of her kit off until the very end. Thanks again for your rating, much appreciated.
CaptainTrekkie 4 years ago