Stephanos' Suddenlink Ad

[groxx715]

And to the bitch at the end, NO I want you.

[Alastor221]

Now I feel bad that I left SuddenLink for Frontier

[StephanosRex]

@Alastor221 You should regret nothing. Suddenlink implemented hard bandwidth caps a few weeks ago. Fuck 'em.

[Alastor221]

@StephanosRex Just like Comcast, eh?

[nunoseca]

THEY WANT MEEEEEE

[Dante0397]

Stephanos for Team Fortress 3.

[KahnSig]

Three words: WHAT THE KACK

[700007123]

0:28 and I want YOU

(well not rly she's a milf. just wanted to say that)

[JayXombie]

You should've been the announcer.

[SpyIsDisguisedAsSpy]

dude if you work there im applying

[StephanosRex]

@SpyIsDisguisedAsSpy I haven't worked their for 3 years now. I would strongly advise against it :P

[groxx715]

@StephanosRex Listen to the man, I worked with him and the place blows.

[EveLovesLoL]

sweet benefits. mmm tastey

[OfficerBlowFish]

Wait, do you live in West Virginia? Because that's where I live and there's tons of sudden link commercials. 

[StephanosRex]

@OfficerBlowFish Nah, I was in Texas. I didn't even have access to WV stuff.

[OfficerBlowFish]

@StephanosRex aww that sucks. I thought the great StephanosRex lived where I did.

[AnuxeL]

You need to bring back the hat, man. For all of us.

[Bilcosby123]

You hook up with that chick? Ya i bet you did.

[Sleiren]

I bet you did all the voices in this.

[nazi8per]

Rofl, you look like a crossover between Steve Jobs, a pilgrim, and Robert Trujillo

[StephanosRex]

@nazi8per That's surprisingly well thought-out and difficult to argue

[DarkLogik19]

Seems legit.

[Furlockthe666th]

You totally don't fit in in this.

And that's why I LOVE IT.

[StephanosRex]

@Furlockthe666th I think that's why they put me in it

[kuraz08]

You totally get all the girls now.

[BlenderHelixAlpha]

Is this....real?

[StephanosRex]

@BlenderHelixAlpha Yup

[BlenderHelixAlpha]

@StephanosRex Pretty cool yo.

[DragonZaita]

>Sweet benefits

I bet you say that to all the girls.

[StephanosRex]

@DragonZaita Yes.

[iLzrtE093]

Nice hat.

[StephanosRex]

@iLzrtE093 It was just the worst hat I could have possible worn.

I actually showed up without wearing that day for filming with my hair all Taric'd and their words were "CORPORATE WANTS THE HAT."

[AnuxeL]

@StephanosRex It's kind of sexy how you slightly turn your head after each adjective.

[StephanosRex]

@AnuxeL Bobblehead powers

[donaldodie]

@iLzrtE093 i never asked for this

[requywolf]

i'm just going to assume you were immediately made the CEO of that company. but had to burn it down for the insurance money. than rebuilt it with only your voice. but had to leave in order to master your gift and go into training to become a master of the universe.

[StephanosRex]

@requywolf *insert thinly veiled disparaging remark about how much better their tech support department would have come out if that had happened*

[DayShadow94]

i want her too.

[zitroooz]

You know what to do! Use that voice!

[StephanosRex]

@zitroooz Part of the reason I got into this sort of thing was a bunch of people I did tech support for gushing about my voice, including one older gentleman that worked in radio for a number of years. Thanks, older gentleman that worked in radio for a number of years!

[metalman434]

nice