Oh Long Johnson Chap 3. The Prophecy!

[TheMrboldoni]

Go back home and sleep.

[TheMrboldoni]

Stupid islam stupid malay.

[NinjaUnicornGiggles]

Oh my gosh he's just a cat, not an alien.

[SupositoryRepository]

Dorime. Incherimo hadaparty dorime. Ameno ameno lancheyley lanchere lo, dorime.

[love5animals]

its an advert. Think about it you have don pianos, long john trousers and dog perfume it has to be an advert of some kind.

[TRMDYLE666]

All hail the pussy!

[HighOverlordBeardo]

What in the butts.

[Mr57Henry]

Here's what I uncovered in my research so far: Long John Johnston! "Liver eating", Big John, John Johnson and have no doubt "Long John Johnson from the late 1800's! Sailor, trapper, woodsman, mountain man, drunk, bar room brawler! Big, mean, tough Scott or Irishman(?) In the bars he fought in were Ol-den Pianos! (Player pianos) Perhaps the Oh my dog was actually a dyslexic faux pas for "Oh my God!" "Why I eyes ya" could very well have been: "Why, I'll ICE ya!" Meaning "I'll pop a cap in ya

[Mr57Henry]

@Mr57Henry So the cat merely was talking trash to the little cat! Cats will look away before they battle, completely normal! So the gist of the cat's remarks to me? Simply the big cat talkin' like he be bad as Long (drink of water) John Johnson (Famous Bar Room Brawler)! Ol-don piah-no (Player piano)! Just vocalization of the scene in an old Saloon!

[Mr57Henry]

@Mr57Henry READ 2 down 1st then read up to this! Here's how it went: (What didn't get recorded) "Why...I'm as BAD as........LONG JOHN!" (What you can't hear) Little cat: "Long John who? THEN: "Long John Johnson!"

Muffled Little cat: "I can take you!" Big cat: (In anger misspoke) "Oh my Dog!" (Meaning "OH MY God!" Why...I'll ICE YA!" No mystery here....ya just have to listen closely! Damn it's no Kennedy Assassination!

[Rafaelbval]

Esse gato ta bebado xD fala nada com nada :D

[Nanamije]

Muito bom! E portugues??

[didoforcegamer0123]

Is this a joke? Lol

[kike384]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

[Legionairius807]

lmfao at the dude who didnt see the funny side to this! hahaha

[NaTsUdRaGnEeL210]

His trying to say that........His JUST a FUCKING CAT!!!!!!! You paranoid BASTARD!!!!!

[BucaManTV]

@NaTsUdRaGnEeL210 lmao its a joke

[gotch09]

At :30 Osama Bin Feline?

[Julia1986ist]

O, God! Author, you are the best!!! I never would guess...HE try to tell us something, exactly!!! LOL!!!!

[lilbunnyslut]

holy crap ! really ?! ...adds him to my list of future anticristos

[horsebabyhehe]

o that's hilarious

[BloodXSweatXGuitars]

DOE KNEE MAY!!!

[Pigot98]

0:19 WTF!

[MilanoHorsShineHotel]

DUDE!!!!! u know the beginning can be insulting religions

dont do that!!!!

i mean wtf - it's bad - sry but it is - in my opinion

no offence

[TheAlanka]

nao se deve gozar com as religiões e com coisas sérias mas ta original e engraçado =D

[punkrockinggirly]

tbh this is 5 stars xxxxx 6 even

[komoriaimi]

I did not see or hear any spanish in this video.

What is this spanish nonsense you speak of peeps

[gustavocardi]

ihõhaohioahioahõiahiohaoihoiah­ioahoiah ioahiohiaohioahohaohioa LLOOOLLLLLLLLLLLL

[runlevel0]

I know _exactly_ what he is trying to say (as anybody that has lived with cats for some time)... and it IS a reason to be scared, veeery scared.... the exact translatio is (more or less): Get the fuck out of here! I warn you! Gonna get into kamikaze mode in 3...2...1... Hell, the last time I saw my cat like this we had to hide behind closed doors, LOL

[CrashBandic00t96]

Long Johnson will come on the 21 of december 2012,Either salvation,either doom! Nothing can stop it,or maybe Long john is the name of Nibiru !

[missywho04]

WOW....a cat becoming the anti christ...i've seen it all now! lol!

[reusaki4life]

no.. its not holy water, this is satan water, cant you see? perfume lights on fire, hell is in a volcano!! this cat was posessed by him! long john will come!! just you wait!!! 2012 he will lead us into either(battle/ safty) pm me to make a recruit vid to git redi 4 2012

[TheParamore255]

Y this video wants to make Islam a mockery that people always do and Islam didn't say bad things about christians!

[Furzeeh]

lol, this is hilarious. How can you think that this is a satanic cat? lol

[runlevel0]

@Furzeeh

Satanic? Ignorant!

It's a basementcatanic cat!!! He is the prophet of Basement Cat who are going to bring doom to every humin and devore every piece of cat-fud, speically cheeseburgers! SRLY!!!

[mikoanton]

oh no! it's not good! it's cat diablo! 5/5

[CrystalDiamondPearl]

This is hilarious.

[Fredde1Widde]

whers the f@£king original video with subs????????

[SnorklinWithCudas]

we must begin worship this kat, and listen to his every word, he holds great knowledge and wisdom beyond the human capacity to understand...

[owlcitykai]

lol that was hilarity :3

[LAAGGY]

another world warning!

it will come in 2012~!!!!

[ZoraZord]

He is actualy speaking in backwards Vietnamese.

[runlevel0]

@ZoraZord

Yeah, translated it says:

Bring me a can of extra wif tuna, two cheeseburgers, no mustard plz and double cheese... and low-fat milk, I have to watch ma weight...

[TheMinusBlindfold]

Mat 7:15 Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening cats. =P

[SnorklinWithCudas]

I am very curious myself what could this incredible speaking cat mean... thank u for trying to help us begin to understand

[Ellemphriem]

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[dnabg]

cat says give me moe drugs lol

[TheMaxxamillianocp]

where did u find dons piano

[Morfrana]

FAIL.

[dialga365]

that is so cool it sounds like he going to summon the holy grail full oh holy water and he is going to make us all emortal cause he does say "all the live long day"

[mametchi1234]

omg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­! scary....

[Aphra68]

Very, very funny

[corinne54]

You are brilliant - This is hysterical!!!!

[CocaCola625]

I love this vid...are you just joking, or are you actually serious?

☺

[Alg0rithm]

He's trying to cough up one hell of a hairball.

[PWNERLasse]

cant stand the cats eyes

[raikon10]

what is the name of the song?

[RunningWithSizzas]

Ameno by Era

[RunningWithSizzas]

It's Spanish, nothing to do with Mexico

[runlevel0]

@RunningWithSizzas

I may be wrong, Spanish is a difficult language... but from my short experience with the country and language due to the fact of being Spaniard for 45 years I would say it's not _exactly_ Spanish.

Well, sort of... if you take into consideration that the Iberian Peninsula was once part of the Roman Empire and that the Spanish language was born a good bunch of centuries later from the language of the Romans we can safely accept LATIN for Spanish... :)

[RunningWithSizzas]

@runlevel0 I was referring to the original uploaded. I was not implying that any of the content in this video was Spanish.

[RunningWithSizzas]

@RunningWithSizzas *uploader

[Arthurein]

@RunningWithSizzas I'ts portuguese, nothing to do with Spain. :D

[PH414N63PH4C3]

@Arthurein The original creator/uploader was Spanish.

[madtsmatt]

I'm so glad this is back! Thanks!

[RunningWithSizzas]

What

[jescamhar1424]

this is brilliant! i love thissss!

[akamene]

so grateful to have it back - my all time favorite

[cyberwolf2l2]

this cat freaks me out in the best posible way

[Poppelollen]

The coolest cat ever! Like I've said before; the picture at 0:20...He he

[magnotta000]

also 0:30

ROTFL!!!

[remanuelmr]

What music is tis?

[Wh40kFinatic]

Ameno is the title.

[magnotta000]

long johsnon is back!!

they can't stop the new messiah!!

[RunningWithSizzas]

I was shocked to see that dbugim removed this.

I remembered that I had downloaded It, so here you go.