Joe Goes To AMSTERDAM

[headd1e]

funny to see this when you're dutch :D

[cap1to]

3:54 Pickle Suprise!

[Faren22]

Oh, of COURSE the video is 4:20 long.

[TheGeneralCody]

i rewind this to go to 0:04 :) hehe

[TheDRAG54]

hes allowed to how this on youtube

[taeke18]

We in the netherlands just own.. this video makes it a proven fact.

[FakeAndGay1991]

i like it how H&M is shown in most of these xD

[MsStephaniie]

Zó grappig!

[kopytek36]

Woman with the sunglasses is hot!!

[Geldfabriek]

Hell yeah holland !

[prashavenglim]

watched several videos, Joe's hilarious. love it when he makes poker face in every end of the videos. lol. funny guy.

[xaelakbar]

03:40... Girls behind the scene... She seems to be doing panty adjustment!!! 

[kyliankay]

bitch ik ben nederlands :D



[flabberized]

"Maybe because you are a dumb American"

Haha, true story.

[powernudel3000]

der eine issen deutscher merkt man direkt

[echtwaarisdatzo]

Jow Joe, im a Dutch guy, visited Amsterdam a few times.. never seen those weird moving sex dolls wtf is that. Creepy as hell 4:08

[echtwaarisdatzo]

Aaaah Amsterdam, where all the tourists have their way with our customs. The weed there sucks btw, check the rest of the country if you really want to get high.

[Bigeemil]

" that includes hitler, JA HAHA :D"

[gerfall]

Dumb American. Damnnnnnnnnn.

[BeerZutski96]

huppeduppeduppe is not a dutch word, it is hippeduppeduppe

[fuckingfamousbitch]

I'm Dutch.

[tylerfpc]

"Are you high?"

Well that's a stupid question, he's American and in Amesterdam, ofcourse he is high!

[THAPUMPER]

Hi from Holland!

[JBiebz4EverX]

I hate how the Yanks pronounce Van Gogh. They say Van Go, it's supposed to pronounced Van Gugh.

[Zpartan117John]

It sound just like The Sims when they talk.

[Cookies205]

2:33 OMFG haha I lol'd so fucking hard.

[Luka38]

4:12

[yeoltelly]

Dutch is the weirdest language.

[mdognirvana]

@yeoltelly l know, l live in The Netherlands and l hate my language xD

[Johnismybestfriend]

@mdognirvana what, why do you hate your language? It's pretty unique and cool if you really think about it! 

[Mrmfmax]

@mdognirvana

Heel sneu gast

[mdognirvana]

@Mrmfmax Lol, hoezo. Gedraag je is man.

[gereorth666]

It's funny becouse at 3:30 isn't Dutch.

[nununuoo]

thanks to: anne frank, space cake, whores XD

[Paaraadox]

I would be so freaking honored to be interviewed by Joe!

[Wildelark]

3:48 what the hell is that statue for? o.o

[chrismen28]

@Wildelark The big white pilar is for all the people who died in the world wars i believe.

[Wildelark]

@chrismen28

I meant the one after that. Maybe I should of written 3:49 or 3:50. o.o

[chrismen28]

@Wildelark the p3nis thing?

[Sundal1337]

3:48 WTF xD?

[AcabHam]

Wannabe Kassem G! And why are u talking shit about gingers when you are a ginger ur self.

[gucker07]

@AcabHam

oh shut up, you're not half the man joe is xD

[xClass189x]

for some reason i wanna bang the shit out of that woman with the bike

[YouTriedToBeTheKing]

i'm from Amsterdam and I find this very offensive.

[YingYangDude888]

Why is biking so popular? Cuz they're too stoned to drive xD

[MW2PS3Blog]

Dat zijn wij jongens :)

[AnthraxSK]

really...he only interviewed a few people on Dam Square...atleast go inside coffee shops, travel around...a bit :p try and videotape red light district sneaky (forbidden) :P atleast DO something....

meh, he should've gone to a techno rave and try some good E :P

[N30NGamingVideos]

Dutch people= Germans minus the intelligence.

[Ningengio]

@N30NGamingVideos German people = Dutch people, Minus the good looks and intelligence.

[N30NGamingVideos]

@Ningengio Have you actually been to the Netherlands?

Dutch people are some of the ugliest people I've ever seen.

[Ningengio]

@N30NGamingVideos I live there you derpface, do you live there? There's not even alot of people in the centrum of Amsterdam most of them are tourists. You ever been to Germany? I guess you live there, and you must feel very bad about your bad looks and lack of intelligence.

[N30NGamingVideos]

@Ningengio lol. You're dutch lololololol

Nope. I'm Irish actually.

[Ningengio]

@N30NGamingVideos Well then you must know ALOT about Holland don't you? Stop posting dumb shit kid.

[N30NGamingVideos]

@Ningengio Yes. I know it's filled with stupid ugly stoners with stupid accents.

[metalspector]

So if Americans are Europeans and Africans, and they have invented more than the Europeans... does that mean that the Africans are geniouses and great inventors?

[KILLTHEEMOS]

Wesley Willis. YES

[LPGamerOo]

i like how the video is 04:20 long for Amsterdam

[boricua22292]

the video ends at 4:20. appropriate.

[Alejandro1Mojica]

i fucken love the serious faces!!!! lmfao!!

[JuliaMyChem]

Haha, "Are you high?" :D

[MrHauress]

im dutch and i laughed way to hard at this.

[Metaalhoofdje123]

Nederland = Potland.

Ik ben blij dat ik hier woon.

[MsShahazai]

Gosh that accent would almost make you feel ashamed to be Dutch...

[TomValedro]

I love it how everyone is awkward because their english sucks so bad

[jurrew27]

@TomValedro go speak dutch see how that goes

[jurrew27]

@TomValedro go speak dutch see how that goes

[IVomitOnYourGod]

"Thanks to Anne Frank" Nice one.

[Slippedibob]

love the ol' dirty tshirt!!!!!!!

[HmTastySoup]

Where can I buy that ODB shirt!?!

[outfromoutwhere]

Hitler was Austrian

[Samabulicious]

3:47 made me go from :D to -_-

[612moses]

I'm hope he made this video 4:20 intentionally.

[b00m4life]

@612moses why]



[Vallinen92]

@612moses What, why?

[TheLucKySh0t]

@Vallinen92 Google 420 ;]

[aquaajb]

"maybe because you're a dumb american" girl is awesome

[omar3rab]

This video is 4:20 minutes long. Coincidence, I THINK NOT.

[HipHopRally]

The video is 4:20 long.... hahhahaah, very nice Joe, very nice.

[FrikZz0r]

note to self: don't eat food while watching joe

I almost choked @2:59 - 3:10

[HoNUrkiN]

Of course you made it long and boring at the end just to reach 4:20, haha

[Eyyyo122]

why you speaking gibberish?

[AlexArdify]

Go to Sweden!

[Gogiftw2]

@AlexArdify I second this motion.

[kitsune2222]

@AlexArdify If he does we will never see him again.

[Jopari444]

3:25 Hitler wasnt german you retarded american

[N30NGamingVideos]

@Jopari444 ....

[Jopari444]

@N30NGamingVideos what?

[DiDCarlos]

Erpadurpadurpadurpa

[envoy3]

:47 he's wearing a vancouver 2010 olympic sweater! cool.

[Nitroxide]

3:37 the girl in the background

[donnyboy305]

@Nitroxide LOLLLLL

[cdjfcgkkg]

what is oven ?

[BodyMovinPolarBear]

3:48 WTF statue

[KwlEnn]

3:47 WTF!

[hellzbomber]

HAHA wtf

Look at the ending.

Thanks to: Anne Frank, Space Cake, Whores

[ScreaminMonkey1]

Was it 4:20 long on purpose?

[antoinedv]

Long live Europe :) Fuck idiot Americans :)

[BadgeofShame]

@unrealhound That's the President of The Netherlands.

[ThysSykzz]

@BadgeofShame Wait a second wait a second... We don't even have a president. We have a Queen.

[BadgeofShame]

@IRTOMM Also, the microphone I'm holding is a bong.

[MissKawaiiRainbow]

not-Dutch people don't understand that weed and whores aren't bad. Netherland is just a wonderful place to gow up in. and the Sex Museum: is only for stupid tourists who come to Amsterdam to have fun. and that your American brains can't stand a little bit of half naked peaple. than that's your problem.

[bambarby]

@MissKawaiiRainbow y u mad tho

[MissKawaiiRainbow]

@bambarby I'm not angry I just can´t stand that everyone is so negative about Amsterdam.

[Jerbod2]

@MissKawaiiRainbow Agreed :D

[CashMoneyDonkey]

@MissKawaiiRainbow

I grew up in Holland and I can tell you they have the worst culture on the planet.

[jangotheman]

@CashMoneyDonkey

Lol,thats so not true, original Dutchculture is great although you dont see much of it these days.. but when you look at al the tall-statuesk buildings.... DAMN HISTORY

[PeculiarTactics]

@CashMoneyDonkey Lol you are fucking liar.

[MissKawaiiRainbow]

@CashMoneyDonkey

I don't know if you still live in the Netherlands, but I still live there and I think it's not the perfect country (that doesn't even exist). I think people should just look beyond amsterdam.

[CashMoneyDonkey]

@MissKawaiiRainbow

De stereotype Nederlander is houterig en saai. Daarbij zijn veel programma's op tv dom en veel zijn presentatoren homoseksueel.

[CashMoneyDonkey]

@MissKawaiiRainbow

+ Wiet is wel slecht voor je want je word er vergeetachtig van en het maakt je schizofreen en meestal verpest je je leven ermee.

[MissKawaiiRainbow]

@CashMoneyDonkey

ik bedoel niet op die manier slecht, dat je het gebruikt is je eigen keus. dat je het in een land kan kopen is niet slecht want de mens bepaalt tog zelf of hij het wil gebruiken of niet. en als je er voor kiest is het gewoon je eigen schuld.

[mafiamitzy]

@CashMoneyDonkey Je wordt er idd vergeetachtig van, maar niet schizofreen, alleen bij mensen die schizofremie al in hun bloed hebben zitten (hun DNA) en het op latere leeftijd zouden ontwikkelen, kan het het process een ontzettende versnelling geven maar het maakt geen gezonde mensen schizofreen. En je verpest je leven ermee? duidelijk ken je geen enkele blower behalve die marrokaantjes op de hoek van je straat. Veel succesvolle mensen hebben roken af en toe een jointje

[CashMoneyDonkey]

@mafiamitzy

Ik ken genoeg mensen die blowen, maar je hebt gelijk.

Met 'je verpest je leven ermee' bedoel ik meer mensen van 14 tot 18 jaar.

[Funkyouu]

@CashMoneyDonkey

So why do you think that? Every culture has its bad and good things.

[Meteepee]

@MissKawaiiRainbow dutch people can suck my dick and die in a suicide bombed earthquake by the overgod allah

[MissKawaiiRainbow]

@Meteepee

Never mind, if you say something so stupid without thinking about what would happen if the whole Netherlands dies.then I have no point to continue this

[Meteepee]

@MissKawaiiRainbow if all the dutch died it would feed all the starving niggers in africa and other shitty countries

[ShiftNMove]

@MissKawaiiRainbow In America we isolate naked people to San Fransisco

[ThisNameIsSuperShort]

@MissKawaiiRainbow Weed kills brain cells and whores have a higher chance of giving you an STD, therefore those two things probably aren't a good thing. Err... Why else would an American travel somewhere else besides America if it was going to be a crappy experience? Lastly, that wasn't half naked, and I didn't have a problem until I read your ignorant comment.

[SargentMugen]

@MissKawaiiRainbow Yeah, well our stupid American brains invented over half the shit that you use everyday, including the website that you're using right now, so if I were you I would sit down and STFU.

[MissKawaiiRainbow]

@SargentMugen Yes, then I can also say that without the Europeans America wouldn't exist. but let's stop with these discussions, america has bad things and Europe also has bad things. without Europe we wouldn't have al lot of things and without America a lot of things wouldn't exist either.

[lkszd]

@SargentMugen In the end most American people are European or African. Also, he didn't say anything about Americans being dumb, but about that Americans often can't stand nudity.

[echtwaarisdatzo]

@SargentMugen

You didn't invend anything. Like 1% of the human race builds and design's stuff, the rest are sheep like you. Don't act like you have ANYTHING to do at all with creating products and services. Your just ranting on youtube making retarted comments about shit you never did.

[echtwaarisdatzo]

@SargentMugen

Fuckin redneck, we Dutchies gave you capitalism, banks and the stock market. Look how you so called intelligent beings mishandled that. We gave you all that and what did the Americans do with it.. FUCK IT UP FOR THE ENTIRE WORLD.

[SargentMugen]

@echtwaarisdatzo No actually you didn't, that's why everyone talks about the U.S. and no one cares about crappy countries like "the Netherlands." Hell, just from looking at your profile I can tell that even the music you listen to is from the U.S.

[SargentMugen]

@xaelakbar Thanks for expressing your anger through an American website. Yeah, Netherlands has more history, what's your point? We've gotten more done in less than 500 years than you have in your country's entire history.

[xaelakbar]

@SargentMugen I agree on this...

[anish4]

1:26

[MiRyRE]

I like the girl with the camera's accent.

[DiDCarlos]

@MiRyRE she has a sweedish accent

[geezful]

@DiDCarlos no, she has a Dutch accent.

[biertap1]

where do i go to get a dutch oven? dutch OVEN?? ... lame..

[alexsamuraiuuu]

"In this city you have everything: Coffeeshops..."  Kinda funny to know ppls' priorities and interests of a city xD

[l33tgamer107]

Get in Finland, and smoke some lakupiippu xD

[luckyarcher]

3:48 Self fellating monster!

[saintmark3]

Tougher crowd in Amsterdam :D

[Rz4rect0r]

Whahahaa, the black guy talking bout the expensive/cheap hoes is a baller.

[nousername21]

1:47 that dude is totally wearing a wig

[normanknight100]

Holland is disgusting

[figtmen5]

@normanknight100 why? I live in there. tell me a few things who are disgusting.

[normanknight100]

@figtmen5 Giant penis statues in public, "sex museums", weed. Should I go on?

[DsHypnotize]

@normanknight100 Apparently you think the entire country is like that, but no! Amsterdam is a country on itself. The things you see and hear about Amsterdam are true, but thats only in Amsterdam and not in the whole country.

[normanknight100]

@DsHypnotize The capital tells you everything you need to know about the nation. Fix it, or the world will continue to picture you as weak, pathetic cannabis consumers who are obsessed over penis statues.

[DsHypnotize]

@normanknight100 The Dutch as weak?! I think you forgot that we controlled half of the world 400 years ago. The Dutchmen are founders of North America. Thats not weak or pathetic. Why don't you buy yourself a ticket to The Netherlands and find out yourself.

[normanknight100]

@DsHypnotize I'm talking about the present.

[Maarten090]

@normanknight100 Oh pls, stop trolling or stop being ridiculous....

[normanknight100]

@Maarten090 Anyone who disagrees with you is a troll. Okay, got it.

[Kailol89]

@normanknight100 you must be an american :P

[normanknight100]

@Kailol89 I'm from Denmark.

[partycakeboy92]

@normanknight100 How does 1 city make an entire country disgusting?

[normanknight100]

@partycakeboy92 Not going to explain it again.

[timen1986]

@normanknight100

what?