Dokken vs Chicken: Malware - Phishing - Computer Virus | Norton

[wastinglove69]

dokken just send that chicken INTO THE FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!

[Downforce9]

Love Dokken, I had not seen this ad back in the day. Just caught them in Atlanta and on That Metal Show.

[bkaneshiro14]

... what if i don't like chicken?

[SpiDeRReal]

See how it's a big aircraft hanger? That's because Norton is that bloated. ;)

[jray80066]

lol!

[MnesomnesTears]

My head just went asplodey.

[pspheaven]

HA!, I personally hate norton but this commercial is awsome

[faithless6874]

OMG rolling!

[ReconUnitZero]

Would it have been funnier if they used a Colonel Sanders look alike ?

[Grif43]

Nortan Security 2010: The switch blade of the internet

[hatewheel]

My brain. Everyone at Norton is fired.

[killjoy58553]

they will be back with guns

[MickRagnarok]

14 people are now scared to eat chicken

[Daily0Dabble]

the chicken not knowing dokkens intensions dosent realy have any feelings either way....

[crankspraynpray]

lmao



[chrisg123x3]

Dam nature you scary!

[MrRetlav]

this aint over..... xD

[Joedroo]

This commercial ROCKS! Chicken gonna cut you, Don Dokken!

[xpatxjux]

14 people like having there way with chinckens ;)

[bunbunjohn]

Okay,now do one about Chuck Norris.

[philupmybucket]

@bunbunjohn that would be boring. the only option would be to watch. no allow or deny

[bunbunjohn]

@philupmybucket Chuck Norris is always watching....

[Shahzod8905]

i get a feeling that the chicken, the unicorn and the caterpilar can protect themselves and Norton is actually not doing anything.

[andell1]

Who the hell is Dokken? I remember music in the 80's, but I'm not sure who they are. 

[Spiderfi]

If you don't remember Dokken then you don't remember the 80's!!!

[andell1]

@Spiderfi Oh baloney...I remember the 80's just fine...can't help it if I don't remember some band that apparently sang a song for "Nightmare on Elm Street 3" or some rubbish like that! :p BTW, I had to wikipedia them just to read this...I can't think of a single memorable song from the 80's that was sung by "Dokken."

[Spiderfi]

@andell1 that's fine...but did you know that George Lynch (their guitarist) was and still is one of the best shredder out there?! One of my big influences...

[GiantsTombMusic]

why don't they like chicken?

[Khazanah]

Take it easy bro! this ain't over!

[upyoursassmonkey]

LOL a chicken with a switchblade, that's every rednecks worst nightmare.

[DomIstKrieg]

genius.

[DomIstKrieg]

Thats fucking genius. GENIUS!!!!!!!!!!1

[MrPendoX]

Unwanted software on your computer = malware

Norton = malware

[frickfrock999]

Whose cutting who into nuggets now Dokken?

WHO?!!!

[Sn1perM0nk]

I probably won't buy norton anti-virus but I will repeat these ad's over and over cause they are priceless XD.

[ronaldli5]

this is the only one which the enemey doesn't lose his body part.dolph got his head gone,kimbo got his hand lasered.and david,i forgot.

[Valthek]

@ronaldli5

david got his fingers sliced

[TheDimensionwaker]

Thats a good commercial considering how shitty Norton is.

[cairnsguy22]

@TheDimensionwaker Yea, coming from someone in the IT industry, anything Symantec, for the most part, is complete shit. But these ads are brilliant lol

[ChibiHoboProductions]

The chicken's all: "I CUT JOO!"

[ZombieSonicTails]

How can a raw piece of chicken? Be your hard drive? I mean... That awesome if that could be your hard drive... So you get fried chicken.

[phyerboss]

Looks like Dokken's gonna go hungry tonight.

Better call up Dominoes^^

[ZOMbyNE]

Good marketing, bad everything else.

[DrinkElectrolytes]

lol I had to favorite this ad even though I hate norton.

[10lettername]

it would be cool if norton protected against viruses and trojans instead of dokken, kind of useless.

[biggadicrecords]

lol

[sn4ppl]

Why this advert isn't interactive ?!

[Costerguy1234556]

Or I could use Kapersky.

[1AppleMaker]

effing retarded. could of use a better commercial. but still i still prefer kaspersky thanks very much!

[Germtrancsuperman]

Romantic Brothers Flowers! New Anti Stress song about real situation in World and politics! Dance and scream out Depression! Hilarious Romantic Brothers FLOWERS!

[brutechieftan]

DOKKEN!!

[awsomguitarman]

I think we all know that Dokken could beat the chicken anyway

[sunflowernoo]

LOL!!! So funny!

[damodura]

I love how the chicken is shaking and flaring its wings

[MsMaljen]

@Shawn72Chu, that's Sean McNabb

[HydraLord]

My chickens are always protected by Dokken.

[Cr1mSiR]

This just sold norton for me, DOKKEN RULES!!!!!

[McCall72]

This commercial is 24 Karat Win.

[donnaglaser]

I love this commercial! Funniest commercial ever! Love Dokken!

[cldcrst]

Protect your chicken from Dokken.

[demonhunter1600]

epic i wana see more stuff like this dokken vs chicken funny shit

[JimminyBeeswax]

Why doesn't Dokken like chicken? I thought everybody liked chicken!

[DeathGear00]

@JimminyBeeswax naw thats just black people dude..damn get your facts straight... lol

[JimminyBeeswax]

LoL!

[cerberus144]

And Dokken, everyone loves Dokken.

[emogigan1]

From the looks of things that chicken doesn't need much protection, huh?

[xxCigaroxx]

this shit is fucking epic....nice1 Norton

[HayabusaNoTsuchi]

This commercial is so genius.

[ALEX20091520]

FAKE PRODUKT

[Shawn72Chu]

Who is that new bass player?

[koishy868]

LOL chicken wielding a knife XD

[goatboy649]

HAHAHA GREAT AD

[bpeterson81]

Norton is getting my business. I'm not even going to install it, they just deserve my money more than me.

[ALEX20091520]

FAKE NORTON!VIRUS TROYAN!

[R2319]

This ad did not make me buy norton. It made me by a Dokken song.

[slayermilly]

buy a holl CD

[MrTabby5000]

@R2319

Which one?

[R2319]

In My Dreams

[Mycatisbigfoot]

@R2319 LOLZ

[SmurFChristi]

this is something.. its great :))

[killer1one1]

best. commercial. EVER! whoever came up with that is a genius

[SuicideOrSurvive]

Caan't eat chicken now =(

[smarkgerald]

Heck on! This video got leave me giggled! At least, Norton's Internet Security gives you confidence on surfing or playing on the Net!

[HarveyFloyd]

The best ad I've seen in a long time.

[majom89]

I haven't seen a good commercial like this for years... Nice work!

[madmonkey540]

the knife would keep asking for you to renew subscription

[Brandaminator]

Dokken would have won if George Lynch was still there

[bojanks15]

who the hell is dokken?

[Brandaminator]

dokken rocks, youtube them

[MrTabby5000]

an 80s rock band.

[metalliman2000]

an 80's Metal Band

[MrTabby5000]

@metalliman2000

Yes I know that.

[gungriffen]

An AWESOME 80s Metal Band Check out the songs Kiss of Death, Don't Close your Eyes, Mr. Scary and Lightnin strikes again....

[bojanks15]

naw i hate eighties bands

[YasetMasa]

"have his way with your chicken" jajaja.

[7orqu3]

buffer overflow

[4cellar2door0]

Very few ads would ever made me lol.

They need to do a whole shitlload more of them! The kimbo one is kinda lame.

"Protect your chicken from Dokken"

Flows off the tongue perfectly.

Unfortunately for Norton though, Norton AV sucks so much ass not even hilarious ads will make people buy it.

Nope, it comes preinstalled and I always UN install it for Avast :)

[DrizztRox21]

Ahhh best ad ever it killed me with laughter

[Howgooditcanbe]

;O hahaha love it!

[laxkid61]

here are a few sentences i honestly never thought i would hear in my life

Now you have a choice. Would you like to allow dokken to have its way with your chicken,unleashing the wrath of the likes the chicken has never seen?Or,would you like to deny it?

[blueskies123363]

that chicken premotes violence lmao

[mxpro360]

I literally lol'd and went "wtf?".

[petergibons]

I wonder if this will be another resource hog and waste of drive space. Maybe this will take two removal tools to uninstall.

[ReconLIVE]

HAHAHHA! BEST COMMERCIAL!

[xomegacomplex]

just say no little chicken!!

[xSocialGhost]

I died of laughter when I saw this while watching Glee on hulu.

[durge666]

I saw it while watching Dollhouse.

[bross92]

this may be my favorite commercial of all time...my GOD yes!

[cuttoothom]

fantastic commercial

[grendizer69]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahhahaahahhahahahahaha

[viqueeny]

lol

[vianef02]

this was so random LOL

[TuneBomb]

yeah except to run with this analogy the commercial is using, dokken would just walk behind the chicken and stab it in the back. any virus writer worth their name will be able to write a virus that can circumvent norton easily.

[RokkenDokken]

LTROMAO!

This ain't over lol

[gkaklas]

awsome!!! hahahaha

[barriobajaj]

The structure used is one of two historic air ship hangers in the now decomissioned MCAS Base in Tustin, Ca. They've been used in numerous movies, videos, tv shows (x-files?) and commercials. Locals are still waiting the hangers fate. The chicken stands like Ralph Machio in that scene in the Karate Kid.

[appaulledwilly]

and the Time Machine in "Austin Powers"

[segamanxero]

Not really a person who recommends Norton or like to use Norton products, but I do love this commercial, in act probably the only commercial that if was posted on youtube would earn 5 stars from me and warrant me adding it to my favorites...

great job!

[brooklyninja]

Lmao

[BlackMetalWolfgang]

28-35 is totaly what she said. lol.

[longhairnj]

i don't use Norton (mac guy here), but these commercials are a sidesplitting hoot!

[ArtemisNoir]

I wouldn't go anywhere near Norton.. I use Kaspersky and several quality freebee solutions.

However, full marks for a very creative and entertaining ad! :D

[Gooshnads]

yeah same thoughts =P

Norton is such an annoying and crappy Anti Virus program lol

[fusionDX]

lol but i like the kimbo one better

[bgyujn3000]

this is one of the funniest commericals i've seen in a long time. i loved dokken from way back in the 80's. =)

[julioribas]

Esto es patetico , dokken payazo,.

George L.

[snuckles108]

Norton is the worst virus detection ever I rather use WIndows XP

[muerteverde]

Norton sucks up so much resources that it might as well be a virus itself. I finally got rid of it when I reloaded my PC and went with another AV solution.

[pizzakid770]

Yes get norton or a friggin mac!

[MrNamefag]

heres how all mac commercials should go

"Hi I'm a PC"

"And I'm an elitest faggot"

"So PC how are your virus's going?"

"fine, I have good virus protection"

"Yea well I don't get viruses"

"wow really? Isn't it sad that know one acknowledges you"

"yea I cry myself to sleep at night while I jackoff to steve jobs"

FIN

[talthan]

glad im not the only one who feels this way

[iamajibber]

amazing!

[ivan134]

lmao

[bearnbk]

Get a fckin MAC already.

[ph4ntasm]

sorry but i'm not gay. I'll stick with windows xp.

[ajunk2]

If only Norton didn't suck

[KidBajan]

If the chicken had a grenade it would've been funnier.

[MrMechanicalChicken]

cool

[22quack]

Oh $H17 he has a knife!!!!

[MentalRob]

My favorite Dokken song is "Lightnin' Strikes Again"  and "Erase The Slate" is good too.

[ginstar3]

Aww I wanted Dokken to kill the chicken...=(

[demonikreaper]

Kill the dead chicken, yeah.

[Lil7Prince7Yi7Ru]

norton is like one of the worst anti virus protection out there rofl

[Urstupidumbass]

@Lil7Prince7Yi7Ru but they have the best commercials lol

[scaryjohnsen]

suddenly the chicken got up and pulled out a knife!.. I laughed so hard! LOL... he totally swings the knife like a really bad 80s gang knife fight! I would never by Norton or any other anit-virus brand but seriously amazing commercial!

[RaineParadox]

LMAO!!! Saw this on AOTS and had to favorite it on here. So funny!

[olesto]

lol I wasn't expecting that. 5 stars :)

[johnnyx19913]

OMG!!!

[ChuckHD117]

XD lololololol

owned

[hatoup095]

Protect your Chicken from Dokken.

[sandorfintor]

that's genius.

[botosi]

This is the funniest damn thing I've seen in far too long.

[biotoxin21]

what an injustice. Its not dokken if george lynch isnt there.

[azrock4ever]

or jeff

[thebibleisalltrue]

Jon Levin is a GREAT guitar player. George is one of my all time favorites, but Jon Levin would probably smoke him these days. The video is too funny!

[HiBitDrifter]

No "Rockin with Dokken" for you!

[e2pw]

Am I the only one who wants to see them go all Gallagher on the chicken with guitars?

[DKRainey]

Awesome commercial

[Thedanlols]

You have to be physically stupid to get a virus.

[jiarb]

Clever pun.

[neosapience3000]

I'm guessing you have one and don't know it.

[azrock4ever]

How are you 'physically stupid"?

You comment alone says something about stupidity.

[trestinpeace]

What a bizarre commercial. I love it!!

[RedSectorX]

ROFL

[baboon110792]

This is the best one out of the three :D

[erictinley]

Awesome!

[seamusmcfayden]

Guess that chicken isn't rockin' the Dokken!

[liploked]

LOL...AWESOME!